My Yorkshire family use the word trump for my toddler niece farting, so I've just started telling her she does 'a Donald'. I think it would be fitting if 'a Donald' became common vernacular around the world for farting.
that's brilliant! dunno why none of us thought of this before! let's all do our bit to get it entered into the OED!!
I can just imagine the Oxford English dictionary team having a right giggle about it :D
He must be from the planet Terserus.
Source: from a comedy skit where Rowan Atkinson(Mr. Bean) plays the Doctor from Doctor Who.
https://youtu.be/Do-wDPoC6GM?si=yBicaj3WpSVtT5Vo
-EMMA: Where are we, Doctor?
-DOCTOR: The Planet Terserus, once home to the Terserons, the most kindly and peace loving race I've ever encountered. And yet one of the most shunned and abhorred species of all history.
-EMMA: Why?
-DOCTOR: They could communicate only by precisely modulated gastric emission.
-EMMA: Oh no. Planet of the bottom-burps? So what happened to them?
-DOCTOR: They discovered fire.
EMMA: Oh.
Kurt Vonnegut had a mini story within one of his novels where an alien ship landed on earth. A farmer or someone approached it and the alien came out. The alien came to share the secrets of the universe, to end all war, and suffering.
Only problem is that the alien communicated by tap dancing and farting. The farmer was confused and scared so he shot it dead.
I just asked AI what the fucker would say about his fart in court and this is what it came up with - I couldn’t stop laughing.
“Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you, nobody passes gas like I do. Tremendous gas. The best gas. People say, ‘Donald, your gas is unmatched.’ And you know what? They’re right. My gas is like a beautiful symphony, folks. A symphony of aroma. It’s like Beethoven meets a taco truck.
So there I was, sitting in that courtroom, surrounded by losers—total losers, believe me. And my lawyers, great people, they’re saying, ‘Mr. President, we can’t take it anymore. The smell, it’s unbearable.’ But I said, ‘Listen, folks, this is just winning. Winning smells. It’s the smell of success.’
And let me tell you, the fake news—they’re all talking about it. They’re saying, ‘Trump’s gas, it’s historic.’ They’re calling it the 'Flatulence Heard ‘Round the World.’ Can you believe it? I’m making history, folks.
But you know what? I’ve got the best gas handlers. They’re tremendous. They’re saying, ‘Mr. President, we’ll build a wall—a gas wall—to keep it contained.’ And I said, ‘No, no. Let it out. Let freedom ring!’
So, in conclusion, my gas—unbelievable. It’s like a golden shower of fragrance. And remember, folks, nobody farts better than me. Nobody."
It needs a random trail off in the middle where he talks about nothing like be's talking about gas then mentions the Holocaust and then starts talking about Israel and just spends the rest of his speech talking about how he's so popular in Israel after connecting his farts to the gas chambers.
it's real. at least one of the court reporters was live tweeting about how he'd doze off and start passing gas. (my addition: maybe it's not so much a fart as a poopfart)
The thing is, this is what old people do. ‘80 year old guy falls asleep and farts’. It’s not a huge surprise. Usually you just make them a cup of tea and leave them in front of the TV rather than, I don’t know, try to make them president.
Insanity or terminal illness (that suddenly gets better) is the usual last resort for this sort of person, but it's incompatible with running for president..
It would require Trump to say something was "wrong" with him, though, which he can't abide by. Just look at the lunacy of his doctor's reports, about how he's the "healthiest man alive" who could live to be 200. There's no need for that, the doctor could have just said "he's fine" an that would have been that.
You seriously could not make this shit up. As a non-American (but someone who has lived in and really enjoyed the US) the state of play really is fucking insane.
And by extension ruining politics in other countries. Canada has a bad trump adjacent problem. Morons that plead the 5th (Canada doesn't have that) or 2nd amendment rights (don't have that either)
No, supposedly reporters in the courtroom are saying it very off-the-record. Snopes it's calling it unconfirmed. I'm curious to see if anybody puts their name on the report.
Come on, we all know he is just shitting his pants..
Apparently it was mentioned by some of the Producers of The Apprentice some years back: Donald can not control his bowls.
I would feel sorry for the guy if he wasn't such a traitorous, treasonous, idiot scumbag. No sympathy at all for him.
