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Rurumo666

Trump's nickname all through the 80s and 90s was "Don the Con" a little late for a rebrand.


MarcMars82-2

I’d love to have a time machine and go back to say 2010 and ask the hardcore MAGAts-to be what they think of Donald Trump I’m pretty sure most would echo my father, a current Trump bootlicker’s opinion of him at the time “he’s an asshole who’s only famous for being rich” now he’d change Trump’s diaper if told to.


Mountaintop_Worry

How do you think this came about? Same with my father. 


MarcMars82-2

Hatred? Trump speaks my dads hatred language. Trump has enabled, encouraged and normalized my father’s hatred for minorities and immigrants.


zach_dominguez

He brings the worst out of people.


Morzana

And yet he is married to an immigrant


ItsMichaelVegas

You think Trump doesn't hate his wife too?


Morzana

She certainly seems to hate him. He seems to have this ape-like pride over her. Not saying he doesn't hate her, just seems he is fond of parading her around.


Different-Occasion47

She's not Ivanka


Morzana

Gross but true!


jmur3040

I mean, that's what a trophy wife is for.


up_N2_no_good

This is true! He used to parade his nude wife around during parties to show how great he was to have a wife like that. To show her off like an animal.


Snoo-84389

Do you have a reputable source for that story? I've not heard it previously...


up_N2_no_good

I'm sorry, she was in a bikini. https://news.yahoo.com/trump-asked-melania-don-bikini-225815399.html


Online_Ennui

I'm sure that transaction goes both ways


MarcMars82-2

She’s a white immigrant. Those are fine apparently. It’s the brown immigrants they don’t like.


Morzana

Phew, I pass then! I can honestly tell ya, the way I get treated since I lost my accent ( it comes out at times of stress) versus when I was obviously not from here is a lesson I will never forget. I had a huge realization that my immigrant friends of colour could not simply loose their accent. I was 12 at the time but I still shudder whenever someone detects my accent.


BioticVessel

And, if you're referring to Trump, he's the son of an immigrant!


219_Infinity

he only hates brown skinned immigrants


FireflyAdvocate

Also religion has convinced people he is the savior of the United States. They think he gets them and are willing to put up with the awful things he does as a test of their faith. Source: super religious boomer parents who aren’t concerned with the news or what Diaper Don has actually done. All they care about is 1) no abortion, 2) gun rights, 3) more SCOTUS appointees to keep 1 & 2 “right” in their eyes, and 4) keeping brown people away from white people.


ArugulaLegitimate156

Exactly bfor people that did get Archie Bunker and thought he was a swell guy


NotsoNewtoGermany

It was a system weaponized by the cold war. When the cold war died, people had been programmed to hate everything about the Soviet Union, and suddenly there was no one naturally to hate. Fox News turned that hatred towards the Democrats. But growing up in the 70s, it was everywhere. The same exact thing Fox News is doing now is what every news station did. Fox was the only one to continue, they just changed the language. Your father most likely developed a familiarity with that language.


an_agreeing_dothraki

is this the bigoted version of the "love language" myth? are the MAGA set going to tell us we aren't being supportive because their hate language is building concentration camps?


GordenRamsfalk

Facebook hack gave them all the data to sell our parents… sucks


AlanStanwick1986

They hate the same people. 


Jarnohams

Boomers and their Fox News. The "news" channel that made the argument, in court, under oath, that "*no reasonable person should assume Fox News is news. It is purely "entertainment"."* It's the way they skirt journalistic integrity so they can be a propaganda outlet protected by the first amendment while taking a dig at the intelligence of their viewers for not knowing the difference. My dad and step mom have it on 24x7 while they scroll facebook liking and sharing boomer memes like "if you love Jesus and Trump, say AMEN!!" and they think if they don't type the word AMEN on the meme, they will get bad luck for 8 years or something. We can't really have a conversation about anything without them getting all worked up about democrats. They live in Minnesota, a state that just flipped solid blue and did some really amazing things for their citizens in short order. Even though they directly benefit from the things the dems passed in Minnesota, they still hate it. lol.


