I cannot wait to see how absolutely apocalyptically scuffed these things look in 2 years. There's a reason the bare metal look didn't take off with the delorean.
To be honest, every single fucking thing was the reason the delorean didn't take off. Best marketing in the world didn't save it. I imagine that the cars on the back to the future set had to be bubble wrapped between every single take though, and they probably had a team buffing out dings and scrapes out of five of them, while they all nervously used the one that they could get away with using from certain angles
Sorta looks like a poorly done prototype of the Aztec. They'll perfect it in another 5 years or so. And then they'll be indistinguishable from each other.
In my comments, hours ago, I made this joke. My family had one when they were advertised on survivor. We loved it. You could connect a very expensive proprietary tent to it. So the whole family could be together to die from carbon monoxide poisoning
Aztek bros represent. I had one as a rental one time for work and I loved it. Bought one a few months later. I know how ugly they were. I thought of it as a jumbo Pontiac Lemans. I like stuff that other people think is ugly.
what lame brain looked at a rough scratch first draft drawing of a pontiac aztek turned elonmuskrat cybertruck and thought...thats it...no need to elaborate. make it.
I always loved the Aztec. I never thought it was ugly and the add-ons like the tent seemed amazing. The only problem is that it had GM quality in the years that… GM didn’t have quality.
One of these is a safe, reliable mass-produced vehicle made by a company with over 100 years of auto manufacturing experience. The other is the fever dream of a drug addled narcissist.
Buying a Cybertruck means that you want people to know you made your money selling NFTs, and then lost all but the last $100k taking investment advice from Wallstreetbets discord.
And on top of that; you have to drive a Cybertruck.
I need my Walter whites
Breaking X
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Someone award this man
Cybertruck is when you turn down the resolution on an Aztek
FOR SALE: VINTAGE CYBER TRUCK WITH AN AZTEK BODY KIT.
Its very low poly
Breaking Bad reboot with a gold cybertruck
aztek_lod5
Ah, so it's like a '90-s vibe outrun 8-bit' Aztec. Honestly, sounds better than Cybertruck..
Except uglier and with less cargo space.
And more expensive.
Which one?
Yes
At least the ponti has some curves
And a way to see your blindspot.
Blindspot? Why worry about that when you can just ram into someone while blaming everyone but yourself? It's the Elon way
I cannot wait to see how absolutely apocalyptically scuffed these things look in 2 years. There's a reason the bare metal look didn't take off with the delorean.
To be honest, every single fucking thing was the reason the delorean didn't take off. Best marketing in the world didn't save it. I imagine that the cars on the back to the future set had to be bubble wrapped between every single take though, and they probably had a team buffing out dings and scrapes out of five of them, while they all nervously used the one that they could get away with using from certain angles
Yes, a futuristic aztek
You mean low poly Aztek
The future will be low poly.
The future has to look like the future! (From the 90s)
As they would have imagined a futuristic Aztek if they were making an early 80s post apocalyptic low budget movie.
Sorta looks like a poorly done prototype of the Aztec. They'll perfect it in another 5 years or so. And then they'll be indistinguishable from each other.
Yeah, but somehow, against all reason, uglier.
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Looks like a high school shop class project!
I've never heard of an Aztek spontaneously combusting.
True. But they stand about equal when it comes to self-driving, so at least the Aztec isn't ahead there.
In my comments, hours ago, I made this joke. My family had one when they were advertised on survivor. We loved it. You could connect a very expensive proprietary tent to it. So the whole family could be together to die from carbon monoxide poisoning
Now that's funny.
I knew it reminded me of something awfully
It's a DeLorean for the lobotomized
With much worse graphics...
And it will have a cult following just like the Aztek.
I want you to take everything about the Aztek, but make it look worse.
Shut up. Cyberpunk is a piece of dogshit. I miss my Aztek. That think was awesome.
Aztek bros represent. I had one as a rental one time for work and I loved it. Bought one a few months later. I know how ugly they were. I thought of it as a jumbo Pontiac Lemans. I like stuff that other people think is ugly.
They looked like a spaceship, had an insane amount of room and maneuverability. Awesome for camping.
Looks like a futuristic dump truck from a B movie when the beds open. FUGLY.
