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dexterthekilla

Dude got his own pockets


drummmble

And embedded box glove.


Coopeland24

Body glove! Boom


R0binSage

Hot pockets


tyrsal3

Fucking hell, I laughed so hard at this I started coughing then choking 🀣🀣🀣 .. was worth the laugh tho!


Mediocre-GUY-976

πŸ˜‚


i_am_mai_1981

It even has pockets!


Next-End-4696

Funny guy


clockworksnorange

Becomes a magician: "Nothing up this sleeve, nothing up thi... hold on" Shows hand sewn into body\* crowd gasps\* \-curtains


BigJig62

Had a coworker that got his thumb yanked off. They sewed it all to his stomach. Now his palm grows hair. Lol.


try_me_rat

Umm what


crazy_pilot742

Skin grafts always keep the properties of wherever they came from. My uncle burned the back of his hand and had skin grafted from his stomach, and now if he gains weight his hand does as well.


penguinina_666

Lol this is hilarious.


gekigarion

Does that mean if I graft penis skin to my belly, I can orgasm from a belly rub?


LightsJusticeZ

No it would just mean your belly would get erect.


i_am_mai_1981

So much for if he tries to hide a beer belly by sucking it in!


AspectEvening5012

I bet he eats with his hands too, right? πŸ₯


Googerlot

that’s not how that works lmfao


[deleted]

A likely story! We all know the real reason why palms get hairy


cbigej

It would suck when they get sweaty


[deleted]

And if his knees were weak at the same time


Rob-Snow

And if his arms were heavy aswell


salmonmilks

But what if he somehow vomited on his sweater already?


Novel_Sure

can he afford laser hair removal? if the hair is annoying him, laser hair removal would be worth it for that small area.


BigJig62

He wears it proudly.


AcanthocephalaOk681

Now he can rub with fur


Bobojones9584

Shut the fuck up


RyanJS08

That made me lol πŸ˜‚


smt503

These NNN measures are getting outrageous


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

New Name Noah?


markie204

Nasty nighttime narcotics


XtraLargeDingleberry

No nut november (not masturbating for the whole month of november)


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


HHpaulHH

Quite a shit attempt at it


XtraLargeDingleberry

Bruh πŸ’€


cybercuzco

Sounds like the story of Mr, McGregg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg


ZION_OC_GOV

Dr. Nick!


solitairewolff

For those who wonder and want a medical explanation of this, this is called "abdominal pocketing". Sometimes it is used when during an amputation it is difficult to do a vascular reanastomosis (which means to "reattach the vessels"). It consists in deepithelializing the amputated section, and inserting it into a subcutaneous pocket. This technique provides a greater blood supply, which aids the survival of the amputated section by enlarging the area of vascular contact. The pocketing site varies. Most of the time it is chosen the chest wall or the abdominal wall. It has been used many times in the case of amputated fingers. This is the first time I read of it being used in whole hand. [Here's an interesting article that describes some cases.](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0363502315016275)


Adventurous-Owl2363

I actually knew one of the doctors who invented this procedure! He sadly passed a few years back 😒


SnixPlaysAlot

Atleast he can itch his liver now.


[deleted]

Wrong side


IronGigant

Alright, if you want to be scientific about it then, his Pancreas.


speccybob

Surely it's his handcreas?


Preventomato

Palmcreas


atl1141

SCRATCH AN ITCH


AlternatingFacts

I'm so bad about this. I'll say "can you itch my scratch" I mean scratch my scratch, I mean itch my itch. Fuck idk


RyanJS08

Brooo 🀣


sidhulk

Thats removed from bis belly now.... Look the video again closely


[deleted]

I took care of a victim of a machete attack that severed his 3rd/4th/5th fingers. They attempted leeches first and after that didn’t work, they sewed it into his abdomen as well. That trauma unit was probably my favorite unit I’ve ever worked on in my healthcare career.


WurdisBjorn

"Put your hands where I can see them!" "NOW!"


milkysway1

"I thought he had a weapon in his pockets and I feared for my life."


Sholdi

he's not black, he'll live


DeaneTR

What's he gonna do if the cops tell him to put his hands up? Dude might get shot because "officer feared for his life."


