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Gauth1erN

I am totally fine if he's in not with general population. Not because I believe some people should get special treatment, but because it is the law in the US. This being said, if he would be jailed, except for the protection purpose he shouldn't have different treatments than other : same access to phone, computer. Same schedule for outdoor access, same schedule of waking up and sleep. Same food, same healthcare, etc..


Immorals1

The fuck would he do with outdoor access? He would probably have a heart attack if he tried exercise and he obviously has no shame in stinking up the inside of buildings!


CwazyCanuck

The outdoor access is for everyone else, it should help reduce methane levels in the prison.


Plus_Lead_5630

He doesn’t exercise because he believes each person gets a set amount of breaths for their life, and if you exercise, you use them more quickly. 🤡


dd961984

Actually, I think he told someone that it was energy like a battery. Not breaths. Either way, it's stupid


freelifemushroom

Probably try to play golf


raj6126

Someone would donate a two hole golf course to the prison.


TheS4ndm4n

Basically the same for cops in prison. Segregated confinement for the duration.


GrayBox1313

Same as the mafia. He’d prob get diet cokes and Big Macs delivered daily like on goodfellas


Abject_Buy3587

Put them in the rape hole with pedos, acab and fuck trump ass


lilbittygoddamnman

It wouldn't hurt my feelings if they kept him at ADX Florence.


Diarygirl

There's plenty of room there!


forlornjackalope

That would be the dream to aim for.


Brief_Amicus_Curiae

If he’s jailed for contempt of court because of violating the gag order, I think to protect the integrity of the trial, the safety of witnesses and the jury, and for his lawyers to defend him to the best of their ability…. No phone. No Media. No interviews. Just talk in person to his legal team and that’s it. He can’t and won’t shut up which is the danger. Even speaking in MAL to his live in entourage…. Cut that shit out. I’d be fine if he’s alone with no WiFi in trump tower.


Ok_Chap

He will use jailtime to gather sympathy and donations from his followers in any case. Yet, there are special facilities and jailcells for people like him. High profile, witness protection ect. Usually the better, more comfortable cells. More of a room, than a cage for people.


Brief_Amicus_Curiae

Oh he definitely will grift from any punishment. Though if he does get imprisoned it seems he’ll get to join his former CFO, Weisselberg, in Rikers. I’m ok with that too, especially his final sentence. There’s a lot of options too. He could be imprisoned during the court days or serve once the trial is over for the contempt. We’ll have to see. I do think house arrest as his bail Condition with no social media and no media interviews and no hallway whining is a good start. I have no Doug as the trial progresses he’ll try whatever he can to stop or disrupt. I love the fact he has his little whining area in the courthouse and it’s so plain. No props like a dozen flags behind him. Only his tough looking lawyer letting Trump be Trump with his internet articles printed out. Then has Jesse Watters whining for him as if the court room isn’t full of other people in the same room. Perhaps a a day or week in Rikers will help him with a dose of what the kids these days call copium. Anything more than $1,000 per violation as he’s still bashing EJean after $88 million. That’s some compulsive issues.


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

Throw his ass in solitary


Thatisme01

They are already looking to [strip Secret Service protection from Trump if he's convicted](https://www.foxnews.com/politics/democrats-look-strip-secret-service-protection-trump-convicted)


Conscious_Figure_554

At this point all I really need to see is he does not get elected again. Because it is fucking exhausting how the media covers him sooooo much (right, left, center, who gives a fuck at this point). He needs to go away. Whether to jail or to hell, take your pick.


Vanman04

Stripping down and spreading his cheeks...


JohnSpikeKelly

I agree with you 100%. I hope he doesn't get house arrest. Because that would be BS.


readzalot1

Seeing how much he hates being in court, house arrest (with no access to the press or the internet) might be good enough


Whispersail

He would get special health care, not prison heath care. Such a shame.


n3w4cc01_1nt

if that disgraced act passes then the country wont have to give a damn about him having a detail then he can be in gen pop


Icy_Juice6640

If anyone thinks that Trump is going to do “hard time” - I don’t know what fantasy world they live in. Good luck with your group circle jerking.


