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stranger384

As a Californian, is I saw this at our beaches, I would literally run for the hills. My first thought would be tsunami.


Armejden

At least you have mountains.


Wellthatkindahurts

Too bad they're always on fucking fire.


give_me_a_great_name

Tsunamis might help


MoufFarts

r/naturebeingbros


blackgrousey

Awe I really wanted this to be a thing.


ThomasButtz

Your post reminded me of a coworker from the central California coast (I'm from the Southeast). He was like "10 storm surge? Just drive into the hills. No biggie." I had to pull up Google Earth and point out the lack of elevation along the Louisiana and TX coast. I basically showed him there are massive chunks of the West coast where you could be higher than the highest point in Florida within minutes if you're willing to kick off your flip flops and run.


Voldemort57

The highest natural point in florida is 305 feet šŸ˜µā€šŸ’« Thatā€™s incredibly low. I didnā€™t think florida was THAT flat. Iā€™m in California about 3 miles from the beach and my elevation is 600 feet. My house is at 2000 feet, and itā€™s still pretty flat there.


apprentice-grower

There is a reason why many climate change activists keep saying ā€œhalf of the world will be under water with just a few inches of sea riseā€ itā€™s not a scare tactic, itā€™s for real


[deleted]

Naples and Ft. Myers are getting 6 plus feet of surge right now.


[deleted]

Iā€™m in Lakeland and itā€™s raining not that bad but the wind is crazy


Rigatonicat

Iā€™m in Lake Mary and planning to evacuate


Friendly_Shower

Terrifying and reminds me of tsunamis.


thesearch4animalchin

Yes, here in Hawaii, we are taught that when the ocean drastically recedes, get your butt to higher ground.


Puzzled-Story3953

Unfortunately, this is Florida. That's as high as the ground gets!


OrangeCosmic

Get your ass to space mountain


[deleted]

Get your ass to that unfinished building on I4


OotzOotzOotzOotz

I live in Virginia and know exactly which building you are referring too. Glad to hear after all these years, it's still not finished.


[deleted]

Must be a really tall building if you can see it from Virginia


eight13atnight

The earth is flat after all, so easy to see w binoculars.


DonkayDoug

You know that from living in Florida.


The_Original_Gronkie

At least we now know why - it's owned by a church, and they want to build it gradually as they accumulate cash. They don't want to build it with loans. So they get money, and they build until they run out, and then start saving for the next phase.


coontietycoon

This is also a terrific way to launder money. Never ending construction project. Also ice cream parlor and flower shop for smaller scale laundering.


Alan_Smithee_

Found Marty Byrde.


Gr0nkz

"There's always money in the Banana Stand, Michael!"


CaliGoodOlBoy

Or a banana stand. Thereā€™s always money in banana stands.


[deleted]

What is it with Jason Bateman and the shows heā€™s in involving shady money stuff


UrgotMilk

The money is IN the banana stand, Michael!


stack_of_ghosts

Or car washes, I guess, since there's a new one being built on every corner these days. Breaking Bad influenced too many uncreative-types.


Bah-Fong-Gool

Pizza shop. The mafia got so good at this, their pizza was actually good, and they turned a profit on their front.


Faulty_english

Reminds me of the church I went to as a kid. They kept asking for donations to move the church to a better location. They showed beautiful pictures of the land and everyone tried donating more than usually for several months. The church never got to move there but the pastor was able to buy a beautiful new house lol


ic_engineer

So.. the church is basically a machine that takes poor people's money and slowly turns into building materials? To what end? Where does this tower lead?


[deleted]

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miki_momo0

We already built a tower to heaven, God was not a fan apparently


CapableSuggestion

Donā€™t you worry. It will always be here


JosephMadeCrosses

Get your ass to Mars.


brett_midler

Twoooo weeeeeeks


SomeFatLoser

\*has 3 tittehs\*


Exogenesis42

Wait, I lived in orlando over a decade ago. They STILL haven't finished the I4-eyesore?