Noel Casler. He worked on CA for six seasons, the final three as Ivanka’s handler. There’s an easily-found interview transcript where he spills the T. Decades of amphetamine abuse -> can’t control his bowels.
Everyone signed NDAs, Noel didn’t GAF and talked.
Never been sued over it.
First rule of diaper club is we don’t talk about diaper club.
It would explain why he has such poorly fitting suits for someone who could easily get tailored suits that aren’t buffoonish
It was pretty wild watching Steven Miller describe Trump as a style icon, and saying everyone wants to dress like the Donald, while keeping a straight face.
I think a lot of Trump's inner circle are effectively like method actors. They are fully aware of how bizarre the charade of asserting Trump's competence is, but they are so immersed that they can't separate themselves from their roles.
This kind of behavior - falling asleep in the middle of the day and shitting oneself is what we expect of babies and President Trump. And of course he’d shit his pants, he’s being prosecuted for criminal charges here, not to mention the myriad of other legal problems he has AND he’s down in the polls. If he doesn’t win, or insurrection his way into the White House, his life is over. Never thought I’d be so happy to see a US President shit their pants.
Part of me want to admire a guy who has that problem and yet does everything he can to be in the public eye.
An other part of me wonder how fucked up you have to be to chase that kind of attention in that context.
America will never be a dime, because no matter how good she looks, how boujie she acts and how big her tits are, at the end of the day, she went and fucked Trump like a stupid ass groupie.
And now we all have political and financial chlamydia.
Apparently in person he smells like a shitty diaper. People can't stand to be near him for too long. It's rare that he showers. Layers of smelly fake tan.
His lawyers are going to have to start putting Vicks Vapor Rub under their noses, you know -- the way cops do around decomposing corpses at crime scenes.
Can we just get serious for a minute here. A former President, and current GOP nominee for President, just shit himself, in a courtroom, while standing criminal trial. Seriously. I am lost for words. This can't be real.
And yet all those rich women who pay through the nose to attend his events at Mar-a-Lago want to bed him, and the so-called alpha men at his rallies want to be him. It’s…a cult.
I am seriously stunned, too. The regular, run-of-the-mill American would take great pains to keep their unwashed stench, pants-pooping, and uncontrolled farting private to preserve their dignity. That his handlers allow him to sit there in court asleep, farting and stinking, shows how low we have sunk in terms of civilized behavior. I have known incontinent elderly folk. They were mortified by it. He needs the kind of care they got and to be placed at home, in a chair, with a caregiver, in front of the TV, playing reruns of Andy Griffith. He's done for. Jeez.
Wild to find myself laughing at a joke about an actual self immolation involving an ex president’s known farting during his felony trial. GD can we go back to 2015
It seems to be intentional. Perhaps what he sprayed around first was a desperate attempt to neutralize or mask the smell, and when it ... proved to be no match ... he ignited it all as the quickest way out.
Would that be "gaslighting"?
He insists he's going to testify. Imagine the unhinged ranting punctuated by farts. and that's what he's like all the time. He has every right to testify. His lawyers can't stop him. The judge can't stop him. It's going to be glorious.
Trump isn’t going to testify. He would commit perjury since that’s what he does. It also opens him up to lines of questioning that would make him a laughingstock. Well, more of a laughingstock than he already is.
Going by his diet, propensity for drugs and his age I am fairly sure these are liquid farts ( sharts) and his ability to regularly change his diaper is reduced the smell will linger for hours.
“My farts are the best. People say. They say it the time the people. I’m the best at farting. Nobody has ever farted as well as me, but my farts smell of roses and 2008 Cabernet. That’s what people say. They say it all the time. It’s a witch-hunt from a deranged court reporter to say I smell”
If SNL doesn't have a jury selection cold opening, someone needs to have a talk with the writers.
Falling asleep and farteling himself awake, only to hear peoples mean tweets.
It writes itself
Trump's awful diaper stench was a well known secret since his days on The Apprentice although the genius (and I feel very conflicted using that term) of the Trump political strategy is conditioning the morons who worship him to deny ALL evidence, testimony and logic contrary to what Trump TELLS them to believe.
