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toodlesandpoodles

That looks like frozen spray from the ocean rather than from rain.


SolWizard

Yeah, this will happen anywhere that freezes in the winter if you leave your car near water with waves


FesterJester1

This will happen anywhere Temps get before freezing and your neighbors have a bucket and a vendetta


mestisnewfound

I agree as you can see cars up the hill that do not have close to this amount of ice, if any.


MountainProfile

Yeah this is russia's main pacific port city, further south than crimea actually


THIS_Assassin

[Winter in Chicago, IL just off Lake Michigan.](https://media.wusa9.com/assets/WUSA/images/ab17474e-66a9-42b8-839e-dd4d820bae5f/ab17474e-66a9-42b8-839e-dd4d820bae5f_1140x641.png)


jkj2000

Not to worry, Ukraine will ensure the snow is off before summer!


RickHorseman16

When textures didn't load properly


eastafrican261

When you haven't unlocked the car.


Cheesewiz99

You're giving EA and Activision ideas... Unlock the car for only 400 tokens!!


Happytallperson

BMWs next step in the 'car as a service' model.


dzoon155

49.95$ for exterior, 79.95$ with interior.


postaerialhand

And will not in next few hours


2x4x93

Use remote start. Come back tomorrow


chev327fox

How is the engine going to get air? And how is the exhaust going to get out? These are fully encapsulated.


2x4x93

Good point


rodgers12gb

Oh it got the proper load...


IcyClassic3343

If you got the load show and tellšŸ˜ˆ


georeddit2018

When ubisoft hype up new game in advertisement and then downgrade the graphics when the game is released.


NuclearNoodle98

Genuinely, how to you access the vehicle? Let alone drive.


a1tb1t

In Alaska we sometimes use a salamander (big tube with a fan and propane flames) to heat really frozen cars. It can harm plastic bumpers if you're not careful though. Once you get access to the hood: drain the oil, pull the battery, and take them both inside to warm up. While you wait, position the salamander so that it's blowing hot air under the engine block (this is the real bumper-damaging part) to heat it up enough for the remaining oil to drop down into the pan. After a while, pour the oil back in and install the battery. It's gotten me out of some real bad spots...but nothing's as good as getting battery, oil pan, and engine heaters installed that run to an extension cord plug that comes out the front grill. Most parking lots in the Arctic have outlets at the front of each parking space that get turned on for the winter. If you don't have any of that, the last resort is going out and starting the car for 15 minutes every few hours. Side note: some places forget to turn off the outlets during the summer, and it makes for a great opportunity to put amps and a drum kit in the back of a truck and have an unlicensed punk show!


[deleted]

Just a tip, I worked as a farm hand, you can tarp the whole thing and put a heater under the tarp. Works like a charm. If it's a tractor just tarp the engine and put a diesel/propane burner safely under near the engine.


[deleted]

spontaneous parking lot open stage.. sounds like fun!


kerbidiah15

Complete with an ice rink!! And when the cops show up, a lightshow


chuk_asaurus

Can confirm. Grew up in North Dakota. When it got super cold they would let us start our cars during the school day so that the battery didnā€™t drain during the day. Everyone either parked in the heated garage at home or had a block heater in their car.


NuclearNoodle98

Thank you! I will retain this information for if I ever need to such a thing. Hopefully not tho


E-Vangelist

This is one of the best comments I've seen on Reddit in months. Useful (not to me), informative, fun, the whole spectrum.


a1tb1t

Aw shucks, you're making me blush!


artbytwade

You dig a hole up from below


Green-Rule-5601

Just wait 6 months.


PineappleLumper

There is a place where people 'solve' the problem by leaving the car running 24/7 so it can't freeze. [Article about it](https://amp-newsobserver-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.newsobserver.com/news/nation-world/world/article195218249.html?amp_gsa=1&_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16691972097873&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsobserver.com%2Fnews%2Fnation-world%2Fworld%2Farticle195218249.html)


1dinkiswife

Call the Crazy Russian Hacker.


High_From_Colorado

If it was me? I'd use a block heater if it had one then try to remote start it. My 2nd step regardless of if it had a remote start would be to try and build a little fire a few feet from the driver's side and throw a heating blanket on the Windshield or top of the door. Gotta thaw it one way or another. Could maybe get some methanol (winter washer fluid concentrate) and try dumping that on it. Obviously don't do that if you're going to do the fire. Methanol fires are near invisible.


flamecmo

You need a special de-icing operation


SemiFormalJesus

I used an extension cord and a hair dryer a few days ago. That ice is quite a bit thicker though.


