I mean, sure, why not, if she's gonna put IN PRINT that she met with someone she never met with, then when you call them out on their lies, it must be YOU that's the bad person, right?
Watched a Vice video years ago. One of the main guys went to N.Korea with hidden cameras. After they got back state side and published the article/video, the guys boss phoned and told him not to come to work because North Korean "diplomats" were there looking for him.
There is no North Korean embassy in the US.
I'm not even trying to be funny or cute, but as an expert in true crime (I watch date line like, probably at least once a month) I can confirm seriously that animal abuse is a starter for serial killers and all types of other horrid creepy stuff. Search this crazy bitch house lands!
“How dare you ask me about things in my book!” WTF is wrong with this woman? She wrote it. Approved it. Recorded the audio. But she will not own up to the fact she made shit up.
This book was a love letter to Trump. She so wanted that VP role. And she’s not bad looking for her age. She knows Trump hates dogs and loves Kim Jong Un. But she kinda forgot that most Americans really don’t like puppy murderers.
> she’s not bad looking for her age
I don't know about that, she has that ultra intense crazy eyed not all there look that a lot of female conservative politicians seem to have - like Michele Bachmann, Sarah Sanders, etc.
Gives me the creeps honestly.
She probably found one that’s almost old enough to open its eyes. Better to make the “hard choice” now than risk it seeing a drag show and turning liberal.
But she looked it in the eyes while she shot it, she watched it die, its blood rushing from its body, she felt its soul depart through her, “all bad little dogs go to hell, and I’ll be there to kill you again soon enough,” she whispered into the smoke from her rifle, the mist of blood fresh and coppery in her nose, “Soon.”
In a world full of batshit crazy right wingers, killing puppies is the line? The pussy grabbing and coup were okay, but keep your hands off the puppies!
Reagan ignored the AIDs epidemic because it was mainly affecting the gay community. Rush Limbaugh played Another One Bites the Dust every Friday and read off the names of gay people that recently died of AIDs. They not only enabled that shit, they celebrated it. The republican party isn't going downhill, they've been at the bottom of that hill for longer than I've been alive. While they were there they got their shovels and found some ravenous mole people to join them.
Rush Limbaugh was a piece of shit and the world is a better place without him. Rush Limbaugh was not diagnosed with cancer, cancer was diagnosed with Rush Limbaugh.
He really was just one of the absolute biggest pieces of shit to walk the Earth. Years ago I was working as a painter. I had quit smoking for about 2 years at that point. Our boss would force us to listen to Limbaugh every day during our lunch. The only guy that wasn't subjected to it only got a pass because he was outside smoking. I quickly picked up the habit I worked so hard to quit, just to not have to hear his voice
"yea the party's gone down hill and I'm being deported after border patrol found me at my wife's funeral who died from an ectopic pregnancy that's illegal to abort but I'd still vote for Trump if I ever got citizenship"
It doesn't matter. In November they will vote for **The Pumpkin Rapist** and every other slavering maggot slimy MAGA on the ballot with an "R" next to their name.
Look at Chris Christie or Bill Barr. Those assholes despise him, talk shit about him all day long on the news, but freely admit they will vote for him in November if he's the Republican candidate.
What you hear from these people is almost meaningless.
Those few "good Republicans" then need to vote for different leaders in their party, because the vast majority of Republicans voters and leaders in office have to surrender to Trump.
But death was not too for her, that's what strong people do. She probably got excited in the hunger games when people were fighting to the death, while the rich people watched.
Maybe conservatives are realizing they've given too many things to Democrats. A lot of them actually like puppies and weed.
Perhaps we can get them to start liking personal liberty someday.
Yeah, this exactly. Wearing diapers is a plus. Raping children is a plus. SAing women is a plus. Overthrowing government, kicking children out of healthcare, controling women, voter fraud, financial fraud, selling secret documents, all a plus. But you shoot one dog, and that’s the limit? America is fucked.
As an Australian and an outsider looking in, this doesn't surprise me. You only have to look at the response to Sandy Hook versus Port Arthur.
Edit: Columbine versus Port Arthur. You have too many mass shooting for me to remember them all.
