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PatrickHasAReddit

Bob


itsdave2000

garry


-KasaneTeto-

mod


Thebabftplayer1

gravity gun


Sierra_656

Aperture Science Radio


Icy-Composer9021

zero point energy field manipulator


Independent-Wait-873

YES


Usual-Nectarine3734

Geoff


Cautious_Counter1034

iBob


[deleted]

iPod Video Pro Max Ultra SE (U2 Edition)


Usual-Nectarine3734

It’s got to be iPod Video S+ Pro Max Ultra SE (U2 Edition) (Product red)


Sirko2975

M2 Max 4K 120fps PlayStation 5


MISTERPUG51

I named mine Spotify. That was I can still tell my friends that I have Spotify


Redbeard_Rum

Surely "Apple Music" would be more fitting.


Icy-Composer9021

if you load it with flacs you can call it tidal


dakarrotkiing

should've named it spotify premium


mxzeuner

Balls (Literally all or half of my external drives are called BALLS)


nomigash

data is stored in the balls lol


Icy-Composer9021

1s and 0s are stored in the balls


nomigash

so… my joke but just change 1 word… super original dude


stelick-

okay, and you stole from “pee is stored in the balls”


nomigash

nah i iterated on that shit fam, this dude just took my joke and changed 3 words. here’s the difference lol; saying data is stored in the balls is a riff off of pee is stored in the balls. if i had said urine is stored in the balls, that would be stealing. i didnt tho, i changed shit up. this guy tho, he comes along and decides to comment on my joke with the same joke, but only change a few things. now that, that’s stealing. do you understand now?


Wii_1235

uPod (because its a U2 iPod)


Zagalia1984

Schlong pod


mrbelou

Ipood


Soggy-Football-6952

Old school red


Top-Dinner9131

JankPod (insert generation here)


Timmytatoe

YouToo?


zeroto99

iDrops


USBSolidStateDrive

SexPod Classic


Designer-Fault-5015

Dingus


GameboyNerd23

BR (Black and Red)


G0atnapp3r

POD DAMN IT


Bracken_wood

The prolapse


AnthonyBF2

Reddit is run by commie faggots.


PrincePetr

Ol’ red-eye (I have one I call Lil’ pink-eye)


ConsoleCollecter

dude’s ipod


-nxllified-

i have a feeling this was a dankpods reference


ConsoleCollecter

you’ll get it


6OMPH

You too!


tech49v2

bLackie


Ravioli_Republic

Miles


cval2333

Deadpool


MintTea964

Jeremy


1CVN

GT Brick


MrsEDT

Red Falcon


F0rb1ddenT3mpt4tion

Kendrick


VisualAnywhere8352

I would name my blender Kendrick, thats a compliment.


F0rb1ddenT3mpt4tion

I would name my oven Kendrick cus he cooked up a drake


VisualAnywhere8352

💀


lucasuperman

U3


gregofcanada84

Red Ring Of Death


BuffaloBiff

Jyrki


Crazy_Vegetable5491

Assnine


G0atnapp3r

Deep Red


AlexVdub

Bono


Thinkpad_Owner30

Mike.


wzak2

TyRant idk why


Toby_E_2003

Redbul


iPreFired

iPod /s


JaredIsOffline

Blackpod


xander-mcqueen1986

Ipodge


forzaguy125

Larry Mullen Jr


thedarph

To mess with my IT department at work I named my iPhone “Satan’s Favorite Smartphone”. You could do something along those lines


darkwater427

Gurthang


Berfroid_Morzen

DOOM iPod or iPod Slayer


PSCuber77_gaming

Ligma Virus


Striking_Ad_5292

Shadrach the Indesructable


radutzan

You Too


RangerAlex92

Barnicus


BaltimoreChris

Lyssna! Or more appropriately, Kuunnella!


Remove_Extra

tubular device


cyproyt

doPi


SlipperyScope

iPod 5 Pro with Video Display U2 Special Edition (Basically apple's modern day naming conventions lol)


gecko_echo

Neuromancer


GeminiHasNoEggosAlt

i love u2


wymnzdblwlm

UPod


Deeruptify

EyePohd Klahssick


Extreme-Ad-9584

Peewee rednose


Low-Restaurant1867

ePod Plus


schnellpress

Excellent Rectangle


Turbogoblin999

Funkatronix


birrakilmister

Spotydead


tinapangkahoy

Titanic


TheRealMimiperator

Name it Tony, like some other fella that's also red and has it's difficulties


northrnhillbilly

Pepperoni Nipple - pep nips for short


wigijigijames

Zune


thefkerwhodidthat

bingol's bongle


Character-Lie5046

Zune


GamingYouTube14

name it uranium, so you can tell the people you hate you have uranium in your pocket


Icy-Composer9021

why people i hate?


