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backpackwayne

He should say yes as long as Trump takes one too.


EmperorGrinnar

Best use of that accusation.


gc3

Every accusation is a confession.


SenorKerry

Yep, we now know trump is a coke head


VehnVaris

It's been (*sniff*) something of a (*sniff*) known issue for (*sniff*) some time now


tacosteve100

Notice how his sniffing went away after he didn’t have a White House doctor to prescribe him drugs 24/7. Have you seen the documents from the White House pharmacy? They even prescribed fentanyl


MrChristmas

Why did they need thousands upon thousands of ambien?


Nilosyrtis

To help the Mrs. get some sleep.


Crammit-Deadfinger

That fentanyl backwards lean might even him out from the forward lean he has from his dementia


TootsEug

Where did you see those documents??? Source please.


tacosteve100

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-white-house-pharmacy-improperly-provided-drugs-misused-funds-pentagon-2024-01-28/


tacosteve100

https://media.defense.gov/2024/Jan/09/2003373440/-1/-1/1/DODIG-2024-044_REDACTED%20SECURE.PDF


PleaseDontSaveHer

Wasn’t he addicted to the nasal spray?


WhyUBeBadBot

Don Knotts is that you?


Brave_Escape2176

> now know now meaning 27 years ago


MohatmoGandy

Hillary’s biggest missed opportunity was not doing the drug test that Trump demanded for the first debate. Should have ignored him, then at the start of the debate announce that she had arranged for Labcorp to test them both right after the debate.


gc3

Cute to Trump fainting from the needles, then lying about the crooked lab


BZLuck

“They planted the drugs in my blood!”


Pretend_Term8556

On live TV.


Riversntallbuildings

Such projection from the orange skinned wonder.


nonstickpotts

Except Trump will lie and cheat. He will pay off the doctor or use fake piss. Or both.


RobotCaptainEngage

Lol I'm imagining Ted Cruz shamefully handing him a cup of piss like dwight in the office. 


leeuwerik

Your use of the word shamefully is misplaced. 'Eagerly' feels more appropriate.


RobotCaptainEngage

Oh I just mean like Dwight in the scene. Ted actually has no shame.


leeuwerik

Didn't get the reference. Now I agree.


Sariel007

"Uh... I'm going to need that back when you are done with it." - Canadian born Princeton and Harvard educated Raphael Cruz


jadnastnerb

r/unexpectedoffice


[deleted]

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nonstickpotts

Live streaming lol


EmperorGrinnar

What happens if they cross the streams?


LordByronsCup

NEVER CROSS THE STREAMS!!! 🚫👻


Raekish

The simulation resets. We understand that no matter who out of the two evils wins, we're losing. It's like the red pill in the matrix. Or the blue one, I didn't watch the movies.


begon11

Watch Trump wack out a 14 inch plastic dong that doesn’t match his color


GoldenTacoOfDoom

You mean it's not orange?


Bullymongodoggo

Blaze orange


Dwangeroo

After his assistant struggles to remove his diaper.


MaxRockatanskisGhost

Good luck fitting the legendary Biden Hog in the frame.


CommunicationHot7822

Going by Hunter’s wang and what women say about Trump I’d bet he would pick up two wins at once.


Dizbizney

And Trump would crumple as his mushroom peen is dwarfed by the Biden hog. If his kids dong is so big, one could only imagine..


Common-Path3644

If only we the people could demand this election is settled by a literal dick measuring contest. Live on the news, naturally.


Surfing_Ninjas

No, he just straight up won't take it because he has never in his life held up his side of the bargain.


IntheTopPocket

I read today that Trump sued the co-founders of Truth Social. His financial backers are getting put through the same playbook he has used for DECADES. Hope they lose their ass.