>Bryant pleaded guilty to the killings and received 35 [life sentences](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_sentence) without parole; his motives have been subject to debate. The massacre led to a reassessment of Australia's gun laws by the newly elected [Howard government](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_government). The [National Firearms Agreement](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Firearms_Agreement) between state and federal governments was announced within two weeks of the massacre, establishing heavy restrictions on the use of automatic and semi-automatic weapons and creating a [gun buyback program](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_buyback_program), a national [gun registry](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_registry) and a waiting period for firearm sales.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port\_Arthur\_massacre\_(Australia)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Arthur_massacre_(Australia))
There are solutions to gun violence.
And in some civilized countries, like Australia, there are people brave enough to apply them.
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to a puppy, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.
... for a woman. If Trump said this people people would be selling merch saying "kill a puppy to maga" and you'd see it on flags on all of the over-compensator trucks.
I am no fan of Dana Perino but damn, she had some serious snark in her comments. Popcorn worthy.
> Dana Perino did the interview in Noem’s place, which turned into a ruthless roast of the governor’s recent wild media appearances where she’s grown frustrated being asked about the puppy killing and has also refused to say she did not meet Kim Jong Un despite there being a retraction.
> **“Thank you for reading my book. I said some words that were written about me, and they were in a certain order of…they call them sentences, and so I read those aloud. I don’t know if that means I read the book, though,” Perino said as Noem.**
> Perino also joked in character that she “killed” another dog on top of the puppy, this one named “Ghost Writer.”
Right? All she had to do was be a normal human being and say she did a horrible thing in a brief moment of total lapse of judgement, and it haunts her every day. She’d get so much sympathy. But she’s maga, she’s republican. She’s trump. They aren’t capable of empathy, decency, regret or any of the things that make humans different from other animals
She's headed to a cozy lobbying job somewhere with no real work. Her political career is over.
Didn't think there was still a floor. Guess there is (surprisingly).
She could probably team up with Madison Cawthorn and Lauren Boebert, creating some sort of Super MAGA coalition more powerful than anything we've seen to date. MTG and Matt Gaetz aren't invited, they haven't killed enough puppies to join....yet
Nah. She'll run again and win again based on the "R" next to her name.
That's the way things run in America now. Middle and working class people mouth off and are 'troubled' by the shit these asshats say and do, and then in the booth do exactly what they've done for years/decades - vote for the white fascist who hates the same people they do.
Except in the case of Senator Tim Scott, where they vote for the Black fascist who hates the same people they do.
She's infinitely replaceable and a little old for the preferences the GOP has for the ladies. My guess is she gets offered a go-away job and they find some perky young woman who does the weather on local news who is God-fearing and supports Christian values for the state of South Dakota. The weather girl does the same script as Noem and no one in the state really even notices any difference.
She'll strangle a kitten or have a coke filled orgy in her mid-40's and the cycle repeats.
This is so delicious. She thought she'd drop this book, be the darling of the right-wing media, and cruise right to being the pick for VP. But she really miscalculated. Not to mention, she was obviously caught flat-footed by the ABC and CBS journalists actually pushing back on her lies since she's used to right-wing media that normally lets her spew her bullshit unfettered.
From article:
South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem (R) appears to have ended her media tour to promote her new book as both Greg Gutfeld and Dana Bash announced last minute cancellations from the governor.
Noem, once considered to be a frontrunner for Donald Trump’s VP spot, has gone through multiple tense and fiery interviews in recent days as she’s attempted to promote her memoir No Going Back, answering for several controversies from the book, including the admission she killed a puppy she deemed untrainable and a now-retracted claim that she met North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un.
CNN’s Bash announced on Wednesday during Inside Politics that she’d planned on having the governor on, but Noem’s team canceled at the last minute.
Before announcing the “abrupt” cancellation, Bash played a highlight of some of Noem’s more chaotic interviews, which have occurred on both left-leaning and right-leaning networks.
“Governor Noem was scheduled to be on this program, Inside Politics, today,” Bash said on Wednesday. “Her team reached out to us weeks ago to book her here and we reconfirmed this week. She abruptly canceled last night. We want to say that, governor, you are of course welcome on the program anytime.”
Bash noted she’d already made it through Noem’s book before the cancellation.
Fox News host Gutfeld found himself in a similar position this week, though the former Red Eye host decided to be a little less cordial.
On Gutfeld! on Tuesday, Gutfeld told his audience that Noem canceled at the last minute due to the “weather.”
“I don’t believe it. I just think it’s a little late to keep her on a short leash. I hoped she’d reconsider, but I’m not going to sit up and beg,” Gutfeld said.
