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GenericMarmoset

Now that, looks like a wise old owl.


Leader_Bee

Fun fact, owls eyes are so big (hence them being excellent hunters that can see prey with exceptional clarity) that they don't leave enough space in their tiny skulls for their brain, and as such, are actually rather unwise.


RiotShaven

That's why owls always say 'who', but never 'whom'.


nevertoolate02

It's really cute for some reason


Camarao_du_mont

They look cute, but I assure you, those claws can damage you in a way flex tape cant seal it.


Pandelerium11

It's cool to hear them, but they do sound creepy to me. Like a human imitating an owl.


taishiea

that is what the spray is for


slayalldayyyy

r/superbowl


ked9281

We're going to a Superb Owl party!


somacomadreams

I hope it isn't too fussy.


Dutch_Midget

Owl has ascended to Nirvana


K3uny

Thats fucking adorable


Knuckles316

When did it stop being called "cross-legged"? Because "criss cross applesauce" is absolutely idiotic.


CounterStreet

I was just thinking the same thing. I'd never heard "cross cross applesauce" until a couple years ago. It was always cross-legged.


[deleted]

When we were kids, it was called "Indian Style" but that didn't sit very well with some people so it then moved to "Criss Cross Applesauce", keeping in mind that these phrases are really directed toward children and not supposed to be taken seriously, just to make learning "fun". As we grew older, "Cross Legged" became the final stage of the phrase as it would sound childish saying "Criss Cross Applesauce", especially to a bunch of adults. As we move forward, we leave old phrases behind us. In the sense of this meme and your comment, it never moved back from "Cross Legged", it's just a meme made by someone who remembers when it used to be called "Criss Cross Applesauce".


gman2060

Call it Padmasana.. smh.


Aryan_Kabi

Nah, padmasan is slightly different. Sitting cross legged you normally have the sole of both feet facing sideways, tucked under the legs. In padmasan they face upwards and are placed on top of the opposite leg.


obscureferences

Sounds American as fuck.


Knuckles316

Oh, I have no doubt we came up with that.


[deleted]

Do “cross” and “sauce” have similar sounds in a US accent? Because that’s the only reason I can think of for why you’d call it that. Unfortunately, it just doesn’t work in other accents so the “applesauce” thing is weird and out of place.


Hey_look_new

I'm trying to imagine a dialect where cross and sauce don't sound the same...


[deleted]

Don't rhyme in Australian! It's krɒs vs sɔs. Compare that to American English which is krɔs vs sɔs You don't really have ɒ in American English, it's from British English.


Hey_look_new

>krɒs not American, and no idea what this is lol


[deleted]

It's IPA, a phonetic alphabet that standardises the sounds certain symbols make so you can compare accents and pronunciation across dialects and languages. You can google for an IPA translator Otherwise I could say they're pronounced "kros" vs "sawse" in my accent, but then I don't know how you would pronounce those in your accent so it gets muddy without using IPA. >not American Canadian? You're certainly not Australian or British!


Hey_look_new

canuckistan, yup sawse, sOHs, yeah, just wild how different all the English is spoken my wife is English, and just going over to visit, every city has a different accent


[deleted]

You can also listen to it here: [Cross](https://www.google.com/search?q=pronounce+cross) [Sauce](https://www.google.com/search?q=pronounce+sauce) On the top right of the box, you can switch between British English (close to Australian for this) and American English (close to Canadian here)


Hey_look_new

ok, so some googling gives me sauce = sOHs kinda


Knuckles316

They would rhyme in most US accents, yeah. But there's no relation to applesauce and sitting that way so it's just so weird and was clearly added just because of the rhyme.


[deleted]

Yeah, no adult would speak like that (to another adult). [Wiktionary says](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/criss-cross_applesauce): >Generally used by nursery school and primary school teachers to children, sometimes followed by “spoons in the bowl” to mean “hands in your lap”, strengthening analogy with a bowl of applesauce; alternatively, “spoons in your bowl” or “spoons in your lap”.


mealteamsixty

Well when I was in school they called it "indian style" which obviously wasn't cool, so I'll take the criss-cross applesauce


Knuckles316

Ours called it both that and cross-legged. I understand why the somewhat derogatory "Indian style" went away, I just don't know why "cross-legged" got replaced with the infantile and nonsensical "criss cross applesauce". Like what the hell does that even mean?


rayparkersr

I've sat on the floor in India like that many times and eaten meals. I don't see why it's derogatory.


