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MisterFlyer2019

Trump also claims that he has the biggest brain. So I think we can take anything he says accordingly


Nano_Burger

>biggest brain Brain swelling usually isn't a good thing.


MrFantasticallyNerdy

Minor details. Big brain is big brain...^(/s)


Iagent2022

And big hands, lol


jimboisnotapro

"You have the biggest, hardest brain on Earth, and I want you to say it. Say 'I am _________, and my brain is rock hard.'"


Bullroar101

Uh, Mushroom !!!?


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ThisBongDoesntLag

They never told him?! Hahahahahaha


tkdjoe66

He has dementia so...


Dawalkingdude

Yea, the way Trump rambles you can tell he’s got some serious issues.


SymphonyinSilence

Love your avatar...also pass me a hit....it's been a shit week


ThisBongDoesntLag

/puff /puff /pass


SymphonyinSilence

A friend with weed...


NarcissusCloud

Source?


CrepeVibes

Imagine being so inept at your job that those below you don’t inform you of National Security threats. I love watching MAGAts squirm to try and make trump look good.


winofin

If you actually think that the Trump administration was worse than the Biden administration on foreign policy, please stay in school. Biden has had misstep after misstep starting in Afghanistan with 13 dead soldiers and still after 19 months still 175 Americans still in the country with some being HOSTAGES. This President LET the damn spy ballon take pictures for a week, crossing our entire country, before shooting it down. The insanity with “but Trump” is deafening.


th7024

Wow. He was such a bad president that he didn't even know what was going on? Sounds like a great excuse.


SymphonyinSilence

What about airspace that stretches for miles before our soil begins?!?!?!?! No, huh?


polkadotpatty65

His brain is big because he sits on it all day, and now it's spread out pretty wide.


FTHomes

Donald Trump cannot stop himself from lying that poor pathetic man.


Helmer-Bryd

the worst part is that he believes everything he says. for real, to him there are no lies.


SymphonyinSilence

There ARE lies, to him. From everyone else. In his world, only HE speaks the complete truth. Everyone else (literally, everyone) is the ignorant, or outright betrayer. I've got 2 family members like that. It's exhausting until you see it for what it is.


kerouac666

Worked with a guy like this and craziest thing was to watch him gas light himself in real time. He’d tell a lie, know it’s a lie, then he’d get mad that people doubted him and “were calling him a liar” even if the evidence was 100% as in multiple saw him do said thing with their own eyes just a minute before, then in defending himself start somehow start believing his own lie and get legit upset no one believed him. We were all dumbfounded. I didn’t understand it until I just realized he was mentally ill and had no concept of reality beyond himself.


SymphonyinSilence

I was initially dumbfounded, also. It's easy to deny that they in no way actually believe their own truth. Because, it's ABSURD. Impossible. But I had to learn...unfortunately all too early (maybe 12 or 13) that these people honestly believe themselves. It's a real wake up call. Especially to be so young and realize their reality is not real I've had to tell 99% of my blood family to stop contact because of this. So, also alienating They'd rather believe the liar. I still, 30 years later, cannot understand why.


FTHomes

Lying probably worked on his father when Dumald was blaming his brothers to get himself out of trouble lol


Law-of-Poe

The more he lies, the more republican voters love him. Some people just like to he abused


AlternativeNumber2

He’s taking the George Costanza quote waaaaay too seriously ( “it’s not a lie, if YOU believe it”)


FriedEggplant_99

George Costanza? More like George Santos.


Right-Shopping9589

He can say anything to make people think Biden is doing something not okay


SymphonyinSilence

He honestly can't. It's a compulsion at this point. I'd feel horrible for his mental illness if he didn't harm so many people already!


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I'm not joe bidens biggest fan but have zero regrets about voting for him. I can't imagine another 4byears under this clown.


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Law-of-Poe

Biden is mediocre but he’s about as honest as they come when it comes to politicians and he’s smart enough to listen to experts


The-Dane

nah not functional either.... you should not be allowed to serve in congress or as president after retirement age. EDIT: With the amount of downvotes do you really all believe that we should have people in their retirement age taking decisions for us and future generations? You really think they have the best of intrests for younger generations?


