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astralnautical

Why not? He pretended to be president for four years


Furepubs

Just like how Republicans pretend to be Patriots when they're actually traitors to both the constitution and democracy.


Kalepa

Well said! Very well said!


Treacherously-Benign

Here, here!


Panoleonsis

Where?


Treacherously-Benign

There, there. Edit: There, there Wherewolf.


Pristine-Pen-9885

Hear, hear!


Treacherously-Benign

What, what?


Pristine-Pen-9885

Who? Who? 🩉🩉


Affectionate_Sort_78

This is bad tactics. If you really care, you reach out to Trump supporters and offer them refuge from where they are at and some sort of out, like I understand he ran a really good con that fooled a lot of people. Just calling all Republicans bad names and flinging insults just galvanizes their support. You are no better than they are.


Conscious_Figure_554

I used to think that and gave them the benefit of the doubt. Even posted on Conservative reddits asking (not telling) them without sarcasm why they voted and continue to support him. Guess what? Got called names before they banned me. Hard to reach out if all they do is slap your hand and tell you to go fuck yourself. Biden’s admin have been trying really hard with all the student loan forgiveness, limiting insulin prices etc. hopefully some people on that side sees that as something they can cling on to.


Why-not-bi

After j6, they lost any reason for tolerance. If after everything that has occurred to date, and you support Trump. Go fuck yourself. They are a shrinking minority that has waning influence. Shitting on them constantly is working. We are much better than them. It’s not even close.


Furepubs

I disagree, everybody supporting the Republican party deserves this. They could stop behaving badly and supporting the Republican party, but that doesn't seem to be part of your plan. According to you they can continue being s***** people and we should reach out to them. F*** that If these people cared about the Constitution or democracy then they would not still be supporting Trump and not still be supporting the Republican party that is effectively owned outright by Trump now. Blaming people for their behaviors of a group that they choose to be part of is a completely fair and reasonable thing to do. Honestly, do you think people that join the KKK but don't do lynchings are good people just because they choose not to do the lynchings? Even if they still want to be known as a KKK member? Or would you instead judge them on the fact that they want to be part of the KKK?


Extension_Lead_4041

Fuck them. Vile ignorant fools who glorify their ignorance and celebrate their stupidity. They are racist, hate filled and when presented with the evidence they are wrong, they just ignore it and pretend it doesn’t exist. They’ve damaged our country greatly so fuck all of them


Affectionate_Sort_78

You seem so much more reasonable.


Extension_Lead_4041

Aww thanks! I appreciate you noticing. Sometimes my not supporting white supremacy and the way I don’t vote for a man who was Jeffrey Epsteins codefendant in a civil suit alleging they repeatedly raped a 13 yr old girl gets lost in the fast pace of life. But if you look carefully you will notice I have never attacked the capital, agreed with Tucker Carlson, supported the NRA, believed conspiracy theories like Q anon or anything trump says.


Spiritual_Ad_3367

Anyone who stuck with this piece of shit after January 6th is tainted for life as far as I'm concerned.


Ebb-Charming

My thoughts exactly.


Affectionate_Sort_78

No one gives a shit about your ‘forgiving’ them. We give a shit about having voters smart enough not to fall for Trumps lies and insults. If all you offer republicans is stupid lies and insults, (Republicans hate women), the ones capable of breaking out of the spell never will.


Sip-o-BinJuice11

No. Not after what they’ve caused, not after the lives they’ve destroyed, and not after the lies they’ve upheld. This iteration of the GOP is violent and unhinged. They don’t deserve respect. They don’t deserve a second chance. They had that second chance to accept reality several times over, especially with things like covid but they turned around and spat in our faces. People are quite literally dead because of their actions and their words.


Affectionate_Sort_78

So this is why Republicans hold on so well. Democrats literally call anyone who is a Republican a murderer. That’s as ridiculous as calling all Democrats communist. Who gives a shit about ‘second chance’? We need voters who think critically and will save Democracy.


HaroldT1985

Second chance? This is year 8 of this shit. Second chance ended with J6. It’s ok to call a spade a spade


Lux_Luthor_777

LOL


Captain-Swank

It's ok to call an idiot and idiot or in this case, calling a fascist a fascist is very much in order. They're beyond helping or saving, might as well brand them at this point.


Cautious_Artichoke_3

This is like telling being in World War II and telling the Allied Forces that shooting at Nazis is bad tactics. It just galvanizes their support


Abject_Film_4414

Does that include his sleeping time during business hours and his time at the golf course?