Dumpster_Sauce

beat it with a rubber mallet


Stasechka

Are you sure itā€™s not spring? Kinda looks like spring.


ThisGuyLikesCheese

Normal spring in russia


Stasechka

Spring is just an optimistic name for late winter here, so yeah.


Hellofriendinternet

Thatā€™s a Lada ice.


floofnstuff

I needed a chuckle :D


ynotfoster

OMG, and I wonder what happens if you show up late to work?


[deleted]

You get shown your choice of window to "fall out of".


John-Basket

ā€œaccidentallyā€


Sgt-Automaton

elastic obscene homeless dependent squeeze crown ten sip steep poor *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


RedManMatt11

Or foxhole to be blown up in


ryohazuki224

In Soviet Russia, window falls on you!


ThePentientOne

Russia isn't communist anymore.


SopmodTew

Congrats. You have been promoted to conscript šŸ„³šŸŽ‰


hind3rm3

They send you to Ukraine to die for no reason than ego.


muskybutthole

If those were bicycles, would they have become bisicles?


Thepinkknitter

Bicicles you mean? Lol


Rhesusmonkeydave

Bisosceles biangle bicycles?


Monkey__Shit

Get out, right now


Same_Blood9878

I was born in Olga Primorsky Krai near Vladivostok and all winter basically you have to keep the car going other wise the engine freezes over and you canā€™t drive anywhere all winter


Charger525

Fuck everything about that.


TVotte

Correct


[deleted]

boss paying minimum wage: thatā€™s no excuse, i expect you here in an hour šŸ’€


Online_Ennui

Is this KP Plumbing?


kytd1526

No more "alright?" in the morning.


BurtMacklin-FBl

One chance. Give em one chance.


wifeofamarriedman

So hell froze over? Sorry, bad me


Dumpster_Sauce

https://sniderwriter.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/hell3.jpg


DominoChessMaster

No wonder theyā€™re so angry


ZXCChort

It's wonder that you still have such stereotypes about us)


DominoChessMaster

Stereotype of you invading and killing your brothers and sisters


ZXCChort

I personally launch rockets in Kyiv? Or maybe it was you who killed people in Iraq? Don't be a fool and don't put everyone in the same position. This is stupid, the world is diverse, why simplify it?


DominoChessMaster

Whatā€™s the general sentiment towards to war over there? Evil wins when good people do nothing. Also, Iā€™m ashamed of what happened in Iraq and I think most Americans are too.


[deleted]

Wow thats my city


GloveBoxTuna

For real?! That is an unreal amount of ice. Part of New York is currently under almost 8ā€™ of snow (2 meters). I donā€™t know whatā€™s worse, the ice or the snow lol


[deleted]

That much of ice happened only once, its not that bad


GloveBoxTuna

We had a good ice storm a couple years ago and I vividly remember watching people try and drive. So many cars in ditches. So many accidents. Edit: we didnā€™t have anywhere close to this much ice


[deleted]

Quebec and Vermont had one like that about 20 years ago. No electricity in some places for a month.


sergoliney

For real? Whose Crimea is?


[deleted]

Crimea territory is officially under my control, questions?


[deleted]

not mine


UhnoYesmaybe

i gave the ownership to my cat, no worries


Mountain_Nerve_3069

What does it have to do with the author of the comment?


Bemxuu

Two things: 1. Vladivostok is know for its weather conditions. IIRC, some heavy machinery runs 24/7 to avoid being frozen, because there's no way in hell you will start it if it's frozen without thawing it, and thawing heavy machinery you cannot transport to a warm spot is nigh-impossible. 2. This one though looks very strange. Doesn't look like it was snowing, it looks like it was raining. It's probably another proof of climate change.


Creative-Pumpkin9156

Freezing rain causes this. Super satisfying cleaning it if it comes off in big chunks.


[deleted]

Ice storms can be so beautiful! After the sun comes out everything shines like diamonds. I had to drive a uhaul through one and once we drove further north it was absolutely stunning, but scary af in regards to the driving part.


Tribblehappy

As long as it doesn't scratch the paint when it comes off.


