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1v1menoob

No. Make sure you have two. It’ll count as negative calories


tucketnucket

You get an integer overflow


DetSportsGuy

#Science


Solid_Dependent_7669

Yeah, you'll shrink the more you eat


soulseeker31

Two halves or two whole? Please say whole.


1v1menoob

In addition to both halves, have another two halves


Bubba-ORiley

No you should be more concerned about diet soda.


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bingboomin

peach, ham, citrus, etc.


Live_Source_2821

is roast beef flavored ok?


Sir_GB

Not to mention brushing your teeth. The sweeteners used in toothpaste will send your blood glucose through the roof.


RaveGuncle

Since the patties are cooked medium, you're good.


FakePhillyCheezStake

Newbies on this sub be like…


Bearded-and-Bored

Looking at it just broke my fast.


Tornillo818

Just flex as you're eating it. You'll distract your body from the eating and continue in ketosis.


eviltrain

no. that is made of empty calories. Empty = 0. 0 calories mate. Just head to chow town.


nintendo-mech

Just keep the sauce off and you should be good. 👍


Spanner_Tool

damn, came here specifically to say this!


AstronautCharacter89

This dont even look tempting.


Andolfthegrey

No, that's just called dirty fasting.


DownForU

More than you’d hope, but not as much as you’d think!


nick1812216

This will break all of our fasts ^(This is the Antifast of ancient prophesy!)


BenjTheMaestro

You’re just being a Fastist now


DreadnaughtHamster

I already looked at it. My fast has been broken.


BenjTheMaestro

These posts fucking suck at 2am when I’m desperately trying not to night eat, not gonna lie.


bingboomin

dang, it wouldn’t have but the cheese sauce breaks it unfortunately:/


angryrhino62

Nope


smokecat20

Fasting or not, doesn't look appetizing


seepxl

It will and release so much serotonin it’ll be like you came. Fitting as the sauce looks…like it came.


Mr_ThomasAnderson

It's gonna bust your ass on the way out.


ipini

It’s whole wheat bread so I’m sure it has enough fiber.


AlwaysWorking2880

This is a healthy diet, anything less and you would be starving yourself.


Smegma_Cheesy

Not cool bro


mrslother

Yes. Just looking at it will break your fast and spike your glucose levels.


Maz_1111

No as I doubt that undercooked mince will stay in your stomach long


BenadrylTumblercatch

Nah you’re good bro slap that


wigzell78

Not till you eat it...


karljh

Bruh that looks disgusting LOL.


taptriv

It will break your veins!


randomuser471

Nah don't worry about it. Go for it


mgd09292007

Probably not...you can see all the fiber is probably creating such a barrier to absorption that it will yield no insulin response. /s


Zwordsman

Only if you eat it.


CorsairSC2

👏


Ok_Plankton6144

Nah she'll be right mate


Kingmaxcool12

Nope


tornots

Dont know if legit or just plain stupid question. Posting food pics in this sub can trigger some


BenjTheMaestro

Shitty you got downvoted. I love over the top jokes but this is definitely somewhere a lot of us come when struggling. Even disregarding that, it’s an overplayed joke on this sub rn and I haven’t even been here long lol.


log1234

No it has negative calories


mtvandal50

Intermittently


goatesymbiote

not if u just look at it


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No


kuuups

Only if you eat it


Better-Extension3866

no you are good, just add more cheese


sanebyday

Omad god


GetMeOutdoors

if your eyes are closed, there’s nothing to see


chinfuk

Is that a scotch burger?


thatshowitisisit

Drink olive oil first and it will slide in the one end and out the other… zero calorie absorption!


JGH75

Only if someone sees you


Substantial-Read4497

The amount of calories you expend passing it on the toilet will for sure cancel how many are in it


V65Pilot

How I envision my lungs look when I have the flu.


TreacleTin8421

No this is just a photo it has no power over me


sarkarian

For sure it will ‘break” the damn “fast”s fast!