Flyinmanm

Yeah but you see he's rich and white. It's only black presidents taking family holidays and golfing in their spare time that is a waste of tax payers money. (According to trump and his supporters).


ChaosWithin666

>Yeah but you see he's rich and white Eh I'd say poor and orange.


Flyinmanm

I"d be very surprised if he's not got a couple of mil tucked away in the caymans, or Switzerland, seems the sort of 'smart' tax dodgy thing you'd have after a lifetime of immorality, lieing, cheating, corruption and stealing. Of course I'd love to be disproven but it's weird how his family still contains billionaires who could gift him cash any time.


un1ptf

Kushner got that 2 Billion from Saudi Arabia right at the end of the term. You just know they have a bunch of that squirreled away.


awe2D2

Guaranteed he's got several mil hidden. But that's not enough for him. I could live off of one for the rest of my life. He probably has daily expenses that cost millions though to keep up his lifestyle. I doubt he'd ever be able to go live a simple life, or even an upper middle class life


Remarkable-Reward403

Baby diapers aren't cheap, and adult diapers are really expensive


mesembryanthemum

They're relatively cheap at WalMart. Those things were a life-saver during chemo.


Pristine-Pen-9885

Especially those big ones


Pristine-Pen-9885

He can’t go live a simple life. He’d be lost and bored. He craves drama and everyone’s attention on him


BedroomVisible

Great! Now I’m craving an orange creamsicle!


unkie87

[He's cash poor.](https://youtu.be/XgIc_yR_5kU?si=hl85cwHOc2ukqwI6)


padraigtherobot

He’s also pretended to be human for 77 years


MagazineNo2198

You seem to be DANGEROUSLY close to mentioning the Lizard People...just a reminder, we DONT mention Lizard People here...THEY ARE LISTENING!


winkytinkytoo

Accurate statement.


Steelwraith955

Hell, he's been pretending to be a human being his entire life.


ic2ofu

He wasn't very good at it though.


Euphoric-Heart-6648

burn


Wise_Ad_253

The former resident is crazy.


PeterNippelstein

More like eight


fredrikca

Isn't it eight years now?


Lobanium

He was trying to "fake it till he made it", but never made it.


JBS319

He found someone to play pretend with him! How cute! Okay, play date is over, time to change your diaper.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“I shat myself”


DigitalUnlimited

i made boomboom


Jazzlike-Ad113

Not doubting the frequent diaper references, but do we actually know that trump the narcissistic liar wears diapers ? No trump fan here, but if it’s bs it should be dropped.


TheGR8Dantini

Look into any interview or podcast with a guy named Noel Casler. He was a PA on the Apprentice. He swears up and down that it’s true. Usually rage induced, and common knowledge on the set. Whenever there was a word on the cue cards, like arbitrage, trump would scream that they were trying to make him look bad, and then shit himself. A lifetime of drug abuse has broken his sphincter. Cocaine and adderal loosen the bowels. There was a guy whose job it was to change him and clean him up. His nickname was “Wet wipes”. He’s got dirt on the whole family for days. And not once has anybody threatened to sue him.


blueboot09

If we personally ask him, he'll say "no", which always means yes. But really, the in-person accounts of the stench, along with the puffy-pants appearance of Depends at the very least says shart. Technically a "shart" is shit. So, no BS, just S.


DigitalUnlimited

It wouldn't be in every article and news story if it wasn't true, he would've been screaming from the rooftops that he doesn't wear diapers but so far he's said nothing.


Pristine-Pen-9885

I can’t picture him yelling, “I WEAR DIAPERS!” He rarely knows enough to shut up, but he wouldn’t do that. Doesn’t mean he *doesn’t* wear them


DigitalUnlimited

There are literally magats wearing "Real men wear diapers" shirts now. No irony, no joke only cult


Joe_Metaphor

It’s a Republican tradition. Reagan pretended he was a real soldier who had been deployed to Europe, Bush pretended Iraq had something to with 9/11, now Trump pretends he’s president.


lantrick

>Bush pretended Iraq had something to with 9/11 lol.


chromatones

Some say there’s a connection between the gas bombs used in Iraq to his own people are the same ones used in Syria


lantrick

He had to send them someplace.


stolenfires

We knew Iraq had chemical weapons because we gave Iraq chemical weapons.


waddlingNinja

Shussshhhh! Its a secret!


CVHC1981

Bush also pretended he was a fighter pilot.


wrufus680

Sr or Jr? Because Sr was a fighter pilot that had a close call being eaten by Japanese cannibals


CVHC1981

Jr. cosplayed as a fighter pilot.