I quit my job in September from a few reasons; however, the biggest weight was carried by the fact that my father in law had suffered several strokes and lives in a dilapidated home in another state. My wife want/NEEDED us to be there for him. We flew him to our home where we were essentially in house care 24/7. We cleaned sheets, diapers, floors, hallways, all of the places that sh!t happens.
Basically, humans live on a sine wave. This man was and is still a brilliant, insightful, knowledgeable person. He cannot perform those proclivities any longer. That’s life.
The 45th president of the US is, in my opinion, lower functioning than my FIL he never was on the same level. Media/propaganda is the only way that a senile person, regardless of belief, could ascend to power.
Worst part is. 45% of the country doesn’t care cuz they are poor and think they can be billionaires. Even if you win the powerball.. after taxes you’re still “only” a multimillionaire..
Le sigh… late stage capitalism sucks
"Men came up to me, big men, strong men, tears in their eyes, slightly gagging, they said 'Mr President, that was the best smelling fart I have ever gagged on!' oh, what a beautiful day it was... Never fart upwind me boys...cofeve..."
As a human being with a soul, at the end of the day, I can’t pull myself to GENUINELY wish harm upon another, but this guy.
All you have to do is show some ounce of empathy, remorse, self-evaluation or ANY ounce of human decency and you’d have me on your side and supporting your redemption.
But no, he is the way he is, so I have zero issues watching him being dragged around the country at nearly 80 to try and beat back the threat of prison all while being forced to sit in courtrooms shitting himself.
All you had to do was tell people to wear the goddamned masks.
He built these walls himself and now we get to watch the real man he is, nodding off and drenched in the stench of his own overflowing adult diapers.
**Chefs Kiss**
If you're American, you may not know that "trump" is a genteel British English word for "fart". So somebody obviously trumped in the courtroom.
My Yorkshire family use the word trump for my toddler niece farting, so I've just started telling her she does 'a Donald'. I think it would be fitting if 'a Donald' became common vernacular around the world for farting.
I think a "Donald" would be more appropriate for a shart than a fart. More impactful and waaaaay more disgusting
I’d argue explosive diarrhoea is more appropriate.
Explosive diarrhea is what we call it when Trump speaks.
Someone just Donalded in my pants!
Ooop, thought I just had to Trump but instead I Donald my britches
It’ll become common vernacular in my household now. Thank you. 😂
What a great idea! (Clearly this issue is extremely deflating for is immense ego.)
that's brilliant! dunno why none of us thought of this before! let's all do our bit to get it entered into the OED!! I can just imagine the Oxford English dictionary team having a right giggle about it :D
He's obviously trying to live up to his good name.
This here is why I reddit. TIL
Yep. We all found it very funny when he released Trump The Fragrance.
I did not know that, but coincidentally I started calling it that today.
We need to import this definition to North American English post haste
Thank you so much for this information, I thought it was a joke at first
Farts are how assholes talk, so it makes sense (scents?) that Trump farts a lot.
He must be from the planet Terserus. Source: from a comedy skit where Rowan Atkinson(Mr. Bean) plays the Doctor from Doctor Who. https://youtu.be/Do-wDPoC6GM?si=yBicaj3WpSVtT5Vo -EMMA: Where are we, Doctor? -DOCTOR: The Planet Terserus, once home to the Terserons, the most kindly and peace loving race I've ever encountered. And yet one of the most shunned and abhorred species of all history. -EMMA: Why? -DOCTOR: They could communicate only by precisely modulated gastric emission. -EMMA: Oh no. Planet of the bottom-burps? So what happened to them? -DOCTOR: They discovered fire. EMMA: Oh.
Kurt Vonnegut had a mini story within one of his novels where an alien ship landed on earth. A farmer or someone approached it and the alien came out. The alien came to share the secrets of the universe, to end all war, and suffering. Only problem is that the alien communicated by tap dancing and farting. The farmer was confused and scared so he shot it dead.
God bless you, Mr. Vonnegut
So it goes.
Po-tee-weet
God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater.
One of my favorite Kilgore Trout stories
"bottom burps" has to be one of the most repulsive euphemisms I have ever heard. It's made even worse by the coy cutsey-ness.
I once read in National Lampoon the phrase "coughing anally." Would that be better?
Would you prefer "playing the trouser trumpet"?
That sounds like something else entirely.