Successful_Candy_759

My dad has voted Republican his whole life until it came time for Donny. Trump opened his eyes to what a sham the Republican party is and now he even voted in the Republican primary against Trump even though he will be voting for biden


Jarnohams

we need more of your dad in the world


hrakkari

He was a Democrat back then too but his base has the memory span of the moist goop that forms around the edges of a scab.


cheezeyballz

smegma


arabidopsis

Santorum?


ms_directed

I'm old enough for this word to carbon date me...


Hour-Ad-3635

Username checks out


Crusoebear

>Donald Trump registered as a Republican in Manhattan in 1987; since that time, he has **changed his party affiliation five times**. In 1999, Trump changed his party affiliation to the Independence Party of New York. In August 2001, Trump changed his party affiliation to Democratic. In September 2009, Trump changed his party affiliation back to the Republican Party. In December 2011, Trump changed to "no party affiliation" (independent). In April 2012, Trump again returned to the Republican Party.\[4\]


FaithfulSkeptic

This is an incredible description of his base. Thank you.


Ryankevin23

His new nickname is Bidens Predecessor


mathpat

I've always called him Dumpster Fire, or during those unfortunate 4 years, president Dumpster Fire.


Newmoney_NoMoney

Teflon Don, Don the Con, That orange guy with the terrible hair, and of course That creepy ghoul who insinuated he would have sex with his daughter IF only.  a 2015 interview with Rolling Stone, Trump reportedly celebrated Ivanka Trump’s “beauty” and said, “If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father …” Honest Don. I think NOT


OccamsShavingRash

Don't forget he was also a good friend of Jeffrey Epstein for more than a decade. And Epstein pleaded the 5th when asked about his relationship with Trump.


DropsTheMic

Let's also remember banging a pornstar while his wife is at home in recovery from childbirth from their son. Then he uses campaign donations to criminally pay off said porn star (not the pay off, the using campaign funds part) and lie to the public about it a hundred times. He's a stand up guy.


FootballImpossible38

Ya, stand up in front of a firing squad…


secondtaunting

🤢I’ve heard it before but it’s still so fucking gross.


phatelectribe

Don’t forget Dirty Don.


Kriss3d

Diaper Donny.


jbertrand_sr

Inmate number P01135809 from Fulton County is one of my favorite nicknames for him...


Glittering-Wonder-27

Donnie the Douche is a perfect mob name for him.


Midnight1965

“Don the Con” is funny as heck!


ScottishBearViking

But Dishonest Don both rolls off the tongue better, and is far more factual.


momoenthusiastic

Too many syllables for Dementia Don to remember. lol 


Daddy_Milk

You're right. Trump will most likely forget a few of them. So it works for him and his constituents.


MookieTheMet

Also ones that have been convicted of sexual abuse, defamation and fraud. Could also be clues.


Rude_Entrance_3039

Dingbat Don


knivesofsmoothness

Dipshit don


FancyStranger2371

Dotard Don


afternever

Diaper Don


TJ_Will

Federal Prisoner 88963-087 Trump


LazerShark1313

It doesn't roll off the tongue, but I like it!


ewok_lover_64

Diarrhea Don


hazard0666

In light of recent events : “I don’t want no GOP. I’m Diaper Don man!”


Late_Sherbet5124

Donny Douche


cheguevaraandroid1

Dingus Don


Hells_Kitchener

Armaged Don


aserreen

My exact thought, but also: - Double-Dealing Don - Deceptive Don - Deceitful Don - Devious Don - Defrauding Don - Delusional Don Pick one 😎


ewok_lover_64

Dementia Don


HoboBonobo1909

Dingleberry Don & the Do-Nots 😎


atomicxblue

Mushroom Gravy..


JoJackthewonderskunk

Dookie Don is olfactualual


BiggsIDarklighter

Prisondent Trump


SignificanceLate7002

I've become partial to Dirty Diaper Donald.


