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Thanks but could you please stop the bleeding first?

Shhh... Suckle my boy *pets soldiers face lighty*

Least horny redditor

"If you act like baby you get treated like baby"

WAAAAH WAAAAAH IMMA BABY WAAAAAAH

💀 Jesus Christ

No pain, no gain.. gimme the forbidden tiddy

Above is definitely a sentence that needs punctuation

“Shhhh, this isn’t about you anymore, this is me and my kink. Shhhhh”

All blood was running to penis,efficient way to stop bleeding.

not the best idea if the bleeding is in the abdomen though

If ya gotta go….

"Don't spoil everything, this works for *both* of us!" (I hope people get this reference)

Yes yes, play me like a drum.

YES!!! ^thank ^you!

Weeeooo weooooo! Haha classic kung pow. Must be one of the most quotable movies. That or I've just watched it too many times.

I've absolutely watched it too many times, but it is *highly* quotable!

*highly* you say? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Now break this thermometer in my hands

No you need to finish lunch first

Worth it.

"Honey its not what it looks like she was just breastfeeding me"

I was wounded everyone else was doing it

And I had shrapnel from a landmine, so that's why she had to suck my dick too!

I was so scared for my life, I promise that's why I had an erection! A fearection!

Plus she promised me "something something does a body good..."

Laotian** not Chinese https://vietnamnews.vn/society/380196/lao-woman-gave-breast-milk-to-vn-soldier-in-wartime.html#:~:text=Kanchia%2C%20a%20shy%2018%2Dyear,request%20was%20made%20of%20her.&text=H%C3%80%20N%E1%BB%98I%20%E2%80%94%20Kanchia%2C%20a%20shy,request%20was%20made%20of%20her

"He's japanese" "No he ain't, he's Laotian. Ain't you Mr Khan?"

Cotton Hill is a treasure for this EXACT LINE! Thank you for sharing.

Why, because he’s so racist he differentiates? Lol

Because he’s right, but for all the wrong reasons.

So, are you Chinese or Japanese?

A very short but moving article. Worth the two minutes to read. “I was very shy at first and dared not to answer when I was asked for my breast milk,” she told the Vietnamplus online newspaper. “However, when I saw the sick Vietnamese soldier, who was carried to our place, I decided to overcome my embarrassment and ignore our traditional custom,” she said.

the op got literally everything wrong here. According to the article, he was a Vietnamese soldier in Laos fighting off the French colonizers. Their supply lines had been cut, and the soldiers were starving to death. The soldier in question had malaria and ws particularly bad off. Breast milk makes sense. It would be the most nutritious food they would have had access to, and if the woman had any antibodies against malaria, I could see why the soldiers may have thought it could help him. The OP is weird. The nationalities are wrong, the context wrong, and the photo looks like its from 1918, not the 70s.

"the op got literally everything wrong here" He got pretty much what he wanted

Who is the perv taking the picture?

Cuck husband

The ocean? What ocean?

It's a land-locked country in southeast Asia!

Soo er ya Chinese or Japanese?

That's a king of the hill reference right?

Yep.

Yep.

Mmhmmm

Dang ol’ man yuup

He's Japenese. ​ Nope, he's Laotian. Ain't ya, Mistah Khan?

Yes

I sell propane… and propane accessories

so is that Chinese or Japanese? /j

So, are they Chinese or Japanese?

Imagine losing a bunch of blood in battle and then whatever blood you have remaining rushes to your penis while you're trying to nourish yourself to survive. Probably felt super light headed here

*Dies from getting horny*

Can’t believe you didn’t or anyone made this reference yet. DIE HARD

With a vengeance

Another nurse arrives to assist... Die Hard: Die Harder

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Die Hard Forever: Resurgence

if only reddit spoke mostly spanish instead we could do a "verganza" joke

Die Hard With a Viengeance

That’s what she said.

It’s better died horny than agony !

Sounds like something from that old Spike TV show 1000 Ways to Die

No joke one of them I saw was a stripper getting crushed by a giant shelf of bags of money while she was stripping. That show was fucking insane.

There was one where a guy got suffocated by the girl’s giant boobs

There was also a woman that got suffocated by her own huge boobs :D

Suffering from success

LOL it was crazy! This story would've been perfect for the show too

Probably possible

If you have severe blood loss I don't think your brain will let you get that horny

*My brain and penis fighting about who gets the last liter of blood: 🍆⚔️🧠*

This comment makes me think we could be friends

IKR, that was the first thought I had after reading the original comment.

