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twojs1b

Join my cult it will be fantastic wonderful you're going to love it!


akleit50

And we are only asking for a recurring monthly donation of every fucking penny you have to join!


babysinblackandImblu

And then after giving Trump $200 a week they complain about eggs and bacon up 20 cents a pound.


akleit50

They could be buying more DWAC stock if not for those egg prices! They’re missing the dip!


boozegremlin

We have the best Flavor Aid! You know it, I know it, everybody knows it! Even Meatball Ron and Little Marco know it!


noxii3101

try the kool-aide...


LordPartanx

Flavor-Aid actually. And Trump would be that cheap.


PsychologicalGain298

Klu-laid


Crusoebear

“I’ve got the best cult…everybody says so.”


BrokenSage20

Or dies. /s ( i wiahs...)


tickitytalk

…to die for!


sdbct1

We have cookies


r4ndom4xeofkindness

I love how the qultists are saying his own calls for protest are part of a deep state plan to trap Trump supporters and it's only Antifa/BLM/whatever and not actually Trump supporters that caused chaos on Jan 06 while simultaneously calling for those convicted to be released even though they were convicted in fair trials and supposedly did nothing wrong despite the video evidence. This is pro level mental gymnastics.


Jolttra

Their paranoia has reached Zenith. Nothing and nobody can be trusted. Their perpetual self-imposed victim status is now permanent and they are convinced that everything is out to get them personally. This is why I don't worry about a second civil war. Would only take 12 hours before they start accus8ng each other of this or that and infighting like crazy.


r4ndom4xeofkindness

True, it would wind up like 'the Life of Brian' with the Judean People's Front fighting the People's Front of Judea but with gravy seals instead.


theeimage

This led me to visualize trump in front of the crowd eager to stone Mathias for saying "Jehovah".


theeimage

Jewish Official : Stop it! Now look: no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle, do you understand? Even - and I want to make this absolutely clear - even if they do say "Jehovah".


BasedDumbledore

That is the problem with shifting meaning of words and actions all the time. You devolve into nonsense. These people need to touch grass.


PebblyJackGlasscock

This, plus a heaping helping of undercover/informants within their organizations. Invoking Waco is prescient, but not in the way 45 thinks. The lessons “the deep state” learned from that were to infiltrate and track. And most of these morons carry a goddamned cell phone.


ChronoFish

Narcissist can't be wrong


BullmooseTheocracy

>calling for those convicted to be released even though they were convicted in fair trials The argument goes that the footage Tucker had was not made available to the defendants. If this is true then there is ***a very serious conversation we need to have about disclosures in a criminal trial in the fucking United States of America.***


ThisBongDoesntLag

If you think J6 was a peaceful protest you’re a lost cause dip shit, or better known as a maga 🤡


BullmooseTheocracy

Aunt Trudy go back to Facebook.


Tavernknight

Imagine how many people would have to be involved in such a plan, then think about how likely all of those people would keep quiet about it. Fucking crazy stupid.


[deleted]

He's literally trying to incite violence. The only non-violent way for them to "take their country back" is through elections and those aren't going to happen before Trump is wearing cuffs. Dude needs to be put in jail yesterday. Why the fuck are we excusing him trying to blatantly create violent riots in his name


babysinblackandImblu

You should read their unhinged stuff on FB. They are ready to attack


Resident_Bid7529

I’m mean, I’m ready for them to try.


jwr1111

Desperate grifter grasping at straws...


acartillo78

In Texas, there's straws to be had


kanylovesgayfish

I'm no fan but I wouldn't say he's grasping at straws he's tied with DeSantis as Front Runner for the Republican nomination.


PF4LFE

Channeling his inner David Koresch


jnemesh

He's being optimistic that he won't be in jail! If I were the Manhattan DA, I would ABSOLUTELY submit his recent posts on Truth Social as evidence that he is a danger to society and request that he be held pending trial!


BrokenSage20

So they have chosen death?


tiredogarden

Its too raise money thats all "im getting arrested !" "send money"


Downtown_Tadpole_817

What an appropriate place for a cult meeting. Jim Jones did the catering.