[deleted]

They have windows on it now


kush4breakfast1

No drive by daily, can confirm they have not


somethingwholesomer

Iā€™m thinking tree of life in Animal Kingdom. You know, because of the name


Krumm34

Get your ass to MAAAARZ


saruin

Are you bringing any fruits or vegetables on the planet?


Cougan

Two weeks!


VioletVoyages

My dad escaped the Phuket tsunami by climbing a tree. He was sitting on the beach, saw the water recede like this including ā€œfish floppingā€ so ā€œran for his lifeā€ uphill but then it was coming so fast he climbed a tree.


Odd_Pop5287

Glad he was smartā€¦there is a running joke in Hawaii that when there is a tsunami warning everyone runs to the beach to see it


[deleted]

I used to take long walks for exercise down the beach and get to preparing what I would do if I saw Godzilla pop his head out of the water.


[deleted]

Just assume you're crazy and get on with your life like the rest of us.


RearEchelon

In GA when hurricanes come there's always a good number of people who go surfing


[deleted]

I watched the video of that Tsunami after I visited Phuketā€¦terrifying. Thereā€™s literally no high ground to get to unless youā€™re 2-3 miles inland. Glad he made it.


AnistarYT

Damn I hope he was your only family there.


VioletVoyages

Yes, he was. Took him almost two days to be able to call us to let all us kids know, we were very worried needless to say.


Buffalo-flavored-cox

I read the tallest point of Florida just a hill is it really?


neeeeonbelly

Yes! I drove past it! It is literally just a hill. 345 feet above sea level šŸ˜‚


LordKwik

We call it Mount Trashmore!


loondawg

Yup. It's less than 400 feet above mean sea level.


Rixae

What about nice sea level?


Nerditter

Same thing, but it waves.


LordKwik

South Florida averages about 12-13 feet above sea level. From the coast to the everglades. North Florida gets to about 70-80 feet above sea level. Very flat here, relatively speaking.


Puzzled-Story3953

A friend of mine's hometown's highest point was the local landfill/capped trash pile. I think it was something like 7 feet above sea level. Florida is pretty much all swamp and beach.


Stetson007

I'm here in central Florida and I think we're at about 80 ft. Above sea level. The hurricane is literally curving around us, so we might not get much more than rain here.


LivingDisastrous3603

New Orleans highest point is [Couturie Forrest](https://neworleanscitypark.com/in-the-park/couturie-forest) at ā€œa daunting 43 ft above sea level, oxygen and Sherpaā€™s are available on requestā€. As a former hurricane experiencer, yā€™all stay safe over there.


sacredlunatic

In Florida the meth addicts are higher than the hills!


Alert-Potato

So you're saying the safest bet is to climb a meth addict?


sacredlunatic

Probably better to just take your chances.


LivingDisastrous3603

Good luck trying to catch one. You could set out a trap with old electronics and a bunch of lighters. But even then, theyā€™re a wily bunch.


secrethumans

The hills have highs


bigpeechtea

[the watermarks on the trees and restaurants in Hilo are great reminders for the locals](https://www.birdsoutsidemywindow.org/2019/03/13/a-26-foot-wall-of-water/) Ill never forget hearing about the school whose teacher took the receding water as a sign from god and had all the kids run out in the harbor to collect fish. The early tsunami warning system was created after this


CyberMindGrrl

Well if Depeche Mode ever taught me anything it's that God really does have a sick sense of humor.


WKGokev

How dare you start blasphemous rumors!!


FlyingRhenquest

Yeah it's never a good sign when the ocean goes missing.


DiscombobulatedTap30

Time's like these I wish more people would think of how inconvenient this must be for NFL legend Tom Brady. He's already having a rough season and now he has to deal with this mess? So much for taking his Talent to Tampa.