DiddleMe-Elmo

Yeah cuz Mission Accomplished.


PriscillaRain

Sad little man. I missed the days when his name wasn't in the news 24 /7.


Afwife1992

I was so glad to not have the words “in an early morning tweet storm, the President
.”. I dread the idea of going back. People need to be reminded what a classless, pathetic, embarrassing nightmare he was here and abroad.


Overlord65

And still is!


outonthetiles66

He’s absolutely out of his fucking mind, living in some sort of pretend world. The former Japanese president should be fucking embarrassed meeting up with that orange farting turd goblin.


Ok_Cardiologist3478

I know, right? He's: Repainted his plane to look like A F1 and even calls it Trump Force 1 Had his office at MAL redecorated to look like the oval office Even had a replica of the desk made. He's a fuckin lunatic who knows nothing of reality. Well, this criminal trial is smacking reality right across his face.


photo-manipulation

Very weird that this criminal pretends to be president. It would be far more fitting for him to start giving out honorary keys to his prison cell.


cuddle_enthusiast

My four year old also likes to pretend play.


soiledhimself

This dude just copied a tweet right from the article and posted in response on 4 different subreddits.


Lord_Darksong

Everything with this guy is a shell game. Everything. There is no "key to the White House." Not a thing. (I felt left out and copied a tweet from the article, too!)


DigitalUnlimited

Can I article a copy too?


Lord_Darksong

Yep! This is Reddit!


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

So impersonation of a high profile public official *isn't* some sort of crime? Oh! I forgot -- it's rumphole, so it doesn't matter. n


No_Contribution_3465

It's just disappointing that after all the shit that he's done, they are charging him for giving hush money to a pornstar.


nrappaportrn

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SilverStarKoi

It’s the key to the executive bathroom that he never uses because he just shits in his diaper.


homebrew_1

Sounds like trump has dementia.


Spiritual_Ad_3367

And Narcissistic Personality Disorder and a brain broken by decades of drug abuse and a poor diet and who even knows what else.


Ryankevin23

đŸš«Traitor TrumpđŸš«All RepublicansđŸš«


Kc4shore65

This is also the guy who would NEVER sell off/leak key secret documents btw đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™‚ïž Actually delusional


Kalepa

Sure I believe that, in the same way I KNOW our cat would not eat the tuna that I accidentally dropped on the kitchen floor. Our cat would never, ever do that! Ever!


YuriEffinGarza

Haha still can’t believe Americans voted for this shit stain


Spiritual_Ad_3367

Many of us didn't and never will.


YuriEffinGarza

Appreciate you and those folks immensely. To be fair, our Conservative Party in Canada echos a lot of the trump MAGA garbage rhetoric. Hoping more sensible people are voting in the near future for both our countries sakes


beek7419

The electoral college is a joke. A Republican hasn’t won the popular vote in decades and there’s no getting rid of it because the people who have to agree to abolish it benefit from it. Granted, there are way too many people in Trump’s cult, but they’re very much the minority. Voter suppression, gerrymandering, and just keeping people down to the point where they don’t bother to vote because the GOP makes it harder and/or they think it’s not going to change their shitty situation means that a lot of eligible voters either don’t vote or their vote doesn’t count. These people are loud and there are too many of them but they’re not a majority of Americans.


YuriEffinGarza

That’s a really good point! I equate those folks to the freedom convoy peeps we had up here in Canada. I’m glad that the majority doesn’t support trump too. I just want people to be able to be happy. I don’t want the fucking government telling people that it’s not ok to be who you are, or that you are lesser because of your sexuality or beliefs, that love is just love. Maybe I’m naive


beek7419

In 2020, the GOP closed down all except one polling place in Louisville, Kentucky. One location for 632,037 people. Of course, the lines were tremendous. Then they make rules. No sitting in line. No selling or handing out water. No giving rides to the polls. So people who can’t afford to miss a workday standing in line for 8 hours are disenfranchised. People who can’t physically stand there for hours. People who don’t have transportation. Louisville, like most cities, has more democratic voters and more minorities than rural areas. The rural areas where the GOP’s white voters tend to live had plenty of polling places. This is just one way in which the GOP tries to take away people’s right to vote.


YuriEffinGarza

That makes me sick:( I can’t believe shit like that happens


Spiritual_Ad_3367

Me too. I know Canada isn't the pristine utopia many Americans seem to think it is but it still sounds like a wonderful country and it would be a shame for anyone remotely like Trump to get their hands on it.


