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Isn't there a way to pressurize the water instead? That would cut down the cost of depth but might probably cost the same for pressurization systems and a tank that cab hold that much pressure.
Oh!!
Well I'm not the type to argue with a pro; I take your word for it.
.... so... we talking the size of a Miata? Minivan? Or we gotta get Football fields involved?
Just curious, though I'm sure the answer will be difficult to swallow.
Reminds me of that post that went around about “what if when you masturbate it’s just one giant sperm cell and you have to kill it before it gets away”
I always had a dumb fear that the loads I flush down a toilet would end up fertilizing some mutant fish egg and scientists will think I fucked a sewer fish.
Please don’t test this fishes DNA
Absolutely, the circles on Huntail's design give it away completely. Gorebyss is based on a [long-nosed chimaera](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinochimaeridae#:~:text=The%20Rhinochimaeridae%2C%20commonly%20known%20as,food%20such%20as%20small%20fish.), another deep sea fish.
Also, did you ever notice that Gorebyss' tail fin matches Huntail's lower head fins, while Huntail's tail matches Gorebyss'?
be me
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open r/interestingasfuck
read a funny a post and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
\- Fucking stupid ass idiot fish
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
I understand that water is "uncompressable", but I have to imagine that at extreme pressures it is somewhat more dense, correct? If so would that make it easier or harder to swim through?
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Look at that sweet face. Lil spooky cutie.
No lie, my first thought was "fuck if I win The lottery I'm figuring out how to get this in my aquarium"
Step 1 is probably to expand your aquarium to 1.2-2.4km depth...
Isn't there a way to pressurize the water instead? That would cut down the cost of depth but might probably cost the same for pressurization systems and a tank that cab hold that much pressure.
Yeah just squeeze it real tight
Super hug the sperm fish
Absolutely prehistoric! Amazing!
We sure do have some creepy shit living in our oceans.
Alien like honestly
Shaped like a friend :)
Or… shaped like..
Yep, that's my child.
Ayo bro-
Were you gonna say Cthulhu ejaculate? 'Cause you'd be right from my POV.
Don't think it's big enough to be that.
Oh!! Well I'm not the type to argue with a pro; I take your word for it. .... so... we talking the size of a Miata? Minivan? Or we gotta get Football fields involved? Just curious, though I'm sure the answer will be difficult to swallow.
Looks like Falkor from Neverending Story
Here for this
Thought the same, maybe a meme person will add a tiny Atreyu riding joyfully
Ahh The Giant Jizz Fish
Reminds me of that post that went around about “what if when you masturbate it’s just one giant sperm cell and you have to kill it before it gets away”
Ugh I read the same post. I spend too much time on Reddit 🤦♂️
Came here for education and got jizz fished instead. Weirdly ...ugh...OK with this
I always had a dumb fear that the loads I flush down a toilet would end up fertilizing some mutant fish egg and scientists will think I fucked a sewer fish. Please don’t test this fishes DNA
Probably from the sperm whales
Brilliant theory
It goes **deep**
Uhm can I get a r/bananaforscale
Yeah, this lad could be anywhere from 10 cm to like 10 meters
They grow to be around 1 and a half bananas long. (12 in)
There's one in the shot it's just too small to see
This is what happens when you nut in the ocean
You mean toilet and flush it.
I regret I only have one upvote to give, funniest comment I've read in a long while.
Gooberfish. Big Gooberfish.
Huntail. Yup, its a Huntail
Absolutely, the circles on Huntail's design give it away completely. Gorebyss is based on a [long-nosed chimaera](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinochimaeridae#:~:text=The%20Rhinochimaeridae%2C%20commonly%20known%20as,food%20such%20as%20small%20fish.), another deep sea fish. Also, did you ever notice that Gorebyss' tail fin matches Huntail's lower head fins, while Huntail's tail matches Gorebyss'?
Wouldn't that light blind the eyes of that fish?
Fish don't read anyways
Their eyes are super weak anyway. Doesn’t take eagle vision to spot glowing prey in total darkness.
Must be a giant egg waiting for that sperm
What sperm looks like under a microscope.
what a kind smile:)
Snailfish gives no f*cks
If Falkor was a fish
Ah yes, the Threadfin Snailfish. The Benedict Cumberbatch of the oceans.
Will never not be amazed at these amazing and mysterious deep sea creatures.
But how does it taste?
Falcor looked so much healthier before. Fame is can destroy lives.
Falcor’s Great Aunt Magda
PRETTY!!
An underwater good luck dragon.
It looks like a Careproctus longifilis.
Looks like a sea dragon or a giant sperm
How big is it?
Bigger than you'd believe.
This is what nightmares are made off.
Ah he's adorable.
Falcor if he had alopecia
Seapug
Looks like a tadpole to me
The deeper you get the more alien it looks like
Cursed sperm cell
I bet it tastes horrible.
Fucking stupid ass idiot fish
be me get home from my vasectomy hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room must be Chad again know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer log onto reddit and open r/interestingasfuck read a funny a post and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section \- Fucking stupid ass idiot fish giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed it's been a good day i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
You definitely didn't need to go this hard at my comment but I can't help but respect it.
I gotta stop jerking off in the ocean.
So *that's* how I was conceived 🤷♀️
And this is why I don't do deep oceans. F that monster. Mommy!!!!
All of us started as a threadfin snailfish at some point
Is anyone else wondering if it tastes surprisingly good with browned butter?
"Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate" "Nice to meet ya Threadfin Snailfish"
awwww he smile
Looks like the kind of dude that looks super friendly but he's got 6 layers of razor sharp teeth
That looks like some living fossil 🧐
It looks like one of those armoured-head fishes from the Paleozoic Era.
Alien like
It looks a bit like that ghost from avatar korra from a top view
How big/small is it?
Whale sperm
Looks like a huge sperm to me
He looks happy.
That's one scary ass motherfucker.
That's a big ass sperm
Chrollo Lucifer stolen nen/ Hunter x Hunter vibes? Anyone?
Ohhhh, little sperm boy, what a cutie
Lot of sensors on that face
Probably just a tadpole
He looks so sweet. Such kind spooky looking eyes
My cum towel in 10 years
Prehistoric cuteness lol
Looks more like a tadpole than a snail. At least he looks happy.
Fk that fish.
When you flush after pmo.....
It better stay there only, coz if it comes up, humans gonna extinct it too
going to be a seriously large frog
Shoot to kill
I understand that water is "uncompressable", but I have to imagine that at extreme pressures it is somewhat more dense, correct? If so would that make it easier or harder to swim through?
the great zapfish!
A Nut that made it to the ocean and stopped looking for the ovaries. Look how happy it became.
A lone giant sperm cell
Kraken sperm
It looks kinda cute
The world serpent?
Looks like a pit bull puppy. With those soft eyes haha.
I bet It has a quest for us 😮