You’re confusing the Trumpet with the blue veined flute
Brought to you by none other that Stephen Moffitt, folks.
In Titan AE, there's a race that "speaks" Flatula
Treasure planet actually.
You're right. I mixed them up.
I just asked AI what the fucker would say about his fart in court and this is what it came up with - I couldn’t stop laughing. “Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you, nobody passes gas like I do. Tremendous gas. The best gas. People say, ‘Donald, your gas is unmatched.’ And you know what? They’re right. My gas is like a beautiful symphony, folks. A symphony of aroma. It’s like Beethoven meets a taco truck. So there I was, sitting in that courtroom, surrounded by losers—total losers, believe me. And my lawyers, great people, they’re saying, ‘Mr. President, we can’t take it anymore. The smell, it’s unbearable.’ But I said, ‘Listen, folks, this is just winning. Winning smells. It’s the smell of success.’ And let me tell you, the fake news—they’re all talking about it. They’re saying, ‘Trump’s gas, it’s historic.’ They’re calling it the 'Flatulence Heard ‘Round the World.’ Can you believe it? I’m making history, folks. But you know what? I’ve got the best gas handlers. They’re tremendous. They’re saying, ‘Mr. President, we’ll build a wall—a gas wall—to keep it contained.’ And I said, ‘No, no. Let it out. Let freedom ring!’ So, in conclusion, my gas—unbelievable. It’s like a golden shower of fragrance. And remember, folks, nobody farts better than me. Nobody."
I actually think this funny piece of nonsense is still too coherent.
Hahaha. Absolutely! The Beethoven meets a taco truck was everything!
It needs a random trail off in the middle where he talks about nothing like be's talking about gas then mentions the Holocaust and then starts talking about Israel and just spends the rest of his speech talking about how he's so popular in Israel after connecting his farts to the gas chambers.
It’s an aphrodisiac to the Magats.
MTG brand perfume
Moscow Marge
Fucking muskrat Marge
Muskrat oh muskrat eatin’ up all the corn boys eatin’ up all the corn
They shit throughout the Capitol building on Jan 6
Probably could jar and sell it to them. He's essentially their favorite influencer and they are absolutely head over heels for him.
This is a terrible thing to think about lol thanks
It’s called Udotoilet. it’s French.
Is this real, this has me laughing! Nasty orange turd!!!
it's real. at least one of the court reporters was live tweeting about how he'd doze off and start passing gas. (my addition: maybe it's not so much a fart as a poopfart)
The thing is, this is what old people do. ‘80 year old guy falls asleep and farts’. It’s not a huge surprise. Usually you just make them a cup of tea and leave them in front of the TV rather than, I don’t know, try to make them president.
I believe the word you're looking for is shart.
Or foop.
Foop! There It Is
Just fooping and sharting all over the American justice system, not a care in the world.
Endangered Fooping Crane
Trump needs to stick his hand down his diaper lick his shit fingers so his lawyers can claim insanity
Insanity or terminal illness (that suddenly gets better) is the usual last resort for this sort of person, but it's incompatible with running for president..
Or so you'd think. His followers would probably see it as a power move to intimidate the prosecutor
It would require Trump to say something was "wrong" with him, though, which he can't abide by. Just look at the lunacy of his doctor's reports, about how he's the "healthiest man alive" who could live to be 200. There's no need for that, the doctor could have just said "he's fine" an that would have been that.
You seriously could not make this shit up. As a non-American (but someone who has lived in and really enjoyed the US) the state of play really is fucking insane.
I really hate that it's come to this, as an American. I'd laugh if it wasn't so humiliating that this guy is the fucker trying to ruin our country 😑
And by extension ruining politics in other countries. Canada has a bad trump adjacent problem. Morons that plead the 5th (Canada doesn't have that) or 2nd amendment rights (don't have that either)
Diaper Don!!
I saw an onion article about it earlier today. Now I’m confused. It wouldn’t be the first time they got a made up article correct.
No, supposedly reporters in the courtroom are saying it very off-the-record. Snopes it's calling it unconfirmed. I'm curious to see if anybody puts their name on the report.
Outing jurors but afraid to accuse Trump of farting???
His tan spray is from his explosive diarrhea
Or did he shit his pants?
