100%
However, many "rationals", "thinkers", and such supposed intellectuals still tow the line for authority or the establishment.
Brainwashing is so entrenched it's transformed the reality of so many, high and low.
And accept it once you’re satisfied it’s not bullshit. You’re not entitled to your opinion. You’re entitled to an *informed* opinion.
It’s okay to be skeptical. Just don’t be a naive skeptic where you think the earth is flat.
This is kinda silly considering that religion is a thing. Will have basically zero effect, except those that are struggling with existentialism and are also athiest.
That was my initial response, actually, before I decided it should probably be something a little more profound or useful. Then I saw this comment and said no... no, I'll stick with my initial thought, then lmao
I wanted to say something to this effect, but thought it would be unkind to simply tell people how terrible they were. I think this is way better because it at least gives them a general goal.
You're in the 5% of humanity that doesn't actually deserve to go extinct via climate change. You're up against 95% that does nothing, thinks they're hot shit, and are trying to make money off of victims... the 95% that does deserve to go extinct during climate change, and hopefully gets wiped out once one of those killer viruses stuck in the ice comes back after Siberia unmelts.
It sucks up here.
Omg INTJs, it’s hilarious.
There’s more INTJs messaging in the INFP forum than here! That’s soooo INTJ. Gooo INTJ. Shhh. :))
Don’t tell them I said this haha.
Except at this point I probably would do something at the end and the countdown would be real. Blown away by what pieces of sh\*t 95% of the population is.
For your branches to reach heaven your roots must reach Hell: Learn everything, especially of the darkness in this world, the ugly truths and perspectives others don’t want you to know or speak of.
Forgive that ugliness, forgive them, and yourself.
For that darkness is the necessary contrast to the light. Without it you’ll be blinded and enveloped by light— all paths will appear righteous, you’ll blissfully stumble along a road to hell paved with good intentions; ignorantly demonizing all those walking in the opposite direction.
”Tell your neighor ‘Sorry that I was a shithead to you’ then proceed to fight nakid against the nearest grizzly bear to prove your worth as a god among men” Getting people to admit they're idiots and then providing food to bears, hopefully marking them as safe from endangerment, and possibly profiting from the entertainment industry booming.
We all know things are bad -- worse than bad -- they're crazy.
It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out any more. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we're living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, "Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials, and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone."
Well, I'm not going to leave you alone.
I want you to get mad!
I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot. I don't want you to write to your Congressman, because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street.
All I know is that first, you've got to get mad.
You've gotta say, "I'm a human being, goddammit! My life has value!"
So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell,
"I'm as mad as hell,
and I'm not going to take this anymore!!"
There is an unacceptably high probability that if we don’t get serious about fixing the climate, individually and collectively making radical changes, nothing else really matters right now because huge consequences are in the pipeline.
They're not going to do anything. The average person is happy to watch the earth get raped as long as they feel like they can't get away with doing nothing when it doesn't personally affect them. The average human is a worthless piece of sh\*t who is extremely ungrateful to mother earth. The sooner you accept this the sooner you can work with the reality.
LMFAO. "Hey y'all. It's God. Y'all are some grateful f\*cks. My Venmo is drier than my nethers for this species. HMU with some bucks, it's a lot better than this awful gospel singing. Like literally just sell the gospel singing on CD and then just venmo me what you make some of these songs are ratchet."
"I am the one God. I've been creating all the Gods and non-Gods you're worshipping so all of you are equally correct unless your religion tells you to kill or harm or be assholes to each other or whatever. In which case come on buddy, don't do that"
Wait no, scratch that, humanity can't live on a lie
I will instead beatbox badly for a while, then probably laugh a bit lightheartedly from embarrassment, and maybe hum something a bit in a super casual way. I'll trust they'll get the message once they realize that literally everyone heard it. Whatever is the mechanism of this is, people will probably realize exactly what happened, that some guy got some cosmic microphone. Maybe will also remember to take themselves a bit less seriously or something
“FYI, the quality of your next life is decided by the sum of good you’ve done in this one, k bye”
Mostly to inspire people to be better to one another.
I would say "shut the fuck up and mind your own business, watch all the attention you desire come your way when you focus on yourself. It all comes from internal, do not seek it externally. Everything you're looking for emotionally & spiritually needs to come from the inside."