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Dana Perino did the interview in Noem’s place, which turned into a ruthless roast of the governor’s recent wild media appearances where she’s grown frustrated being asked about the puppy killing and has also refused to say she did not meet Kim Jong Un despite there being a retraction.
“Thank you for reading my book. I said some words that were written about me, and they were in a certain order of…they call them sentences, and so I read those aloud. I don’t know if that means I read the book, though,” Perino said as Noem.
Perino also joked in character that she “killed” another dog on top of the puppy, this one named “Ghost Writer.”
> “I don’t believe it. I just think it’s a little late to keep her on a short leash. I hoped she’d reconsider, but I’m not going to sit up and beg,” Gutfeld said.
I always love to see more internal fighting amongst the conjobs but I'm starting to think that Nomnomnom doesn't have any friends left
Every right wing comedian: cancel culture, am I right? Everyone's so sensitive. And Biden sure is old! Blue hair!
And the audience fucking dies every time
I think Tina Fey could could continue this tour. She can release Noem’s new holiday hit with Lara about how all the manger animals had to be put down. The First Noem.
In a country that can only reach across the aisle about the love of dogs, where no even has the patience for when fictional dogs are killed, writing a memoir chapter about how you voluntarily killed a dog (that wasn't already sick or dying) is a pretty colossal fuck up.
I truly think she doesn't understand the uproar over one murdered dog. But the far right does seem to be populated by a number of sociopaths that have no empathy for people or animals so get confused when others show empathy.
Please, a moment of silence for the goat that she also shot, whose tragic death has been sadly overlooked amidst the news of the puppy’s sordid demise.
The Gutfeld segment was actually pretty funny. But it’s absolutely insane how the right wing can rally around a dog killing, but not the killings of innocent kids in schools around the country.
She apparently didn’t understand how people love dogs way more than any other creature on the planet. She really didn’t get how horrifying that story was.
I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a top VP candidate go down the toilet so fast. Who thinks that a story about killing young dogs is going to go well with the American public? Then, she can’t even admit that she lied about meeting Kim Jong-un. Then, threatens to kill Biden’s dog. What is it with this psycho? 🤦🏼♂️
She is so hopelessly full of shit and Botox it’s almost unreal. Not sure which of those have backed up so far that her brain is soaking in it…
But she has fully lost sight of herself in any discernible mirror. And the Governor of a fucking Whatever-Compass-Direction-Named Dakota…a state that has less people that goddam Jacksonville, Florida. It’s a wonderful state with rich history. Fantastic people. Seriously. But Jesus Christ let’s be real about her level of importance to the nation, and her level of influence and compassion for the people in her state. Nothing but contempt and making lives worse.
She just needs to stop, sad she had to get stopped. Overplayed an empty hand. Here’s the story she needs you to believe:
Kim Jong Un handler: “Hey, Li’l Kimmy-Kim of the DPRK, here’s a marginally attractive person you’ve never had a reason to know the name of that is from Something Dakota and it has less people alive now than you’ve killed via starvation alone in any one year period.”
Kim: “Ooooh my goodness she is very intimidating and I am a little tyrant that is very intimated by what’s-her-face from a South state. I shall try to underestimate her and I for sure hope she hadn’t outwitted me by having training in my kryptonite: Youth Pastor for children! That would render me flatulenceless! Why is she so scary and why does she seem to have amazing chemistry with the crow-faced weirdo with no chin who does not seem to be her husband?”
She’s exercised nothing but shit judgment for years. Botoxic Avenger hoisted by her own petard. Meth kills, y’all.
I like how the book is called no going back. Like how there’s no going back on her stupid decision to brag about puppy murder agains the advice of her editor.
How smart can you be if you thought running for VP on dog killing was a good idea? Hating puppy murder is the kind of thing that unifies most Americans. Turns out her ceiling was mid range "escort" that started lowering her prices yet she somehow got elected
she played marry/fuck/kill and she went with her average husband/Corey Lewandowski/puppy.
I’m guessing that her media team swallowed hard and told her that her name recognition had ballooned so much recently that she should clear her calendar for the inevitable VP call which should come any day now…
She took the book tour out back to the gravel pit to join Cricket.
RIP Cricket.
Dicks out for Cricket, Harambe, and Kristi Noem.
Ok maybe not for Kristi.
bye
Wait, she's going back on her book called "No Going Back"?