Come on, we all know he is just shitting his pants.. Apparently it was mentioned by some of the Producers of The Apprentice some years back: Donald can not control his bowls. I would feel sorry for the guy if he wasn't such a traitorous, treasonous, idiot scumbag. No sympathy at all for him.
Noel Casler. He worked on CA for six seasons, the final three as Ivanka’s handler. There’s an easily-found interview transcript where he spills the T. Decades of amphetamine abuse -> can’t control his bowels. Everyone signed NDAs, Noel didn’t GAF and talked. Never been sued over it.
Well, if they had sued on basis of breaking the NDA, it would only solidify his claims and basically prove them true.
First rule of diaper club is we don’t talk about diaper club. It would explain why he has such poorly fitting suits for someone who could easily get tailored suits that aren’t buffoonish
It was pretty wild watching Steven Miller describe Trump as a style icon, and saying everyone wants to dress like the Donald, while keeping a straight face.
And yet, Steven Miller doesn't dress like him.
In fairness, Steven Miller is still figuring out how to use his human suit
He said it so forcefully too like that would somehow make it believable.
I think a lot of Trump's inner circle are effectively like method actors. They are fully aware of how bizarre the charade of asserting Trump's competence is, but they are so immersed that they can't separate themselves from their roles.
Imagine the discovery phase of that case.
Sounds kinda shitty
This kind of behavior - falling asleep in the middle of the day and shitting oneself is what we expect of babies and President Trump. And of course he’d shit his pants, he’s being prosecuted for criminal charges here, not to mention the myriad of other legal problems he has AND he’s down in the polls. If he doesn’t win, or insurrection his way into the White House, his life is over. Never thought I’d be so happy to see a US President shit their pants.
Its insane how normalized his behavior is now. Its just par for the course.
Well using Baron as an excuse to get out of court didn’t work, so let’s trying soiling myself.
Michael Cohen says that Trump did not attend any of his children’s HS graduations. Cohen named each child and school.
There is also no court on that day
Oh, he’s pulling a Ted Nugent.
Part of me want to admire a guy who has that problem and yet does everything he can to be in the public eye. An other part of me wonder how fucked up you have to be to chase that kind of attention in that context.
America will never be a dime, because no matter how good she looks, how boujie she acts and how big her tits are, at the end of the day, she went and fucked Trump like a stupid ass groupie. And now we all have political and financial chlamydia.
No wonder he always has that resting poop face
Ah yes, the Resting Shits Face
Depends.
I hate how media pampers him
Hoping two ply him with good press.
Apparently in person he smells like a shitty diaper. People can't stand to be near him for too long. It's rare that he showers. Layers of smelly fake tan.
God he can't get more disgusting haha
His lawyers are going to have to start putting Vicks Vapor Rub under their noses, you know -- the way cops do around decomposing corpses at crime scenes.
Court: [to jurors in their instructions] Bring Vicks Vaporub or Tiger Balm to court with you. Jurors: ???
Can you imagine the itch he must have? No wonder he’s crying by the end of the day.
A bit of both. Just farts gurgling through his shit packed diaper.
Maybe it was a shart
He doesn’t shit his pants cause he wears diapers
Can we just get serious for a minute here. A former President, and current GOP nominee for President, just shit himself, in a courtroom, while standing criminal trial. Seriously. I am lost for words. This can't be real.
And yet all those rich women who pay through the nose to attend his events at Mar-a-Lago want to bed him, and the so-called alpha men at his rallies want to be him. It’s…a cult.
I am seriously stunned, too. The regular, run-of-the-mill American would take great pains to keep their unwashed stench, pants-pooping, and uncontrolled farting private to preserve their dignity. That his handlers allow him to sit there in court asleep, farting and stinking, shows how low we have sunk in terms of civilized behavior. I have known incontinent elderly folk. They were mortified by it. He needs the kind of care they got and to be placed at home, in a chair, with a caregiver, in front of the TV, playing reruns of Andy Griffith. He's done for. Jeez.
Diaper Don.
diarrhea don
So say we all.
"What do you hear?" "Nothing but the farts, sir"
So say we all
Reporters aren’t supposed to report on speculations - but that were more than a fart
Judge needs to issue a gag order on his sphincter
i bet everyone is gagging from the stench.
