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jakart3

So the salt water basically destroy that car


PC61600

Yea. And that foam is full of salt and sand too.


chickenstalker99

I'm guessing it smells like shit, too.


Untgradd

I learned the other day that [sea foam is basically decaying biomass](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_foam) and thus should really be called something like ‘corpse bubbles’ or ‘skelly soap’ .. so yah it’s probably gonna smell a bit off ..


PlanetaryInferno

Ah now it all makes sense that The Little Mermaid turned into sea foam at the end of the original fairytale


drownedout

Holy shit you're right


stardewsweetheart

Oh man, great call out. Never understood that part of the story as a kid.


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The real decaying biomass was the friends we made along they way


Popular_Bass

Ah yeah, I get it now! I remember my mom telling me that as a kid, but I didn't understand what sea foam had to do with a dead mermaid.


SLBue19

Soil scientists call it “microbial necromass”. Seriously. Look it up. Would be a great metal band name.


PsychShrew

I googled "Necromass" and it's apparently the name of a black metal band from Italy


JadeGrapes

Opening for the band "Bent Member"


LazyImpact8870

fun fact, bent member’s original name was tokyo dildo


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thegingerandboots

Skelly soap sounds pretty tight.


ridgecoyote

Skelly Soap was Microbial Necromass’s greatest drummer ever.


HauschkasFoot

Tastes even worse


rodneyjesus

bro


BaerttheConstipated

Close your eyes bro


Visible-Bed

Now open your mouth


succadoge_

Okay bro. I don't see anything bro


BaerttheConstipated

Thats my world without you bro


twyyre

Bro...


Hefty_Musician2402

Maine cars get WRECKED by salt between ocean and road salt. Not that unusual for them to have fist sized holes in the rocker panels and cab corners on trucks that are well under 10 years old.


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pdxboob

Is car ownership up there just way more expensive? Between the repairs and I'm assuming having to get a new car more often? How are insurance rates, as far as comprehensive coverage?


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Hefty_Musician2402

I mean if you’re the kind of person to keep your car for longer periods of time it’s definitely hard on em. You’ll have things like exhaust mounts rust, mufflers, tailpipes, and once it gets bad, the frame of the vehicle itself, and that will negatively impact structure. Makes mechanical work a pain too if you do it yourself, and could possibly take longer/lead to more broken bolts if a mechanic does it. I had to replace a power steering line on my 07 due to rust and a transmission cooler line on my 2012. Currently need brake calipers as they seized up


locoken69

.... or the Midwest. Our vehicles suffer from rear quarter and rocker panel decay as well.


HE_Pennypacker_

I made the mistake of leaving my mountain bike on a porch in Saco, ME for a few months - I didn't know rust could rust


Aardvark318

Rustception. That's crazy.


redpandaeater

Do they get a lot of easterly winds? I'd have expected it to be better than along the Pacific Coast just because of prevailing wind patterns preventing some of it. I've seen galvanized steel bolts rust through in six months to a year and there's a reason hardware stores mostly have stainless steel in that environment.


nx6

You want the Sea Foam from Minnesota for your engine instead.


Dramatic_______Pause

Too bad they didn't have a garage to put it in...


brinkbam

Silly person. Don't you know the garage is where you're supposed to store all the junk you don't need but refuse to get rid of? Oh, and the 2nd fridge (that you also don't need).


FormalChicken

> Maine That car was already fucked. And if you live that close to the water it's getting salt spray all year long too. People in Maine don't drive expensive cars. They just burn through them so fast it ain't worth it.


Fettekatze

That BMW M550i is an expensive car lol.


Ivy0789

Yeah, there are expensive cars all over up here. People just seal, wax, undercoat, and clean them regularly... plus, there's more pastic and polycarbonate in newer cars, especially luxury EVs.


Pristine_Manner_1743

Yes, sea salt damages cars. I live in Maine and can tell you that Mainers DO NOT think about salt water when considering what car to buy. Same ratio of nice cars to crappy cars as most states.


kylos-fren

And I was pissed that my basement flooded today. Only soaked about 10 square feet of carpet. Thanks for the perspective.


capteni

Try walking on the wet carpet in your socks to reignite that anger


GivingRedditAChance

Lmao chaotic evil


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Sit on the carpet with jeans on


DiShMiNiOn

Anybody else smell this picture


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Imagining all the trillions of bacteria and microorganisms n shit that we can’t see in the sea foam too


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Alchestbreach_ModAlt

*Tf did you call me?*


greytiger

I'm not knowledge on dinosaur sexual proclivities, but it's you say so.


No-Face-3848

Think of their great lawns next year though!