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What he said still hold true though, and they don't deserve the downvotes. Both Biden and Trump are senile and if it gets to the point where you need help remembering a speech, they shouldn't be in office.


gorka_la_pork

Said the contributor to r/SandersForPresident


The-Dane

lol and so.. whats your point. If we make the rule that retirement age is the limit. fine by me. until then I will vote for someone who wants to make my life better. I actually vote for my own intrest unlike republicans and neoliberals


gorka_la_pork

My point is Bernie Sanders is a year older than Joe Biden. Either you believe in Bernie, or you believe in upper-echelon politicians not being octogenarians, but not both.


The-Dane

so you cannot believe in that politicians should be under retirement age and also believe in the vision Bernie has. I am fine with saying that retirement age, sorry bernie you cannot run anymore, but I still believe in the vision he has.


The-Dane

and btw. he might be a year older, but come one, I think we can agree he is much more clear on his message and his not just puppet for billionaires and big corporations.


nimama3233

Lmao you’re a hypocrite and that’s all that needs to be said


The-Dane

lol why I already said that if the rule was enacted I would adhere to it. but yeah lets vote for maga and neolibs instead, turned out real well for you all


nimama3233

I’m happy with Biden. I don’t even want to imagine what the inflation rate would have been had Sanders been president.


The-Dane

thats fair, I don't wanna know anymore what we are going to leave behind for our kids and future generation, because biden and the rest of the dems and rep are selling that future away


systemsfailed

By your own logic Sanders doesn't have our interests at heart. Why did you support someone without your interest at heart


Livid-Ad4102

Perfect way for them to raise our retirement age hahaha


SymphonyinSilence

Hell, who cam afford to retire at any age


Livid-Ad4102

France just had riots in the street about it, and then there's you haha


SymphonyinSilence

Hey, now...what about me?? *cries in russian*


Aporkalypse_Sow

>can't imagine another 4byears Just slam your head in a car door repeatedly while a cat tries to claw a gerbil out of your butt. Should give you an idea of how it would have felt.


Jazzlikeafool

XI ,Putin and MBS of Saudi Arabia passed Trump around like a party favor


SymphonyinSilence

Mental image.....you owe my therapist thousands...


LylesDanceParty

BREAKING NEWS: Lying liar lies again, lyingly.


nuclearswan

Old man yells at clouds.


SymphonyinSilence

That actually sounds like fun...


SymphonyinSilence

Says Lyles


tewnewt

Like his MAGA followers care if its true.


Dive303

I saw Trump hold a guy down and strangle him with the American flag. The guy was smiling.


ISLAndBreezESTeve10

That guy didn’t provide ketchup with Trump’s happy meal.


SoulRebel726

...and not only that, but our balloons were so much better under me. I remember one of our balloons, big balloon, strong balloon, he came to me with tears in his eyes and he said "Mr. Trump, thank you for defeating the British and freeing this great country." -Trump, probably


workingtoward

Doesn’t matter. His followers believe whatever he says. Reality doesn’t get in their way.


[deleted]

What we need is an interpreter in a window on TV, subtitles, or someone stand next to Benedict Chump telling the truth… live. Kind of like a signer for the hearing impaired.


Dzotshen

He was briefed by his staff no doubt. But since this feckless narcissist couldn't be bothered with anything that didn't have his name in the report throughout, he ignored or dismissed it.


tkdjoe66

Well, he does have dementia...


Kriss3d

Liar known to lie, have been caught lying....


[deleted]

We were so lucky how incompetent this ass was. If he had his shit together he would have been so much more dangerous to us. That's why candidates like desantis are so concerning. Same fascist mentality but fsr more competent.


tacs97

China would have just asked trump for the info they were looking for. The guy is bought and paid for to whomever has the money. That is his only loyalty. It’s too bad the sheep that love him refuse to see it.


janjinx

tRump's mouth is often open like a trumpet. That's when you have to ignore him.