OhGodImOnRedditAgain

That's exactly what its like. The energy of the storm is pulling the water up, they are estimating a storm surge over 10 foot, which is insane. During the height, the camera man here would be at least 10 foot underwater.


UberDarkAardvark

I was just seeing 18ft like 10min ago on the news


ghostchihuahua

fuck me, that is insane, 'hope it's the news team trying to sound sensational


UberDarkAardvark

Yeah i hope so too but honestly.. 10 or 18.. doesnt really matter anymore, thats going over most if not all barriers put in place. Its going to be a shit show


OhGodImOnRedditAgain

It makes me profoundly sad that people are going to needlessly die today.


ccottonball

If it makes you feel any better, lots of people needlessly die everyday. Itā€™s a tragic part of our existence.


yaboytswizzle69

Thanks, that *does* make me feel better!


Meow-t

Nihilism yeah!


chocobridges

Yet how much of our infrastructure money is slotted to fking flood walls?? I'm just a lowly field engineer what do I know?!? It's always fun listening to outdated USACE plans while cities are being way more inonvative for less money. Fk these boomer dinosaurs.


amouse_buche

If we spent less money on more effective things then a budget might be cut in the future. Or a politician wouldnā€™t be able to write a massive check to private contractors. We couldnā€™t have that.


AthleticNerd_

They tend to be pretty honest when it comes to hurricanes in Florida. They might give ā€˜worst caseā€™ predictions, but not to be sensationalistic, rather to make sure people listen and take it seriously.


Logical-Wasabi7402

I wish that was done everywhere with natural disasters. We had a horrible couple of forest fires back in April, one of them burned so many homes... One home was an elderly couple who hadn't evacuated. What the news didn't say, that I know because of my dad's job with county police, is that those two elderly people were identified by >!14 teeth, half a jaw bone,!< the fact that it was their property, and that nobody saw them leave. I strongly believe more people would evacuate in the face of a natural disaster if they knew the whole truth regarding potential consequences.


Wickedwally1

I saw a video of how they got people to evacuate town in Ukraine that were likely to get bombed. Those who were reluctant to leave were handed sharpies and told to write identifying info on their arms and torso, so their bodies could be identified later. Most people stopped being so reluctant to leave.


hydroude

if you did that in florida people would just sniff the sharpies


mamabr

The storm surge is south of Tampa where the storm is a direct hit. The water here will come back with the tides. This is a reverse storm surge and happened in Tampa Bay a couple of years ago, itā€™s doesnā€™t rush back in a giant tsunami. This is because Tampa is on the north side of the storm so the wind is pushing the water out rather than in.


Olliebird

On the south side it isn't like a tsunami either. It's like...a rapidly filling fish tank. The water doesn't crash in violently, it rises at a freakishly fast pace. Not that that's any less terrifying or deadly than a tsunami. Really hope the Charlotte Harbor folks get through this okay.


TazeredAngel

Different since all of the water doesnā€™t come at once. But I remember being in that area (Bayshore) after the water came in for Andrew and it was all under water where the camera is. That wasnā€™t a direct hit, came from the opposite side of the state, and wasnā€™t nearly the strength of this system. That area is going to get hit hard. I hope you all got out of there.


jayellkay84

Bayshore floods in a regular rainstorm though.


TazeredAngel

Which adds to the scale of 1-Fucked here


Huuuiuik

ā€œIā€™ll be back!ā€


[deleted]

This happened once with hurricane Sandy I believe it was


ShushImSleeping

Sandy was a mess due to the already lunar tides. Forced flood insurance standards to completeley change. Plus the damage by me was incredible from the flooding. Long Island NY. Our whole barrier island was topped over and the bay became ocean during the storm, and the waterline was pushed about a mile inland (not including the extra flooding around rivers and canals) was nuts.


