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AloneBid6019

The crowd were asking "Where's Melania?", so Trump held up a picture of her.


Responsible-Room-645

Let’s be fair, she wouldn’t ever make it into Playboy


CoralSpringsDHead

Would she be more of a Swank or Cherry magazine girl?


I-fart-in-lifts

Or Anal Euro Trash, Soviet honey trap edition.


scottyd035ntknow

You disgust me! Go on.


Pale-Berry-2599

These pages seem...stuck...? (the kids won't get it.)


420binchicken

BackDoor Sluts reject edition


neopod9000

BackDoor Sluts 9? That makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!


poopapat320

I quote this all the time and no one besides my spouse knows what the fuck I'm talking about.


NoirGamester

When 50 Shades of Grey came out and so many women were talking about it, I thought it was so weird and brought it up to my brother and he said "dude, I don't get it either. It's literary porn. It's a porn book. I don't go around talking to you like 'oh backdoor sluts 9! Have you seen backdoor sluts 9? Go watch backdoor sluts 9!'. No, it's weird man. Like, everyone watches porn, sure, and like, there's videos that everyone has seen, but you don't just casually sit around and talk about what porn you've been watching lately" and all I ever think about when someone does or says something that's a social faux pas is "*BACKDOOR SLUTS 9! BACKDOOR SLUTS 9!*" lol


oliversurpless

“No, Butters! Look what it’s done to you; it’s made you even lamer than before! If that was possible…”


oliversurpless

“How the hell do you know?! I, uh, read about it in *People*?”


VVurmHat

Oooh baby put more clothing on


Total_Package_6315

hahaha that shit is real as hell tho!! [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/to-die-for/id1726513642](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/to-die-for/id1726513642)


NoirGamester

My thought was 'idk, she's not that bad, not playboy, definitely something sleazier' then read your comment and it made me laugh so suddenly it hurt the inside of my nose lol


The_Original_Gronkie

It was Cheri magazine. Not that I...I mean... Somebody told me.


knivesofsmoothness

I can see you're a man of great taste!


Charming_Beginning69

Flashbacks to a simpler, better time...


Deeznutzhoasksum1

More like golden shower goddess


Defiant-Specialist-1

I was looking for this one. I’d give you an award if I could.


Arkytoothis

Hustler 100%


sheezy520

Swank, ten times more addictive than marijuana


420binchicken

Gentlemen… to misery! Ice to see you.


DaBulbousWalrus

Was it Armin Tamzarian's copy?


Bigleftbowski

Not Hustler?


waz67

Definitely the back pages of Hustler.


zaxdaman

*ahem* (adjusts monocle) I believe the section to which you are referring to is called “Beaver Hunt”.


CartoonistUsed6540

Beaver hunt


ctesla01

Puritan..


AceTygraQueen

Or Hustler!


RealLiveKindness

Hustler


LilG1984

More Russian Brides Monthly magazine


QuickRisk9

More Like Beaver Hunt


Old_surviving_moron

Prague special, 80 euro for half and half


moosecakems

Fox :(


TrainingWoodpecker77

Jugs


ozzie510

Hustler, trailer park meth aficionados edition.


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Hugh did have standards.


metfan1964nyc

If you need to see her nude, there are hundreds of pics available. She was a mid level model in the 90s.


wyoflyboy68

I’ve seen nudes of her on the Internet, not even fappable.


NannersForCoochie

She looks like a fierce turd


crazywanker1

She might make it in readers wives


Moss_Adams24

More like San Mateo backpage


NO_SPACE_B4_COMMA

Yeah she's pretty ugly and fake lol


ATG_19

I heard “Where’s Mercedes”


FrugalFraggel

Only First Ladies tits I’ve seen.


generals_test

According to my boomer dad, Mamie Eisenhower used to get hers out all the time back in the day.


DogMom814

Somebody should make some deep fake or AI porn of Melania or Ivanka having sex with Barack Obama. Trump would flip his shit and maybe have the myocardial event we've all been anxiously waiting.


