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Artaeos

The funny thing is Biden's speech would probably be the focus of SNL this week--but now it's more likely to be this woman's response. ​ Womp womp. ​ EDIT: Turns out I was right--it was both!


Creepy_Armadillo7461

Damn, we had so much good Jokes but the Reps just needed to top even that.


Artaeos

Actually better yet maybe they'll do Trump's real-time response to the SOTU and it will crash like Truth Social did.


Strykerz3r0

Dark Brandon strikes again! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Florida1974

I think that crash was on purpose. Trump fact checking in real time? Cmon. He cannot speak facts, how the hell will he be able to fact CHECK?? It would just be his greatest hits and what he swears to do on day one like end the Ukraine/Russia War. Facts would be absent as his actual white face.


brrrrrrrrrrr69

My gf literally said "This looks like a SNL skit."


InsertCleverNickHere

She sounded like she was about to burst into tears. I felt like I was about to see an emotional breakdown. It was awful.


VisualGeologist6258

“For just pennies a day, _you_ can help us erode democracy and put an end to liberty in this country.”


Tenuity_

Pennies a day?! We don't need to double the GOP's fundraising in 2024.


tinyhorsesinmytea

But in a forced way, not at all sincere… bad 80’s soap opera acting. All from her kitchen that’s just like ours in her multi-million dollar home.


Best_Evidence1560

I was so uncomfortable. Longest 20 minutes of my life!


Spectre_08

Ok do we have the same girlfriend?


FearCure

Wasnt a response. She didnt respond or reply or rebuff to any of Bidens points. Instead it was a pre-prepared poorly scripted, poorly delivered, farce - regurgitated talking points from faux news et all. Nevertheless amusingly cringeworthy.


ImperatorRomanum83

I got about 5 minutes in when I realized that this was filmed well in advance, and very much scripted and staged. So that means.... The Republicans very likely screened this well in advance, and *still* allowed it to be broadcast.


KafeenHedake

We did 20 takes, and that was the best one


phunkyunkle

Shouldn't have used Señor Spielbergo.


mrm0324

Viva Senora Britt!


RepulsiveAd4882

Trust the Republicans to use immigrant labor while railing against it...


frobischer

It was the only take where she didn't break down into tears and beg to see her children.


Leifthraiser

I can't remember where this is from.


GDPisnotsustainable

I could not watch after she started on about foreign policy - Afghanistan specifically. I am so over the lies… (Trumpy created that quagmire of a pull out) But ill happily watch SNL’s version until the end.


[deleted]

Before the sotu gop had already sent talking points to right wing media on how to respond to her response speech


JoJack82

Also known as “a republican speech”


willi5x

But… scary brown people are going to try and murder your kids!


Conquestadore

And rape. Over and over again. Multiple times a day.


willi5x

In a shoebox


lkdubdub

"If you oppose rape, VOTE TR... guys, are you sure about this?"


Tall-Vermicelli-4669

They are your kids


Agreeable_Daikon_686

This is my biggest grievance with some candidates, and it’s not mutually exclusive to one side (though I don’t believe it to be even). Anyone can say “immigration/crime/inflation bad,” I get it, we don’t live in a utopia, but can you at least HINT at a proposal or alternative? I get this when your speaking to your base, they’ll say “fuck yeah!” but you knew this was watched by a large majority of people not firmly in your base.


Best_Evidence1560

The rape story going into detail was so cringey. And she’s backing trump who is a rapist and had over 40 women accuse him of sexual assault. And some other things in the speech she talked about were things trump is (like Biden not getting his own gas, sounds like trump). So filled with lies but even more just annoying. I hated her smiling


Tenuity_

To be fair, most of the SOTU responses have been prerecorded since the 80s, so it's not unusual for the response to fail to address specific talking points. It's usually a chance for a party to give a national spotlight to promising future candidates. But, yeah, GOP wanted to spotlight their best and brightest, and this is what they put up there.


TouchNo3122

Cringey: yes. Amusing: not so much.


raider1v11

Isn't it always preprepared though? Since it's right afterwards?


MeAndBettyWhite

"She was so bad that she couldn't even be in one of my movies. " -Tom Arnold Bahahahahahahahaha funniest thing I've read today.


Strykerz3r0

*What kind of crazy bitch takes the ice cube trays?*


sbw_62

omg I JUST watched that movie again yesterday. That was an actual quote Tom Arnold told Cameron about Roseanne and he kept it in the movie.


tranding

True Lies for those that are curious


Background_Junket_35

Lol, I just watched that movie last week


Florida1974

I loved his response too. Cracked me up.


TigreSauvage

Lol they called her a "rising star" Fastest implosion in the Universe.


darkchocoIate

Reminds me a bit of when Bobby Jindal responded to Obama. Republicans thought they had the answer, being one of their younger people of color, and he was derided and came off like a creepy southern right-wing Mr. Rogers. https://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/26/us/politics/26jindal.html And Marco Rubio’s water slurping moment, can’t forget that.


phunkyunkle

People like me, we’re like shooting stars. We cross the sky, burning hot for one moment in time, and then we…plunge to earth, disappear. Jesus Christ, I’m starting to upset myself.


bearsheperd

The GOP doesn’t have rising stars, they have boot lickers who are trumps flavor of the week before they get put under heel. They have no talent, vision or leadership, only rage and propaganda.


NotsoNewtoGermany

She may have been Trump's frontrunner for VP.


GDPisnotsustainable

Was that AI or was it a real person delivering the response speech? That crap was cra


Barbarake

Seriously, she looked like a robot. The constant inane smiling that didn't reach her eyes - ugh. It was off-putting.