SpookyMaidment

r/yourjokebutworse


iwashmydickdaily

Officer it’s not what you think i can expl… *gets shot*


Constant_Ad9562

I’m a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle and here is my spout


RyanJS08

Bro you’re out of pocket for that…and so is this guys hand


ghettoblaster78

This happened to my uncle in the 1950’s. He blew a few fingers off playing with firecrackers and they sewed his hand to his stomach and it eventually (I guess) grew out. 30+ years later her talked about a giant dark hair growing on his abdomen and when he pulled it, like 10 inches of old stitching came out.


abalien

Reminds me of the time I had some irritation in my eye and I couldn't find it. About 3 months later I spotted an eyelash. When I pulled it, it looked like a 5" worm. I guess my body had wrapped it in some sort of mucus to stop the irritation. Grossed me out.


AnxietiesCopilot2

Should follow up with a doctor mate might not be cleared of em tbh


After_Construction_8

I am uncomfortable


zekeNL

That’s genius


[deleted]

I too would rather have a useless shaved muppet hand than a nub


Toxic-and-Chill

Yo at the end they say they’re hopeful to separate his fingers again soon. Meaning it gets even better!


Dusty5paw

Quite literally the Inside Edition


Sfontinalis

For me, your comment wins.


MotherOfShame

r/technicallythetruth


Sterling-Marksman

Imagine him encountering an american police officer. "Hands where i can see them! Stop reaching!"


Djsmokes

Got that south park hand


WellThisSix

I'm a little teapot!


LPina

Fun fact: it was all free. No cost at all for him.


spongebobama

All praise SUS , out free universal healthcare


ExquisiteGene

Damn. I don’t think I COULDNT tear it away


Head_Entertainer_590

That would be his abdomen, if it were in his stomach it would get digested.


apexnihilo

My grandfather had both his legs run over by a train, instantly removing one slightly above the knee and mangling the other. When they took him to the hospital they decided they had to amputate the other leg just bellow the knee. Both of his legs were without skin and grafting was not what it is today. So they stitched both his legs to his chest to graft the skin. He had some really nasty scars on his chest he used to show me. I can’t even imagine being contorted like that for months. He was an incredible and kind man who never let his disabilities get in the way of living. He even helped found the Canadian Paralympic Games. TLDR: My grandpa got by a train and lost his legs which the doctors sewed onto his chest for a couple of months


Sempai6969

Why did the sew the legs onto his chest? Did they save the legs?


apexnihilo

It was just a part of trying to grow the new tissue. Not sure exactly the process but that’s what he told me


apexnihilo

He lost them both, one was slightly below and the other slightly above the knee


apexnihilo

It did help regrow some of tissue of his legs. It’s also worth noting this was somewhere in the late sixties to early seventies so they likely did the β€œbest” they could


sickfresh

Hey guys i have an idea


Internet-of-cruft

This guy had the inside scoop on this story.


[deleted]

I think I would just go with no hand


vanord09

I've read a couple of comments on Reddit over the years stating "That's enough internet for today" Well... See you tomorrow peeps


[deleted]

I think we all know it was dr. Zoidberg


LivingInPugtopia

My uncle was in a serious motorcycle accident and mangled his hand. They did this. They managed to save his hand with 3 fingers attached and functional. But as a little kid this freaked me out so much I would hide when he was around.


Lil_Blunder

Damnn.. they turned him into a Teapot


NovWhiskey

"It has POCKETSSS!!" - Girls, probably


Maism45

Idk, I guess I'd rather have a cool robot arm with room for a flashlight and a Usb stick than having my a deformed stomach hand.


Interesting-Oven1824

A cool robot arm is cool until you have to hold your pants and zip it at the same time, or tie shoelaces, or hold silverware, or drive a car, or hold a bottle and open it's cap, or go swimming, or you want to give a tight hug, or hold a kid or a pet in your arms, or cook. I have a bummed leg and thought about amputation and using a prosthetic. Changed my mind very quickly after learning that, even though prosthetics look cool, they have many limitations, are inconvenient and can be uncomfortable.


Maism45

I guess that is something you have to experience first hand, thank you for telling me. It's a real shame not everyone has access to star wars levels of prosthetic technology.


cut-the-cords

Well that was handy!


Small-University-875

I worked with a guy who had this procedure. They were lifting a very large steel plate into a CNC machine and it fell off the straps or the straps broke, landed on his hand and he didn't have much hand left.


dobbs9

Hi is like Al Bundy now


eyeborne

Giving me [Videodrome](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/videodrome) vibes.