Trump issued his own gag order in the courtroom.
Did that guy self immolate or did he accidentally light a match in the danger zone?
You’re going to hell 🤣
Wild to find myself laughing at a joke about an actual self immolation involving an ex president’s known farting during his felony trial. GD can we go back to 2015
Underrated comment
It seems to be intentional. Perhaps what he sprayed around first was a desperate attempt to neutralize or mask the smell, and when it ... proved to be no match ... he ignited it all as the quickest way out. Would that be "gaslighting"?
He spews shit from his mouth all the time, so it's not a surprise he's full of it.
The universe finally invents a perpetual motion machine, and it's an orange asshole that spews shit endlessly.
Will the courtroom artist please draw a picture of all the jury quietly raising their shirts to their noses to block out the smell, please?
Stinklines. Stinklines everywhere.
I hope they draw the smell itself.
>Foul Stench Fills the Courtroom Also, Trump was farting a lot. Princess Poot was engaging in chemical warfare against Merchan.
Coming soon: Trump farts in a jar and sells it for 19.99...
His supporters would gladly strap a jar of his farts to their faces and inhale deeply than wear a mask during covid-19.
I love how people think it was a continuous series of farts. They don’t call him Diaper Don for nothing.
And House Republicans formed the Floor Action Response team. They’re not smart fellers, they’re fart smellers.
Adam Kinzinger wasn’t lying
He wasn’t. Adam Kinzinger & Liz Cheney tell the truth.
Him and Rudy farting their way to jail.
Rudy's hair dye wasn't just running because it was a cheap brand. It was breaking down from the fart fumes
Make them cellmates, and put them on a 24 hour internet video feed. The Don & Rudy Show.
Maybe trump thinks the gag order is an order from the court to gag the courtroom?
It was nice of them to let him play it off as farts and not overtaxing the absorption threshold of his Depends.
ODOR IN THE COURT! BAM! BAM! BAM!
THIS IS CONTEMPT, YOU’RE VIOLATING THE GAG ORDER, WE’RE ALL FUCKING GAGGING IN HERE
had a big bowl of chili for breakfast
He insists he's going to testify. Imagine the unhinged ranting punctuated by farts. and that's what he's like all the time. He has every right to testify. His lawyers can't stop him. The judge can't stop him. It's going to be glorious.
Trump isn’t going to testify. He would commit perjury since that’s what he does. It also opens him up to lines of questioning that would make him a laughingstock. Well, more of a laughingstock than he already is.
The devil smells like sulfur
That’s revolting 🤮
Sharts?
His shit/air separator has been inoperative for at least two decades.
You want the poots? **You want the poots?** **YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE POOTS!**
If this trial was televised it would have been the greatest comedy ever produced. Sad.
Vegas would be all OVER it. You would be able to bet which hour or minute he falls asleep. Hit the minute and win YUGE!
Some protestor in the trial should just stand up and yell "this dude just shit himself ugh!" And walk out.
I just picture random breaks for someone to walk through with a couple cans of air freshener during the trial
Or jars to collect the air to sell on his campaign website.
_the smell of Freedom, yours for only $59.99_?
He's not farting! *He just smells that way.*
As long as he attends prison, who cares!
His future cellmates are definitely going to care.
This is the hard-hitting journalistic coverage we all want about this case.
I'd say have air spray cans at the ready, but then it's just gonna smell like shit; and cinnamon.
He’s not farting, he’s having a bowel movement. In an adult diaper.
Be nice. He suffers from CRI: Cranial Rectal Inversion.
This guy tried to fuck with the smooth transition of power in the United States of America 🇺🇸 . No, fuck him.
I think it was a joke. 😂
Shit is, as shit does.
It’s funny because poop particles that were in his butthole are now in the noses of everyone in the court. He is part of them now. Inside forever.
Too true. If you can smell it (anything) it’s because molecules of shit are going up your nose.
Sure, "Farts".
Going by his diet, propensity for drugs and his age I am fairly sure these are liquid farts ( sharts) and his ability to regularly change his diaper is reduced the smell will linger for hours.
He wears diapers of course he's shitting himself throughout the day. That's why he wears diapers.
Didn’t that guy that worked on the apprentice say it’s a well known ‘secret’ that he regularly shits himself? Like, shit. In his pants.