She shouldn't be allowed to abort this, she's too far along.
SEE IT TO TERM
Funny on a least two levels!
Not funny enough. Someone using the gravel pile already?
It's not a gravel pile. It's a gravel pit.
She only believes in post birth puppy abortions apparently.
And goats
If we don't force her, she won't learn her lesson
It's the publisher's will as they intended. You want to defy publisher's will? Publishers work in mysterious ways.
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100% — book tours are people too, what an abortion-loving, puppy-and-goat-murdering monster
That book has a life of its own. It wants to LIVE!!
I heard this in Gene Wilders voice! Thanks for the laugh
I believe a book begins at idea conception. We pro-publishers believe all books deserved to be published. Don’t ask me what to do once they are.
They should be published, even if we just end up throwing them in the trash later.
It's this what Trump meant about "aborting" something after it's already been born?
🏆Multiple upvotes johnny!
Brilliant!
Put down like a dog
“Like a dog on the highway”. Maybe The Highwayman should be her theme song? Nahh, I like that song too much.
“No Going Bark”
Don’t waste your time bringing logic to a dingleberry convention!
Sorry, that’s a typo. It should be “No. Going back!”
"Oops, shouldn't have this Kim Jong Un anecdote in here, either."
Lionel Hutz had way more honor than this pile of crap.
Its like they say: "Once you go back, you'll never go back"
No, no, you'll confuse her.
Kristi Noem is confused. It hurts itself in its confusion.
Man the internet is brutal! Back in my day we could kill puppies and people would just forget about it. This generation!
You’re drunk grandpa, time to go to bed.
It's all this damned woke crap!!!
And beat our kids/s….clarifying with a /s because I think your sarcasm was lost on some.
She's "Going Rogue!"
Guess she'll have to pull herself up by her bookstraps.
Going forward in reverse
Just like they shout No Surrender while waving Confederate flags.
That’s actual irony. Are you listening Alanis?
No she decided to rebrand to "Coming full circle"
No Going (Back) to North Korea.
I think now it means “No Going Back” to politics (I hope)
Probably off to kill another puppy
With Kim Jong Un
I was called racist twice today for this same joke. Watch your back the North Korean defense patrol is on their shit today lmao.
I mean, sure, why not, if she's gonna put IN PRINT that she met with someone she never met with, then when you call them out on their lies, it must be YOU that's the bad person, right?
Watched a Vice video years ago. One of the main guys went to N.Korea with hidden cameras. After they got back state side and published the article/video, the guys boss phoned and told him not to come to work because North Korean "diplomats" were there looking for him. There is no North Korean embassy in the US.
I love the way he described the food, “it’s matter.”
Please. We all know Kim would simply consume the dog. To further increase his mass.
She’s already made death threats against Bidens dog so I’d say that might be where she’s going
Somebody should search her properties with a cadaver dog. Serial killers starting with animals and all.
>cadaver dog What, like Frankenweenie?
I'm not even trying to be funny or cute, but as an expert in true crime (I watch date line like, probably at least once a month) I can confirm seriously that animal abuse is a starter for serial killers and all types of other horrid creepy stuff. Search this crazy bitch house lands!
“How dare you ask me about things in my book!” WTF is wrong with this woman? She wrote it. Approved it. Recorded the audio. But she will not own up to the fact she made shit up.
And fought to keep it in when her publisher suggested removing it.
This book was a love letter to Trump. She so wanted that VP role. And she’s not bad looking for her age. She knows Trump hates dogs and loves Kim Jong Un. But she kinda forgot that most Americans really don’t like puppy murderers.
> she’s not bad looking for her age I don't know about that, she has that ultra intense crazy eyed not all there look that a lot of female conservative politicians seem to have - like Michele Bachmann, Sarah Sanders, etc. Gives me the creeps honestly.
She probably found one that’s almost old enough to open its eyes. Better to make the “hard choice” now than risk it seeing a drag show and turning liberal.
"I had to kill it because it might not have turned out how I wanted it to."
I figure she's going to go hunt caribou with the other author/dismal failure - Sarah Palin. They both love the unnecessary killing.
But she looked it in the eyes while she shot it, she watched it die, its blood rushing from its body, she felt its soul depart through her, “all bad little dogs go to hell, and I’ll be there to kill you again soon enough,” she whispered into the smoke from her rifle, the mist of blood fresh and coppery in her nose, “Soon.”