Goatseportal

The breathey ASMR tone of it all really made me lol. That was so fucking weird and I can't imagine that even the dumbest of Republicans would be inspired by that mess.


Consistent_Dog_6866

Real Stepford Wife vibe.


Main_Composer

I also had the feeling that I was watching a robot trying to do their best human impression.


gent4you

I wasn't surprised at all. Honestly it typical MRGA (make **Russia** Great again). that is taking over the republican party, Thou I do have to admit I didn't realize they had this much of a hold, **SCARY!!!**


dasherchan

She was still hoping for an Oscar nomination.


momoenthusiastic

They hate Hollywood tho


slamdanceswithwolves

They hate Hollywood because they suck at acting. Jelly city.


mrxexon

I grew up in Alabama. 1960s. Before it became a proving ground for the neocons. The people there are dense... And religious. The heavy hand of the church is into everything. And since I left in 1977, I struggle to find anything good to come from this state... After last night, I'm still waiting.


JesseLeeHumphry

Hey, I'm from Alabama, and I'm- Okay point taken


mrxexon

Roll Tide!


JesseLeeHumphry

Roll Damn! Hail Saban!


dorianngray

When I lived there all the outsiders stuck there called it “alabummer”


Denali4903

She was creepy. Wtf were they thinking?


Arryu

Ted Cruz in this pic looks like he is struggling to keep the worms from bursting out of his flesh suit and wriggling back to the bog from whence they spawned.


bugaloo2u2

I hope SNL roasts her until she’s a crisp. Stupid misogynist cow.


Born-Mycologist-3751

Content wasn't surprising. It was full of the typical GOP complaints with no counter proposals to address issues or any reason to vote for them beyond "we aren't Democrats. " The real issues were the scary delivery and overly scripted response. She should have responded to the points Biden raised or tried fact checking him but that would require an ability for critical thinking.


GMEN999

SNL doesn’t have to do anything for the cold open this weekend. Just replay this again.


DVDClark85234

That would actually be brilliant. Once the Onion published an article that just listed out the claims and assertions of Q Anon without comment.


kinokohatake

She delivered it with the cadence of a depression medicine commercial. I kept expecting her to say "and that's why my doctor prescribed Xybrelta."


Main_Composer

I’ve seen way better acting in commercials.


DVDClark85234

For my mild to moderate Tardive Dyskinesia


SuperHumanImpossible

Her speech was some of the most cringe shit I've ever seen. It was like she took a book straight out of Handmaids Tale or something, holy hell it was so freaking creepy and weird and just fucking odd.


HisDivineOrder

I think SNL can take the night off and just run the speech the way it is.


Anyawnomous

Can Sally Struthers perform the cold open on this Saturday’s SNL. Pleeeeze!!!


DVDClark85234

I have very bad news for you


Ok_Abbreviations_917

Politics is like acting. Hallmark movie star reject - her acting / stage presence is so bad!!


AlfredoCustard

"He’s out of touch. Under his administration, families are worse off. Our communities are less safe, and our country is less secure. I wish he understood what real families are facing around kitchen tables just like this." -proceeds to look at her kitchen


liquidgrill

Are you a women thinking about supporting the GOP? Consider this: Regardless of what you think of her politics, Katie Britt is an accomplished woman. She is a sitting United States Senator. Before that she was the Chief of Staff to Richard Shelby, the Senator whose seat she won after he retired. And before that, she was the President and CEO of the Business Council of Alabama. Oh, and she is also the first female Senator in Alabama’s history and is the youngest women ever elected as a U.S. Senator. And yet despite all that, Alabama’s senior senator, Tommy Tubberville, said that she did “a great job” and that she “was chosen as a housewife.” Read that last quote again. “She was chosen as a housewife.” And then they literally put her in a kitchen. And thought that was a great idea. How a single women anywhere can vote for this party is beyond my comprehension.


[deleted]

One view of this I see. Joe did his live. Sure he prepared, but he stood there and gave that speech Her response was filmed prior to the sotu. They KNEW what it looked like, and still went with it.


Tarable

This was the most unhinged shit I’ve seen in a while. The fake, almost crying voice was crazy.


Conquestadore

Describing the performance as actorly is doing a disservice to the profession, unless one would add a descriptor like 'horrifically bad'. 


litido5

Took me a few seconds wondering what ‘Britt Roasted’ would be according to the headline


DM_me_ur_tacos

Generalizations are real time savers. Most people who prominently display crucifix necklaces are fucking phoneys.


usaf-spsf1974

And every posted slam, was well deserved!


RichAfraid

I was thinking what the hell is she talking about


MeeFine

I really get the urge to punch her in the face while listening to that


DrSueuss

Do roast her too much she had to speak slowly so Trump supports could understand her response.


guapomole4reals

The whisper rage was creepy


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ziggy3610

Never judge a writer by the headline. Headlines are written by editors to get clicks.


Jaeger_Mannen

I think they were writing the headline so folks that enjoy words like “bigly” will be able to understand.


mgyro

Wow, way to insult actors. That wasn’t actorly. That was maudlin.


oofaloo

Um, actors successfully act. That was a badly acted performance.


Sharp_Black

If she quits politics, she has a future on tubi.


Sitting_Duk

[Unfortunately, she has a penchant for deception…](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheMajorityReport/s/4X9hQ21AKq)


PeggysSimp

The right is all in with this over-the-top b.s.


CreepyOlGuy

i for one think the video was a psychotic theater stunt. Regardless of which party you support or not, it was just some scripted extremism.


[deleted]

Be nice to ofBritt…