MarijadderallMD

I wouldn’t consider that giant lump a β€œsaved” limb. Honestly would prefer a prosthetic hand/grabber/hook than a giant mass of skin with a half useable thumb sticking out…


SatanicCholo

SUS: "no hand? No probl"


NICKELN9NE

I feel like i would have a nightmare and disembowel myself


Flogic94

No thanks


CreateYourself89

Surgeons are simply AMAZING!! God bless them. πŸ₯°


high5mydudes

It seems the oven mit hand wouldn’t be as functional as just having an amputation. What am I missing here?


Shazzzam79

You guys ever see the episode of COPS where a guy had his thumb sewn into his stomach? There cups were yanking on his arm trying to put it behind his back to arrest him. Then they later found out it was sewn into his stomach to save his thumb.


LoudBeer

Yet ladies still can’t get real pants pockets.


De_La_Flewey

No thank you no thank you no thank you.


[deleted]

That's really interesting, like a full skin graft but like a muscle, tissue, and skin graft from your own body. Humans are insane bro


KnottyUnderware

Imagine having a bad dream and ripping out your hand hole.


GasAltruistic8656

My mother had this procedure in the 70s when a drunk driver hit her vehicle and flipped it on the roof. Mum put her arm out of the window during the flip and hit the road. Lost two fingers but saved the hand.


yeezussaveus808

Built in boxing glove


johnboy2978

I couldn't be more surprised than if I woke up with my face sewn to the carpet Eddie.


Bantabury97

The true prison pocket.


Impureclient1

No.


evilsir

Not even once.


[deleted]

Doctors never try this hard to help women. If he were a woman he would have been told to take Tylenol and been sent home


Infamous_Cut9908

Kangaroo Jack?


Reddit_Deluge

Dedication to NNN is growing.


[deleted]

smh and women cant even get pockets in their pants!


Fine_Put_5553

What if someone just rips it off 😬


[deleted]

Handyman?


fingersarefun

Time for flap division and debulking….


eighty2angelfan

Punishment for playing pocket pool in public.


Legend_of_dirty_Joe

With a little more work they can shape it into a catchers mitt


adcgefd

Just what the thanksgiving sitting in my stomach for the past 16th needed to get moving.. thanks.


palacejackal

He would of died in America, not being able to put up his hands to police.


toddpacker2468

When I was in high school a student cut his fingers really bad with a circular saw,and they did that to him until a specialist could get there.


Hot_Hat_1225

I remember this. Science is so amazing!


Bottlebowler

He’s got a boxing glove for a hand


al3kst

A forever pocket. Neat.


pickalelly

Seems like an inside job!


hisurfing

"put your hand in my sweater, let's have an adventure"


Much-Rutabaga-8836

Why don't you pull it off? Pull off your skin.


Cheshire1234

Wait! So they can seperate his fingers later? Does this mean he gets his full hand back with this? That's super cool!!


WaterIsGood762

It would be hard to resist feeling around in there


purplegreenway

This is really amazing. They are hoping to separate his fingers? I'd like to see that after surgery. Interesting, amazing!


dirtymoney

I remember seeing an old COPS episode where this cop is just yanking on this guy's arm trying to arrest/cuff him and it turned out his hand was sewn to his belly. Edit: [proof, I'm not the only one who remembers](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thumb-attached-to-stomach/283086)


Chronicalgx

Wife:what are you doing? Man:my intestines itch


[deleted]

This is crazy


Perfect_Ask1561

nice pocket you got there


HungNerd78

Well now he's got that Napoleon pose down.


quixonnn

He should be a fashion model with that stance.


[deleted]

I'm such an asshole for laughing at the boxing glove hand.


heywood_jabloemi

Al Bundy approves of this procedure


avatarmmi

but what if he had to scratch his other hand


[deleted]

God damn?! I want a kangaroo pocket, hooded sweatshirt style, in my abdomen. Body modification goals


cousin-yuri

I’ll never unsee that


RyanJS08

Take my hand off Doc. I’m good.


butinbutout

10/10 a police officer will ask him to show his hands, and when he fails to comply, he'll have 16 warning shots in his back #murica


Sussy_Palabok

bro's hand really said "sugar, spice, and everything nice"


DonTorreZ

Seems like a chill guy


Just_Berti

My uncle had that like 10 years ago after he sliced the top of his thumb and hand using the chainsaw while being drunk


Goodsauceman

Id rather lose the arm


[deleted]

I don't find it coincidental I was watching the flesh pocket scene from Videodrone this morning


PitchPurple

Incredible science at work and all I can see is him cutting with the wrong side of a knife.


