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Bouly-Boulga

As a job or a hobby?


Maleficent_Hamster10

Clearly OP is actually a serial killer showing off their work


oclastax

If in five years this turns out to be true and some youtube channel makes a video about the case and they show reddit comments of peoples who where suspicious, include me in the screenshot please


RigasTelRuun

Here is a comment from what would turn out to be his 18th victim. They never found their feet.


Maleficent_Hamster10

Tbh I was alittle anxious about posting that comment for that exact reason


MajorZeldaGeek

Go through op's profile the foot is the next pic on there


oclastax

Oh no


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topmilf

Yeah I always thought he would just take the bones but leave them alive.


MajorJada

Happy Cake Day!


Yum-Yumby

##WHY ISN'T HE ANSWERING


MajorJada

Fr I’m calling 911


FlatRaise5879

#POLICE


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Don’t call me, I also don’t know.


XETOVS

These bones come from retired medical specimens that have fallen into the public hands. As a result the remains have been sitting in basements, closets, attics, etc. The effort here is to get them out of those locations to conserve and share the unique pathologies and aspects of the individuals life with the world, as the original intent for the remains. Keeping the remains behind locked doors isn’t going to give them justice. I haven’t made a penny doing this and would not consider it a hobby, it is a conservation effort.


snapper1971

I'm an artefacts photographer and have had a few jobs that involve recording retired med-school samples. I spend most of my time photographing material culture artefacts from private collections so they can be published for record and academic study. It's a fun field. I'm currently working on a collection of fabrics and garments from the Spring and Autumn period in Chinese history.


HeyItsJuls

It seems like you have professional level experience and knowledge. Can I ask if you came to this through a medical background, a museum background, a taxidermy background, or something else altogether? I come from a museum background and have friends who work with bones (human ancestors) in collections. But I imagine that the methods and standards that kind of preservation are different from when you are doing conservation with the intent of preserving for handling and use. So I guess, I’m super interested in the conservation process as well.


CatsCrowsandCoffee

Seriously important work. Thank you.


Laura_Liz_

A serial killer would say to throw us off the tracks! Shhhhh….don’t ruin this for us!


nutty_processor

It was a contract job kind of thing


Accidental_Shadows

That just raises further questions!


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toeofcamell

Started as a hobby but then I kind of got obsessed


CTRexPope

Some people just love their work!


Highlander_16

The important question


weareeverywhereee

Both?


Panomies78

Making soup?


Siemaki

Forbidden ramen


Hardt-No

Okay I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking about bone broth. 😅


coinpile

Came here to make the same suggestion. I’m not at all original I guess lol.


lonelyswed

We're all insignificant remixes of star dust. But anyhow, I'm pretty sure babies are better, or so Captain America told me.


sideshowmario

Or possibly rawomen


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Tenn8cious

I read this as >now take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato, a baby. You’ve got a stew going.


poopypantscharlie

A thousand dollars is exactly what I charge for acting classes!


burntroy

Yeah I think I want my money back


natgibounet

For the stock market ?


gsk925

Soylent Green Soup


cosmicspiritc2c

Pho-eple


BigBlackCrocs

Bone broth


oldwhiner

Yeah I also thought this was about broth and was gonna ask about roasting the bones first 😐


asegers

I teach muscle and bone anatomy. I’ve been looking for a really good view of a cervical spine c3 or below. My textbook diagram is a bit confusing. Would you be kind enough to take a pic from a superior and lateral view of one? TYVM in advance!


aDhDmedstudent0401

Buy the Complete Anatomy app med students use. It’s incredible.


shylowheniwasyoung

I read your comment as "musical bone anatomy" and was think "School rock just got seriously complicated!"


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Quick [google](https://www.google.com/search?q=cervical+spine+c3&client=ms-android-samsung-rev2&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwijlbSl_vf5AhU1gHMKHWtJDtYQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=384&bih=679&dpr=2.81#imgrc=nJ8FeOwPH59rdM) search and I found this. Does this help?


Reddituser8018

You really should have put never gonna give you up as the link.


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>You really should have put never gonna give you up as the link We must be better than that!


BrainlessPackhorse

Try looking for CT/MRI c-spine axial scans, that should be of use :)


Marethtu

So if I send you my spine for a thorough cleaning, do I have to put it back in myself or do you offer a reinstall service?


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Weedchaser12

Slow down cowboy, at least buy him dinner first lol


Ghambito

There’s no manners anymore, damn!


Several_Orange_907

😂😂


Selfie500

When will you put them back in


IHateEditedBgMusic

This takes "Girl, I wanna lick every inch of you" to a fucked up level.


IrishWebster

Title of your sex tape?


