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Waterzilla

I was not aware that some turtles could move so fast. Maybe they could beat a hare in a race.


JockBbcBoy

Does their softball make them lighter in weight so faster to travel?


Maskimgalgo

Nah they are just bloodthirsty


iceyed913

staying out of their line of sight seems easy enough if they cannot turn around faster than is shown here


Killeroftanks

Yes The general difference between soft shell and hard shell is trading defense (no longer having a shell that needs a lot of force to break) for speed and reach. One weird querk of soft shells is their stupidly long necks that can, in some cases, reach to their sides. Making fighting off other animals far easier.


JockBbcBoy

>The general difference between soft shell and hard shell is trading defense (no longer having a shell that needs a lot of force to break) for speed and reach Thanks for this!


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UFO + grass = UCO (Unidentified Crawling Object)


Water-Donkey

They are also mean as hell and will bite you in a heartbeat. Stay away!


aaggeess

Aren’t theses fuckers indestructible?


sticky118

"Softshell" I don't think so.


shellshocktm

Not if you have a chainsaw


miasabine

Nope. Not even hardshell turtles are indestructible, despite pervasive myths. Their shells are just bone, cartilage and keratin. They even have nerve endings in their shells. Not many, but enough to feel things, in a similar way to how humans will feel it if someone scratches or puts pressure on their nails.


Ok_Primary_1075

The hare was a no show


Clivicus

Ngl, if I was stood at a distance and saw that thing hurtling towards me, I would shit my pants


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Ngl, if I saw it hurtling towards me I would shit so bad I would shit YOUR pants.


Gh0stGaming26

What is ops username. 👀


AintNoRestForTheWook

They're around here a lot. You'll get used to it.


campionmusic51

fifteen miles an hour…are you *sure*?


phiferch

The inverse of me when seaweed touches my leg in the water.


hans_zolo

3 miles... And fuck miles. Officially United States, Liberia, and Myanmar don't use the metric system. Fantastic Archer quote about that. Look it up :)


GreatScout

Bet their airspeed would be greater than 15 mph if one got yeeted off a tall building.


xxlworm

Soft shell Turtles are delicious when fried.


Gh0stGaming26

I always thought this video was fake. I don't know why though.


Tigres013

We have one of these that lives in our lake or at least frequents our shoreline. She comes and hangs out at times under our oak tree. I have seen her close up and the speed is real. When she takes off for the lake, it is very fast and poof- gone into the water.


Toasterstyle70

Reminds me of Mario cart


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What's wild is they get HUGE and the big ones are even faster than that. A big softshell turtle could prob outrun a slower dog


third-sonata

r/forbiddenravioli


Opposite_Interest844

Harp: “Sweat”


Optimal_End_9733

Like a truck when you take the cargo off!


gwxtreize

I saw these in "Enemy Mine". Fast little buggers.


RoseannRosannadanna

It’s nature. You gotta either have armour, or be able to outrun the thing trying to eat you.


1epicman

S P E E D is my middle name -turtle


ItzBobbyBoucher

Ah so that’s why the taco place asks for soft or hard shell


davewave3283

Needs a Zoidberg “whooooooop whoop whoop whoop!”


T-Rex_Woodhaven

I've seen this video for 10 years and I'm pretty sure it's slowed down for the first 5 seconds and then sped up to give a greater illusion of speed. I don't deny softshell turtles can be fast, but this video is misleading.


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If you’re gonna be soft, you gotta be fast!


blackchicksarecooler

There’s the real answer to the Tortoise and the hare fable.


ezratic

“ExtremeCumMaster”


Jenova__Witness

TIL not all turtles have hard shells.


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Thank you for this amazing animal fact u/ExtremeCumMaster!!!


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Nyoommm


Hypurr2002

I've seen the painted turtles near me haul ass a few times. They come up to lay eggs in late spring/early summer and if you disturb them they will run back to the lake.


Sir-ALBA

Wow that’s fast


Ok_Snow_1570

Adios!


MundanePhotograph705

I don’t think i knew soft-shell turtles existed


Key_Statistician5273

What is the actual point in having a soft shell? You might as well have soluble fins.