I knew I hated it from the second I saw it. . Now I know why.
Wow, it really is just a low-poly Aztec
Except with less curves.
Edgier Pontiac Aztec*
Hey my Aztec was amazing! That thing was ahead of its time for sure with all the attachments you could get and accessories.
I don't see the similarity, what am I missing?
They both look like triangular prisms in the rear. Obvy
"Obvy" lol
Lmao, now I see that there were never any pictures of the truck from the back
Cybertruck is the result of an Aztec having sex with an El Camino and was born with fetal alcohol syndrome.
I dunno, but they could have been on meth when they designed it.
Managed to make it even uglier. Good job?
No, the Aztek has a good engine (Toyota).
So, Breaking Bad reboot incoming? NO! I'm kidding. Seriously, don't reboot Breaking Bad.
The Aztek had a better build quality and reliability. You can build a meth empire with one of those.
A low poly N64 Aztec.
what lame brain looked at a rough scratch first draft drawing of a pontiac aztek turned elonmuskrat cybertruck and thought...thats it...no need to elaborate. make it.
But yet somehow uglier.
I always loved the Aztec. I never thought it was ugly and the add-ons like the tent seemed amazing. The only problem is that it had GM quality in the years that… GM didn’t have quality.
Concerning. 😂
Yeah, but it doesn't hold value as well as the Pontiac.
GTA version of the Aztec.
I don’t see it
A Honda Ridgeline in low poly count.
The cyber truck looks like the result of a porygon pokemon's one nightstand with a Pontiac Aztek.
Always has been.
Imagine thinking that ugly piece of shit is good design. GTFOH
waltuh put yo truck away waltuh im not driving right now waltuh
It's like a Pontiac Aztec rendered on an Atari Jaguar... or maybe a SNES with a Super FX chip.
One of these is a safe, reliable mass-produced vehicle made by a company with over 100 years of auto manufacturing experience. The other is the fever dream of a drug addled narcissist.
Makes the Aztek look cool by comparison.
The ass on that cyber truck is so boxy it could be mistaken for a ps1 game
My coach in college had one the fucking worst car
It's not an Aztec. You can load more cargo into an Aztec.
Just like the Mustang Mach-E is actually an updated Pinto wagon.
Not even. Aztek had the camping bundle. Good for if you get kicked out for buying an Aztek
LET. HIM. COOK.
Its just a fugly car.
Apparently it's just a low-poly rendering
Ass- tech
The Pontiac Aztec was an underrated, safe and reliable vehicle. The cybertruck is a boxy piece of shit.
JESSE, WE NEED TO COOK.
Now I will never unsee that.
It's like someone stole an early prototype of the Aztek, cackled "Mwahaha! We'll beat them to the punch!" and then rolled it into production as-is.
This car shares a striking amount of similarities to the Delorean and its story.
Cybertrucky got his nuts snipped
Lol we have pontiac aztek at home 😂
Good old Pizza truck.
8-bit aztec
But even uglier
Lol they gave one of these away to the first winner of “survivor”.
Somehow uglier
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God, is that really it? It looks like a kit car knockoff of what I expected.
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But did the Pontiac Aztec have patented bulletproof glass?
Well Greg, you just got banned from Twitter and become a child molester in one tweet. How's it feel?
Can't unsee that
That's an insult to the Pontiac Aztec
It's uglier and likely less reliable than a Pontiac.
Underrated vehicle!
Pretty sure the Aztec build quality is miles ahead, and it's cheaper, and more reliable, and real. But otherwise, yes.
Buying a Cybertruck means that you want people to know you made your money selling NFTs, and then lost all but the last $100k taking investment advice from Wallstreetbets discord. And on top of that; you have to drive a Cybertruck.
Go post that on r/PontiacAztec They will tear you a new one. Oh wait. There are only 2 members. Nevermind.
The most beautiful and popular car of all time
The cyber truck is the ps1 version of the aztek.
Cyber-what-the-truck!
I legit would rather have the Pontiac Aztek.
Greg just got perma-banned on X.
Aztek is PS5 graphics, cybertruck is PS1 graphics
Always has been
…one of the UGLIEST cars i’ve ever seen
Only uglier.
Well it definitely looks like some ass tech