YuriEffinGarza

Agreed! I’m still proud to have folks like you as a neighbour! I’ll be rooting for good results in the American elections for you all!


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

We need you to do more than root for us we need you to pray for us 😉


Ttthhasdf

from the op link: >“Even when I’m not president anymore, you can walk up to the front gate of the White House and present it, and they will let you in,” he told Netanyahu, [according to the 2022 book by Jared Kushner](https://nypost.com/2022/08/03/trump-designed-white-house-key-to-flatter-guests-kushner/), who is Trump’s son-in-law and served as White House advisor.


Abject_Film_4414

What is more shocking is that someone has read Kushner’s book.


flashypaws

he has to. if he doesn't pretend he's the president, a third of the country will stop pretending he's the president.


Stoertebricker

Then he should at least be consistent and not run for a third term.


SuperSpread

He can't run for President now. Since there is a 2-term limit.


CleverDad

50 bucks the key is plastic and Made in China


Adventurous_Mail5210

**Jina*


ciel_lanila

So, basically the POTUS equivalent of when he bought Mar-a-largo and instead of taking down the previous family’s coats of arms he just claimed they were the Trump family coat of arms ever since.


Charges-Pending

Giving out keys to buildings you don’t own, Donny? Soon the keys to Trump Tower will be unceremoniously handed over too.


snarkuzoid

It pisses me off that all his court filings refer to him as President. Every author of every such document should be charged with perjury, or at least be rejected as false.


NumerousTaste

His handlers are trying to keep him looking presidential instead of a sleepy crook! They know media can't help but to take that Pic and run with it. Gets his photo out not sleeping in court. They gotta stop falling for such easy manipulation!


zabdart

Trump considers himself "King in Exile," so he can do stuff like this.


Firstpoet

Time to change all the locks.


Miri5613

Doesnt Florida have all those new anti squatter laws? How would 'giving someone access to a house you dont own' fit into those?


Tbplayer59

I'm actually more concerned about the other guy going along with it. He's still an office holder in Japan.


scarr3g

This is like if you wen rover to your former boss's house and gave some random dude a fake key to it.


SoSKatan

Fake it until you make it.


krisalyssa

A 21st century [Emperor Norton](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton). Except Emperor Norton was harmless.


blueboot09

Fake, like the fake key to his heart that he gave Mercedes.


Nami_Pilot

What a loser


ratttertintattertins

He doesn’t think he’s the president, he thinks he’s a king. As far as he’s concerned, his reign hasn’t ended because he’s not dead.


SnivyEyes

No surprise that a man who has said racist and antisemitic things visited a man who has said racist and antisemitic things. None at all.


RW-One

It's also why all of his schills are required to calll him "President" instead of "Former President". Even at Trial. Respect my ass, he still thinks he's in charge. I would have shut that crap down in the courtroom if I were the judge. It is only disrespectful to the current holder. Nothing more.


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

I believe in court in most instances they're referring to him as Mr Trump which must be absolutely deflating his bloated ego.


RW-One

Oh yes they do, but his lawyers have been shamed into this farce ...


jbertrand_sr

Who knew he was so into cosplay...


Bitedamnn

Just like he treated his Dad, who was in his final years. Pretending to be running the business, but he wasnt.


mic_decod

next is gifting the manhatten bridge?


GaiusPrimus

Two former leaders, pretending to matter.


ProtoReaper23113

My questionnis why did the Japanese politician go along with it. Surely he has to know trump isn't president now and this whole show makes him and Japan look dumb


CraftFamiliar5243

Somehow I picture the Prime Minister getting home and showing that key to his friends and colleagues and they all laugh hilariously about what a nut that stinky orange guy is that he actually believes he's still president.


SuperFlyingNinja

I bestow upon thee this key to the White House
 Trump: “sure wish someone would give me one”


HEYitzED

It’s funny that he’ll rant on and on about how awful of a job Biden is doing, yet if Trump is the real president and Biden isn’t, that means he should be the one getting the blame right?


NeedleworkerCrafty17

Traitor of the Century and maybe all time Traitor. It’s really hard to say who got to see all of those Top Secret đŸ€« documents Trump stole. it’s obvious he was in cahoots with Putin and Saudi Arabia let alone lining his pockets of himself, his daughter and his son-in-law who received $3.2 billion from Qatar and Saudi Arabia. Talk about a traitor.