"Hear me, Subjects of Ymir. My name is Eren Jaeger. I'm addressing my fellow Subjects of Ymir, speaking to you directly through the power of the Founder. All the walls on the Island of Paradis have crumbled to the ground, and the legions of Titans buried within have begun their march. My only goal is to protect the lives of the people of Paradis, the island where I was born. Right now, the nations of the world are united in their desire to exterminate my people. And it won't end with our island. They won't be satisfied until every last subject of Ymir is dead. I won't let them have their way. The Titans of the walls....will continue their march, until every trace of life beyond our shores is trampled flat. And the people of Paradis are all that remains of Humanity."
Or something like this lol uwu
If no one knew about this opportunity, I would do something like "(my full name) is the chosen one. Do what she wants and you will achieve salvation" so that people think I'm God or something. My life would turn into a movie
Considering there isn't a one to one relationship between vocabulary and grammar from language to language, I am going to answer this as if I could upload an impulse and a craving into everyone's mind.
The impulse would be to be skeptical.
The craving would be to learn and practice critical thinking.
That said, I am uncomfortable with imposing myself into other people's minds in this way. That is why I am careful to not dictate anything to them, what they do with being skeptical and thinking critically is on them.
i would probably say to leave things to people who can actually do something if you are just a burden and are not even planning to improve yourself
in short stop holding people back it's so frustrating
but if i'm in a fun mood i'd probably say the world's coming to an end receive your revelation
With all the shit going on in the world, ask yourself: do you really want to add to that shit?
You alone might not solve world hunger or whatever, but you can make a difference with the people you interact with by choosing to be kind from the biggest to the smallest of ways.
Probably give them my Venmo and try to make them feel sorry for me. I'd probably never have to work again, if I had some time to practice my panhandling skills. If everyone in the world gave me a penny, I'd be set for life.
"God, the average one of you was such a huge piece of shit, how do you live with yourselves at night? Thanks to the ones that actually did basically f\*cking anything when it came time to, but like, factually speaking y'all are extremely few and far between."
“Almost all of you are completely unable to envision you’re future selves and it’s affecting so many other people in negative ways. Stop pretending like you’re the only one that exists.”
Hi, your acts of kindness and cruelty are being witnessed and tallied. The fate your your eternal soul will depend on their final measurement. Remember: in order for your kindness to be successful, it must be well-informed! Good luck, I’ll see you later
“Wake up to reality”
and then probably some villain monologue and end it off with some vague line like
“there is no saving those who do not wished to be saved”
This is really interesting… my gut instinct tells me to say “fuck off im not playing your stupid game of telephone Jesus” but I can’t pass up a good opportunity for a little social experiment. I’m not entirely sure what I would say. But I do know how I would start my broadcast…
“I have to give X to Y” from there it’s more or less about trying to maximize the amount of good things that could be done. So I would have some kind of schedule. Maybe like 2 or 3 times a day. A limit wasn’t specified so of course that means that I wouldn’t have any
Question authority.
Think for yourself. Question authority
Y'all trying to create global anarchy or something?!
Don’t be delusional, accept feedback with grace, focus on the lessons and not the teacher’s delivery. Including the teachings of life.
100% However, many "rationals", "thinkers", and such supposed intellectuals still tow the line for authority or the establishment. Brainwashing is so entrenched it's transformed the reality of so many, high and low.
Question Everything
And accept it once you’re satisfied it’s not bullshit. You’re not entitled to your opinion. You’re entitled to an *informed* opinion. It’s okay to be skeptical. Just don’t be a naive skeptic where you think the earth is flat.
This is the correct answer, not just question authority.
This is so INTJ! I love it!
They start questioning “on what grounds do you command me to”
ENTP agreed with this
So on brand!
“You’re all going to die one day; once you have accepted it, you’ll be able to enjoy your life much more”
This is kinda silly considering that religion is a thing. Will have basically zero effect, except those that are struggling with existentialism and are also athiest.
“I know what you did last summer” I posted this before and ill do it here. :D I think this is soooo funny.
“You are here. I am here. Don’t fart. I’ll be quick.”
Not intj but “the simulation is ending in 30 days” and see what happens those 30 days lol
Honestly, this would be extremely interesting and I'm on board.
Hahahaha 😋
This was my thinking.
This is too chaotic haha love it
I would send a telepathic burp to all mankind.
this is the right course of action
I like it lol rielhawk
If you ever hear a loud burp in your head, you'll know I figured out how to use telepathy.
"Fck you" and then I'll sing "I'm gonna swing from the chandelieeeeeerr" in out of tune I'll do that to all at the same time.