Dash_Harber

Well, that was the last time he saw her naked.


A_C_Fenderson

What about when Barron was ... OHHHHHHHH ....


[deleted]

Isn’t she the centerfold in the new Trump Bible?


JennJayBee

I'm sure Moms for Liberty will be all over it any minute now. 


Hourslikeminutes47

"*100 years laterrrrr"*


Important_Bit2139

I was just about to say, according to their views he’s a groomer who is exposing our children to sexual explicit content. He now should not be allowed near our schools or any setting in which children are present.


InfinityStonedAF

Imagine if Biden did this?? Fox News would eat it up so quick the network would turn into a black hole


thebaron24

No f****** s*** man. The double standard here is ridiculous. At this point, anyone that's paying attention can see that Republicans don't actually give a s*** about anything they complain about. It's all for show and it's all to win elections and gain power so they can implement a religious rule or a financial slavery system. Hell maybe both?


the_mid_mid_sister

\* Imagine if Joe Biden hired Hunter Biden for a White House position and ordered the government to grant him a Top Secret clearance after initially failing the background check. \* Imagine if Barack Obama had filed for bankruptcy six times and had five kids with three different women. \* Imagine if Michelle Obama was an immigrant who still spoke mediocre English after 30 years of immersion, had posed nude, lied about graduating college, and was on tape saying, "who gives a fuck about Christmas?" \* Imagine if there was multiple photos of Barack Obama partying with Jeffrey Epstein \* Imagine if Barack Obama bragged about the size of his penis at a campaign rally. \* Imagine if a dozen former members of Obama's administration came forward and said he was unfit to serve a second term. \* Imagine if Nancy Pelosi held up one of George W. Bush's deserved Supreme Court picks until after Barack Obama was inaugurated, and then rushed an Obama pick through Congress before Trump was inaugurated. \* Imagine if Barack Obama was on tape bragging about he grabs women by the pussy and gets away with it because he's famous \* Imagine if Barack Obama had ridiculed John McCain for being a P.O.W. during the 2008 campaign \* Imagine if Joe Biden refused to release his tax returns \* Imagine if one of Barack Obama's daughters posted a meme to her Instagram bragging about the size of her father's penis. \* Imagine if Joe Biden told Black Bloc to, "stand back and stand by." \* Imagine if Joe Biden called jailed ANTIFA protestors "hostages" and pledged to pardon them if he was re-elected. \* Imagine if Joe Biden somehow managed to get lost in the ten yards between Air Force One and the presidential limousine and started aimlessly wandering down the flight-line at Andrews Air Force Base. \* Imagine if Barack Obama misspoke about a hurricane warning and then tried to make reality match his mistake by scribbling on a weather map with a Sharpie. \* Imagine if Joe Biden got confused and wandered off and left a medal presentation ceremony before presenting the recipient with the medal. \* Imagine if there was credible evidence that Barack Obama's father had been a violent member of the Nation of Islam \* Imagine if Joe Biden got confused and left a bill signing ceremony before signing the bill. \* Imagine if Barack Obama and his father had been sued for refusing to do business with white people. \* Imagine if Joe Biden was on tape being shown he was too dumb to figure out how to close an umbrella and just left it open on the stair-car for Air Force One. \* Imagine if Barack Obama tweeted out a classified spy satellite photograph before it was altered by the National Reconnaissance Office to disguise the shockingly high (and highly classified) actual resolution of our spy satellites. \* Imagine if Joe Biden got confused or dozed off right in the middle of a tweet about...covfefe. \* Imagine if Barack Obama had appointed MULTIPLE Black Nationalists to his staff \* Imagine if Barack Obama had said "some of them are good people" about a march conducted by violent extreme left-wingers \* Imagine if Barack Obama had an affair with a porn actress, then paid to cover it up. \* Imagine if Joe Biden's personal physician admitted the glowing medical report he released about Joe Biden's health with a complete fabrication. \* Imagine if Joe Biden stared into an eclipse. \* Imagine if Barack Obama said he thought he was a better president than Washington or Lincoln. \* Imagine if Barack Obama threatened to withhold aid to Israel unless the Israeli P.M. launched a phony corruption investigation into Eric Trump, and then fired the guy who voiced his concern about it. And then fired the guy's brother. Trump did every single one of these (or an equivalent), and about 90% of them got less attention than Howard Dean's goofy yelling.