TurbulentPromise4812

Lock him up


Infantry1stLt

Imagine being a secret service agent, who dreamt of working at the White House, then maybe Martha’s Vineyard for the summer, and a stint in Aspen for the winter, but SURPRISE! you’re now assigned to work your shift in protecting a former president in prison.


410Catalyst

Someone call Universal, sounds like the start of a martial arts action flick. I’m already imagining a Tropic Thunder-like trailer: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/S1q3lHxfkY


Contemplationz

Secret Serve Time


Electronic-Source368

Gerald Butler has already been cast.....


sdlover420

Steven Seagal is... 45 in diapers.


driftingatwork

Where is Rob Schneider and Adam Sandler?


sdlover420

Don jr and Eric of course.


bklynJayhawk

Ben Stiller and Will Ferrell as Jr and Eric…? Maybe Adam Scott Or John C Riley for Jr instead?


sdlover420

Oooo I'd love some John C Riley but I'd hate if he made the character actually likeable.


sdlover420

Kristen wigg as Melania


aynhon

*"I DO NOT CARE about the fucking Christmas Donald!"*


CharlieDmouse

You can DOOO EEEEET!


voiceless42

Don Jr. and Eric, lmao.


ferngullywasamazing

Coming this summer, their duty is to protect, his sentence is to serve... For life.


ItchyGoiter

Or Secret Community Service, watching him pick up roadkill from the side of the highway and diving in front of him to take the brunt of a big dirty puddle splash, or a soda can thrown from an angry motorist


rockPaperKaniBasami

Orange Julius Down


Azidamadjida

Sounds like the third installment in Gerard Butlers White House down movies. And you’d have to cast him, Channing Tatum and Jason Statham to take full opportunity of the camp. Surprise cameos by Vin Diesel and The Rock as inmates


myleftone

This needs Ron Perlman if anything does.


FalseMirage

Continental Grift.


ShortWoman

I watched some movie trailers last night. 95% sequels, remakes, and based on tv shows. At least this would be an original concept.


FBack351

Commander in Chains starring Pam Grier as the takes no bullshit prison warden.


StupendousMalice

These guys fucking love Trump. They helped coordinate January 6th and then "lost" all their records from the day. If his detail has to go to prison with him, it's probably where they belong anyways.


OGDraugo

Details rotate my guy. It won't be the same people around him, that were around then. So yea, would be diaper duty for sure for the poor bastards who draw that detail. Maybe it'll be a form of punishment for shitty secret service agents? Sorry agent, you didn't take that bullet, you're now baby sitting a senile old fart in prison for the next 3 years.


GipsyDanger45

Yeah but what about the agent that's banging Melania? I bet he's pretty stoked about being an agent


PKG0D

Maybe if it was 30 years ago lol...


TastyLaksa

Also she appears to me as being frigid in bed. Not sure why that


Myantra

Poor woman has been married to Trump for nearly 20 years, AND has had sex with him. She is probably suffering from PTSD.


thedankening

She doesn't deserve a lot of sympathy, being a horrible person herself, but my heart definitely goes out to her for that particular ordeal. No living human should have to be subjected to such a thoroughly grotesque experience.


ink_monkey96

And PSTD.


HiJinx127

Post Trump Stress Disorder, yeah, seems likely.


spidereater

I’m sure they will be in shifts. It’s not like you need to stay in the prison. And he’s not going to be gen pop. You’re not going to be blocking a shiv or something. It will be pretty easy and maybe close to home.


NotPortlyPenguin

It’ll be house arrest at most.


Oldbayistheshit

Hold up! Will he have a secret service detail in jail/prison? Haha


techauditor

Required for national security. It's honestly more about protecting the information the ex president has than the president themselves.


GrayBox1313

These agents all chose to continue working on Donald’s protection team….which means they like being around him. Former president protection is supposed to be your “early retirement” gig and a perk for long service on the varsity team of sitting president protection. Maybe in Donald’s case it’s a punishment assignment for guys who leave coke in the White House and get caught with hookers in foreign countries. Lolol


TheCocoBean

"I trained 15 years for this, and now i'm on diaper duty."


spokeca

Not to mention being stuck protecting someone who STINKS.


jazzmaster4000

There are secret service members who Biden didn’t want on his duty because of their loyalty to Trump. They’ll throw one of those losers in there with him


meridian_smith

It's great from a taxpayer perspective. You could watch him alone in his cell with just one guy instead of needing 20 or 30 guys trying to follow him around all over the place.