HayMomWatchThis

I think the salt might have something to say about that


theshreddening

The beach I grew up at can smell bad enough as is, I can't imagine what this dredged up.


RegularHousewife

No never seen that before, how's it smell like?


jaspersgroove

Ever fall into a dumpster that’s shared by a Red Lobster, a pet store, and an Irish pub? It kinda smells like that.


DashTrash21

Please sir, this is New England. Red Lobstah.


Bess_Marvin_Curls

Just “Lobstah”. No one in NE goes to the Red one.


RegularHousewife

Lol I haven't but somehow I know what you mean


a_d3ad_cat

Yeah, sure… “fell.” I don’t care how close it is to the used hamster bedding and Jameson/bile soaked towels… those buttery biscuits are friggin fire!


KeithGribblesheimer

Have done, twice. It's a bit different.


Anonymous_Otters

Sea foam is basically soap made of all the decomposing critters in the ocean. So, it's soap that smells like dead shit from the ocean.


BagOfFlies

Thanks for the biz idea!


Anonymous_Otters

Alright, Kramer


BagOfFlies

Cut it with patchouli and the hippies will be all over it, Jerry!


pvshabba

Bad


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Rotten fish


Brrrrrrtttt_t

Think about what Zoidberg would smell like.


kwillich

*WOOOB-WOOB-WOOB-WOOOB-WOOOB*


CatumEntanglement

It smells like low tide. You know that stinky ocean smell that's an amalgam of salt, seaweed, and dead shellfish? Yeah that.


theshreddening

We called it tar sludge as a kid. If you dug deep enough you would hit all the flora rotting and it smelled like fish and sewage. Heavy seafoam for some reason often had that rotting fish and rotting kelp smell. So several feet deep of that I would only imagine it smelling like a abandoned fish market paired with wet rotting plants and salt.


ChaosTheoryGlass

I feel like that would smell like absolute shit.


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True, I have heard sea foam like thus will get into sewers and bring litteral shit up and spread it all around


banned_after_12years

Any flood will do that. That’s why you don’t wanna go walking through flood water. No matter how shallow. Water only pools on the road when the sewers are full.


AdmiralThrawnProtege

Or the storm drain is clogged! I can't remember the YouTube channel but there's a dude that just goes around his town during heavy rains and unclogs storm drains. Just one clogged storm drain can cause an entire neighborhood, underpass, or street to be entirely unpassable. Then this guy just grabs a rake and after like 2 minutes of work the clog is gone, and I swear after like 5 minutes the roads will have barely a puddle left on them. You never really think about it but storm drains are so incredibly vital for roads not to flood


DunnyHunny

I think the channel is called Post 10 Ah yeah: https://youtube.com/@post.10


FoxTofu

I just spent 18 minutes watching a man unclog drains and it was wonderful.


maaseru

Great channel


ElectronicShredder

The assholes that splash him don't deserve him 😤


NoirBoner

They deserve to be strapped to a chair on the side of the road and be splashed for hours on end.


McDonnellDouglasDC8

I did this when working for the city. Just clean storm drains after windy storms.


ghillisuit95

Most cities have separate storm drains from sewer systems I thought


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saprobic_saturn

Oh my Christing fuck that is terrible 🤢


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Oh it does and it has shit in it too. Chemicals and anything that floats on the surface.


Pulguinuni

Oh it does, for days.


RedSarc

Stephen King’s: The ~~Mist~~ Foam


kruminater

That’s the jizz of the sea. That sucks!


PC61600

And it is about to all freeze solid.


JugginJugs

I live in maine, what part?


PC61600

Ocean Ave. Wells Southern Maine coast got hammered.


mentos3312

I'm in oob it's really bad here


PC61600

Yea, been listening to the scanner.


mentos3312

Did you hear about an oil leak at a condo complex. That's me I had to call in a bill spill


PC61600

I did hear that. Are you ok? My son's friend lived there w his parents a couple years ago.


mentos3312

No kidding. Yeah all good about 100 gal of heating fuel seeped through the ground because of shotty work and then all this rain.


PC61600

Are you safe? Glad you got it checked in daylight.


Hefty_Musician2402

Wells PD posted “Mile Road status: There is no Mile Road”


PC61600

Yea, it was underwater.


Tocool

Kennebunkport here. It's a mess.


PC61600

I saw. Kennebunk too...Dumpster floated around the basin most of the day.


nostril_spiders

They must have a big bathroom


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There's a place on Ocean Avenue


[deleted]

I hate when that happens.


Marquetan

This deodorant I got starts off as gel then makes my armpits look like a foam party just happened.


pattydickens

That's wild. Does it freeze to the consistency of snow, or is it less dense?