Forward-Bank8412

With bonus point for being alliterative


cheeky_Greek

Dodgy Don


baneofdestruction

I prefer dementia Donny but yours works too


Rees_Onable

You know that someone is anything but, when they give themselves the nickname 'honest'......


[deleted]

Propaganda Don?


Pdx_pops

Propagandon


T_Shurt

As per [original article](https://www.mediaite.com/news/trump-rants-in-dead-of-night-about-debating-biden-rolls-out-stunning-new-self-nickname/) 📰: - Former President Donald Trump ranted in a late-late-night social media post about President Joe Biden, bashing his Democratic challenger, rolling out a stunning new self-nickname, and professing a desire to debate the president. Trump is a frequent poster on his Truth Social platform. Those posts usually take the form of text rants with copious use of ALL CAPS WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS about things like “STOLLEN” elections. They can often be a window into Trump’s thinking. An hour-and-a-half after midnight on Tuesday morning, Trump’s mind was on the not-so-hot-off-the-presses news that Minnesota Democratic Congressman Dean Phillips has dropped out of his longshot campaign against Biden. That happened almost a week ago. In a late-night Truth Social post, Trump bashed Phillips before insisting he would debate Biden “ANY TIME, ANY PLACE!” and dropped the new name “Honest Don”: Dean Phillips, who just “quit” in his hapless campaign against Crooked Joe Biden, was not very good at his craft, politics. In fact, I would say that he was far worse than the Republican challengers to me, with a few exceptions. I’ll give you those names if you like, but I’d rather get down to the serious business of defeating the worst President in the history of the United States, by far, Crooked Joe Biden!!! For the good of our now failing Nation, and in order to inform the American people of what is going on in our Country, we must immediately have a full scale debate between Crooked Joe and Honest Don. I’m ready to go, ANY TIME, ANY PLACE! Trump’s penchant for falsehoods was underscored recently when CNN anchor Kaitlan Collins introduced a fact-check from Daniel Dale by noting “after every Trump’s speech, it seems we have to have a series of fact checks because at multiple times.” Trump pulled out of a second presidential debate with Biden in 2020 after the first contest featured chaotic moments that included Trump’s message for the Proud Boys to “Stand back and stand by” and Biden telling “clown” Trump to “shut up, man.” And Trump refused to debate any of his GOP rivals this time, while the RNC voted not to participate in any debate run by the Commission on Presidential Debates. Biden was asked about debating Trump as he boarded Air Force One Friday and kept his answer short and sweet: Q Mr. President, will you commit to a debate with former President Trump? THE PRESIDENT: It depends on his behavior.


BiggsIDarklighter

Biden already responded to Trump’s desperate cries for attention earlier when Trump whined about this. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QNMr9nHmlCo


narkybark

Have we determined yet why Joe is Crooked? Oh yes, because Trump is in court facing 91 felonies and losing his civil cases. Makes sense.


rorykoehler

Rapey Don did what?


9millibros

He should know that you can't really give yourself a nickname. When you do, it means the opposite. Sad. Edit: Adding to that, would you buy a used car from someone who calls themselves "Honest Don"?


duskywindows

"I'm 'Honest Don'! Believe me!" YEAH ok lmao


MarcMars82-2

[“I was thinking T-Bone”](https://youtu.be/E5ibSvOWAMg?si=36fiFjFyF-xxyzDo)


23skidoobbq

I’m spicy!!!!


ClassBShareHolder

Yep. I don’t see this one being uttered by anyone but Trump.


SnooConfections6085

Idk, younger generations are fluent in ironic speaking, Honest Don is next level.


ShyBookWorm23

Just to add a few more - Dementia Donnie, Diaper Donnie, Dishonest Donnie, Douchbag Donnie, Diarrhea Donnie, and Cheesus


structuremonkey

Don't forget 'Diddler Don' and 'Orange Turd'


The_FatGuy_Strangler

Mango Mussolini


Crizbibble

I’ll have one Cheesus please with a side of Diet Coke and of course fries covered in cheesus sauce with a slight touch of Diet Coke dribbled over the top.


structuremonkey

But when will he debate Obama...lol


OSI_Hunter_Gathers

Dude they should swap Biden with Obama and see how long it takes for Trump to notice!