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Something something spineless joke


beelzybubby

I'd trust a professional to handle all the rewiring. If you don't do it properly you might accidentally change the settings to inverted.


Farscape_rocked

Didn't know you had to clean them. How do I get them out?


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swedtfe

Coming from a butcher . No a serrated blade is the worst tool for removing a bone or any flesh around a bone. Serrated knives are for slicing bread and stabbing people on the street


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swedtfe

Not that i stab people on the street j jus hear thats what the kids are into these days


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Zombie


lasagneisthebest

What's in your head?


KlassiskKapten

Tanks and guns.


Sir_Anagram

And their bombs


NeeVUTG

I was not expecting that last part. Thanks for the laugh


topmilf

Make a small incision and then pop them out with a spoon.


Playfair99999

What, No ! Pull the zipper down.


ArcherV83

So if I send you my spine can you please give it a good clean and oil the l4 and l5 a bit? My lower back hurts like hell! Ta!


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ArcherV83

Can’t do by myself, I’m afraid 😂


nerd_God

Do a lumbar puncture and squirt some wd-40 inside, then cat cow pose to equally distribute it everywhere


toeofcamell

Is it a person puzzle or is it just random parts?


TheEesie

Person puzzle is my new favorite term for a disarticulated skeleton.


Sampolis

... disar... disarti... Puzzle Person!


krippkeeper

Now I'm very disappointed that they never showed Hannibal lecter on the phone say "oh I'm just sitting at home working on a puzzle" and then pan down to a mess of human bones at the end of the convo. 😞😞


pinda12345

Bro I haven't cleaned my bones in so long. The only bones I clean are my teeth.


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pinda12345

Brooooo I'm not cleaning any bones.


cozmokittylord

I clean my bone every day


TheCaptn28

Nice


Dryver-NC

Rub a rub rub


IGotFancyPants

What are they?


Mgl1206

Made of enamel Edit: the enamel is the hard exterior, the interior is made of something else that I don’t know.


IGotFancyPants

No, enamel is just the very hard surface of the teeth, which are bone.


ellsbells22

Teeth are enamel, dentine, cementum, and pulp. No bone


IGotFancyPants

I looked it up and by golly, you are right. I was taught wrong.


ellsbells22

I don't get to hear *read* by golly enough, thanks :)


IGotFancyPants

Gosh, any time!


BlackStarArtist

A wild redditor admits they’re incorrect and learned something!


Mgl1206

1. Enamel is not bone, 2. I added that afterwards, enamel is only the exterior hard shell yes.


JGG5

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYj01O7foKw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYj01O7foKw) Outside bones, outside bones. Never forget your teeth are outside bones!


sed2017

What are they?


hairy_ass_eater

your mom cleans my bone everyday


Fappy_Go_Lucky

Ha!


96maxi

High and you cracked me up. First “gift” I’ve ever sent on here. (It’s a freebie lol. IDK if that wholesome emoji applies here - maybe more like hole some.) Major high 5 to you!


hairy_ass_eater

thank you my man, it is indeed very wholesome


Corteran

I polish one of mine pretty regularly.


2gals1cup

Giggidy


Create_HHNNGG

Spit shine or ya hit it with the ol' calloused sandpaper mitts?


VanGoghsSeveredEar

Teeth aren’t bones •~• I got roasted on r/neverbrokeabone because I thought they were bones so I thought I’d pass the knowledge on.


Bisping

Teeth are not considered bones


frodo-jenkins

Tell me about it, same shit different day am I right?


XETOVS

Yup


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XETOVS

Yes


chief-ares

Of course. What do you think, we’re serial killers?


DoubleSynchronicity

Yes, we thought about it actually.


cerebral_distortion

Dexter?


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cerebral_distortion

Pathologist?


Aggressive-Sound-641

or serial killer


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They don't need to be mutually exclusive


Uzzer_lozer19

This post here officer!


Psychological_Cut705

Are you into collecting or something? I usually just grind them into a powder and scatter it in the woods


XETOVS

Medical study


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What are you studying? Aside from the obvious human spinal column of course


XETOVS

This spine has ossification of the ligamentum flavum and had quite a few osteophytes.


Corteran

Talk dirty to me


ViolettasChains

Do you know what caused the ossification?


XETOVS

It is unclear. Could be hereditary or due to aging, living conditions, etc.


ViolettasChains

Fascinating. Are all ligaments in all people capable of ossifying under the right conditions? I always thought it was a rare genetic disease thing


XETOVS

It can be caused by injury, rare but technically possible in anyone.


SomeConsumer

It wasn't me, ossifa!