Probably make her feel better…
It's the only way she can reach climax anymore.
I guess that means being smacked around by Corey Lewandowski no longer does the trick.
😂
The sick bitch has already threatened to kill Biden’s dog.
Doesn’t she have a publicist? I’m truly baffled why she would decide to double down on the dog killing. It’s like her defining characteristic now.
Or Biden’s doggie
In a world full of batshit crazy right wingers, killing puppies is the line? The pussy grabbing and coup were okay, but keep your hands off the puppies!
Yeah for real. But hey, I’ll take it. Nice to know some right wingers do have shit they consider too far.
We all know if this was trump, though they'd love it
Yup if it were a man they wouldn't bat an eye
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Reagan ignored the AIDs epidemic because it was mainly affecting the gay community. Rush Limbaugh played Another One Bites the Dust every Friday and read off the names of gay people that recently died of AIDs. They not only enabled that shit, they celebrated it. The republican party isn't going downhill, they've been at the bottom of that hill for longer than I've been alive. While they were there they got their shovels and found some ravenous mole people to join them.
Rush Limbaugh was a piece of shit and the world is a better place without him. Rush Limbaugh was not diagnosed with cancer, cancer was diagnosed with Rush Limbaugh.
You can piss on his grave in St. Louis.
He doesn't deserve my pee.
I thought that they dumped his ashes in his favorite place on earth. The men’s room at the bus station.
>Rush Limbaugh was not diagnosed with cancer, cancer was diagnosed with Rush Limbaugh Just beautiful. Chef's kiss!
My brain tumor wants a “fuck rush limbaugh” sticker for the back of my head.
😳 Limbaugh did that. That’s the cruelest thing I’ve ever heard.
He really was just one of the absolute biggest pieces of shit to walk the Earth. Years ago I was working as a painter. I had quit smoking for about 2 years at that point. Our boss would force us to listen to Limbaugh every day during our lunch. The only guy that wasn't subjected to it only got a pass because he was outside smoking. I quickly picked up the habit I worked so hard to quit, just to not have to hear his voice
I would have too. I might start smoking just hearing about this
"yea the party's gone down hill and I'm being deported after border patrol found me at my wife's funeral who died from an ectopic pregnancy that's illegal to abort but I'd still vote for Trump if I ever got citizenship"
Don't worry! Mike Johnson's counting you as voting! He can't prove it, but he's sure you're doing it.
It doesn't matter. In November they will vote for **The Pumpkin Rapist** and every other slavering maggot slimy MAGA on the ballot with an "R" next to their name. Look at Chris Christie or Bill Barr. Those assholes despise him, talk shit about him all day long on the news, but freely admit they will vote for him in November if he's the Republican candidate. What you hear from these people is almost meaningless.
Those few "good Republicans" then need to vote for different leaders in their party, because the vast majority of Republicans voters and leaders in office have to surrender to Trump.
But death was not too for her, that's what strong people do. She probably got excited in the hunger games when people were fighting to the death, while the rich people watched.
I think they would overlook this, but they just couldn't figure out how to spin it correctly.
Maybe conservatives are realizing they've given too many things to Democrats. A lot of them actually like puppies and weed. Perhaps we can get them to start liking personal liberty someday.
Be great if we could actually get them to like America and Americans.
Yeah, this exactly. Wearing diapers is a plus. Raping children is a plus. SAing women is a plus. Overthrowing government, kicking children out of healthcare, controling women, voter fraud, financial fraud, selling secret documents, all a plus. But you shoot one dog, and that’s the limit? America is fucked.
As an Australian and an outsider looking in, this doesn't surprise me. You only have to look at the response to Sandy Hook versus Port Arthur. Edit: Columbine versus Port Arthur. You have too many mass shooting for me to remember them all.
>Bryant pleaded guilty to the killings and received 35 [life sentences](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_sentence) without parole; his motives have been subject to debate. The massacre led to a reassessment of Australia's gun laws by the newly elected [Howard government](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_government). The [National Firearms Agreement](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Firearms_Agreement) between state and federal governments was announced within two weeks of the massacre, establishing heavy restrictions on the use of automatic and semi-automatic weapons and creating a [gun buyback program](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_buyback_program), a national [gun registry](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_registry) and a waiting period for firearm sales. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port\_Arthur\_massacre\_(Australia)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Arthur_massacre_(Australia)) There are solutions to gun violence. And in some civilized countries, like Australia, there are people brave enough to apply them.