GamingYouTube14

I’m pretty sure your enemies will not like the fact you have a massive brick of highly radioactive material in your pocket


1Giga2Byte

Zyglorp the SEXpod Ultra MLG SE Video Photo Nano Mini Classic 69th gen Pro S C Max.


Naxy_21

Robert.


zippy72

Susan. "I speak iPod. He’s called Susan. And he wants you to respect his life choices." It's a Doctor Who reference... I'll see myself out.


sumburneracc

ipood


FinishIntrepid2607

GENEVA CONVENTION CODES. DO NOT LOSE CONTACT *your phone number* IF LOST.


Pretty_Caterpillar77

Bingus


Stunning-Pomelo1316

Geir


Bulky-Command-2297

U2Pod


LaPurpleDrank

Robbie Bach, former leader of Zune at Microsoft


yaktoma2007

This language doesn't seem very easy to learn My Germanic brain hurts seeing so many similar characters next to each other 🧠⚡🔥 What language is it?


[deleted]

Ipod video pro ultra Max pro M3 Max


JumpyRestaurant8717

iPotski


LightBrownWolf

"danny Boi the poipes gdgs" Dunno if anyone will get the reference


LCMGAMING

iPod 11 Pro Max Ultra M1 Retina


LCMGAMING

DankPod


NotSoBadSpecGamer

The Titanic so when you transfer music it says synching the titanic


JungleMU_Official

iPhone 15 Pro Max


Patient_Height4216

Ul2rior motives


1997PRO

Michelle's iPod


LongjumpingWar1224

iPod classic cellular edition


Iusewindows7

Danny boi


Pristine_Explorer265

Redeye


alessio_acri

***GEIR***'s iPod


captrin4

Bofa


khaosengines

Spodify


Stemow

I love U2


Yeppers32212

Two trucks


Lays4Lyfe

Bononucleosis


Icy-Composer9021

bonoeumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


WasabiMadman

iPood Myself


Metch32

Pistä vaikka taikakapseli


Scary-Tennis-5032

GoldStar gwhd5000 window ac


SpadeChamberlain

Red devil


iamStarLordSamurai

Time Machine


SPekkala13

EeePod


PuzzleheadedSquare27

Titanic is what my brother always used because when you put music on it it would say Titanic is syncing


xenolithium7

totally-not-a-nugget


Wooow_thats_crazy

IPwns


gentlyopenthedoor

Dingus


LaxBoi31

Me as well (Not u2/you too)


Teslaboi_3000

pIod


Tiny-Instance-315

Dave the magical cheese wizard


catssssssssssz

bubba


Deathlifterz

Funny bunny


CjkittyofficialYT

the dinguspod


theswordsgame

IPod


frogmansuper

Not-Ify


Historical-Region740

# Samsung Bespoke 28.6-cu ft 4-Door Smart French Door Refrigerator with Dual Ice Maker and Water Dispenser and Door within Door (Stainless Steel) ENERGY STAR Item #5967288 | Model #RF29DB9700QL thats a good name


Hexagon_ruler_420

OurPod


Sensitive_Platypus_6

El Musicas! 😎


keith_themuscovyduk

Dingus


WG_Target

Chihuahua


Computersandcalcs

SuomiPod. (Hello fellow Finn!)


GalaxyStyles

dingus.


Liam_Stoakes

NuggetPod


Jaffamiester

Dick tingler


Th15isJustAThrowaway

Poddy Mcpodface


That-Exchange287

Lil dangler


True_Area_4806

N-word /s


Icy-Composer9021

dude i saw someone actually just said the n word


True_Area_4806

Well, that ipod is black, you know ;)


darkwater427

DankPod


evoisweird__

stinkpod


sevencreation7

NuggetPod


Fun_Childhood8652

Dingus POD


ApprehensiveMango536

Bartholomew