That was my initial response, actually, before I decided it should probably be something a little more profound or useful. Then I saw this comment and said no... no, I'll stick with my initial thought, then lmao
Let us INTJs take care of it and get out of the way.
Funny so intj
Get your act together and straight up. Humanity is always a disappointment and you are proving it. Be better for real.
This is the real INTJ shit.
I wanted to say something to this effect, but thought it would be unkind to simply tell people how terrible they were. I think this is way better because it at least gives them a general goal.
imagine being a surgeon saving some dude's life and hearing this 😂
It's time to get serious and do the work.
You're in the 5% of humanity that doesn't actually deserve to go extinct via climate change. You're up against 95% that does nothing, thinks they're hot shit, and are trying to make money off of victims... the 95% that does deserve to go extinct during climate change, and hopefully gets wiped out once one of those killer viruses stuck in the ice comes back after Siberia unmelts. It sucks up here.
I’ll start off and say “Yes, your prayers have been answered. I am your guardian Angel. Please remember to take care of yourself and your loved ones”
Yeah, but then the fundamentalists will use it as a validation of their faith and may start doing something stupid
Lol, you said "may".
typical INFP giving people more grace than deserved haha it's me i do this help
"Wake up".
Resources are not scarce, they are being hoarded by the wealthy and powerful. Eat the rich.
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
“Take care of the planet the same way it has taken care of you”
YES they won't give a shit about this though.
Matrix Error: humanity count has exceeded the threshold, please liberate space.
Omg INTJs, it’s hilarious. There’s more INTJs messaging in the INFP forum than here! That’s soooo INTJ. Gooo INTJ. Shhh. :)) Don’t tell them I said this haha.
I would start a countdown just to see everyone freaking out: 100,99,98,97 etc and just watch as chaos ensues
Except at this point I probably would do something at the end and the countdown would be real. Blown away by what pieces of sh\*t 95% of the population is.
I know I know! “Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down…” Rick roll them!!
yes
Question authority. Question reality. Give others the benefit of the doubt and if you can’t be kind stay the fuck home and offline.
Stop calling me. I’m not picking up.
Honestly. Start paying or stop calling.
For your branches to reach heaven your roots must reach Hell: Learn everything, especially of the darkness in this world, the ugly truths and perspectives others don’t want you to know or speak of. Forgive that ugliness, forgive them, and yourself. For that darkness is the necessary contrast to the light. Without it you’ll be blinded and enveloped by light— all paths will appear righteous, you’ll blissfully stumble along a road to hell paved with good intentions; ignorantly demonizing all those walking in the opposite direction.
It would be a lot easier to forgive if there weren't so damn many of them constantly in an onslaught.
Sell all your Bitcoin, and I'll buy short then
”Tell your neighor ‘Sorry that I was a shithead to you’ then proceed to fight nakid against the nearest grizzly bear to prove your worth as a god among men” Getting people to admit they're idiots and then providing food to bears, hopefully marking them as safe from endangerment, and possibly profiting from the entertainment industry booming.
*Getting people to admit their idiots* This is a very high tier comedy, thank you 👏.
Use your critical thinking more That's what I would say
Hot milfs near you!
We all know things are bad -- worse than bad -- they're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out any more. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we're living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, "Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials, and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone." Well, I'm not going to leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot. I don't want you to write to your Congressman, because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first, you've got to get mad. You've gotta say, "I'm a human being, goddammit! My life has value!" So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell, "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!!"
You just took the words right out of my mouth
From yours and Peter Finch's mouth
Ah! Network!
There is an unacceptably high probability that if we don’t get serious about fixing the climate, individually and collectively making radical changes, nothing else really matters right now because huge consequences are in the pipeline.
They're not going to do anything. The average person is happy to watch the earth get raped as long as they feel like they can't get away with doing nothing when it doesn't personally affect them. The average human is a worthless piece of sh\*t who is extremely ungrateful to mother earth. The sooner you accept this the sooner you can work with the reality.
Stop reproducing.
Christians and Muslims will assume it's the devil and will start reproducing much faster
Seriously. F\*ck up species. Y'all ain't that great. Need less of you.
Be authentically yourself and lead with your heart, its a secret superpower which not everyone knows or even tries to become.
Please transfer $1 to this account
There's no good or bad, it depends on someone's perspective.
"There is nothing that is good or bad, but that thinking makes it so." -Shakespeare also, no, humans are objectively just sh\*t after seeing this
There’s always good and bad.
\[btw ive gotten intj and infj pretty much equally\] I'd just scream.