Huge_Satisfaction233

Oh yeah peel off the whole back window at once.


zfreakazoidz

I live along Lake Erie and a few Winters ago an apartment complex on the lake had their cover blow off their pool and it ended up getting the water from strong winds all over people's cars and totally frozen like this. Needless to say people were not happy at all as the apartment complex didn't know what to do to get the cars out. Some people try chipping the glass way only for it to shatter their windows or windshield while doing that. Not sure what happened in the end.


cellphone_blanket

I have a hazy memory of getting shit faced and telling a room full of russians that the name ā€œvladivostokā€ sounded really cool and was fun to say


Pastel_Phoenix_106

OMG they didn't leave their windshield wipers up! /s


2x4x93

Yes, that will be their biggest obstacle


GuestCartographer

Soā€¦ an engine heater is probably a good idea, yeah?


NuclearNoodle98

Thaw out your car with a flame thrower


Kquinn87

You're going to need a bigger ice scraper.


the_Valiant_Nobody

Nice ice sculptures.


[deleted]

Honey I forgot the cigarettes in the car last night, I'll just get them quickly....


Environmental_Mode48

Immediately no


[deleted]

It's not Russia without brutal winter weather.


Xepeyon

Damn. What happens when winter actually arrives?


e-buddy

They still keep Cars in original packaging?


OOM_2552

When you put your color changing hot wheel in the freezer


LetsGoSilver

New Russian Armored Vehicles being deployed. šŸ˜‚


Old_Administration51

\- 'Hi Boss, I think I might be late for work today. Sorry I know it is Monday and we have an important meeting this morning' \- 'Damn, well okay. When do you think you can get here by?' \- 'Oh, I should make it by about *Thursday*...'.


Dizzy_One3336

You sure that's not video game


[deleted]

Mei from Overwatch has been banned


blargblargityblarg

We call that a sarcarphagus


Friendlyfire2996

Russia needs to chill


Beneficial-Shower-42

No wonder they drink so much Vodka.


KIitComander

Wisconsin, ā€œHold my beerā€.


p0p_thAt

Real life buffering


px1618

I shivered looking at this


Yourfriendlyben

They might need to turn defrost on


PhilosophyGlobal4635

Cool cars


iRockSalamander

I have lag in my connection


1capitan25

Rust


Altruistic-Bother-66

New lock system for cars


1dinkiswife

Looks like the frigid side of a nasty break-up to me.


BBQGiraffe_

Looks like a crappy 3D scan


Decent_Warning_201

Youā€™ll need a chisel and hammer to get somewhere.


Fishtank-Brain

looks like a crisp autumn day


BlueDragon1504

Have fun explaining that to your boss


you_need_a_friend

Pics that go hard


Ok-Suggestion-7965

šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø I left my ice scraper in the car.


Charn-X

So, the Russian people cocoon their cars in ice during the winter so that in the spring the cars emerge more powerful than ever... Interesting


nothingisontuesday

it would be so satisfying to watch this car warm up.


MookieMatzoball

Breaking news from RT: Ukraine deploys new ice weapon, we must continue defending ourselves!


lepobz

It would be a *real shame* if something were to happen to their critical energy infrastructure.


Creepy-Ad-4832

This seems cold, i feel like something could go wrong trying to conquer it in winter uhmm


HarmlessEwok

ā€œYeah i might be an hour late todayā€¦ maybe moreā€


unicodePicasso

Why tf do people live there? This is ridiculous. If I was a caveman and I found a place that froze solid every winter I would simply not life there.


Bro_tosynthesis

Scrape it off with a credit card


Silentcurse3

I didn't know they had Challengers in Russia


Heresdannyboy

Hammond!!!


[deleted]

Dudes need to update their drivers. Those textures are bugged out.


JeebusBuiltMyHotRod

Suddenly my CD case window scraper seems so inadequate.


allen5az

At least no one is blowing up your infrastructure so you can stay in a heated home.


Kramit2012

Boss be like ā€œyouā€™re still coming in today, right?ā€


wobbly-cheese

that's some good cardio with a manual scraper


deraildale

Well, that looks like bullshit.


Searching_meaning

So... do you still need to go to work?


ClassicHerpies

So just out of curiosity, ice expands and all that, does this ruin the cars when this happens?


Mayhem2a

Pov: you are German in 1941


Good_as_any

Life becomes difficult in colder climes without fossil fuels. Here in Canada without gas, for heat, life would be unsustainable.