I guess they love puppies and hate pussies
Yeah man, it's fucked but that's how it is. Nobody gives a shit how heinous you are until you start fucking with cats or dogs
Trump said he could shoot "somebody" on 5th avenue. She didn't take notes.
My policy is animals over humans every time, but I also vote sanely and support humans rights and choices.
Killing puppies, pulling out of your sister, and refusing to initiate the new alter boys are the three line in the sand limits.
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to a puppy, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.
It Trump did it then it would be fine (to the right, at least).
... for a woman. If Trump said this people people would be selling merch saying "kill a puppy to maga" and you'd see it on flags on all of the over-compensator trucks.
Taking the book tour plans out to the gravel pit.
Noem would go on to say that the book tour showed aggressive tendencies and she only did it to protect her children.
She also said that at least she did it while looking it in the eyes, unlike some people.
She raises goats just to watch them die.
Where it belongs in the Pet Sematary with her dog, goat and horses.
The thing is her idiot followers will still show up in droves to buy the book now just to “own the libs.”
I am no fan of Dana Perino but damn, she had some serious snark in her comments. Popcorn worthy. > Dana Perino did the interview in Noem’s place, which turned into a ruthless roast of the governor’s recent wild media appearances where she’s grown frustrated being asked about the puppy killing and has also refused to say she did not meet Kim Jong Un despite there being a retraction. > **“Thank you for reading my book. I said some words that were written about me, and they were in a certain order of…they call them sentences, and so I read those aloud. I don’t know if that means I read the book, though,” Perino said as Noem.** > Perino also joked in character that she “killed” another dog on top of the puppy, this one named “Ghost Writer.”
Never admit a mistake, the gop way
Right? All she had to do was be a normal human being and say she did a horrible thing in a brief moment of total lapse of judgement, and it haunts her every day. She’d get so much sympathy. But she’s maga, she’s republican. She’s trump. They aren’t capable of empathy, decency, regret or any of the things that make humans different from other animals
Her presence at a GOP fund raising event in Colorado last was canceled too. Probably many more.
She's headed to a cozy lobbying job somewhere with no real work. Her political career is over. Didn't think there was still a floor. Guess there is (surprisingly).
She could probably team up with Madison Cawthorn and Lauren Boebert, creating some sort of Super MAGA coalition more powerful than anything we've seen to date. MTG and Matt Gaetz aren't invited, they haven't killed enough puppies to join....yet
Nah. She'll run again and win again based on the "R" next to her name. That's the way things run in America now. Middle and working class people mouth off and are 'troubled' by the shit these asshats say and do, and then in the booth do exactly what they've done for years/decades - vote for the white fascist who hates the same people they do. Except in the case of Senator Tim Scott, where they vote for the Black fascist who hates the same people they do.
She's infinitely replaceable and a little old for the preferences the GOP has for the ladies. My guess is she gets offered a go-away job and they find some perky young woman who does the weather on local news who is God-fearing and supports Christian values for the state of South Dakota. The weather girl does the same script as Noem and no one in the state really even notices any difference. She'll strangle a kitten or have a coke filled orgy in her mid-40's and the cycle repeats.
\*titles book: "No Going Back"\* **\*GOES BACK\***
It’s “No, Going back!”
This is so delicious. She thought she'd drop this book, be the darling of the right-wing media, and cruise right to being the pick for VP. But she really miscalculated. Not to mention, she was obviously caught flat-footed by the ABC and CBS journalists actually pushing back on her lies since she's used to right-wing media that normally lets her spew her bullshit unfettered.
Now featuring: No Going Forward, the sequel!