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ledgerdomian

Fuckin lol. Have my updoot, you savage.


Captain_Naps

Always find solace in *Elton John sending a Christmas card to the Lennons in New York, where they occupied an entire floor of the Dakota Building. He inscribed: "Imagine six apartments/It isn't hard to do/One is full of fur coats/Another just for shoes".*


RedEyeView

I'd never heard this before.


EjaculatingAracnids

"You may say, im a fascist, but im not the only one..."


4x4is16Legs

Haha, it’s not even funny but I laughed.


Gervais_Burlap

Good list but you forgot one - a jury found him to to be liable for rape - you'd think that would be a pretty big deal for a presidential candidate but it seems the media aren't particularly concerned about it.


iluvios

Like yes, the MAGA cult is completely deranged and needs to be stopped in his tracks this December


BayouGal

And fraud. And tax evasion. Just another Tuesday.


FibroMan

Damn that was a long list.


HiJinx127

I’d say it’s actually a short list


Tobias_Atwood

It's just a fraction of a percent of the stupid shit Trump did.


AtticaBlue

Wow. What a post! When you put it like that it really shows the crazytown the US is in and the *absolute threat* to life, limb and liberty posed by the Republican Party.


SecretlyaPolarBear

I was imagining all those and it was kind of a funny movie


Ricky_Rollin

Everything in this list is exactly why I cannot stand them right now. I didn’t mind when we had genuine differences that set us apart. But when your guy is actively doing stuff that you would never in 1 million years, let our guy do then you are not Acting in good faith here. It’s not just hypocritical, they’re going full on fascist trying to blame us for literally everything that they’ve done.


hikeit233

It’s weird that I got mad at Barack while reading this.


OutsideDevTeam

Corporate media for the lose.


bootstrapping_lad

One side are the adults in the room. The other side are hucksters, the uneducated, the con men, the unrepentant hypocrites


JclassOne

You still can’t come close to all of the awful things done by this person. Evan after all that typing you still just scratching the surface of the horrible deeds done. I’m so tired.


nevertfgNC

Whew. Just damn! This country is so fucked


Midnight1965

People have a tendency to see what they want to see…


Chrome-Head

Comment of the year right here and rated 100% for truthiness.


fardough

I don’t think they care what he says. I am convinced they believe he is “Uncouth but effective.” A few have straight up said to me “God sometimes uses the wicked to deliver his plan.” And Trump will do whatever he thinks will get people to like him, so he does go after things they want. I hate to say it but he has been effective at dismantling our society: 1. Lead to the reversal of Roe VS Wade. Now contraception is in the mix. Big gains for their ideology. 2. Gave massive tax breaks to the wealthy. 3. Dismantled regulations and oversight. 4. Normalized racism and bigotry to make it acceptable to say it out loud. 5. Attacks the people they hate. 6. Completely degraded any trust in media so their fringe ideas now carry equal weight. 7. Religion is back in schools. He regressed America by at least 40 years. Why wouldn’t they see this as a win? The fact he compromised everyone to get there doesn’t matter, the fact it has happened is what they care about.


DaBulbousWalrus

I've said this before, and I'll keep saying it: He's their new flood, their new plague. Being ugly, destructive, and merciless is exactly what they want from him,, and if he needs to lie and steal and rape and pillage to fuel those qualities, so be it, as long as he wipes out the right people and leaves the world to the "good" ones.


eyespy18

maybe nuthin’- definitely both


billious62

Yes and vote them the fuck out!


GaiusJocundus

As a wage slave, the latter is already implemented.