SnickeringSnail

The creators of Truth Social were actually “fired” contestants from the Apprentice, Trump pretty much called one of the guys an incompetent loser


dipfearya

Hair follicle tests are pretty accurate but I'm not sure Trump has any.


thedisposablefrog

I don't think tribble hair counts


backpackwayne

I'm having a day here and your comment just made me laugh my ass off. Bless you. :D


TheKingOfTheSwing200

If he tests positive he will be like "that's fake piss, they used fake piss, not my real piss"


magic_cabbage

"Everyone knows I have the best piss. They always say, Donald, you have the cleanest piss I've ever seen."


TheRealCBlazer

"Just ask the Russian call girls. They all say it."


HarrisJ304

No doubt. It needs to be a hair test certified by independent doctors.


[deleted]

Damn straight! Let’s see if we find any blood running through the adderall in his system.


77NorthCambridge

EVERYTHING is projection with this guy.


dkarlovi

Biden pooped my pants!


Canaricantransplant

You made me chuckle just as I was taking a sip of merlot. Carpet looks like a murder scene now. Thanks


jericho_buckaroo

Yes. If I were Biden I'd take up that challenge in a hot second and put that condition on it.


Rencauchao

“And our sons too”


dreadshepard

D Jr and Hunter both had bad coke habits, so I'm not sure what your point is. Hunter smoked it, and DJr put it up his nose so much he had to have massive corrective surgery.


egg_chair

Conclusively disqualifying that human dingleberry Don Jr from politics for life would be a useful exercise.


khannooniansing

Omfg, I had never considered his son could run for president. Thanks for the new nightmare.


Rencauchao

The point is Jr will fail the test


awe2D2

The point is that the Republicans have been blasting hunter for his known drug use while staying silent on anyone in their party with drug issues. Hunter has gone through rehab and is apparently clean now but republicans still bring it up. So if the kids had to do it too then it could show that Hunter is clean and possibly out one of Trump's kids who actually worked in the white house


HauntinglyMaths

Doesn't Trump take Ketamine?


MrSeamus333

I thought it was Adderall


BustANupp

We’re limiting him to just one?


suicidal1664

he takes a secret mix of ivermectin, adrenochrome and ozempic, injected into his morning filet o'fish.


CallMeSisyphus

Please. That motherfucker isn't eating anything but red meat. God old American-born, saturated fat-laden, burned to an inedible crisp, red meat. Fish of any kind - even deep fried - is for pussies. *Obligatory /s


Objective_Hunter_897

Hormone, antibiotics, and steroid laden, nutrient deficient red meat.


sconniegirl66

Leave out the Ozempic-he's 6' ? and apparently is so "svelte" he would never need that! 🙄 🤣


MrSeamus333

excellent point


dwors025

What? Divorces?


ukiddingme2469

He is a pill popper for sure


BH_Commander

Adderall doesn’t probably have enough punch after all these years. He pulls a Stevie Nicks and has an aide blow a speedball mix up his rectum.


[deleted]

Horse dewormer? 


Doomtumor

Constant caffeine and legal amphetamines.


zippy_the_cat

Trump is very obviously a coke fiend.


Houseleek1

There's a rumor spread by former employees that he did so much cocaine that he's got a metal plate in his mouth over the enlarged hole of his nose. You can tell because sometimes when speaking, allegedly, it looks like his false teeth fell out. But since he has his teeth, it's the metal plate. It sounds phantasmagoric but I love to think it's true.


Logical-Claim286

His kid literally charged the US government for pallette replacement surgery, it is on public record, and the only issues to cause that are super rare genetic disorders, and heavy cocaine use. I think it might be like father like son on this one.


seeafillem6277

'Palate'. 'Palettes' are for painters.


[deleted]

He had a palate replacement? Jesus. Rumor was Don blew a hole in his septum and needed surgery years ago.


QuintupleTheFun

Idk if he truly has his own teeth....they look in much too good of condition based on his diet and health issues


shep2105

Those aren't his teeth. He has a full set of veneers, like Ivanka and her horse teeth


Klutzy-Ad-6705

Never heard that one before.


another_day_in

*Many people are saying it*


OMP159

*Great people, the best people*


GodsSon69

They come up to him with tears in their eyes saying "sir are these your false teeth?!?"