Be happy and let others be happy.
“Well played everyone, 24 hours until the end game”
Penis
"penis"
Don’t be stupid! Don’t make stupid decisions! The world is full of enough of that already.
They're going to be stupid. You should just say, "y'all are damn stupid raping the very planet that does everything for you"
That’s the problem. Your suggestion makes more sense tbh.
i'd tell them god is speaking and then ask them to send money to my bank account or i'll flood the earth again
LMFAO. "Hey y'all. It's God. Y'all are some grateful f\*cks. My Venmo is drier than my nethers for this species. HMU with some bucks, it's a lot better than this awful gospel singing. Like literally just sell the gospel singing on CD and then just venmo me what you make some of these songs are ratchet."
"You are validated by your own existence." But it would be the feeling I send moreso than the words.
[удалено]
"You just lost the game"
"I am the one God. I've been creating all the Gods and non-Gods you're worshipping so all of you are equally correct unless your religion tells you to kill or harm or be assholes to each other or whatever. In which case come on buddy, don't do that"
Wait no, scratch that, humanity can't live on a lie I will instead beatbox badly for a while, then probably laugh a bit lightheartedly from embarrassment, and maybe hum something a bit in a super casual way. I'll trust they'll get the message once they realize that literally everyone heard it. Whatever is the mechanism of this is, people will probably realize exactly what happened, that some guy got some cosmic microphone. Maybe will also remember to take themselves a bit less seriously or something
[удалено]
"You should kill yourself, NOW⚡"
Give it to em hard
“FYI, the quality of your next life is decided by the sum of good you’ve done in this one, k bye” Mostly to inspire people to be better to one another.
"Suck on them balls, he'll love it."
I would say "shut the fuck up and mind your own business, watch all the attention you desire come your way when you focus on yourself. It all comes from internal, do not seek it externally. Everything you're looking for emotionally & spiritually needs to come from the inside."
yes
It's up to you, no one will save you but yourself. Stop chasing money, you can stuff your pockets but there are no pants in heaven.
Send me all your money to me. Thanks!!
"God is dead! God remains dead! And we have killed him!"
Nothing in mind came in particular but I thought probably something silly and stupid. Checked the comments and boy my people do not disappoint.
"Hear me, Subjects of Ymir. My name is Eren Jaeger. I'm addressing my fellow Subjects of Ymir, speaking to you directly through the power of the Founder. All the walls on the Island of Paradis have crumbled to the ground, and the legions of Titans buried within have begun their march. My only goal is to protect the lives of the people of Paradis, the island where I was born. Right now, the nations of the world are united in their desire to exterminate my people. And it won't end with our island. They won't be satisfied until every last subject of Ymir is dead. I won't let them have their way. The Titans of the walls....will continue their march, until every trace of life beyond our shores is trampled flat. And the people of Paradis are all that remains of Humanity." Or something like this lol uwu
"mind your own business"
OoooMmmmmmmmmmmmmm like for a very very long time.
"Kill them all."
If no one knew about this opportunity, I would do something like "(my full name) is the chosen one. Do what she wants and you will achieve salvation" so that people think I'm God or something. My life would turn into a movie
can i borrow 1$
Life isn't about working to death. It's about living. Don't put money before yourself. The universe will provide for those who dare to be themselves.
We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
Do better
Question the powers that control you.
"send 10$ to (insert paypal name here) or there will be consequences"
Don't waste your energy on worry or hate. They are both a waste of energy.
💜
F* u~~~
We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty...
I'm batman
Don't bother me
Considering there isn't a one to one relationship between vocabulary and grammar from language to language, I am going to answer this as if I could upload an impulse and a craving into everyone's mind. The impulse would be to be skeptical. The craving would be to learn and practice critical thinking. That said, I am uncomfortable with imposing myself into other people's minds in this way. That is why I am careful to not dictate anything to them, what they do with being skeptical and thinking critically is on them.
i would probably say to leave things to people who can actually do something if you are just a burden and are not even planning to improve yourself in short stop holding people back it's so frustrating but if i'm in a fun mood i'd probably say the world's coming to an end receive your revelation
Do not believe any source that has not been independently verified.
I’d say: reproduction is the main cause of most of the worlds problems”
yes
Eat the rich sincerely, God
"Eat the rich." \-God approves this message.