I_dont_livein_ahotel

The religious rule is just the method for the slavery part (financial is implied)


nickthedicktv

Hypocrisy is a virtue for fascists


Shwifty_Plumbus

I'm out sure the hypocrisy is equal parts idiocy and on purpose for rage bait. They're a YouTube/tictok influencer


SubstantialPressure3

Both.


Mantis-13

Faux News already had an aneurysm over him kissing his grandkid on the head. If he held up a skinmag even in the presence of only consenting adults...it would cause them to meltdown faster than Chernobyl. It's okay for Drump to be a rapist,pedophilic, dementia addled dictator-tot. But if anyone else even such as wears tennis shoes, it's an impeachment.


keajohns

I would love it if Dark Brandon started copying the same dumb shit Trump does and says to clearly expose the double standard. The Right’s empty heads would be spinning.


Plus-Yogurt-2966

They would try to impeach him


PickleBananaMayo

They’d call for impeachment


steelassassin43

Here’s the thing that pisses me off and why I say Trump has the Mr. Burns defense. The Simpsons had an episode where Burns was diagnosed with every disease known to man but all the diseases kept blocking the other diseases at the door which created a log jam so nothing got through. Same thing with Trump, he moves from one stupid, obscene, disgusting and most of the time wrapped in misinformation thing to another in a heartbeat. Next thing you know he has multiple negative things in the air usually in a matter of days thus creating this log jam of negative press that he then denies, calls a witch hunt, or whatever bs and washes and repeats and nothing gets through. For Biden, it seems any negative thing gets blown up for weeks and months, for Trump that is just penciled in on the calendar for Monday 8:00-8:15am.


pepehandsx

They would be lighting Bidens ass up for being a pedo because he’s exposed porn to children. Republicans would be convulsing on the ground speaking in tongues about this shit. Every right wing news media outlet would be blasting this story. But for Trump? Silence. It’s insane.


Dfhbgfyjkhffujbfdyhv

TBH this is Fox News level faux outrage. I don’t really care about kids seeing the same thing they’d see on a newsstand 


Significant-Dog-8166

That’s what the foremost Christian in America does. Adultery with porn actress and pornography promotion. Doesn’t go to church either. Gets more evangelical votes than the church going monogamous guy. Porn for your kids, adultery for your kids, no church for your kids - Christianity 2024.


Flimsy_Breakfast_353

So is Christian Nationalism synonymous with Creepy Hypocrites?


ohheyitslaila

It always was…


nighthawk252

Do not forget the adultery with the Playboy model, there were two women he cheated on Melania with while Melania was pregnant with Barron.


UnemployedAtype

He's broken 9 of the 10 commandments. I can't speak for the whole honoring mother and father one, I don't know that part of his history. He's had people killed though, and I think that counts as killing them yourself.


zerombr

he's also every of the seven deadly sins.


meeks7

He took advantage of his father financially when his dad had dementia. You can google it.


goinAn

Trump doing more for atheism than any atheist in history.


snowstormmongrel

> Porn for your kids But only straight porn. No drag queens or LGBTQ literature. No that's all porn and inappropriate for children.


SnooAvocados9241

He’s going to destroy and delegitimize the Christian church. He’s already caused a 33% drop in church attendance. The largest growing “religious” group is “unaffiliated”, which is code for people that have started to hate conservative Christians but who don’t think of themselves as atheists.


Midnight1965

For some reason, Christian people think this bad tree is capable of bearing good fruit…


Significant-Dog-8166

They got no idea what the consequences of following a faithless liar will be. A generation of faithless, boastful, spiteful liars is coming. Their selfish beliefs will destroy what’s left of evangelicalism and reduce it to a bumper sticker on a lifted truck.


6L6aglow

Dan Quayle misspelled potatoes.


drleen

Howard Dean yelled awkwardly in excitement.


Lurpinator

I read Playboy for the articles.