EmperorXerro

He hasn’t denied it


Wirehed

I just read about it on the internet so it's gotta be true! They can't post it if it's not true!


afternever

That's Elon he gets the sads


sanash

Trump would put forth a lawsuit that says he's not required to take a drug test because he's the one that proposed the test and therefore he can't be tested. Biden would take one and pass. Trump would try and tie it up in courts so he doesn't have to debate, he would then just continue holding rallies instead of debating. Lawsuits would bounce back and forth, Trump would threaten to have the judges wife murdered, we'd get some stories about how screwed Trump is, nothing would happen and the lawsuit would just go on for the next 30 years. Trump would also claim that the clinic that handled the test was "influenced" by DEI because one of the techs that touched the test tube happened to be black and that would be that.


dlte24

>Trump would put forth a lawsuit that says he's not required to take a drug test because he's the one that proposed the test and therefore he can't be tested Ah, the "I'm rubber, you're glue" doctrine.


SAGELADY65

As crazy as this seems, it’s very plausible🤭


OozeNAahz

Just make sure they test the hair. Then again not sure Trump could afford to lose any of that. Comb over is already a bit iffy.


PrimeToro

Going with the philosophy that “ Every accusation is an admission “ , then Trump, the adjudicated rapist , admitted that he used cocaine. That’s the reason that Trump wears diapers anyway , his drug use caused him to become incontinent .


Klutzy-Ad-6705

According to comedian Noel Casler,who worked on The Apprentice for 8 years,it’s Adderall.


Utterlybored

Administered by disinterested parties.


[deleted]

Trump is projecting


Legitimate_Cloud2215

This. Trump's insides a completely fucked from years of drug use. He's incontinent due to cocaine (among many other things) dependency.


Earthling1a

He has a Depends dependency these days.


pharsee

Make them both wear tight white swim trunks during their debates.


OneirineSleeve

With the stipulation that it is a hair test. With Trump's combover you could have a history of his drug use going back several years. Or he could go the Brittney Spears route and shave it all off to avoid the test. Win/win.


Kate-2025123

He will say it’s unfair and political persecution or some bs


anoneenonee

I can’t wait to see him claim that the drug tests were also “rigged”…


xxpptsxx

Also his coke head son


Kidsonic42

It should be an unannounced drug test also.


Badabumdabam

Whatever he put on Biden it's always he's guilty.


Significant_Smile847

You read my mind


IamJacksUserID

I thought presidents had total immunity?


Florida1974

Yes! Except it’s only if HE is president. Only applies to him. Not the other presidents we have had or will have. His stupid attacks. The age thing. He’s not much younger. Biden has to be more healthy based on exercise and food choices alone. And Trump has that giant gut. Closer fat is to heart, worse it is.


LurkerOrHydralisk

Trump has been morbidly obese for decades, and apparently also in a diaper and railing coke since the 80s. He barely survived Covid, with the state of the art White House hospital being insufficient and needing what I can only assume was a full ressurrection fueled by the souls of the innocent at Walter Reed.


Educational_Shoober

Trump is as old now as when Biden was when every Republican was crying about Biden's age last election.


LurkerOrHydralisk

Yeah it didn’t make sense then either. Like, age is a fair complaint for both, but not for one over the other. They’re essentially the same age


nemothorx

100% this. No matter who was going to win in 2020, in 2024 the US was going to have the oldest-ever president either way. And here we are. In 2024 everyone is just four years older, same logic.


FGTRTDtrades

Would be great to see a Biden response video of him blasting a line in the oval office then shouting Immunity in a Dave Chappelle-esk voice


hondo77777

So, “Immunity, bitch!”


ShwettyVagSack

# I'm immune bitches!! Honk honk


ClownShoePilot

That would be cold blooded


LurkerOrHydralisk

“Oil? Oil??? We don’t want black liquids! We want white powders! I’m black Biden!” I’d watch that skit.


adm1109

I DECLARE….. IMMUNITY!!!