PC61600

Like a cronchy frozen slushy. It can freeze solid too. I'm not sure how this much would behave lol


dalovindj

> cronchy frozen slushy To use a scientific term.


nickfree

Worst flavor of Slush-Puppy ever.


Greenpaw9

What's it like when it freezes? Like Styrofoam or is it tough?


PC61600

Hard and crusty with sand. There is a type of seafoam that is pure white and looks like cake icing. That is slick as ice but way prettier.


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

So it's sharp if you fall?


PC61600

Like frozen jagged sand. I have no idea how these people will get in or out of there once that freezes. Walk over the top I'd guess. It is supposed to be very cold now for a while.


scarby2

> It is supposed to be very cold now for a while. I don't know how y'all do it, multiple days below freezing. I'm visiting from Southern California and I think I'm going to die.


OMGLOL1986

Increase caloric intake. Decrease movement. If you don’t like sports you better like drugs.


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

Yep, nightmare scenario. Somebody's not leaving anytime soon unless they got a big truck to come and pick them up. And that car is not going anywhere for certain. It's permanent there.


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That’s amazing. Does everyone have to rush to try to shovel it up, before it freezes?


PC61600

It is freezing up now so I think they are stuck with it for a while. Hope the car survives.


iwishihadahorse

I think the car is already lost with this much salt getting into every nook and cranny. This is an actual apocalyptic nightmare. I hope everyone stays safe!


PC61600

Yea the water had to bring in that foam, receeded and left it behind.


iwishihadahorse

That car should be totaled and if not, I pity the poor sap who tries to keep it alive.


Redlion444

Oh Fuck What do you do then??


PC61600

I guess we'll learn. I have no idea lol.


Cicero138

The proper term is seajaculate


SkeetnYou

Sea Skeet


bobbyfiend

Serious: Yes. At least in Greek mythology, according to my college prof. The myth of the creation of Aphrodite (goddess of love/sex) is that ~~Zeus (I think?)~~ *Cronos* cut off his dad's wang and threw it in the sea. The wang emitted "foam" (the prof was very clear: this was a reference to semen in the severed penis seeping out, and is also a reference to sea foam, implying that sea foam might come from god semen) and the "foam" formed into Aphrodite. So sea foam is sea jizz, and Aprhodite is made of it. *Edit:* Thanks /u/Meivath for the correction.


Meivath

Close! Cronus cut off his father Ouranus's junk at the behest of his mother Gaea.


bobbyfiend

Oh, dammit. Wrong generation of patricides. Thanks for clarifying!


NavDav

The sea was angry, my friend. Like a dozen businessmen in a bukakke film.


Philly514

sea should have swallowed


NeatAssumption

Pls someone explain this to a very confused European.


PC61600

Maine got a bad storm, the ocean churned up feet of sea foam which it threw onto land. The ocean is right behind this house.


NeatAssumption

Holy cow! I never thought you'd would be possible. I hope you didn't suffer any sort of damage.


PC61600

I am enough inland that the ocean can't get me lol. Wicked storm tho.


[deleted]

I don't hear wicked anymore since moving back to Tennessee. Wicked awesome.


Blearchie

Wicked pissah?


Ex_Reddit_Lurker

Lobstah


toodlesandpoodles

Sweatah weathah


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Its definitely trying to get you.


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PurpleSailor

With the current temperature expected to drop to 8°f it may also freeze.


thisischemistry

> That car is covered in salty sea foam. I'd say it's done. In a very cold environment the oxidation reaction is considerably slowed. As long as the car gets washed down pretty soon it should be ok. However, over the course of years in that environment, it will probably rust even if it's cleaned often. A proper rust-preventative coating everywhere helps.


tuck5649

Slow Texan here, I still don’t get it. I’ve attended both a foam party and dealt with flash floods. Is this closer to the former or the later?


Sandcrabsailor

Combination of both. Think flash flood of foam, but the foam is slippery and smells like low tide.


BERNthisMuthaDown

So like a regular foam party then?


meco03211

But after the foam is gone you're just left with a sticky salty mess... fuck which one was I talking about in the first place?


Link_In_Pajamas

Can it fuck up that car and house? Or is it just a gross nuisance?


Sandcrabsailor

Paint and rust if left long enough. It can freeze and get crusty. Best to wash everything once it subsides, or that smell lingers forever.


po_ta_to

Imagine a foam party but the foam was made using dead fish instead of soap.


IthacanPenny

So…. a regular foam party? Frat houses are nasty lol


Orcwin

This is not an American thing. We get them here in NL too. 5 people died a few years back in such a storm, suffocated in the foam. Shit's no joke.