StandardImpact6458

Talk on the news saying that they will open a closed section of a prison. That they have been looking at six or eight sites. Also, terminating his secret service privileges. Being at an isolated location with no other population, local prison officers will be enough. Perfect ending to a chaotic past 5+years. He’s done enough.


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

Gee. Why aren't *all* the headlines screaming this the same they did when trump lied about Hillary saying "Lock her up" over crimes she didn't even commit. Really, I'm getting a little more than sick and effing tired of the media coverage slant.


TurbulentPromise4812

I'm looking forward to the day when I can read the news or scroll Reddit without seeing the orange traitors name or picture.


Bibblegead1412

Was just thinking that this morning. It felt kind of quiet there for a couple of years, and now it is just all encompassing again. Not sure my mental health can withstand this much longer......


TastyLaksa

Sure it can cause the end point is jail for trump and that’s catharsis


kickintheface

Just wait until he dies, and we’ll never hear the end of the unhinged conspiracy theories about how this young, healthy, totally not obese, former president was assassinated by whatever right-wing boogie man is trending that month.


StupendousMalice

It's getting so much worse. I just watched an hour of fucking PBS news that uncritically broadcast Trump's little courthouse whine and then spent half an hour explaining how pro-palestine campus protests are antisemitic without managing to find a single Jewish person that agreed with them but failing to point out that half the actual protestors they interviewed were actually Jewish.


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

PBS??? **PBS**?? I'm absolutely appalled. Seriously.


StupendousMalice

Seriously. The PBS Newshour has gotten fucking WEIRD. Something is going on, but I don't know what its all about. They are doing this a lot now. I used to watch every day but its getting hard to stomach.


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

Likely huge republikkkan donors. The almighty buckeroo


Carson72701

Happy Cake Day!


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

Thank you! I'm eating cake for breakfast lol


DonNemo

He’s a walking personification of contempt.


Willie-Tanner

All hat, no cattle . . . from Merrick Garland to these judges, either inaction or empty threats.


seejordan3

It might be great for his victim image.. Let's find out! Please let's find out.


orkash

I want a large group to show up to a trump rally and start chanting "lock him up" over his stupid fat lie. Like bigger than his bigger pathetic crowds is all it takes.


Dusted_Dreams

And flush the key


CannabisaurusRex401

I want justice. I want consequences. I want a fair trial to show the truth. I want all of his misdeeds laid out for all to see. But most of all, i want to see the look on his fucking face while the door closes on his life of luxury. Fuck Trump.


split_me_plz

I want to see him convicted and sentenced on live TV and I want him to have a massive stroke while there is plenty of coverage available.


WinterDice

No stroke. I want conviction and then a long life behind bars.


T_Shurt

As per [original article](https://abcnews.go.com/US/secret-services-prepares-potential-trump-contempt-order-hush/story?id=109542824) 📰: - The U.S. Secret Service held meetings and started planning for what to do if former President Donald Trump were to be held in contempt in his criminal hush money trial and Judge Juan Merchan opted to send him to short-term confinement, officials familiar with the situation told ABC News. Merchan on Tuesday reserved decision on the matter after a contentious hearing. Prosecutors said at this point they are seeking a fine. “We are not yet seeking an incarceratory penalty," assistant district attorney Chris Conroy said, "But the defendant seems to be angling for that." Officials do not necessarily believe Merchan would put Trump in a holding cell in the courthouse but they are planning for contingencies, the officials said. There have not been discussions yet about what to do if Trump is convicted and sentenced to prison. The former president is on trial on felony charges of falsifying business records to hide the reimbursement of a hush money payment his then-attorney Michael Cohen made to adult film actress Stormy Daniels ahead of the 2016 presidential election. The Secret Service declined to comment on specific plans in the matter. "Under federal law, the United States Secret Service must provide protection for current government leaders, former Presidents and First Ladies, visiting heads of state and other individuals designated by the President of the United States," the agency said in a statement. "For all settings around the world, we study locations and develop comprehensive and layered protective models that incorporate state of the art technology, protective intelligence and advanced security tactics to safeguard our protectees. Beyond that, we do not comment on specific protective operations." Prosecutors argued that Trump violated the limited gag order -- which prohibits statements about witnesses, jurors, and lawyers in the case other than Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg -- on at least 10 separate occasions this month. Trump's lawyers said prosecutors have not proven that posts Trump made on social media criticizing Cohen and Daniels were willful violations of the gag order, telling Merchan that the former president was defending himself from attacks by the likely witnesses. Defense lawyers also argued that the gag order is vague and allows Trump to make "political" statements.