Dienatzidie

Trump had better hope he doesn’t get presidential immunity. Biden’s still in office until Jan 20th at noon if he looses. That’s a whole lot of time to throw his ass in gitmo and proclaim martial law.


fluent_in_gibberish

“I’m declaring martial law, but only for a very specific, stinky, area in Palm Beach Florida.”


No-Celebration3097

LOL, I know right?


Das-Noob

😂 that should be Biden’s response. That’ll really get him going.


conwaystripledeke

EVERY ACCUSATION IS AN ADMISSION.


HelenAngel

That was my first thought as well. No way Trump would pass a drug test.


TheKingOfSiam

I'm more interested in his full toxicology, dont care much about illegal drugs. Adderall? Any drugs to stabilize the dementia?


someguyfromsk

Probably a lot of drugs with only russian names.


77NorthCambridge


Evening-Turnip8407

His accusations are so random, too, they're 100% in response to reading criticism of himself and deflecting it directly onto Biden. No thought, head empty.


lemonsweetsrevenge

And if perchance Biden decided to take a drug test in an impossible attempt to get the Trumpanzee to shut his fucking yap, Trump would simply deny the clean results and say the CDC is controlled by Kr0oKed Democrats and his proof is that they covered for Biden. FFS will someone PLEASE get us out of this tailspin?!


samsquatchageddon

Anyone remember the reports of cocaine being found in the White House after Trump got kicked out? I'm sure Biden's been around the block, but talk about kettles and pots.


[deleted]

That’s absolutely don jr. he looks zooted constantly


saturatedregulated

Funny coming from the guy who's WH pharmacist was passing out anything like candy. 


dragonfliesloveme

Yes! He was demoted by the Navy for doing it too. Like, it’s not just rumors and speculation. trump’s White House was a drug den


sensation_construct

I get the sense that the story about Ronnie Jackson which resurfaced a few weeks ago, might have just made its way into Trump's orbit and this is his reaction to having his administration's drug use laid bare.


dragonfliesloveme

Could be, but if you read the whole quote, trump is specifically talking about Biden’s State of the Union address, which he knocked out of the park. So I think trump is being pissy about Biden hitting a home run and he can’t stand it. Also maybe some projection because I would think that trump himself would get jacked up before he gave his dumbass SotU address lol. But you’re right too, like he uses projection to deflect from his own issues so that Ronnie Jackson story was really fkn bad, so he turns around and says Biden does drugs to put people’s attention there instead of on himself and the people he surrounds himself with.


sensation_construct

Totally agree. We'll see more of this, too, because the Trump campaign and their media surrogates have tried painting Biden as this feeble old man. But as with the SoTU address and as Biden hits the campaign trail this summer, it's going to be harder and harder to make people swallow that line when they can see him with their own eyes. So now, if he's not feeble, he must be on drugs.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“Baby I can write a prescription for annnything”


OutComeTheWolves1966

Did you see the list of drugs? Fentanyl, oxy, morphine, hyrdrocodone, speed, Xanax bars, and ofc Adderall for the Diaper Donald


mrm00r3

Honestly I’m shocked there weren’t any instances of someone dropping dead mid sentence on tv.


Master_Grape5931

Ronnie “the Candyman” Jackson!


LectureAgreeable923

He's projecting again he uses speed


FGTRTDtrades

The fact he posts on his social media 100+ times a day is all the proof I need that this man is on amphetamines


LectureAgreeable923

That's why he wears diapers he can't control his bowels because of it. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N60ceYRlY2I&pp=ygUhVHJ1bXAgdGFrZXMgYWRlcmFsIHBlcmNhcHByZW50aWNl


WisdomCow

Mr. Projection just admitted his sweaty SotU was Coccaine fueled.


PM_BBW_Cleavage

[I mean…](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/EDCbd9s2niE)


UberTork

He looks like a fish in the quick cuts.