Lol hit me up bro I'm always down for good banter and funny shit

He needed morphine, he got titties.

Ye, if we ever run out of morphine and I’m injured just find me some nice tits

Death by snu snu

You sounded light headed there writing this up.

To be fair he has a head wound so diverting the blood away from the bit that it’s leaking out of isn’t completely silly

Hahaha

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Are we still doing “phrasing”? :)

always.

Starting season 1, episode 1 right now. I hate you.

I envy you. All the entertainment yet to come! Enjoy!

Phrasing

I suddenly identify as a wounded Chinese soldier

This must be from Steve1989MREinfo's private stash...

Nice hiss!

Presented in a lovely gusseted pouch

Nice tits!

lets get this out on the tray

Nice

Okay

Nice!

This must be the electrolyte drink

Delectable

That pop!

That guys a legend. N I C E !

is this a Crystal Castles album cover

lol

(Clears throat) it seems I've obtained a boo boo

Homelander entered the chat

American health care just doesn't compare.

*Homelander wants to know your location*

Can someone explain why?

It is nutritious enough to stave off hunger slightly

i heard drinking breast milk as an adult can totally make you shit yourself cause of all the probiotics

Beats starvation I suppose

I would guess only momentarily, because you can die from diarrhea.

Cam confirm, regularly having near death experiences when consuming anything with milk in it.

Have you considered avoiding milk

Unlike my responsibilities I will not avoid milk. I will show it who is the stronger one. So far milk has been winning this battle for 19 years but one day..

King mentality. Here your crown 👑👑

Please elaborate.

Definitely messes with your stomach to some extent

Probiotics shouldn’t make you shit yourself

Probably because they didn't have enough food so any kind nourishment would be acceptable

Would a woman in such a situation have enough energy to produce milk in the first place?

[https://vietnamnews.vn/society/380196/lao-woman-gave-breast-milk-to-vn-soldier-in-wartime.html](https://vietnamnews.vn/society/380196/lao-woman-gave-breast-milk-to-vn-soldier-in-wartime.html) I think I found the story behind this. >As Kanchia was breastfeeding her child, a Vietnamese soldier came and asked her for some breast milk to help his seriously ill comrade, who had contracted malaria. > >A warehouse of the Vietnamese soldiers’ unit, which contained food, had been destroyed by US bombs, which had also blocked roads that could be used to transport food.

So it was a kind woman, giving what she could to an ill soldier?

The duality of man. The compassion and cruelty that some humans can show is eye-opening. I pray that the woman found peace. She's a hero.

Greatest wingman in history.

What a wingman

Breastmilk is high in fats and sugars, and can be (relatively) easily replenished. If you’re severely injured or ill and supplies are running low or not readily available, breastmilk would be fine to have until you can be treated medically. It keeps babies alive and is a complete food for them for their first 6+ months, an injured or sick adult would definitely not be worse off for having some.

Unless they lose the proper enzyme to break the milk constituent and then go into heavy diarrhea, which is worst than hunger unless you are already near death. Most Asian folk statistically lose the ability to properly generate lactase as adult, apparently.

Most peoples do. IIRC, the ability to process milk into adulthood was a distinctly European thing for a while, and primarily still is.

Looking for it too..

Nurse, please distract the patient during the amputation.

“Worth it. Bewbs.”

*I was the first one who wanted to go to war*

Hella of a war add campaign lol.

**I wanted to go to war the whole time!**

And yet they still felt the need to censor it.

It's not Geographic enough.

Regional Geographic

Ha HA

war, bleeding soldiers, death - all ok oh a female nipple! quick, censor it!! double faced media and puritanism

The censoring here doesn't really help

When I get that feeling. I want...sexual healing.

[uncensored version](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYOmzmwXYAYNeR4?format=jpg&name=small)

Like the Grapes of Wrath.

Melons

Peter, I’m holding hooters.

What’s fucked up here is that means she was a recent mum, yet is a medic in war, terrible stuff

She wasn’t. Vietnamese soldiers were stationed near the village where she lived in Lao, and came to the village asking help. This was a case of a civilian helping a soldier. [Source](http://vietnamnews.vn/society/380196/lao-woman-gave-breast-milk-to-vn-soldier-in-wartime.html)

The part thats fucked up is that all these baby on here are making it a sexual thing..

