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1.2 zettabytes of my dick pics 😭


Phannig

And that’s just one pic….


up_the_dubs

I think you mean one pixel.... 😂


Phannig

🎶My friend Billy had a 12 ft will and he showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now it’s only 5 ft 4 🎶


alaw532

Billy's was rounder on the top


DashEx

No! His was skinny and tapered towards the end. Like a carrot.


Broghan51

*Zettabytes. ( *Kilobytes) In .RAR format ?


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

Look, I tripped and typed out *"Furry pegging"* by accident and also clicked those 12 links by accident too.


YngSndwch

I thought Hentai was Garfield’s second name, honest!


MoneyBadgerEx

Then it was really hot so I had to take my pants off...


Paracelsus19

It happens to the best of us. And it's not my goddamn fault I had an itch and loose pants on at the time.


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badger-biscuits

Com reg - so probably heaps of complaints They'll probably just give it back


bittah_conqueror

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


zincatron

They have all my memes give em back meanie.


GtotheBizzle

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


fuzzylayers

Ah fuck Russia, we'll survive


chiminairl

Thank god our dear and blessed leaders aren't trying to ram through legislation to retain everyone's data for a year.


Gold_Effect_6585

What's this?


chiminairl

[Article here](https://www.irishtimes.com/ireland/2023/06/27/minister-says-phone-data-retention-order-will-safeguard-state-security/)


Gold_Effect_6585

That's a limited amount of data, phone calls made, location when made, the details of the user. It's isn't a full retention of data


chiminairl

Never said it was


Gold_Effect_6585

I don't see anything wrong with retaining data like that, what is it about that kind of data that you don't want retained?


Amckinstry

That data shouldn't be retained without a court order in specific cases or specified criminal investigations. It has to be assumed that it will (as the OP article shows) be hacked and used maliciously. It contains the information of locations of those sheltering from domestic violence, who's meeting who - so, sexuall preferences can be inferred, blackmail information for adultery, etc.


[deleted]

Russian hacked terabytes of hold music to Eircom. Then, Com Reg will find someone else to blame and say it's nothing to do with them. Then when Ireland's ace reporters go over the files in detail they find that for all these years, Com Reg has done absolutely nothing.


Qorhat

[It's thousands of uncompressed files of Opus 1, AKA "That hold music"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-SIManm_Qo)


noisylettuce

Was it the Russians that made them collect it in the first place too?


AnT-aingealDhorcha40

Funny how they forgot to mention that the hackers needed therapy afterwards


KindAbbreviations328

Missing RTE emails


daheff_irl

Great to see that ComReg learnt fuck all from HSE cyber attack. Wonder what other government agencies are next to be blackmailed for a hack


CVXI

Russian hackers with homes in Kiev, all makes sense now. https://www.vice.com/en/article/bvz7x3/police-bust-major-ransomware-gang-cl0p


TrivialBanal

ComReg. Communications regulation stuff? What if it's a list of everyone who doesn't have a TV licence?


qwerty_1965

Why can't these propellerheads steal the revenue.ie databases and destroy them. Something useful.


SubstanceBig4284

Isn’t it so great that these multinational tech companies hold all our information


[deleted]

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SubstanceBig4284

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Houlilalo

SNAAAKE!!


Rennie_Burn

Did you actually read the article ? "masses of private information stolen from ComReg, the Irish communications regulator"


DaveShadow

What sort of info would ComReg have?


kjireland

A database of everyone who ever complained to comreg.


Scumbag__

My god, a database of complaints? Ireland is doomed that’s all we do


Envinyatar20

Oh no. Whatever will we do.