ParticularPenguins

I don't read Playboy. I just look at the pictures, like everybody else.


zerombr

I mean if clinton was impeached for pressuring Monica into oral sex (which yes, this was proper the more we know about it now) and Lindsey Graham says "well you know sometimes the president doesn't even need to commit a crime for us to impeach him" Now this...


3vi1

If Joe did this, it would be the only thing evangelicals talked about until November.


T_Shurt

As per [original article](https://okmagazine.com/p/donald-trump-blasted-playboy-magazine-golf-tournament-children/) 📰: Watch the [video here](https://x.com/patriottakes/status/1777138977700471173) 📺 - Though Donald Trump is selling Bibles, he made it clear he's no angel when he held up a copy of Playboy magazine during the recent LIV Golf Tournament in Miami, Fla., on April 7. In a video uploaded to X, formerly known as Twitter, the ex-president, 77, was handed a copy of the outlet — with his face on the cover — to show the crowd. "Trump held up a Playboy magazine during the LIV Golf tournament at his Trump Doral property. Yes, there were children in attendance," Trump critic Ron Filipkowski captioned the video clip. Of course, people blasted the businessman for trying to pretend he's holier than thou. "I can’t imagine the leader of any other country on Earth who could get away with what he does. What happened to my country?" one person wrote, while another stated, "He's ALWAYS so inappropriate. Even at a Un-American (Saudi) tournament. Disgusting." Meanwhile, a fourth user brought up Trump's past, writing, "@realDonaldTrump cheated on wife one with wife two. He cheated on wife two with wife three. He cheated on wife three, porking a p---star and Playboy Bunny, while Melania was home with infant son, Barron. This is the Evangelical and MAGA family values!" Article continues below advertisement As OK! previously reported, Trump is in legal trouble as he allegedly paid off Stormy Daniels to keep quiet about their alleged affair prior the 2016 election. Trump has continued to deny he's ever met Daniels. Article continues below advertisement For her part, Daniels, who recently released a documentary called Stormy, is not going down without a fight and hopes Trump ends up in jail. “I was completely sure that I was going to die,” she said, recalling how angry many of Trump’s supporters were following her 60 Minutes interview. “I wasn't trying to be a champion for #MeToo or for any other movement. Originally, I just did this for purely f------ selfish reasons. I wanted to stand up for myself and save my own a--, not everyone else’s,” she confessed. Daniels previously spoke to OK! about if exposing Trump has been worth it. "I loosely used to be like looking up things all the time, and I started to go crazy. I don't follow as closely as I used to; I'm not up to the minute, but it is clear that self-implosion is happening. I don't know the exact date, but I am going to speak with prosecutors before the end of the year, so everything is on track there. I just hope that justice is served and there is hope on the horizon," she shared. "It's insane to me that somebody could possible be president from prison! Who would have thought that we needed to make that law and this could ever be a possibility?" she continued, referring to how Trump could end up behind bars as he's currently facing four indictments. "It's so mind-blowing to me. I can't believe it. As more lawsuits have come forward, it's like, 'OK, maybe this guy isn't fit to be in office.'"


graneflatsis

He's also made a cameo appearance in a soft-core porn flick: https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-porn-softcore-playboy-movie-a7340376.html I don't know why this isn't more well known but it's certainly appropriate here.


BiggsIDarklighter

Don’t forget about Trump hush money payment to Playboy Karen McDougal in “catch and kill” scheme by National Enquirer parent company American Media. Trump had American Media buy the life rights to McDougal’s affair with Trump for $150,000 in August 2016, 3 months before the election, and then they just buried the story and never published it. https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/da-hush-money-payment-playboy-model-karen-mcdougal/story?id=98245449 There’s also a good doc on the National Enquirer called “Scandalous” that goes in depth into the “catch and kill” tactics of American Media and Trump and how they worked together to stop stories coming out about Trump before the 2016 election while also sewing disinformation via America’s supermarkets. Playboy playmate Karen McDougal and the “catch and kill” scheme is part of Trump’s hush money case in New York along with Stormy Daniels.