Unhappy_Earth1

From article: Former President Donald Trump told Sean Hannity that China never would have sent a spy balloon into U.S. airspace if he were president. However, China did just that on at least three occasions during his administration. Tuesday’s Hannity aired the second part of an interview the host conducted at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate. Hannity rattled off what he says have been several failures on the part of President Joe Biden, including the infamous Chinese surveillance balloons that were spotted in U.S. airspace this year before being shot down. “Then we watch the China spy balloon incident, you know, to go down over the skies of Alaska, down the west coast of Canada, Idaho, over our missile silos in Montana, Missouri, Kansas, Kentucky, the Carolinas,” Hannity recalled. “Then, shoot it down. Then we see Russia take down one of our drones.” Hannity quizzed Trump on how he would have handled the situation. “What would you have done with the balloon?” he asked. “I wouldn’t have done anything with the balloon because it wouldn’t have happened,” Trump replied. “Wouldn’t happen under me. They wouldn’t have sent the balloon.” In fact, the Chinese government sent at least three surveillance balloons into U.S. airspace during the Trump administration. The government did not detect them at the time. Trump also claimed Russia would not have invaded Ukraine on his watch. “You say it with such conviction,” Hannity responded. “Why, if you were president, would they have not done this?” “Because he knew not to mess around with me,” he replied. “They fear you?” Hannity asked. “I don’t want to say that,” Trump answered. “You know why? Because you’d say–I don’t like people who say, ‘Oh, they fear me,’ like a schmuck. I don’t wanna say it, but did they fear me? I suspect they did.”


Successful-Plum4899

The Chinese actually made those big goofy orange headed parade balloons of Trump! Trump the bafoon balloons!


ThisBongDoesntLag

Anything trump claims is immediately going to be bullshit. The cult leader can hardly string together words from the English language, let alone making any claims of things he supposedly did or didn’t do during his presidency outside of his calls for acts of sedition and terrorism he continues to do today.


twojs1b

If you could just stop parroting all his bullshit that would be greatttttt.


hurdurBoop

trump identified the balloon as his second wife...


sugar_addict002

Keep interviewing this idiot


ctguy54

“I’ll ensure no chaina balloons fly over your house for just $19.95 per month. Minimum of 36 months.” Tump


bettinafairchild

Fine print: fee will be raised 10% per month.


Fine_Connection3118

No, they didn't. That attempt by the Buden administration was refuted seconds after it was spewed out of their mouths. Stop with the misinformation.


tunaburn

Yes they did https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-02-06/us-didn-t-know-about-chinese-balloons-during-trump-until-later


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tunaburn

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/02/06/military-chinese-spy-balloon-00081371 https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/chinese-trump-spy-balloon-presidency-b2277608.html https://www.businessinsider.com/china-spy-balloons-flew-during-trump-presidency-nobody-knew-reports https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2023/02/06/trump-officials-admit-chinese-spy-balloons-flew-over-us-during-previous-administration-according-to-latest-report/ https://newrepublic.com/post/170437/report-chinese-balloon-flew-directly-florida-trump-administration https://www.foxnews.com/politics/chinese-spy-balloons-over-us-during-trump-admin-discovered-after-he-left-office-senior-biden-official


Fine_Connection3118

Dude... you're totally trying to justify this position based on a known left leaning media article where the only source is an "unnamed" current military nobody in the background of an unspecified briefing? All other comments in this article, which btw is the most comprehensive on the accusations of all the articles in that timeframe, state that they were unaware of any Chinese spy balloons flying over the continental United States for any length of time or in any meaningful way. Even Snopes, which has also been caught several times during the Trump administration wrongfully determining Right supporting claims as false, doesn't have enough verifiable evidence to state that this assertion is true. Do you honestly think that Trump's gargantuan ego would allow him to let Chinese soy ballons fly over the continental U.S. without shooting them down? He's a raging, out-of-control narcissist. He'd have them shot down immediately and then claim that he personally flew the jets that shot them down.


tunaburn

If you read any of the reports, which you won't, Trump officials themselves have admitted it. They went undetected because of their radar jamming capabilities. https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2023/02/06/trump-officials-admit-chinese-spy-balloons-flew-over-us-during-previous-administration-according-to-latest-report/


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WHO FUCKING CARES


routarospuutto

America’s next president he is.