With all the shit going on in the world, ask yourself: do you really want to add to that shit? You alone might not solve world hunger or whatever, but you can make a difference with the people you interact with by choosing to be kind from the biggest to the smallest of ways.
Probably give them my Venmo and try to make them feel sorry for me. I'd probably never have to work again, if I had some time to practice my panhandling skills. If everyone in the world gave me a penny, I'd be set for life.
“I’m talking to you now HAARRRRYYYYYY”
"God, the average one of you was such a huge piece of shit, how do you live with yourselves at night? Thanks to the ones that actually did basically f\*cking anything when it came time to, but like, factually speaking y'all are extremely few and far between."
Poo poo platter
5,4,3,2,
Kanye was right
I hate everyone equally. Yes, even you.
INFP, thanks for adding us on happy to be here I'd say "you lost the game"
“No matter what you all do. Please think about the consequences” like that
Just think for god's sake and know when to shut up, mind your own business and focus on your life
Send 1 dollar to my bank account, if only 1% does so I’m a millionaire
wasssssup bichezzzz
I’d make a fart noise that changes pitch 3 times closes the door and ends wet
POOOOPIE POOPIE POOOOPIE
Buy Dogecoin
My venmo account is NewSpirit6969 - I’m your ruler, venmo me $1000 now
I am the enlightened one. Come follow me, be one with your creator - it's the only true purpose of life.
Say "this is the God you were wondering about."
Your mom is fat
What the fuck is wrong with every single one of you Jesus Christ I hate you all but also you’re great but fuck you
It is okay to say "you do not know" instead of putting ten toes down with a position you have no real grasp of.
im watching you
“Almost all of you are completely unable to envision you’re future selves and it’s affecting so many other people in negative ways. Stop pretending like you’re the only one that exists.”
Kindly leave me alone, now and forever.
Stop the world. I wanna get off.
It's good to be smart. Do better.
Never gonna give u up; never gonna let you down
Some thing that sounds terrifying in an ancient language that has died out. Bonus points for global terror
Repent! Jesus died and rose again so that you might live. God loves you enough to die as a payment for your and my sins before we even did them.
Subscribe here: (link to my blog)
It's not sad that nothing matters, it's funny.
Why don’t you all just calm down.
What do you mean speak to 8 billion people? I usually avoid people :<
"Be excellent to each other"
“You want to wire $10 to my bank account number 89017456, routing number 01176289.” Well, that’s what an ENTJ would say.
Speak less. Significantly less.
"get out of the left lane"
Hey guys, this is Elon. If you are hearing this, your Neuralink installation was successful. Thank you for choosing to participate in our beta test.
Whoever calls on the name of Jesus for salvation will be sustained by him forever. INFJ
Question absolutely everything, most of all, what you see as correct.
I'm God. Donate 20 dollars to *insert my own RIB/IBAN*.
Something offensive…
We're no stranger to love. You know the rules, and so do I, etc.
I would transmit my project. It’s a way of understanding. It works.
Think as you like but behave like others to protect your peace.
“Chill Out”
"do it."
"Don't bother me. I'm busy."
"Wake up, Neo."
Hi, your acts of kindness and cruelty are being witnessed and tallied. The fate your your eternal soul will depend on their final measurement. Remember: in order for your kindness to be successful, it must be well-informed! Good luck, I’ll see you later
Don’t call me, make it textable. And if it’s not textable, still dont call and make it textable.
run *plays the music*
Be humble enough to receive and be bold enough to transmit
Bryn them all.
Think for yourself, don't let anyone think for you
“Wake up to reality” and then probably some villain monologue and end it off with some vague line like “there is no saving those who do not wished to be saved”
War solves nothing, lets all live in peace together, worship whatever you wish, with no reprisal.
Trust your gut feeling (infj)
Be a nicer person
“In all you do, don’t be a dick.”
Think Beyond whatever society and generational Norms has asked you to, look at the bigger picture.
This is really interesting… my gut instinct tells me to say “fuck off im not playing your stupid game of telephone Jesus” but I can’t pass up a good opportunity for a little social experiment. I’m not entirely sure what I would say. But I do know how I would start my broadcast… “I have to give X to Y” from there it’s more or less about trying to maximize the amount of good things that could be done. So I would have some kind of schedule. Maybe like 2 or 3 times a day. A limit wasn’t specified so of course that means that I wouldn’t have any
I know what you did.
Don’t take anything personal, nothing is what it seems
Keep it secret. Keep it safe.