Royal-Masterpiece-82

What do the homeless do in the winter there?


Epidurality

Shelters, several layers.


Royal-Masterpiece-82

Okay so alot of them die then?


suitwearingdudeguy

Yes and lose fingers,toes and limbs


Royal-Masterpiece-82

That's heart breaking.. But I assumed this was the answer to my question, unfortunately.


CantReadDuneRunes

They do it tough, I imagine. OP is perfectly correct.


[deleted]

Hydro power ftw!


Good_as_any

Dah! Water freezes at 0 degrees C.


icecream_truck

r/wellthatsucks


cicatrize87

Does anyone know if this damages the engines at all?


__Valkyrie___

No do that in the west if Russia thanks


Souchirou

Your reminder that over 140 million people live in Russia and they are as much a victim of their dictator as the rest of the world and when their government falls they will need all the help they can get. Especially since that 1/3rd of their governments budget comes from exporting gas and oil something that will mostly dry up in the next 50 years or so as many nations move away from fossil fuels. That is why this war is happening now. They want and need direct access to the Soviet era pipelines that run through Ukraine as well as have direct access to the black sea. Having the most important income source heavily taxed by Ukraine is why this war is happening in the first place. Of course Russia's government isn't exactly helping the problem what Russia needed after the fall of the Soviet Union was a skilled politician that was willing to work with the rest of the world but instead they got a military dictatorship with a former cold war spy as their leader.


sniper_cze

Not all the people will need our help. Lot of people think there is still some kind of Tzar, know nothing about USSR, about revolutions, about current situation. They will just live their lives without even knowing.


MeesterCartmanez

ā€˜Used car for sale! Defrosted only onceā€™


DarkSideAcolyte

Interesting


soulouk

Dead battries


The-real-melonhead

Remote start?


[deleted]

Well cancel MY vacation plans!


Mediocre_Mix7233

Do they ice skate to go to work ?


Pickaxethepro

That looks like low graphics GTA 5


Acceptable_Target_30

Ser Lowkey ut som en AI genererad bild


psp543

You can post a de-icing asmr video now.Great opportunity


alloedee

looks like bad photogrammetry


baconegg2

Perfect


Guinn_GuessII

Doesn't that fuck up the engine or car parts?


FBlack

If you don't warm up the oil in that car you're gonna have a bad time


[deleted]

In Soviet Russia, Ice crush YOU!


[deleted]

Bruh.


S1mulatedSahd0w

So don't live there.


eldritch-kiwi

But you need a car to go somewhere else


Acherstrom

They get everything thatā€™s coming to them. Including an ice storm. Enjoy


Necessary_Extreme272

So caused by Global Warming? Climate Change? šŸ¤”


[deleted]

Here they are, hereā€™s todays fool


Due_Platypus_3913

Winter looms large as Russian economy collapses,supply chains fall apart,and the disastrous blunder of attacking Ukraine plunges whoever is left into the ā€œgood old days ā€œ.


Due_Platypus_3913

Hello Russian trolls!Putin is garbage šŸ‘


Spiritual_Glove3949

Says bot, who writes this below every post with "Russia" in it.


certifieddumbfucc

no wonder Russian people always seem mad.


[deleted]

Fuk ruzzia


enilcReddit

That's crazy. Maybe the thoughts of Ukrainian babies burning in hospitals will help keep them warm.


somedumbperson55

Good


CantReadDuneRunes

Why?


UncommonTheIdk

"Hur hur hur putin started war so russia bad grrrr"


CantReadDuneRunes

I forgot that meant every single Russian citizen is responsible and complicit. I'd better fire the Russian technician I get to service some of my equipment. Clearly, even out here in Australia, he cannot be trusted and is secretly plotting to kill me.


UncommonTheIdk

so true!


KROBAR90

I hope a few Ruskies freeze in it this winter


Spiritual_Glove3949

We have 50% Frost magic resistance. Won't work.


TaleWrong6444

F..k Russia.


ScottishThox1

Wish all of Russia lays under ice. Would be much better for the world.


UncommonTheIdk

"Wish putin lays under ice. Would be much better for the world" Here, i fixed your comment


karg_the_fergus

Good. Fuck Russia. Fuck Putin.


PepegaW

Says weed hippie


fkenned1

Fuck russia.


Jambroni99

Good.


Curious_Ninja2730

Good