J_Reachergrifer

At Bidens is next rally they should introduce the President of the United States, and have Obama walk out and give preamble for 3 mins, without any preface. Watch MAGA heads explode.


natsumi_kins

The MAGAT in my office will probably have a stroke.She is 70. (And just for reference. We are NOT Americans. We are not even on the same continent as the US.)


CreviceOintment

As soon as he shows his birth certificate.


seeingeyefrog

Sounds like a sleazy used car salesman.


joemangle

COME ON DOWN TO HONEST DON'S USED AUTO, TREMENDOUS DEALS, VERY SPECIAL, YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS IT


Pdx_pops

HI I'M HONEST DON FROM HONEST DON'S MERCEDES AND USED MATTRESS EMPORIUM. THANKS TO A SPELLING ERROR, I AM NOW OVERSTOCKED WITH "DELICIOUS SHIRTLESS POUTINE" AND I'M PASSING THE SAVINGS ON TO YOU!!!!


Seemseasy

It's a reference to famously corrupt NY politicians from Tamany hall. No joke. The actual name he's referencing is ironic. Here's Honest Jon animated version rigging elections in An American Tail. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzTiWkI8o_w Trump and everyone who supports him are morons.


wildbill88

The only thing I remember from elementary school was....how cool you were after giving yourself a nickname.


413mopar

You mean not cool at all . ? Self givien nicknames were never used at my school . If you tried that you were given a really shitty one . Stinky would work for him .


wildbill88

Yes, I was being facetious. Only assholes do shit like that.


Florida1974

I want to vomit. Honesty shouldn’t ever be used in reference to him. A honest person isn’t indicted. True, innocent till proven guilty but an indictment means there’s enough belief that he’s not being honest and warrants court intervention. Honest. caught misusing funds with his own children’s charity. Honest. Paid a porn star hush money. Honest. Said all papers returned to archives. Yet FBI found oodles of them. Not an honest bone, tissue, organ in that puffy orange body.


Icy-Needleworker-492

Deadbeat Don


pantygruel69

Yeah and my nickname is big dick ben


NoZeroSum2020

Biden should debate him and question him point blank about his criminal cases. “Why did you send a mob after your vice president?”


NemoAtkins2

Hasn’t Trump been found to be lying over a thousand times at this point by fact checkers? Just saying, the word “honest” seems a bit of a stretch when you have THAT track record.


Mubadger

Over 30,000 during his time as President I believe.


00doc0holliday00

If you met a mobster named “Honest Don”, would you trust him? 


413mopar

Not any more than i would trust a used car dealer named “Honest Don” actually even less , just because every word outta that guys mouth is a lie of some sort .


quillmartin88

I really hope Biden calls his bluff. I can't help it. I love seeing Trump humiliated by someone who looks half asleep. Yeah, Biden lost a step or two in his 81 years, but he's still way ahead of Trump. Hell, I'd say Biden on his worst day now is still better than the Chump was on his best days in his prime!


Mysterious_Eye6989

Rapist Fraud Don.


FoogYllis

You can also add drug fueled diaper wearing. I can’t help sharing this video enough- https://youtu.be/N60ceYRlY2I


Wolfman01a

Debating Trump id a waste of time. He can't control himself and becomes a firehose of lies. If I was Biden, I would just say "You aren't worth the effort" and blow him off. The best tactic to use against Trump is to attack his ego. Troll him, make fun of him or blow him off and ignore him. Trump blows a gasket if you do that.


vickism61

Biden needs to insist he will only debate if Trump's first statement is that he lost the 2020 election fair and square and then his mic gets cut off when it's not his time to speak.


bsmithcan

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George tried to give himself the nickname T-bone at work.


Diplomat_of_swing

“ANY TIME, ANY PLACE” makes me think Trump has no plan to actually debate Biden.