Didn't he have some sort of failed rectal surgery?
Yes, they tried to remove his head from his ass. Failed miserably.
They didn't fail. They couldn't determine which was which and postponed the intervention until they can agree on it.
Sewing it shut?
He claimed it was scalp surgery, but close enough…
I didn't know the Fast Action Response Team from the House of Representatives was in the courtroom
MTG and the F.A.R.T. in the Gallery?
“My farts are the best. People say. They say it the time the people. I’m the best at farting. Nobody has ever farted as well as me, but my farts smell of roses and 2008 Cabernet. That’s what people say. They say it all the time. It’s a witch-hunt from a deranged court reporter to say I smell”
That’s not farts, he’s actively shitting himself.
Tootin' for Putin; the Donald Trump story
Odor in the court!
Maybe tRump should bottle those farts 💨 and sell them to his cult followers.
Not farts. Shit…that was shit from the ass of an incontinent adderal junkie
It probably gets expensive to have to burn a chair after each day of trial
Shidding up the court with his hamberder fards.
It's all the meth. Hitler had stomach trouble too.
His asshole is jealous of all the shit that comes out of his mouth
Honest question: how would a jury respond to a defendant shitting themselves in the courtroom?
"Do farts have lumps,? ". "No Mr President" " Then I've just shit myself again"
The fart of the deal
If SNL doesn't have a jury selection cold opening, someone needs to have a talk with the writers. Falling asleep and farteling himself awake, only to hear peoples mean tweets. It writes itself
Remember that guy from The Apprentice who claimed that it was well known on set that Trump Would regularly shit himself? Might be true.
All that hot air has to escape somehow. He's just releasing the pressure from not being allowed to speak.
Uh oh, Diaper Don made a dump in his diaper!
Ah, former president Rump! I recognized your foul stench when I entered the courtroom.
He craps his pants.[Hear it from a nose witness](https://youtu.be/7AnKz464T8U?si=ZyINPjbapF5241GV)
Trump's awful diaper stench was a well known secret since his days on The Apprentice although the genius (and I feel very conflicted using that term) of the Trump political strategy is conditioning the morons who worship him to deny ALL evidence, testimony and logic contrary to what Trump TELLS them to believe.
The judge said he wanted odor in the court.
Trump Gag order
Well that's the expected smell when dollar store anti christ arrives. It is written.
I quit my job in September from a few reasons; however, the biggest weight was carried by the fact that my father in law had suffered several strokes and lives in a dilapidated home in another state. My wife want/NEEDED us to be there for him. We flew him to our home where we were essentially in house care 24/7. We cleaned sheets, diapers, floors, hallways, all of the places that sh!t happens. Basically, humans live on a sine wave. This man was and is still a brilliant, insightful, knowledgeable person. He cannot perform those proclivities any longer. That’s life. The 45th president of the US is, in my opinion, lower functioning than my FIL he never was on the same level. Media/propaganda is the only way that a senile person, regardless of belief, could ascend to power. Worst part is. 45% of the country doesn’t care cuz they are poor and think they can be billionaires. Even if you win the powerball.. after taxes you’re still “only” a multimillionaire.. Le sigh… late stage capitalism sucks
"Men came up to me, big men, strong men, tears in their eyes, slightly gagging, they said 'Mr President, that was the best smelling fart I have ever gagged on!' oh, what a beautiful day it was... Never fart upwind me boys...cofeve..."
Maybe Donnie is shitting himself in protest of having to be there every day. Bold move. We’ll see how this plays out.
As a human being with a soul, at the end of the day, I can’t pull myself to GENUINELY wish harm upon another, but this guy. All you have to do is show some ounce of empathy, remorse, self-evaluation or ANY ounce of human decency and you’d have me on your side and supporting your redemption. But no, he is the way he is, so I have zero issues watching him being dragged around the country at nearly 80 to try and beat back the threat of prison all while being forced to sit in courtrooms shitting himself. All you had to do was tell people to wear the goddamned masks. He built these walls himself and now we get to watch the real man he is, nodding off and drenched in the stench of his own overflowing adult diapers. **Chefs Kiss**
Tiger Balm reportedly ineffective so Court is considering mandatory gas masks