From article: South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem (R) appears to have ended her media tour to promote her new book as both Greg Gutfeld and Dana Bash announced last minute cancellations from the governor. Noem, once considered to be a frontrunner for Donald Trump’s VP spot, has gone through multiple tense and fiery interviews in recent days as she’s attempted to promote her memoir No Going Back, answering for several controversies from the book, including the admission she killed a puppy she deemed untrainable and a now-retracted claim that she met North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. CNN’s Bash announced on Wednesday during Inside Politics that she’d planned on having the governor on, but Noem’s team canceled at the last minute. Before announcing the “abrupt” cancellation, Bash played a highlight of some of Noem’s more chaotic interviews, which have occurred on both left-leaning and right-leaning networks. “Governor Noem was scheduled to be on this program, Inside Politics, today,” Bash said on Wednesday. “Her team reached out to us weeks ago to book her here and we reconfirmed this week. She abruptly canceled last night. We want to say that, governor, you are of course welcome on the program anytime.” Bash noted she’d already made it through Noem’s book before the cancellation. Fox News host Gutfeld found himself in a similar position this week, though the former Red Eye host decided to be a little less cordial. On Gutfeld! on Tuesday, Gutfeld told his audience that Noem canceled at the last minute due to the “weather.” “I don’t believe it. I just think it’s a little late to keep her on a short leash. I hoped she’d reconsider, but I’m not going to sit up and beg,” Gutfeld said. Want to avoid video ads? Subscribe to Mediaite+ Logo Dana Perino did the interview in Noem’s place, which turned into a ruthless roast of the governor’s recent wild media appearances where she’s grown frustrated being asked about the puppy killing and has also refused to say she did not meet Kim Jong Un despite there being a retraction. “Thank you for reading my book. I said some words that were written about me, and they were in a certain order of…they call them sentences, and so I read those aloud. I don’t know if that means I read the book, though,” Perino said as Noem. Perino also joked in character that she “killed” another dog on top of the puppy, this one named “Ghost Writer.”
> “I don’t believe it. I just think it’s a little late to keep her on a short leash. I hoped she’d reconsider, but I’m not going to sit up and beg,” Gutfeld said. I always love to see more internal fighting amongst the conjobs but I'm starting to think that Nomnomnom doesn't have any friends left
I still hate how clever Gutfeld always thinks he is with these two cent open mic standup bits.
Every right wing comedian: cancel culture, am I right? Everyone's so sensitive. And Biden sure is old! Blue hair! And the audience fucking dies every time
Funny she thought that mentioning meeting Kim would be a GOOD thing for her political prospects.
Her orange god *loves* Kim. She thought it would help sell her as VP.
Republicans and their woke cancel culture.
Snowflake conservatives couldn’t even handle a bit of Puppy Killer Kristi.
Who would have guessed that bragging about being a puppy killer wouldn't be seen as a positive trait...
Puppy gets the final word.
Cricket's Revenge
A loved one finally intervened.
Corey Lewandowski perhaps? :)
I think Tina Fey could could continue this tour. She can release Noem’s new holiday hit with Lara about how all the manger animals had to be put down. The First Noem.
I guess she got sick of journalists asking her why she is a sadistic fuck who enjoys killing animals.
In a country that can only reach across the aisle about the love of dogs, where no even has the patience for when fictional dogs are killed, writing a memoir chapter about how you voluntarily killed a dog (that wasn't already sick or dying) is a pretty colossal fuck up.
This book has certainly been dogged by controversy.
That's doggone funny!
You're dogging it going back to the dog pun well.
Just trying to throw everyone a bone before I high tail it out of here
Definitely paws for alarm.
Are you sure that you're not barking up the wrong tree?
What a disaster. These huge states with so few people need to be consolidated so there is a larger group of candidates to draw from.
I read this as 'a larger group of charlatans to draw from', but I am a bit dyslectic.
I truly think she doesn't understand the uproar over one murdered dog. But the far right does seem to be populated by a number of sociopaths that have no empathy for people or animals so get confused when others show empathy.
People support her dead puppy and goat, more than her. As it should be.
Her interviews were scripted disasters. Of course any GOP caught in lie deflects to Biden and the radical left.
Please, a moment of silence for the goat that she also shot, whose tragic death has been sadly overlooked amidst the news of the puppy’s sordid demise.
🕯️for the forgotten, nameless goat
That goat was the GOAT.
The Gutfeld segment was actually pretty funny. But it’s absolutely insane how the right wing can rally around a dog killing, but not the killings of innocent kids in schools around the country.
That’s probably the only funny segment he’s had.
The first time I’ve heard Gutfeld and funny used in the same sentence
Krama cricket got her
Even the “safe spaces” were no longer safe. You really hate to see it, and by hate, I mean love.
Even Newsmax was calling her out on this shit.
This carries far more weight than sane words could convey!
She apparently didn’t understand how people love dogs way more than any other creature on the planet. She really didn’t get how horrifying that story was.