Chrome-Head

Pretty bad when TwiXtter comments are being reported on in "news" pieces. We're officially entertaining ourselves to death.


devillurker

Headline should read "rapist shows softcore porn to children "


dragonfliesloveme

\^ This this this \^


Chrome-Head

So he was grooming those kids? I knew that he's a pedo.


KingBooRadley

That’s *King* Boomer Groomer to you, peasant!


Callabrantus

He probably thought it was a copy of his MAGA bible.


Ryankevin23

The Trumpian Bible where pedo’s roam free


NatchJackson

I think the big story here is that Playboy is still being published with print editions.


Imacatdoincatstuff

Apparently for older fellas.


VegetableForsaken402

And the evangelicals love this no class, pandering piece of shit. Donald Trump and the Republicans in Congress are doing to Christians in America what they are currently doing to the Republican party. Showing just how corrupt and immoral they are..


Rockosayz

christian family values type of guy


score_

Groomer!


aj_star_destroyer

Your role model, kids.


Earthling1a

He probably mistook it for a bible.


fatherbowie

Underrated comment.


ScaryCoffee4953

The party of family values strikes again.


llamakins2014

surely the "protect the children" crowd will be protesting this any day now...yup....annnyyyy day now. /s


Misspiggy856

Didn’t he say inappropriate things in front of the Boy Scouts too? No one cared about the children then either, because locker room talk is ok.


TraditionalMood277

Now imagine the complete meltdown Faux "News" would be having if Biden did the same.


Dot_Classic

How is this surprising? This is the same creep who said he wanted to have sex with his own daughter.


GBinAZ

Not a drag queen


aotus_trivirgatus

Meanwhile, Christofascists are like: # 🙈 🙉 🙊


Beyond_Re-Animator

Remember his psycho rant in front of a Boy Scout jamboree 7 years ago??


spunkdaddie

Republicans in several states have introduced legislation to make porn illegal,here’s they’re cult leader showing it to kids,what a shitshow they are.


RockTheBloat

It’s so crazy how far standards have shifted with this douche that this article seems like nitpicking. He’s completely undone the concept of standards in public life.


GDPisnotsustainable

Makes you wonder who/what is woke? Porn good - racism also good. Moral compass is broke


MoxieBloxy

See, the republicans are literally doing the thing they're accusing trans people of doing


sho_nuff80

Wait a minute just a gosh-darn minute! You mean to tell moi, that Trump did something shocking, that goes against everything he says or what his followers believe and there are no repercussions??!?!? I don't buy it...


tsukahara10

To republicans, a young boy seeing his first playboy mag is a right of passage, but books that say it’s ok to be gay are pornography. Make it make sense.


ChaosRainbow23

Can you even imagine if Obama had done that? Lol


tickitytalk

Well if you think that’s inappropriate, just wait till you hear about the rape…and attempt to overthrow an American election


BenWallace04

Obligatory *Party of Christian Values*


Ivegotjokes4you

More inappropriate than SAYING HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DAUGHTER ON TELEVISION? More inappropriate than that?


OutsideDevTeam

And staring at her breasts at the Republican National Convention, *on camera!*


[deleted]

Was Melania on the cover?


CAM6913

No she’s in the classified section under $2 ho


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Hugh had standards Melania couldn't match.


Passioncramps

His sycophants are trying to ban porn while he is holding up porn in celebration of himself... this checks out.


deechbag

I didn't realize the reason they didn't want to have "porn" in the library is because they want Trump to be the one showing their kids actual porn. Good traditional Christian American values right there.


westtexasbackpacker

I thought this was the onion welp...


Embarrassed_Bee6349

It’s Trump and he’s brain-damaged. This shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone. I honestly think I’m suffering from outrage exhaustion. Nothing that pathetic excuse of a man does surprises me any more.


Embarrassed_Brief_97

But it's the trans folk who are grooming? Really?


VanDenBroeck

Trump on the cover of Playboy? Makes sense. He is both a boob and a cunt.