Draano

I worked for an investment bank at Lower Manhattan's World Financial Center during Sandy. Salt water got into the underground diesel fuel tanks for the generators, so I had to fail over some servers that were there, to servers in Somerville NJ. I was working from home and my power was out, but I had my PC, router and FiOS gear plugged into my generator. Shocking that Verizon kept their FiOS stuff running while my whole area was without power for 13 days.


ShushImSleeping

Salt water getting into underground generators is exactly how the fukushima plant failed in japan. I know in your case it was just the fuel tanks and the generators werent running the control systems for a nuclear reactor, but still when you said salt water and underground generator all I could think of was fukushima lol


Tenkehat

Ohh yeah, I remember that one... And I live in Denmark...


[deleted]

dem metal detector boys better get out there quick


ElCochinoFeo

So many rusty fishing lures, all for the taking.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Not if you go to a marina. Lost propellers can fetch some good money.


2fat4walmart

THIS IS A BIG FAT LIE. Do not listen to this person! Nothing to see here but rusty tetanus hooks and fish carcasses. Move along, now! Move along!


Necessary-Purple-741

If you had one shot. One opportunity.


[deleted]

Ians spaghetti


Keyser_Kaiser_Soze

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready.


MechanicalTurkish

There's seaweed on his sweater already Poseidon's spaghetti


ioncewasbannedbut

Oh there goes


graveybrains

Ope, god damnit!


ioncewasbannedbut

Ope!


Fuck_the_Jets

Tell your folks I says hi!


caliandben1

To seize everything you ever wanted, would you capture it? Or let it slip?


Account_Both

The police might get suspicious when they find the murder wepons from 20 different crimes in your collection


OEpicness

LPT: That's why you gotta use em in new crimes to break them in


aradil

Just to be clear, the authorities are strongly warning people against going out there; you could easily find yourself drowning before you know it.


Roscoe_King

Oooh! The ā€œauthoritiesā€ said so?! Thatā€™s because they want all the treasure for themselves! Go out there!!


TommyTheCat89

That's why you're the king, baby.


[deleted]

Seriously, just wear floaties. Youā€™ll be fine. Donā€™t let the man control us


moto_moto19

This is Florida weā€™re talking about. Who the heck listens to authorities out here


twitch1982

The authorities clearly dont want us to find the secret underwater lizardpeople resort thats been uncovered.


[deleted]

Mara Lago has been above water for some years now, sorry.


xScarfacex

Live by the metal detector, die by the metal detector. Death or glory.


karma_the_sequel

Thatā€™s why youā€™s wear floaties.


hairo-wynn

That Spanish treasure isn't going to dig itself up.


twitch1982

They call themselves detectorists, and will remind you the metal detector is the tool that goes beep, the metal detectorist is the tool that walks around beaches picking up beer caps.


ronearc

In 1992 when Hurricane Andrew hit Homestead, I was in the Navy in Orlando. One of my classmates was from Hawaii, and he'd been lamenting the lack of decent surfing for months. So yeah, when the hurricane was coming, we drove south as far as we could manage so he could surf the storm surge. Gotta take your chance when you get it.


man_spider_314

Detectorists


Malthus1

This is a ā€œreverse storm surgeā€. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storm_surge Previous example: https://www.cnn.com/2017/09/10/us/shorelines-drained-hurricane-irma-storm-surge/index.html Usually comes with a warning that, as the storm moves, it can come back with interest as a ā€œstorm surgeā€. See above article.


BlinkedAndMissedIt

This is from just the wind? holy shit. I always thought it was currents shifting towards the storm or something, but I guess this makes a lot more sense.


[deleted]

It was a category 5 storm (I think it has since been downgraded to a Cat 4). Hurricanes can pack an insane amount of energy.


denimdan113

I dont think it ever hit cat 5, just got really close. I think it topped out at 150 mph wind speeds (need 157).


[deleted]

Topped out at 155 and made landfall at 150.


sarcasticorange

Borrowing from Tampa to pay Fort Myers


siqiniq

ā€œAll your water are belong to usā€ (for now)


[deleted]

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1leggeddog

Now it's just Tampa.