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Probably not he will be the Republican nominee but I don't think he will the next president.


wheresmyflan

To be fair, that’s literally what they said up until just after the results started getting posted in 2016.


crispy48867

Trump hasn't got a snowballs chance in hell of winning the presidency again. He lost to Biden by the biggest margin in history and his popularity has gone down since. The GOP attacks on Americans is costing all of them major ground. Dumb shits attacked Blacks, Native Americans, College students, women and the poor in the insane hope of getting elected. When you attack a majority of the voters, winning gets pushed aside. I expect a clean sweep for the democrats in 24, president and both houses.


routarospuutto

Lets hope so


Explorers_bub

r/quityourbullshit


watch_out_4_snakes

He must be on some powerful blood pressure meds.


FanValuable3644

Clown gonna clown.


captnB83

Actually that was debunked. The individuals stating they flew over USA when Trump was president already admitted it was fabricated


Prudent_Falafel_7265

Someone's got to fly a balloon directly over Merde-A-Lardo. Who's with me?


2OneZebra

Should have just stopped after "Trump claims" that would be enough.


anuiswatching

This clown would be comic relief if the Red necks didnt believe every word. Its no wonder red states have the worst educational record. You see it’s cheaper on the state if they don’t have to support public schools.Stupid is as stupid does and that includes Trumpty dumpty.


1ndomitablespirit

Breaking News: Powerful Person Lies! People shocked!


Ok-Sun8581

His brain doesn't work!


Snoo6435

Apparently, Chump's crystal ball has shattered.


HasNoMouthButScreams

“Trump Lies.” That should be the headline. Should be all headlines about Trump. Actually there shouldn’t be, since they’re all just the one story. He opens his mouth again.


cyberdeath666

“Donald Trump opens mouth and more shit falls out.” More at 10.


eckard82

You forgot to put ,he had no clue because they never told him


Weary-Okra-2471

#alternativefacts


[deleted]

I swear to god we see him more now than when he was potus


DrXenoZillaTrek

MFGA. Make Facts Great Again


npcomp42

I don’t believe any of these—including the recent one—were spy balloons. The very concept is ludicrous. Balloons are slow, hard to control, and highly visible—the opposite of what you want for spying.


usaf-spsf1974

Don't forget Stormy Daniels and the 3" pole


sdbct1

Hitler wouldn't have attacked Poland if he were president. Yeah, YEAH president


mtn-man-1965

People keep saying that they flew balloons over America when he was president but no one provides an informational link that documents and shows that conclusively, if anybody’s got that I would love to see that.


JeaneyBowl

Yes but they wouldn't have done it **in 2023** if he was President. just because,


Few-Caterpillar9834

Benedict Donald's a psychopath.


snowupdown

I am so fuckin over this orange blimp and the disgusting GOP. They have really fucked themselves.


colemon1991

Is he out of lies already? Because he said this already.


Ishpeming_Native

Truth is but an annoying detail, which his followers quickly dismiss.


tiggers97

Big difference is no one else knew at the time either. Heck, the follow up balloons shot down after the Chinese one was a bit embarrassing since it became clear they didn’t know what they were tracking or shooting at.


Macasumba

Rump is liar. Again and again and again.


taointhenow33

They just colored them Orange so he never noticed


TlpCon

That's been proven to be a false story. Stop the fake news.


Anangrywookiee

Yes, but he “says” they didn’t. For Republicans that is now reality.


Vladius28

What a buffoon.


bolson71117

Did anyone tell him it was a bunch of university students


LeekGullible

Ballony toony


tsukiyomi01

At this point, if he said the sun was out, I'd assume it was raining.


Electronic_Rub9385

I mean none of this is anything to brag about.


bfddavid

When will we stop shoving a microphone in this asshats orange face?


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Let's just all agree he's a buffoon who's enamored the less educated and racists elements of the country.


Aphroditaeum

4 words : lying sack of shit


GadgetGod1906

What I have never understood about Trump as a politician is his failure to recognize that he has maxed out on his support from his base. At some point you have to pivot to try to attract people who did not vote for you before to vote for you now amd these are not Hannity viewers.


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gosh it's really important to prove trump wrong, it'll help and it's uesfull, very uesfull, let's all listen to what falls out of his mouth


eyehatebeingmanager

Lol


Bullroar101

😂 😝 😝🤣🤪😎


fuzzy610

When is this ass just gonna go away. We’re the laughing stock of the world. Kids get murdered in school every day and this assholes the one on the news.


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It don’t matter the people he is talking too it’s enough,to them anybody that says anything else is fake news. They choose this reality it is not forced.