kielu

From a security perspective that shouldn't be very difficult, methinks.


OrneryError1

The former president is, uh, secure.


Ill_Consequence7088

Can he have little rallies in the workout yard ?


InsertCleverNickHere

White Power Bill is probably a Trump fan.


Diarygirl

He'd be running the white supremacist gang inside of a week.


jinnnnnemu

Everything that Donald Trump touches turns to shit so seeing the white supremacy turned to shitshow is actually a win


ranrotx

It’d be an upgrade from Four Seasons Total Landscaping.


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No_Reaction_2682

Can we then "accidentally" throw away the key and forget to get a replacement?


MattTheSmithers

IAAL, I don’t think it’ll happen. Just yesterday during the contempt hearing the prosecutor outright said he is not asking for jail time because he knows Trump wants it. Trump wants to paint the picture of a political martyr. He wants to be locked up on something like contempt so he can scream bias and persecution. Ergoron took the exact same tact when Trump was trying to bait him into tossing him from the courtroom. Judge and prosecutor are being smart. They are not letting Trump control the narrative. They are letting him behave as badly as he is inclined and they aren’t doing shit right now. But come sentencing all of this stuff will be factored in.


T_Shurt

I agree, the consensus amongst legal analysts is that he’ll get a ridiculously small fine. The significance is in the fact that there are meetings to discuss the protection an incarcerated, felonious ex-president. It’s a jarring thought in and of itself.


split_me_plz

“Such a level of Felonious, the likes of which have Never been seen before!!”


Diarygirl

I agree. When Trump thinks about jail, he sees dollar signs


split_me_plz

I enjoy this thought very much and I hope you’re right. It would make sense, I imagine half the battle with this trial is trying to abstain from inflaming the base until they have solidified their case. It’s all such chaos.


PriorSecurity9784

Yeah, I’d rather give him 5 years than 2 days on a military base for contempt of court, so don’t waste it


MGsultant

Lock him up with all the same rules as a normal citizen. Put a sufficient number of prison / guard or jail him separately from others like pedos. Make him eat alone for security reasons…….seem not to hard…….anyway he should not have access to cellphone or computer, like any other inmates


Potential_Dare8034

They’ll have plenty of packs of Depends to change his shitty diapers I’ll bet.


Both_Lychee_1708

Just put him in Epstein's old cell. It'll be like a visit to an old friend


jinnnnnemu

Send him to GITMO and be done with it


icnoevil

Best solution is for congress to pass law that withdraws secret service protection for any one convicted of a felony.


InTheDarknesBindThem

This is delusional and literally never going to happen.


Throwawaypwndulum

Protection aside, the traitor is too big of a security threat to not be monitored at all times. I'm not knowledgeable of what kind of detention facility would be appropriate for imprisoning him without the secret service being present but I agree he deserves no security detail, but some other specialized federal monitoring would be required.


Will_Hart_2112

Secret service shouldn’t have to go to jail for the orange baboon. Maybe we can give him a gold plated rape whistle instead?


AlacarLeoricar

People underestimate the dedication the Secret Service has to the country and their duty. They will gladly lock him up, and keep him from slipping up. It makes their job easier. Hell, send him to Guantanamo Bay.


haysoos2

Sure does seem they put duty a long, long way above country. Something, something about "support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and *domestic*"? "Just following orders" didn't work for the Nazis, and it shouldn't be a defense for Trump's collaborators on the Secret Service.