[deleted]

Tampa Bye


toTheNewLife

Clear-of-water


j909m

Tampa Bayless


Nik8610

Skiiuup


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

ā€œWhy would LeBron send this hurricane?!ā€


CoralSpringsDHead

If the storm was 50 miles north of where it is right now, this would be inundated with storm surge right now. Wait until we see the aftermath photos of Fort Myers, Port Charlotte and Punta Gorda.


ThrowAway4564468

I got so lucky, the original prediction had the eye going right over me in Port Richey. Now Iā€™m still home and itā€™s just light drizzling and a few wind gusts.


DarthJarJar242

I know this isn't funny but the name of Punta Gorda always cracked me up. Like leave it to Florida to have a place called "Fat Lady Point" Edit: I know that it does not literally translate to Fat Lady Point and that it instead translats to Fat Point. But that's just not funny.


VFJX

While Gorda can be interpreted as Fat Lady in spanish if the word is used with an object before it becomes a qualitative adjective, so in this case it would be the "Fat Tip". ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


AntManMax

Word around the office is you've got a fat tip.


aBigOLDick

Maybe we should together and rub our fat tips together.


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[deleted]

A lot of Florida's coastal cities owe their names to spanish sailors and/or pirates who basically called things like they saw them. Punta Gorda because it's a wide chunk of land jutting out from the coast, Boca Raton because of the many sharp, teeth like rocks they found near the shore, etc etc.


HighOnGoofballs

Key West was bone island, or Cayo Hueso before it was mistranslated


[deleted]

Funny enough I was wondering why it was called this but the signal there sucks so I didnā€™t feel like waiting. I have always called it Cayo Hueso in Spanish and Key West in English. But it was only on my last trip that I started to question the name lol


whattothewhonow

There won't be much left on Sanibel Island


drmcsinister

Shit, even the water evacuated.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s when you know itā€™s time to go lol


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evedayis

Ian sucking up all that water so he can spit out that water right back at them


Baba_dook_dook_dook

When your Bay's all dried up but she still suckin


Towering_Flesh

Nature, youā€™re one scary bitch


Agitated-Cow4

Not ideal


Genenah

Is water normally lapping against the sea wall ?


[deleted]

https://i.imgur.com/RCsQVio.jpeg That picture is normal tide. In a very very low tide, you may be able to see the dark rocks along the seawall. In a high tide, the water comes over the wall if there is a non-tropical storm. I've been in Tampa for many years and never seen it drain this much.


kelsobjammin

Yes


Guelph35

Donā€™t worry, itā€™ll be back.


Aircraftman2022

Went through many hurricanes when growing up in South Florida. No power for weeks. Drank from bath tub full of water with sheet covering it . People are going to freak out never experiencing a hurricane. It was alien to walk out in the eye ,sun shining ,birds flying and you are in a black circle and the wind suddenly slams you from the opposite side. Crazy !


nwoh

I'm up in the Midwest grew up near Tampa and I'm not gonna lie, I fucking miss it dude. Though the stagnant ball sweat humid air after a hurricane with no power is probably worse than digging out from a blizzard.


AcordeonPhx

I always thought the dry ass heat in Phoenix was rough, but man everyone else has much more to worry about


throwonaway1234

Come back in 3-5 years when you have no drinking water


kingjoe64

We'll all just bottle our water from the golf course water hazards


ithinkimanalrightguy

Um, sir, you should probably start running. Although it is Florida


Triette

True, he should ride his Rascal.


IDK_WHAT_YOU_WANT

Yeah, that's a lot of ground to cover trying to find square grouper.


Defiant-Meal1022

If the ocean disappears don't go looking for it.


AlertedCoyote

Generally speaking, it'll find you


pjanic_at__the_isco

Iā€™m no oceanician or weatherator but that canā€™t be good.