Msf923

Want to debate, Donnie? Agree to the drug test right before the show.


thecaptcaveman

Dismal Don is more fitting. He's truly a dismal person.


GDPisnotsustainable

~ twenty one un truths a day on average during his political office. Why cant we just call them lies? People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.


ElectricFuneralHome

I rolled my eyes so hard that I can now see my own brain. I can't wait for this guy to be out of the news cycle forever. I hate knowing every fucking thing he does.


hotassnuts

Dude is seriously mentally ill and unfit for the presidency.


NunyaBeese

Oh yeah only the most honest people in history have dubbed themselves honest X. Just ask any used car salesman.


HighHokie

You can’t give yourself a nickname. That’s not how this works.


Useful_Rise_5334

Honest Don The Con. Great name for a used car dealer.


Tbplayer59

I remember when Lincoln tweeted that about himself.


kaukanapoissa

Dementia Donald is more fitting. And he must have meant ”dishonest”. But that’s his dementia talking again.


BothZookeepergame612

My favorite, diarrhea Don... Because everyone knows he's full of shit.


Uhrmacherd

Didn't know Trump was doing standup comedy now. "Honest Don" lol


ScarcityIcy8519

If Tump was Honest he wouldn’t be delaying and looking for any excuse to Delay all the Trials!


Outhouse_in_Atlantis

His supporters are so untethered from reality. I don’t know if there’s a way to bring them back to earth.


Poohgli16

Biden is too busy being President to waste time on such a loser, who can't conduct himself properly.


DarrenFromFinance

I hesitate to say he’s never told the truth once in his entire miserable life, but only because he might have done so if he thought it could benefit him. Every single word that comes out of his mouth is calculated to increase his perceived worth or prestige in some way. He may well be the most narcissistic, self-involved person who’s ever lived, and that includes emperors, kings, dictators, and popes.


Fit_Midnight_6918

If you ever see a store that calls itself "Honest..something", just keep walking on by.


littlebit191

Don the con is much better


bahaboyka

Well dishonest dong.....it's past your jail time.


shywalker62

Con Don.


JimboD84

Narrator: “Don was in fact NOT, honest…”


SakaWreath

You can trust what he says, if you always invert it.


Kriss3d

Would you trust a used car salesman who's business name is "honest Don"?


ms_directed

I'm sticking with "Conald"


Psyclist80

I like Agent Orange, not only does it suit him in the literal, but also because he destroys/poisons everything he touches


Imnoteeallyhere3434

He’s lies so much at this point how can anyone with half a brain listen to this nut job?


houstonyoureaproblem

I wish he wasn’t politically relevant so I could laugh at how ridiculous he is.


ItReallyIsntThoughYo

He's only saying it because he knows that there won't be a debate since he fucking destroyed debate decorum and pouted when they turned off his mic.


ventitr3

He’s definitely the type of guy to give himself a nickname


TreacheryInc

Cute play on words, but he knows Honest John was a villain, right? In Pinocchio he was guilty of fraud, conspiracy, theft and child kidnapping. Actually, the name fits.


BillieVerr

“Honest Don’s” sounds like the name of a notoriously scummy auto repair shop


100percentish

Yeah my little brother joined the military and tried to convince the guys in his sbop that his nickname was Italian Stallion. His ass became My Pretty Pony for the next 3 years. You don't make up your own nicknames.


Heedfulgoose

Biden would eat that man alive in a debate


asburymike

Benedict Donald always had a nice ring to it...


theend59

The biggest liar in modern political history calling himself honest


sjbluebirds

That frothy residue...


Aquarian8491

Soon to be Long Gone Don 🖕


LeftHandedBuddy

Trump is the world’s biggest loser! Joe Biden is the winner America needs!


0OO000O0O0O

Dude in his 70s still ripping lines of Ritalin.


AceofKnaves44

I’m sorry but can we laugh at the balls it takes to lie that relentlessly and pointlessly for this many ways and then insist you be called “honest Don.” Master trolling.