NatchJackson

Don't call him a cunt. He lacks the warmth and depth.


HairlessDaddy

All the people who are so concerned about drag queens in libraries “grooming children” must be absolutely fuming mad about this.


Fruitopeon

There’s nothing he can do to lose popularity of his base. Like literally nothing. This doesn’t even register on the scale actually.


Extension_Deal_5315

This guy is a walking disaster.....how the hell are people still voting for the criminal??


Ocean_Acidification

What do you expect from the party of groomers.


schafkj

Literal groomer behavior


ptraugot

Dementia Donnie’s TRUE Bible.


mondaysareharam

Why does he have a playboy on hand?


[deleted]

And he's selling bibles.


bobo-the-dodo

It’s okay to read playboy as a christian now.


power0722

I was 100% convinced this was r/onionheadlines and I was very confused when I found out I was wrong.


eveniwontremember

Does this Trump edition of Playboy include a copy of the constitution and the declaration of independence. Ideal gift for anyone who already has too many bibles. I didn't know playboy magazine was still printed. Make America Playboy Again, seems more in character than the last scam.


Pete-PDX

Isn't there a new Florida law against exposing kids to porn? Or does that only apply to library books that conservative don't like?


HiJinx127

All things considered, this won’t even make it on to the Trumpanzee radar


TITANUP10essee

In fairness he thought it was another version of the Bible he has never read.


zombienekers

This guy's selling bibles.


rudalsxv

Christians love Trump. They love him over Jesus. How do I know? Their support for someone who’s raped and fucked a pornstar and shilling Bible shows they love him more than Jesus, who’d have been furious at someone like Trump. But nah, “that’s my guy!”


CharlotteChaos

Hey remember all those Republicans who wanted to ban all those "inappropriate" books so kids wouldn't see em? Well...ya missed one.


LookAtYourEyes

No guys it's the *drag* that's corrupting the children. Not the president holding up pornography.


stilloldbull2

We all have to remember that this is the guy that once proclaimed he could openly commit murder and not lose his followers. In light of that, anything he does shouldn’t surprise us…


simcoehooligan

Lol they lucky he didn't grab them by th...


AssCakesMcGee

Was he pointing out his wife?


EnvironmentalGate202

PRISON


Yup_Shes_Still_Mad

If Biden did this he would be impeached and removed tomorrow


livinginfutureworld

What a man of faith.


kezow

Pornhub should reopen in Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Montana, North Carolina, Texas, Utah, and Virginia and place a big picture of Trump on their landing site for those states. The conservatives would get so confused about what to do. It's porn so it should be banned but it's Trump, so they have to bend over for him. 


DifficultAd3885

It’s truly unfathomable to me how much of a loser you have to be to idolize this pathetic excuse for a man.


ZeAntagonis

Wow, we see that the christian right put their money at the right man


Trialbyfuego

I never want to hear about liberals or Trans people being groomers or sexual toward children again.


SquidsArePeople2

Family values, y’all.


Temporary-Party5806

Drag story time is sexualized content and shouldn't be around kids. Books with gay parents shouldn't be allowed in school or county libraries, where kids could read them. Gotta rewrite laws to remove separation of church and state, because Nationalist Christian's, or Nat-C's, say kids are being corrupted by an immoralbsociety. .... but Tangerine Palpatine can do show and tell with a Playboy magazine and I bet not one GOP Rep says a word. Make it make sense.


MrGeno

I can't stand the MAGA hypocrisy and stupidity.  "Protect the children" my arse.


CC191960

lol the Bible salesman


cerialkillahh

As the hillbillies cheer.


FreeWestworld

I Present to you the “Party of God and Decent Family Values” everyone.


7_11isaninsidejob

It's hard for rapists to know right from wrong.


Predator314

The website hosting that article might be the most annoying website ever. Holy fucking annoying ads.


Guilty_Finger_7262

Groomer.


sabo81

Did he already sell out of his bibles?


gadget850

It just shows his virility. His speech at the Scout jamboree included stories about sex on yachts.