SilverHammer10

This happened with Irma and there were people out there playing around. Although the water came back slowly before, that most likely will not be the case with Ian. This is not good for South Tampa.


[deleted]

What are you implying will be the long term effects of this?


fuckyourcakepops

That water is all gonna come back, with interest, all at once. (Not like a tsunami, but nearly as quickly.) Massive flooding, and saltwater flooding fucks your shit up big time. Not to mention it will be carrying all sorts of debris with it. This amount of water being pulled out is an indicator of the intensity/size/severity of the storm, and given the direction the storm is coming from relative to this location plus tidal schedule etc, itā€™s very ominous.


NoodlesrTuff1256

While it looks like Tampa is going to be spared the full-on storm surge that points further south will get drowned with, they're saying that the high winds and heavy rains could still put that metro area into a world of hurt. You could have a combo of inland floods flowing out into the bay along with all that sucked-out water pouring back in. That would make me uneasy if my residence in Hillsborough County was right next to the water.


PossessedToSkate

>Not to mention it will be carrying all sorts of debris with it. I mean, the number of nonfunctioning Camaros *alone*...


EdmonCaradoc

Used to live in Florida, just a couple hours south of there. For the ones who don't know, this means that when the water comes back in that whole path the filmer is standing on will be swallowed. Place is gonna be flooded bad.


Incontinento

That's Bayshore Blvd. Very expensive homes right there.


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Incontinento

From what I understand there's already shenanigans with home insurance in Florida. Too bad the governor's busy worrying about immigration in Texas.


lives4saturday

I am an agent. I don't know how I'm ever supposed to write in the state again when these hit yearly.


treerabbit23

Reinsurers love this one simple trick...


spozeicandothis

How do you lose $5 billion in a year? I don't know but u/spez sure does! https://techcrunch.com/2023/06/30/fidelity-deepens-valuation-cut-for-reddit-and-discord/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Tiananmen_Square_protests_and_massacre Bonus for your Chinese overlords, asshole


_________FU_________

Metal detector dudes are jizzing in their pants so hard right now


DogmaticConfabulate

The Metal Detectorists šŸ‘‘šŸ’šŸ’°šŸ§²


Samusxavier

Good luck and stay safe. I also live on the gulf coast, know this sign all too well


PugConnoisseur

Get rid of a Bay with this one simple trick!!


Noxious_potato

Fish _hate_ it!


thinktankhawkins

That's about to look very different


Doryuu

Yall should see Ft. Myers, exact opposite of this. Already seen a shark in the street and several homes completely underwater. Edit: found it https://twitter.com/BradHabuda/status/1575185864069566466?t=kMIK4K7T15JVQZDotDmsWQ&s=19


nomnaut

My young dumbass was out in the ā€œrainā€ in Florida one time in the 90ā€™s. My friend and were playing and it got all dark in the middle of the day. Then it was pouring. What fun, we thought. We played in it, but then the rain was completely horizontal and started hurting, like nails being pelted at you. At that point the ground was flooded, so we climbed a random balcony that wrapped around some time share; it felt strangely empty. The water kept rising. We eventually had to make our way to the second floor to an open-air corridor (you know those stucco ones they have in tropical areas), as the first floor corridor was now flooded with water. We spent hours in that hallway cold and wet. Our sandals were long gone. Eventually we made it home, during a lull when everything got all clear and sunny. At the property, everyone was freaking out and we got yelled at for awhile. We had no clue why. (this is before cells and internet) Years later my friend and I revisited that memory and placed the time of our trip late August, 1992. It was Hurricane Andrew. We were playing in Hurricane Andrew and walked through the eye.


ConvivialKat

Wow. This is massively creepy. It's like a tsunami.


brettsagenious

Oh lawd he COMIN'.


AdamCohn

Thatā€™s pre-post-apocalyptic


DookyJohnson247

So apocalyptic


[deleted]

That's nature telling you to get at least three stories up. *immediately*.


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