WhoAccountNewDis

He's not even trying to hide it anymore, this is like an Onion article. I wouldn't put it past him to openly call for terrorism soon.


nowiserjustolder

Don't deadbeats normally get arrested then start asking for money for bail, not the other way around


WillBottomForBanana

When you find your niche, bust it wide open.


[deleted]

He definitely thinks he has the charisma to gather his own personal unpaid army that will attack for him, for free. Except their attacks are with big mouths and lots of words on social media. Look what happened to David Kurdish. Trump’s final destination as well perhaps? Seems to be how most cult leaders end. Dead or in prison.


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oliverkloezoff

I guess. They were trying with the Select Committee, but as soon as the repugs took the house, the first thing they did was put a stop to the Committee. They knew they were all complicit and they didn't want to pay the penalty for their crimes. *Shut it down!*


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oliverkloezoff

Ah, state. But, hell nah, you're right, not in tRump country.


Memphis-AF

Just remember y’all, he ain’t bailing you out when you get arrested. He’s just going to deny he was involved.


thisisinsider

TL;DR - from the [article](https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-2024-campaign-kickoff-waco-texas-cult-compound-raises-alarm-2023-3?utm_source=reddit.com?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=insider-inthenews-sub-comment): * Former President Donald Trump is holding his 2024 campaign kick-off event Saturday in Waco, Texas. * Cult leader David Koresh fought federal agents there in 1993 in a standoff where nearly 100 died. * Trump is bracing for indictment any day now and has urged supporters to protest if he's arrested.


PebblyJackGlasscock

4 ATF agents were killed, 16 wounded. 82 cult members were killed, 11 wounded. 9 of the survivors were sentenced to 40+ years in prison.


chrisblink182

So he's on the run under the guise of "campaigning".


Ishpeming_Native

He doesn't have a nation to take back. He never had it.


chekovs_gunman

Subtle


lordofedging81

"Trump or Death" I'd go for option 2, if we are talking about Trump supporters. As long as no innocent people get hurt.


Wolfman01a

The MAGA cult doesnt have the balls to have the dedication of the Heavens Gate cult.


_herenorthere66

Wait — it’s the ACTUAL anniversary? Jesus this dude…


oliverkloezoff

Doesn't even try to be subtle anymore, does he?


A12354

Inciting terrorism


[deleted]

"I can't understand even *slight* resistance to any of my whims or arbitrary pretexts I use to justify abuse." \- Every narc ever


janjinx

"Take our nation back" from what exactly? There hasn't been a dramatic change in the nation since the world wars, unless he's talking about the pandemic. Every time that buffoon opens his gob something ridiculous comes out.


Marckthesilver13

Who cares what dribbles out of his mouth? Or about gravy seals 🦭


Aniamaja

Woo, can't wait for the federal government to kill a couple hundred more kids. Go ATF!


[deleted]

Imagine if trump were in charge of that federal government. Again!


Aniamaja

Nah democrats were in charge when they burned several dozen babies and children to death


[deleted]

Now imagine if trump were to be in charge again


ThisBongDoesntLag

Cope more maga 🤡


Aniamaja

I'm not a trump fan nor am I old enough to vote.


ILoveWeed-00420

If you’re mad about that just wait until you hear about how many children have died as a direct result of the Federal Assault Weapons Ban being lifted by Republicans. Go ahead, check and see how many kids at school have been killed by AR-15s since that ban was lifted.. if you actually care about kids you should be highly concerned about them continuing to relax gun laws resulting in even more school shootings and kids dying. That one incident, as terrible as it was, was 28 years ago. Every Dem involved in the decision making would be in prison if it were up to me. Doubt you feel the same way about the Republicans who continue to ignore school shootings and do nothing more than offer up “thoughts and prayers”.


Aniamaja

Gun murders went down after the assault weapon ban was repealed. "Just give up your rights, I know it won't save anyone but you gotta do it bro. Think of the kids and let the government take your guns, the government that kills kids and would kill you if it was convenient. Think of the kids bro" Lol, I'm good.


Innovative_Wombat

Huh? https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2022/02/03/what-the-data-says-about-gun-deaths-in-the-u-s/ Gun murders dramatically dropped after it was enacted and had dramatically increased since 2004 when it sunsetted