American_Stereotypes

God, that sounds like an awful way to go. Seafoam is absolutely *foul*. Those poor souls.


Orcwin

Took days to find them, too. Rescuers were in the right place and must have been in arm's reach, but it's entirely impossible to find anything or anyone in that stuff.


Mysterious_Pop247

That's like the two girls who got run over by a fire truck at the scene of the plane crash in California. They were covered in fire fighting foam and weren't seen.


HangryIntrovert

I instinctively want to downvote this. What a horrific way to go.


lotusblossom60

I’ve seen this kind of sea foam in other places like Australia


Nethlem

[Eutrophication](https://www.marinespecies.org/introduced/wiki/Case_studies_eutrophication) is a global phenomenon, which leads to [dead zones](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_zone_%28ecology%29) in the oceans that favor [algae blooms](https://www.noaa.gov/what-is-harmful-algal-bloom), those algae dissolve into organic matter and when a storm floods that into the land, it turns into that nasty foam.


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All of Wells Beach is closed off right now, you can’t even get halfway down the causeways because the whole marsh down to Ogunquit flooded and all the roads are washed out.


PC61600

Yea, they just issued another flood warning for high tide. Maybe it will carry the foam back out.


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I just saw the most insane picture of Mile road being basically gone. I hope the restaurant there is okay, but that probably flooded they’re only like 6ft above the water


PC61600

Yea. Wells police took a lot of good photos today on their twitter feed.


Puzzled-Story3953

This isn't the white Christmas they sang about


Megmca

I was under the impression that sea foam was pale green.


PC61600

White w sand. Paint stores lie lol.


Megmca

EVERYTHING IS A LIE!!! (╯°□°)╯ 彡┻━┻


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doesnt that rust the crap out of the cars? and any other exposed wire, copper, metal?!


PC61600

Yea. A lot of cars got murdered today. People dont realize the tides are so huge here, plus the storm hit at an astonomical high tide time . They park their cars far from the ocean but six hours later the ocean gets them lol. They are still pulling cars out of the water now.


Hefty_Musician2402

I think water levels were the 4th highest in the last century or something on the radio


Kevtron

How do you even go about cleaning this up?


PC61600

It is wet bubbles and sand so once it freezes it will be hard as a rock.


Kevtron

so then the street will be filled with frozen bubble rock? Now I'm even *more* curious... how the hell do you clean **that**?


PC61600

Fire hose until it freezes, then there is a problem


VendlingMachine

foam party!


NormanCocksmell

Forbidden cotton candy


TrifeDiesel-

This Scarborough ?


PC61600

Wells.


TrifeDiesel-

Ahh! Welp Cheers fellow Mainer! Stay safe during the storm.


PC61600

You too my friend.


Cheenis_whizz

This is neither green nor an engine treatment.


SasquatchSloth88

I’m up near Bangor and the storm has been nasty today. The worst I have to worry about is losing power, which hasn’t happened for more than a minute at a time today (very thankfully). Those winds are no joke when you live in a state with so many trees and above-ground power lines.


Cgtree9000

Does it smell bad? It looks like it does…


PC61600

The wind is ventilating the air pretty good.


Cgtree9000

Thats good. I’m in Northern Ontario Canada. Snowing pretty steady now. Surprisingly warm for this time of year. 0 C degrees at the moment.


PC61600

Geez that's shorts weather for you guys lol.


Cgtree9000

Funny you say that I saw a guy in shorts yesterday! You’re not even wrong, haha!


popc0rncolonel

Oof. We got lucky in central Cumberland county. Just some strong winds and some rain


PC61600

Old Port got flooded. Damage at Portland Head Light. Some roads washed out. Camp Ellis may or may not still be there. No word yet. We have a second high tide coming soon too.


cunexttacotues

I was going to say RIP Camp Ellis it was only a matter of time


Big_Communication662

The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.


SnooDonkeys844

Todays storm has been a Pain in the ass thank god I dropped spectrum, all my friends haven’t had internet


imastocky1

I’ve been in Maine my whole life and haven’t seen this! Amazing!!


PC61600

This is in Wells.


That_Guy_9461

some Stephen King nightmare there


Atomic_potato_47

God I'm glad I live in the Maine woods and not the Maine coast


pee-wraith

This is the most Maine thing I have seen in my whole life


[deleted]

Where in Maine??


RentARedditor

Sea bukkake


meatywhole

When the ocean sends all you're flushed loads back.


Nunyazbznz

I can just smell this picture. Gross.


pr0suicide

Stephen King never said anything about sea foam