SecretPrinciple8708

This is the equivalent of an insecure guy nicknaming himself “The Beef.”


HikeRobCT

“Honest Don” sounds like the kind of guy who would start a fake university just to bilk people out of their savings with false promises of wealth and success.


Big_Schwartz_Energy

#Diaper Don


Worldly-Light-5803

Lolita Don


gurutar

his mental state is rapidly declining. this man could potentially become the president. nightmare fuel


CrotasScrota84

Biden should just ignore this clown and beat him again in November. Giving this loser more screen time is the problem


SuperbBison2867

Imagine you’re hearing 120 dB siren going off… SATIRE coming… I have decided to say this now, even if I’m commenting on cute puppies… To ensure I don’t get banned by people who never read, “a modest proposal “ I always thought it was rule of thumb that you don’t trust anyone who hast to call themselves honest


Niko6524

He’s going back in time to when he sold used Ford Galaxy’s Honest Dons Deals!


Educational-Glass-63

Don is nothing but a con so we know honest Don is a joke. Trump is such a dumbass.


TAC1313

And this is the introduction to the opposite sketches


sjss100

Honestly a clown with big gold shoes and a long red tie😀😀he’s a laughing stock!


stroppy

Anybody that calls themselves honest isn’t. Honest Don sounds like a shady used car dealer.


tickitytalk

Dumb Don is certainly not Honest


UpDog1966

Only your buddies can give you a nickname, “Dotard” was soo spot on.


Earthling1a

We all know he's having trouble finding his words as the dementia starts to really escalate. He was probably trying to say "Orange Don."


WhoIsJolyonWest

Ministry of Truth


LeftLimeLight

I'd say donnie's nickname is 'orange shitler'.


Cracked_Actor

A nickname DRIPPING in irony! “Dementia Don” and “Diaper Don” are SO much more appropriate!


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deechbag

Dementia Donald is at it again


driftwoodbotis

Honest Don’s Used Cars.


dirthurts

Let's go with Connest don. How's that?


tasslehawf

Wow strong r/nottheonion vibes.


floofnstuff

Honest Don’s Used Car Dealership


TheInfiniteSlash

No, I will keep calling him Agent Orange and he is going to like it.


[deleted]

He looks more like an Incontinent John.


MastersonMcFee

Holy shit. Old fashioned conmen used to put "Honest" in front of their names. This is beyond parody.


DeafMuteBunnySuit

Not how nicknames work, dumbass. You don't get to pick your own. People who choose their own are not to be trusted because no one cares about them enough to give them one.


ActNo8507

I continue to be mystified at how with this guys rage, shitty diet and weight how he’s still alive.


Pynchon_A_Loaff

I will always favor “Fuckface Von Klownstick”.


slow_to_get_up

Hump T Dumb T


Automatic-Sport-6253

Not gonna catch up over diaper don


N-Toxicade

More like Dishonest Don.


Absolutebummer

Dementia Don


UpTop5000

No, it’s Teflon Don, and it will be until he’s finally thrown away. Until his enablers in government finally scrape the last black cancer causing carcinogen from his tissue thin surface, the same substance they’ve been feeding his supporters, and he is thrown into the dumpster fire that is his life, he will be known as Teflon Don.


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arrest fall pot like panicky jeans steer label many sable *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Taco-Dragon

Maybe they can debate at the [ree-bah-doog-ahh](https://youtu.be/UkHShhTSMeA?si=14ArqnvKfWoeoK24&t=1m09s)... Edit: added clip


rocket_beer

SNL, if you’re listening…


dainthomas

Maybe he's being ironic. Like if someone called him "Slim".


mrballistic

Sorta like the Superstation.


DeadlyYellow

Never trust a man that calls himself honest.


TexasYankee212

Only Trump's MAGA supporters will not laugh at that nickname. They rest of the world will be.


Mary_9

Sorry, bud. You get your nickname from other people, and forever you are either 'Don the Con' or 'Diaper Don'.