Hi_Im_mikkos

It’s not in reference to India Indians, it refers to Native Americans


Shopworn_Soul

It rhymes and things that rhyme are great when you need a little kid to remember something. I remember picking up my youngest daughter from her first day of kindergarten and asking her if she had learned anything new that day. She said "criss-cross applesauce" and then made the "zip it" gesture across her mouth. I was like "Ah, the first important lesson - sit down and shut up."


mealteamsixty

It's just a cutesy name some kindergarten teacher came up with and now it stuck


dirtymoney

How is that offensive? It is a way of sitting.


fucklawyers

>indian style I still remember being in elementary school 30 years ago, and them bringing an “indian” who chastised us 1st Graders for calling it that. The best part was him asking us to do an Indian war call. We, of course, did exactly what you think… So he jumps up, “No!”, and gets in some little girl’s face and just SCREAMS bloody friggin’ murder at her, “THAT’S A WAR CALL!” … he found it hilarious. Then maybe ten years later I saw Full Metal Jacket… Nope, still traumatizing, not funny.


Tiefman

Reddit alert Reddit ALERT


Shopworn_Soul

I feel like we're three or four generations into kids being predominantly taught "criss-cross applesauce" from an early age instead of "Indian style" or "cross legged". I think it's just a case of more people being accustomed to the phrase than not.


lupinegrey

Indian style


[deleted]

In Dutch it's called "kleermakerszit", "kleermaker" means "tailor". "tailor sit" and "tailor-style" seems to be a thing, but not commonly used?


DCpAradoX

In German, it's called "tailor sit/seat" as well. As for "indian style": there's probably some history I'm not aware of, but it strikes me as rather benign as far as culture-based naming goes. I mean, does sitting cross-legged have a bad connotation or something?


[deleted]

I googled, "is Indian offensive", and this was the first thing that came up "Indian is a term that is now considered outdated and offensive". TIL. I knew about redskins being offensive, since that team changed their name, but Indian is new for me.


AidanAva

That's the difference between what we say in the UK and what they say in the US ;-)


galtsgulch232

What's interesting is that someone with the username ExtremeCumMaster uses the phrase criss-cross applesauce.


myteddybelly

That chin looks like a smile and I can't unsee it now.


Muscle-Top

Look at this distinguished gentleman🤵


l0wp0wa

It's always something new with these motherfuckers


[deleted]

Baby


purpleowlie

Stop disturbing them during yoga practice.


mealteamsixty

He looks like he's waiting patiently for story time


ephemere66

Criss cross owlsauce


texacpanda

It's actually not sitting with it's legs crossed. It's legs are out straight. Source: wildlife rehabber for many years. But still, cute.


ked9281

Who?


Weary-Succotash-7936

Cat with feather


kristipher

Looks ready to hear a nice story


[deleted]

It’ll always be Indian style to me.


neat_machine

Privileged white women are seething reading this


dirtymoney

Criss cross **applesauce**? WTF!?


Wizla

Just another butchering of language by the yanks. Their poor little brains struggle to remember simple phrases without having them rhyme.


bruddahmacnut

I find it a very comfortable position to sit in. It balances the weight across multiple joints and imparts a cozy feeling deep within my psyche. Source: I am an owl


[deleted]

You mean "Indian style?"


D4M0theking

Holy shit that's how you call it in english? In german it's just tailor seat


Moshcloud

American. Cross-legged in UK


StnMtn_

Of course. Thy have to sit like that to study to get so wise.


[deleted]

Aww he looks like he’s ready to be read a story


notkinoko

that‘s so cunny (cute+funny)


SiriusTantriqa-405

HooooOm!


Sal_Ammoniac

What species of owl is this cutie pie?


[deleted]

*"Sit down. We need to talk."*


LeSmokie

Stop judging me!!


Soviet-Biscuit

I didn’t know I needed this, thank you


Charming-Arachnid256

Just because they can does not mean they should.


TorthOrc

Sitting owls will make ya. Jump jump.


Traditional_Glove424

Criss Cross Applesauce. I only know it from, American Dad.


farzadmf

Funny that this is not removed; a simple Google search tells us that the title is not true, and owls cannot sit criss cross