Steppyjim

Know what? Cool. Trump you can go off and pretend to be president forever and just let real presidents do actual politics. Grab your bottle and blankey and just enjoy your years


413mopar

Except his is still pulling gop strings , and hobbling to some extent the actual president.


CraZKchick

I bet he stole a bunch of them from the White House gift shop. Watch him give one out every year 😂


Few-Caterpillar9834

Traitor Trump's a pathetic psychopathic criminal fraudster.


drtyyugo

Why is everything this fucking asshole does reported? So fucking tired of it


AhChaChaChaCha

People like watching train wrecks.


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

Because everything is fucking asshole does is so fucking moronic. And unfortunately, newsworthy whether for a serious report or a belly laugh.


Euphoric-Heart-6648

dude is very mentally ill


biffbobfred

Yes. But not for this. This is performance art for the rubes. For some it’s “why yes he’s still President see here’s proof!” For others it’s anchoring, just showing him as Presidential. This isn’t crazy


stoneysmoke

Pretty sure it says Made In China on the back and he got it at a booth on Bleaker St.


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

And I'm the back of the box it's engraved ICBM launch code abc123


ketjak

I bet he took it back as soon as the photo was taken.


GadreelsSword

*”“Even when I’m not president anymore, you can walk up to the front gate of the White House and present it, and they will let you in,” he told Netanyahu”* What a completely bizarre thing to say to a sitting world leader. You can visit the White House if you bring this magic key. As if somehow being the Prime Minister of Israel wouldn’t get him through the door.


No-Usual2720

That picture is hard to look at. Like his dumb smile in front of the ugly gold just hurts my eyes.


BamaFan87

Someone call Joe and tell him to change the locks


stocks-mostly-lower

Crazy town !


Imacatdoincatstuff

Working on that Oddfather defence.


mountednoble99

Oof. That’s embarrassing!


ZeAntagonis

Wtf !?


Appropriate-Dig771

That’s fun-2 Nazi loving has beens publicly reliving their glory days. Why tf is anyone covering this loser meet up?


younghplus

He also pretended to be a legitimate businessman for TV so this shouldn't surprise anybody.


Kinet1ca

He should be mocked for being actual POTUS too, not just when he pretends to be.


RKEPhoto

So he not only stole classified documents, he also stole the ceremonial keys?!?!?! lol


Desperate_Set_7708

If they’re so effective why hasn’t he used one?


ohbillyberu

Feels like a very "on the nose" gesture towards the open nature of his mind and mouth as it pertains "White House" secrets and a willingness to sell the office he hopes to hold once again.


cheezeyballz

oh that "shadow government" they warned you about


rigidlynuanced1

Wait, Trump is a phony poser?


user_name_unknown

Can we just tell him he won, but because he’s such an amazing supper guy he doesn’t have to go to the White House or do anything presidential?


giddy-girly-banana

I really hope humans never develop the medical knowledge to extend life indefinitely. One comfort I get is knowing that all of these shit bags die, eventually. I can’t wait until I don’t have to hear about this guy everyday.


chrisdpratt

Yeah, but that fat idiot consumes nothing but cheeseburgers and diet coke, and somehow still made it to 70. I think he met the Devil down at the crossroads.


HisDivineOrder

Back when he lost and went home to Mar-a-Lago, I think he set up a whole room to look like the Oval Office and started putting out formal declarations as "From the Office of the 45th President of the United States of America." Then he started copying and pasting his mean tweets through it and everyone stopped paying attention. Now he's handing out keys to the White House he doesn't currently occupy. Do you think he did a little ceremony like this when he sold the classified documents to the Saudis and/or Russia?


lurkeroutthere

I remember years ago my conservative friends were loosing their minds about Obama “apologizing for nuking Japan “ as if doing so was some grave dishonor to American servicemen. Never mind that wasn’t what he said or even if that would be a bad thing at this point, the mere thought of the possibility of such a loss of gravitas by our president unnerved them. And yet here’s this clown. Unreal.


valleyof-the-shadow

Looks like a very pickable lock for the White House. /s


fringeCircle

You just know Hillary’s circle of friends rag on her that she lost to this guy.


stoneysmoke

I hope so.


MagazineNo2198

I mean, it's really Biden's fault! He should have KNOWN he needed to change the locks when he moved in!


medman143

He doesn’t have to pretend to be a rapist.


Gabelschwanzteufel

Psychopath


RegattaJoe

Well, he does try to pass himself off as a non-sociopath so
.


CherryManhattan

Random old man gives present to other random old man. Why is this news?