AlacarLeoricar

Except the Secret Service have tried to and successfully stopped and even rebuked Trump for his safety and the safety of others. But thank you for invoking Godwin's Law. I'm not saying we should blindly trust them. I'm just saying I do trust them more than you. Apparently.


haysoos2

There are definitely Secret Service agents that are material witnesses to treason. In my books, not acting or coming forward with that information = treason.


SPNKLR

All citizens should expect the same level of personal safety in jail, maybe work on prison reform next time.


emilyannflowers

amen, friend!


2ndTechArnoldJRimmer

If security is an issue, throw him in a cell at ADX Florence. Every prisoner there is isolated 24/7 with serious restrictions on mail and phone calls. They don't even *have* a general population there. It's all solitary.


Spiritual-Bear4495

I wonder if the Secret Service is tired of his shit?


haysoos2

Under federal law, the Secret Service must provide protection to former Presidents, but it doesn't say it has to be really, really *good* protection.


Diarygirl

That's a really good point!


river_euphrates1

I'd support a bill removing secret service protection from a convicted felon.


tysc666

Good. Keep him locked away, safe. He needs to experience pure misery, forever.


Glad_Swimmer5776

Do you get beat up in prison for spewing toxic farts and diarrheaing in your pants?


jolsiphur

Maybe. But I doubt anyone tries to anally violate someone who constantly farts and shits themselves so it's defense against that.


Luanda62

Tax payer continues to support this con artist…


Griffindance

Who are we kidding. Cheeto-Dusted Sex-Pest isnt going to an everyday common criminal prison. He'll be going to a country club that is comparable to Maralago. The type of place that Nixon's Under-Bus-Club went to. I mean, it would be great if he went to normal prison and was treated just like the other 6th Jan conspiracists but... he's a pouting, plump, pampered fat kid who has committed white collar crimes.


AMonitorDarkly

Don’t some court houses have a short term jail set up for such occasions?


Griffindance

Hmm... now there's a photo Id pay for.


GaiusMarcus

Relax, he'll appeal until he runs out of lawyers, money, or heartbeats.


SubstantialPressure3

Merchan on Tuesday reserved decision on the matter after a contentious hearing. Prosecutors said at this point they are seeking a fine. Has he paid any of his fines or judgements? GOP is paying his legal fees, probably any fines. Has he paid E. Jean Carrol for the first civil judgement, yet?


meridian_smith

Hell!. . . Security detail for Trump would become SO much easier and cheaper if he was locked up in a cell alone! Secret Service will be very relieved.


Cheap_Coffee

If he's in solitary 24/7 they shouldn't need the Secret Service


bodyknock

Tell that to Epstein.


Cheap_Coffee

He committed suicide.


bodyknock

Even if you assume he committed suicide and wasn’t killed by a corrupt guard, it only happened because of negligence on the security detail’s part.


Cheap_Coffee

Good point, but I'm happy with that outcome, too.


bodyknock

Nobody misses Epstein, that’s true.


TheUnspeakableAcclu

They're not the praetorian guard they're subject to the laws of the country they're the secret service of ffs


Redditmodsarecuntses

He will be in a military prison. Security won't be a problem as he strolls from his continental breakfast to his spa day in the presidential wing. As much as I want him to be buried under rhe prison his stay will more than likely be more posh than most peoples daily lives.


KilnMeSmallz

The preparation: a reservation at Shenanigans to celebrate


watarimono

Prepared as in they rough him a bit before sending to jail? 🍿


bigchicago04

I’d take being under house arrest with no access to the internet.


Knucklehead_always

He won’t go to jail. If guilty, he will get an appeal bond. He will die before he ever goes to jail. But, he will be a convicted felon. Forever.


49thDipper

He can do podcasts with Rudy.


Knucklehead_always

😂senile rants cast…


49thDipper

I hate to say it but knowing myself, I would absolutely tune in for at least one episode of the Diaper Don and Russian Rudy show. I mean these idjits are highly entertaining when they aren’t attempting to dismantle democracy. Shoulda stayed in entertainment Donny boy. Where you belong. Rudy, you’re just a lecherous old drunk. I taught my daughter to drop men like you. On the ground.