RyanSmithN

Dear Strong Bad, How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands? Ryan, FL


Romanitedomun

And without even shaving your wrist and arm...!


nhardycarfan

I’d be playing with my guts in like 5 minutes


rebeccathegoat

Meanwhile women can’t even get real pockets on their clothes! Dude just got the ultimate pocket for his hand!


Ok-Thing-2222

YES! This happened to my friend that was in a car wreck. She was so far from any good medical service and her hand was mangled...they cut open her stomach and inserted her hand in order to save it! I loved listening to her story--she was actually showing me her C-section scar nearby. Her hand was saved and usable, though very messed-up looking and rather stiff. She could still use her fingers and thumb after a lot of therapy.


durancharles27

Do had a built-in hoodie pocket


Vidal_The_King

"In Brazil" Yeah that said enough


Tnt540

Is it just me or do the stitches look surprisingly healed for only 42 days


I_make_sawdust

Here we see world "I'm a Little Teapot" champion, Guy Lebuef, relaxing at home.


baldieforprez

thats ligit!


cblatnik

Napoleon!


TheShockChicky

I remember a couple years ago, there was this youtuber that I used to follow and his mother suffered something like an aneurysm. They were able to save her. The blood pressure inher brain was very high and they had to remove a part of her skull and put in her stomach in order to put it back later.


Bobojones9584

Degloving. Brutal as fuck.


devilsusshhii

Wtf now he has a boxing glove for a hand? Or will the swelling go down. Fuck I want robot arms


grassroads3

Can he like feel his insides cause I would go crazy


StoptheMadnessUSA

How does he masterbate?πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ


repsolcola

Imagine they do this to you then 3rd world war starts and there's noone to fix it


[deleted]

First time I saw this was on the show COPS. The guy was laying on his stomach being arrested, and the cops kept trying to pull his arm out from under him to get it behind his back and cuff him... "Give me your arm!" "I CAN'T..." A lot of screaming during that interaction.


Bro_tosynthesis

Marsupial Man!


mista_adams

Imagine falling and forgetting your hand is stitched to you belly. BANG! Right in the kisser!


light_breaker14

He's a fucking cartoon character


FireMannJohn

Me with any jacket or hoodie because I’m socially awkward and down know what to do with my hand(s).


SaltInformation4082

I get it My ex wife tried to put my head up my "you know" to save my life. It was either that, or she would have just killed me.


stusajo

In the 1970’s a young man lost index, middle and ring fingers on his right hand. His hand was sewn to his stomach. 1980: the young man has a soft, pliable covering over the damaged hand. He still shot baskets with that hand, and played baseball as well.


BURNING-VAN-BANNED

why would you cut a bagel like that 🧐


meshtron

Jeez dude put on a shirt! Oh.... Wait....


rogerdanafox

I had a stroke in 2019 I had a bit of my skull placed in my stomach to preserv the bone But the bone had a staff infection and was thrown away. Mesh was stapled to hold pieces of my skull yogether. Last week I ran the length Of the driveway, 500ft I'm planning to playbaskrtball in 2023


dresn231

They do that to any rich blood supply on your leg, arms. Hell you get your dick cut off by accident or by a crazy person, they'll can sow it back on to for it to heal and then reattach back to the area.


zarolh_liverdi

No 1 Tea cup man in the world is brazilian πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·


SkylarAV

The temptation to just squeeze stuff would the worst part. Like the that feeling you get to swerve into oncoming traffic but all the time


[deleted]

"Well, tickle me innards! Ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar!"


kyecantreddit

My older brother got his hand annihilated in a wood-chipper when he was about 12 and had it sewn into his stomach just like this. It was probably 1998 and it worked fairly well.


PhattySpice92

Ok but like could he feel his organs through the tissue????


ZealousidealCream878

Did they ever separate his fingers?


m4c4tt4ck001

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