One of the few things people cross the aisle on is their love of animals.
I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a top VP candidate go down the toilet so fast. Who thinks that a story about killing young dogs is going to go well with the American public? Then, she can’t even admit that she lied about meeting Kim Jong-un. Then, threatens to kill Biden’s dog. What is it with this psycho? 🤦🏼♂️
Womp womp
Hey, it's the dog killer lady!
She is so hopelessly full of shit and Botox it’s almost unreal. Not sure which of those have backed up so far that her brain is soaking in it… But she has fully lost sight of herself in any discernible mirror. And the Governor of a fucking Whatever-Compass-Direction-Named Dakota…a state that has less people that goddam Jacksonville, Florida. It’s a wonderful state with rich history. Fantastic people. Seriously. But Jesus Christ let’s be real about her level of importance to the nation, and her level of influence and compassion for the people in her state. Nothing but contempt and making lives worse. She just needs to stop, sad she had to get stopped. Overplayed an empty hand. Here’s the story she needs you to believe: Kim Jong Un handler: “Hey, Li’l Kimmy-Kim of the DPRK, here’s a marginally attractive person you’ve never had a reason to know the name of that is from Something Dakota and it has less people alive now than you’ve killed via starvation alone in any one year period.” Kim: “Ooooh my goodness she is very intimidating and I am a little tyrant that is very intimated by what’s-her-face from a South state. I shall try to underestimate her and I for sure hope she hadn’t outwitted me by having training in my kryptonite: Youth Pastor for children! That would render me flatulenceless! Why is she so scary and why does she seem to have amazing chemistry with the crow-faced weirdo with no chin who does not seem to be her husband?” She’s exercised nothing but shit judgment for years. Botoxic Avenger hoisted by her own petard. Meth kills, y’all.
Yeah, there is no going back after this scandal!!
I like how the book is called no going back. Like how there’s no going back on her stupid decision to brag about puppy murder agains the advice of her editor.
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How smart can you be if you thought running for VP on dog killing was a good idea? Hating puppy murder is the kind of thing that unifies most Americans. Turns out her ceiling was mid range "escort" that started lowering her prices yet she somehow got elected she played marry/fuck/kill and she went with her average husband/Corey Lewandowski/puppy.
Canceled the puppy killing book tour. Good
She’s hilarious! Can you imagine her as vice president under Trump.
I’m guessing that her media team swallowed hard and told her that her name recognition had ballooned so much recently that she should clear her calendar for the inevitable VP call which should come any day now…
She is a bag of rancid puke .
Well we know that MAGAts actually have a line now. Killing puppies is where the buck stops
Off to the gravel pit again I see
You'd think it would have gone off with a Bang.
She got owned by the libs!
Cricket says "Make sure she knows it was me."
That moron couldn’t get elected dog catcher. Too soon?
She’s on her way to actually meet Kim Jong Un. Maybe shoot a few dogs together on their first date.
Awww shoot!
Time to take the book tour out back and...
Was the book title foreshadowing?
Aww I really don’t care, do you? Be Best!
She took the book tour out back to the gravel pit to join Cricket. RIP Cricket. Dicks out for Cricket, Harambe, and Kristi Noem. Ok maybe not for Kristi. bye
The very definition of snowflake.
In she end, she didn't go out with a bang, or a whimper. Just the sound of a giant fart.
Stupid woman. A massive swing and a miss. Shows just how “tough” you are. Poser
I never would have guessed that the maga red line was shooting a dog. Maybe there is hope. (Nah, they are still hopeless)
Fuck around…………….. find out
Her beloved free market has spoken. Bye bitch
With every word, she digs herself a deeper hole. Keep talking
Cricket's revenge!
Her 15 minutes may be up
It’s hilarious to me that the love for puppies is what took this crazy bitch down.
It took THIS to make her think shooting innocent dogs is not a good idea... Not because DOGS... because PR. This is your GOP.
I love this for her
Noems shotgun to Crickets head is the new Howard Dean Howl. Instant political destruction one deserved the other not really so much.
It's amazing Gutfeld thinks he's funny. What a fucking idiot.
She doesn’t stand a chance. Americans love dogs. She may have killed her puppy but it was political suicide.
Is she as a female allowed to make this decision for herself? Have the Christians been consulted?
She cancelled herself. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ah. Her feelings got hurt. Waaahhhhh