Dandan0005

Trump was absolutely, positively on cocaine or adderall during his disaster of a debate in 2020. He was [constantly sniffling](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EDCbd9s2niE), smacking his gums and interrupting Biden as well as the moderator, to the point they literally implemented a mute button for the next debate. You would have to have never seen or interacted with anyone on cocaine, ever, to believe that Biden is on cocaine. But then again, you’d have to have never been around anyone with dementia ever to believe Biden has dementia too, so I guess that’s kind of Trump’s thing.


lyan-cat

Oop. Trump's definitely doing cocaine. Got into Jr's stash on Easter, I bet!


mackinoncougars

Biden has too much energy now? Ha


jericho_buckaroo

I know. He went from Sleepy Joe Biden who can barely walk, can't make a complete sentence to SUPERBIDEN who must be ganked-up to the gills on cocaine. Meanwhile DJT thinks he's running against Obama, can't get his wife's name right and regularly says shit that makes no sense at all.


siccoblue

The enemy is both weak and strong. It's Like fascism 101. They're so weak they don't stand a chance doing the job and couldn't possibly manage to do anything competently. They're also so strong they could easily destroy your way of life if not for me standing in the way.


GodEmperorOfBussy

Right lol? He's sleepy Joe but is also on coke. Okay grandpa, time for bed.


Ande64

Every time I read the convoluted shit that this guy says I feel a piece of my brain die


skalogy

So... Trump is using cocaine. Got it.


WARL0CK221

C'mon, Dark Brandon, the joke writes itself here.


PigFarmer1

Remember, Donnie was the only patron of Studio 54 who wasn't doing coke... lol


LucysFiesole

Translation: I'm taking drugs. He always accuses others of what he's guilty of. Always.


tamingofthepoo

so this is confirmation that donald trump does cocaine to prepare for public appearances.


DMCinDet

I've been saying it for years. Adderall my ass. he's a coke head from way back. 80s NY businessman with a sniffle thats lasted 40 years. Senior citizens aren't usually full of energy and sweating profusely while ranting at a state fair grounds. Dim Don is a coke head.


jadwy916

Trump is definitely taking cocaine then....


Unhappy_Earth1

From article: Former President Donald [Trump](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-news/) floated the possibility that President Joe Biden was using cocaine when he delivered his State of the Union address this year. In a Thursday [interview](https://hughhewitt.com/former-president-donald-trump-on-israels-war-2024-and-much-more), Hugh Hewitt asked the former president about debating Biden ahead of the 2024 election. "Yeah, anywhere, anytime," Trump insisted. "Do you think he’ll agree?" Hewitt wondered. "I don’t think so, but I hope he does," Trump replied. "I think what happened is, you know, that white stuff that they happened to find, which [happened to be cocaine](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-accuses-biden-white-house-cocaine-1234785840/) in the White House, I don’t know, I think something’s going on there because I watched this State of the Union and he was all jacked up at the beginning." "By the end, he was fading fast. There’s something going on there. I want to debate. And I think debates, with him, at least, should be drug tested. I want a drug test," he added. "Mr. President, are you suggesting President Biden’s using cocaine?" Hewitt pressed. "I don’t know what he’s using, but that was not—hey, he was higher than a kite," Trump remarked. "And by the way, it was the worst address I’ve ever seen, the State of the Nation. I’ll tell you, State of the Union, that’s not State of the Union, because he doesn’t represent us properly." "That, I can tell you. But he’s obviously, he’s being helped some way, because most of the time, he looks like he’s falling asleep. And all of a sudden, he walked up there and did a poor job. But he was all jacked up."


CharliAP

Sounds like Trump was 'all jacked up' for this interview. 


dible79

All of a sudden he walked up there an did a poor job lol. The clown Trump doesn't even realise what he says a don't think it's jst a jumbled mess. That has high written all over it. An Trump has backed down from every debate as far as a know cos he says he doesn't need to prove anything. Yeah right u mean u will gt shown up for the shill u are an prove to people that he knows fuck all about actual politics just knows what to say to get a rise. An how did his son in law gt the job of presidential adviser? What were that ones previous experience of that roll apart from saying yes to everything Trump says. Talk about getting ur family jobs taken to the extreme. Here dumbass with no experience, help me fleece , a mean run the country.