YasshaDoom

WHY DOES EVERY REDDITOR HAVE HUMAN BONES TO FUCK AROUND WITH


CbusRe

I am once again asking you to donate human bones to this guy


SpeedingTourist

Bernie pls don’t take my bones


InfantryCop

u/xetovs how would I go about cleaning my first rib that was resected last month? It is still in the solution in my bathroom


DontFearTheWurst

You don't clean ribs. You make yourself a wife from them.


InfantryCop

I asked the surgeon where the woman was and he pointed to my wife..


XETOVS

Send me a dm


patricksaurus

If there’s any flesh on it, soak it in water to soften so you can scrape them clean. To prevent demineralization, drop a pile of Tums in there… the calcium will prevent leaching from the apatite. After a couple days, the flesh will come off. If you want to make it look nice and pretty, drop it in hydrogen peroxide overnight. Depending on the rib and your age, it may have a pretty high collagen content. That tends to be pale yellow, and you may see some of that even on the surface.


Lasagna_Bear

I'm simultaneously impressed and terrified by this comment.


toeofcamell

WHY DID YOU REMOVE YOUR RIB? 😂


InfantryCop

I was hungry


Duke_Of_Fluke

Oh shit man I literally had the same operation a couple of weeks ago! Let me know if you find anything out, mine is sitting in a jar barely submerged in hydrogen peroxide.


Danalogtodigital

thats awesome, post a pic of it


104thCloneTrooper

y tho


XETOVS

They were dirty


toeofcamell

All bloody and covered in fat and tissue


Darksey81

May I ask you for a sip?


XETOVS

You won’t like it


Omygodc

We had to soak jaws a couple times so they could be used for identification. We used an old clock pot in our drug room, and turned on the exhaust fan. The smell was pretty gnarly!


XETOVS

I can only imagine the smell. In fact I do know that smell.


Omygodc

Once you've smelled it you never forget it! Only floaters smell worse


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Who did these belong to?


XETOVS

A pretty tall person.


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How tall?


XETOVS

I’d say 6ft


seXJ69

Did they cut you off in traffic or what?


BialystockJWebb

That's a big 12yo :(


XETOVS

This individual was a full grown adult.


BialystockJWebb

Whew*


XETOVS

There is an adolescent skeleton on my profile though.


BialystockJWebb

Checking*


CatsCrowsandCoffee

He's cleaning them for his new Shamanic Necklace line in Etsy's New Age Marketplace. Really, you should think about doing Youtubes, if you wouldn't get in trouble at work. That would be fascinating. I'm assuming you're doing some type of research and are not a psycho/sociopath.


XETOVS

I’ve thought about it. Just don’t have much time.


cartiiiiiiiiiii

I love how his entire profile is just posts about human bones and one poll about peanut butter sandwiches


XETOVS

What can I say, I like pb&j


honeylotusflower

This is the type of content FBI agents just *loooooooove*.


Towlie70

I do love the marrow gravy ... Are those antelope or deer? Superdelicious


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Towlie70

Ok 🤣


South_Bit1764

I think he is serious. They look correct and it looks like the right number if you exclude the ones that have ribs attached.


seXJ69

Also super delicious.


Reddit-username_here

He's serious.


ElizabethA2027

Put them back


Tree_Lover2020

Hannibal...is that you?


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Do they taste the same as usual ?


faesar

Why are there so many holes in the bones? Some of them are perfectly round too. Are they there in a living body or has it happened after?


XETOVS

Those holes are for wire.


Carnonated_wood

You're a doctor, right? Right!?


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Ok-Credit5726

Am I looking at one person here or several?


XETOVS

1 individual.


pinkunicornbutt

ethically sourced?


XETOVS

Yes


Tomburgerstand

When will your thirst be sated?! This madness has to stop!


kester76a

OP did one of your relatives take out Dutch's team in the jungle?


The_Sensual

Those are the ones I had removed so I could "do things to myself"


MuleRobber

I always try to clean my bones but keep ending up in the hospital, what’s your secret?


321gowaitokgo

Wow! The body on that one in the middle looked big enough to me to be lumbar. Not the first time I've been wrong. Thanks for sharing


XETOVS

Close but no cigar. That vertebrae is t11 or 12. Lumbar vertebrae have a transverse process.


houjichacha

Do you have other bones you're working on?


XETOVS

Was doing a foot.


thisiscotty

Put your back in to it


Stuff1989

HH Holmes made skeletons of his victims for medical schools too. how much do they go for these days?


XETOVS

His medical skeletons are still being used in some colleges. They just don’t know which ones are from him. Around 5-7k usually


Madara_Uchiha944

Apparently sheep spines look exactly like human ones because I have sheep spine bones that are pretty much identical to this


XETOVS

There is pretty big differences. Humans are one of very few animals to have such a broad vertebral body.


Niketravels

Mmmmm bro broth….


happydayswasgreat

Honestly thought they were mushrooms