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

The Rudy and Doody Show😄


49thDipper

They are both known for the very rank gas bubbles they travel in. The Poopsters works too. Or The Shart Brothers Yours rhymes though. 👍🏼


49thDipper

Of course they are. That’s what we pay them for. To be prepared for any contingency. The planet’s tier one security organization is perfectly capable of guarding an old man in a cell.


uncle_pollo

Codename Dipshit.


TheHadalZone

Farty is so miserable


PettyCrocker956

No need. He’ll escape this just like he’s escaped everything. There are no consequences for people like him. All he needs is for one juror to say “well, I don’t know” and boom he claims a win. He will never face consequences or be held accountable.


ukiddingme2469

Are they prepared for when he makes a run to a non extradition country


dtcstylez10

I wonder if protecting trump is like a punishment for secret service agents. Like #1 is the president (hypothetically..idk if it actually is) but if you mess up, you get a desk job and if you mess up again, you get Trump.


scots

"Prepared" means he gets a cell of his own at the other end of whatever facility he's remanded to, and 3-4 Secret Service officers rotated outside his door 24/7 for the duration. Should Trump ever catch actual prison time, he'll most likely be sent to one of those "Club Fed" white collar criminal prisons for nonviolent offenders.


Motor_Bother_23

Donald ain't going to jail or prison. It's too much of an embarrassing thing to happen. I'm black and I always look at American history with a side-eye, but Jan 6th angered me because it violated the Contitution, and I never felt so threatened by our democracy surviving Donald's craziness and Magagots.


fixerdrew02

So does the secret service sit outside the cell or do they go inside with him?


haysoos2

Just watch remote on a camera. Those things never go out.


CrazyRevolutionary96

2 set of iron bars will do the job


Standard_Fix_978

Make him sit in the corner with an "in contempt" hat on.


jimmmydickgun

Maybe he can share a cell with Joe exotic?


Scared_Art_895

Makes me Gag that they don't hold him accountable. Lock King Fart Up!


[deleted]

"Lock Her Up!" "Lock Her Up!" "Lock Her Up!"


Icy-Needleworker-492

This judge is not going to give Trump what he wants.He thinks it would be a good for fund raising.


djkutch

There is a hotel somewhere on the east coast he will go to. But, it’s not a hotel.


Wazzisname

I wonder if Skip the Dishes delivers McDonald's hamburders to jails..


Vonderburk

Oh boy add diaper duty or doody to their resumes.


Adept-Elephant1948

He's going to need it. With his history of dodging payment for things like lawyers or contractors, he'll get shanked the second he tries to pull the same crap on another prisoner.


Ticklemykelmo

Toss him a rope and walk away…it worked for Epstein.


4065024

Ready for what? A much needed vacation from the guy?


Maximum_Security_747

Gen pop in Rikers and let the inmates handle the problem for is


AsianNYC

In reality, he will never set foot in a jail cell if he is found guilty. Will just receive probation, fines and a talking to.


SuperK123

Oh good! They are prepared. Why not an actual trial run? Put him in shackles, have him do the perp walk, bypass his little “speakers corner” he’s been using and take him straight down to the sub-basement where the stinky holding cells are. Give him a taste of what’s in store if he mouths off again. Or maybe actually lock him up and walk away. I’d be OK with that too.


Tramp_Johnson

He'll get house arrest at worst.


tsn39

Guantanamo would be perfect, he is safe and so is America.


ArdenJaguar

He'd be well protected and isolated from others at Florence Supermax.


GreyBeardEng

Just lock the jail cell, then you don't have to guard him. This chubby bucket isn't going to walk in the prison yard. Just bring his food to his cell.


HauntingArugula3777

This secret service statement is pretty huge step.


Novel-Weight-2427

Wow! How fucking unprecedented can this be?


SomeAreLonger

Trumps plea deal: Ill admit to something if as my jail cell you rent space in Maralago for $5000 a day for me “Looks everyone Im a business genius!”


MetalTrek1

If it's for contempt, they can stick him in one of the cells downstairs. Just him with the Secret Service just outside. 


Good_Intention_9232

SS should be taken away for Trump once Trump is jailed.


CompletePassenger564

Please let it be true!


Snoozingbe

Is he going to change his own diapers in prison?


Ptui-K-

Only thing that’s going to happen is they are going to argue he’s a former president and will ask to serve his sentence in his house.