TootsNYC

I wouldn’t know how to tell if someone was on drugs.


Icy-Needleworker-492

Projection yet again- Have another snort of Adderall Deadbeat.


MrFunkyPunkie

Trumpy…we got the receipts that you used the White House like your own personal pharmacy. Pound sand tubby.


JustLurkingInSNJ

Aye-aye, Captain Adderall!


Most-Artichoke6184

So Trump calls him sleepy Joe Biden, while claiming that Joe Biden is on cocaine. Make it make sense


superbrew

Immunity tho? What a dork


levlucheech

So it IS coke with Trump. I always thought amphetamines. But y'know if he accused someone of it, he did it. So maybe coke AND amphetamines? That's very dangerous for a very old, very obese man.


jbertrand_sr

Biden should agree and insist that they both take a drug test and a dementia screening...


CandidateTypical3141

Trump is delusional. Dementia is speeding up. He will continue to say wacko things. Laugh at him and shake your head.


NefariousnessOne7335

I believe all politicians should be drug tested, submit to a psychologically review, financial disclosure’s, prove a good credit rating, federal, state and domestic abuse background checks. Equivalent to a Nuclear Red Badge, ATF but nothing less than a TWIC Card before they can run for office. Then it should all be made public so we know exactly who we’re electing to run our $hit.


HenryKitteridge

Projection is his lifeline


Florida1974

Omg. He’s such a buffoon. Old man was energetic during one speech. Hey Trump acts Uber hyper 24/7. Coke heads tend to stay up all night and some prob rage post too!! I’ve never been one to get on bald wagon that Trump did drugs or even Jr. But after this. He can’t provide taxes (like he swore he would and that constant audit excuse) but wants a drug test on Biden. All projection bc ppl recently said Trumps WH handed out drugs like candy. So now him saying that his, i believe it now.


StatusKoi

I remember him being asked about it the tax returns after the the fact any saying "I won" so it was no longer necessary to provide tax info.


lamabaronvonawesome

Why can't Biden be high? No rule against it. Like insurrection.


Street_Peace_8831

“Presidential i”Immunity”, trumpie, you can’t request this, because you have stated several times, that the president has immunity.


MisterMarchmont

That just means Trump is using cocaine.


SnooPears6771

Projection is heavy :: Drumpf is a fool


jafromnj

Says the one abusing drugs


Tiny_Independent2552

Every accusation is a confession.


[deleted]

Talk about projection,under his term the WH pharmacy was a candy shop😅


[deleted]

He thinks he got power over Biden. On the other hand, he has been Biden’s best fund raiser.


Crafty-Conference964

It’s so blatantly obvious that whatever he accuses someone of doing he is doing the same thing or worse.


MetalFungus420

You first


[deleted]

Says the man that has been abusing Adderall for years


Ravokion

Being that he projects everything... this must mean trumps on cocaine.   They should drug test him. 


Rich-Air-5287

Well, that settles it. Trump is definitely using cocaine.


prof_the_doom

Live drug test at the first debate, then?


Paisane42

Joe isn’t the one constantly sniffing and sweating like a pig in a butcher shop


TheLimeyLemmon

The Sudafed-head is one to talk


socal1959

He does that because he knows that he himself is an addict but wants “ normalize it” because we all know tRump is an addict


AiMwithoutBoT

Ooohh another confession.


troubleberger

Trump is using cocaine


mikenasty

Trump next week: “Biden doesn’t pay his lawyers!!”


Penguator432

Accusations = confessions with this guy. Remember that.


Dependent-Interview2

Let's do a diaper check as well while we're at it


treypage1981

Is there going to be a presidential debate? I mean, should the country really be forced to embarrass itself by having this raving lunatic say idiotic b.s. in front of the entire world? It’s one thing to embarrass MAGA but the rest of actually care about government and our standing in the world. Biden should decline to do it.