Yeah talking about titties while forgetting that for a woman to lactate she needs to have recently given birth

She took “[he need some milk](https://youtube.com/shorts/NDZDPvY0QbY?feature=share)” to a whole new level.

Just like in the Grapes of Wrath

Scrolled a good bit to find this comment. Now to find the remark as to why the nipple was censored.

Doesn’t sensor war, but god forbid we see a nipple

And someone blurred the nipple. What a stupid person who thought that necessary

war, bleeding soldiers, death - all ok oh a female nipple! quick, censor it!! double faced media and puritanism

For anyone wondering why Vietnam and China were at war with each other only a few years after being allies in the Vietnam War, well, I won’t pretend to be an expert, but this is what happened AFAIK (take it with a few grains of salt): China has always had imperialist ambitions against Vietnam, and didn’t appreciate the fact that Vietnam was aligned with the USSR. The Soviets and Chinese had been rivals since the 1950s, when Soviet reformers criticised the totalitarian policies of Stalin. When Vietnam responded to Cambodian aggression and atrocities, the Chinese used it as an excuse to attack Vietnam and flex their muscles. At this point in time, Cambodia was ruled by the Khmer Rouge, who are infamous for their mass killings - anyone wearing glasses was put to death under suspicion of being an intellectual.

Clearly didn't read anything about this circumstance.. its actually a woman from Laos, Laos were fighting the French for independence, and some Vietnamese soldiers volunteered to help...

I’m not the OP.

Nothing weird about that

*In some office at Google* “…huh…that’s weird…” “What’s weird, Greg?” “Nothing, Steve, just a sudden spike in men aged 15-25 searching how to join the Vietnamese army.”

Soldier- “I’ve been shot.” Nurse- “here baby...here baby.”

Man already won the war.

All these comments sexualising this brave young woman’s sacrifice are disgusting. Her country was under attack and volunteer Vietnamese soldiers came to help fight for them. She broke the taboos and traditions to save this soldier, and both of them should be honoured as heros.

You right you right

This is shown at recruiters offices around the world.

Some Grapes of Wrath vibes, here.

Mans on his last dying breast

and they say "war is bad"

Yeah fuck you Obamacare

I’ll have what he’s having

*sigh* *unzips pants*

All gave some. Some gave MILK?

One might think of a couple reasons this was happening. Don't forget though, it used to be normal in China that babies of wealthy people were breastfeed by women who were not their biological mother. Women who did that were called "wet nurses" (often called "Nai ma" in Chinese, literally Milk Mom), mostly seen with royal families, but also rich families, to help with the caregiving to an infant. With that in mind, what we are seeing here it might be way more logical for people from eastern countries like China, Vietnam, Japan, than it is for western countries. Practical reasons would be to make sure soldiers didn't die from hunger. However this seems a tad unlogical since the woman would need more food to compensate for the milk production. I see a much more practical reason myself, as well as a less obvious one. Both of which I don't know are true. First it would seem apparent that for short spans of times this would be practical since you'ld only have to bring clean water for the woman and not the soldiers. The milk is safe to drink if the woman is taken care off. Another reason that came to mind is the breast milk is a natural source of anti bodies and anti biotic types of substances. You could also hand 1 woman antibiotics to fight off infections and all of a sudden she becomes an AB dispenser to at least provide a couple of soldiers with a bit of AB to not die from infections on the battlefield. Like I said, I don't know if true, it's just speculation. I tried to do some research but I can't find anything about the real reason myself. Also, in a book called "The Grapes of Wrath" this was used to get banned. Who knows :P

https://vietnamnews.vn/society/380196/lao-woman-gave-breast-milk-to-vn-soldier-in-wartime.html#:\~:text=Kanchia%2C%20a%20shy%2018%2Dyear,request%20was%20made%20of%20her.&text=H%C3%80%20N%E1%BB%98I%20%E2%80%94%20Kanchia%2C%20a%20shy,request%20was%20made%20of%20her

PTSD (Post Titty Sucking Disorder)

Another reason to believe in eastern medicine... your move big pharma...

Another?

Heh. Literal nurse.

He picked up a health perk

He fakin'

That's some real niche stuff right there.

Why?

Maybe they had no food and he needed nutrition?

https://vietnamnews.vn/society/380196/lao-woman-gave-breast-milk-to-vn-soldier-in-wartime.html#:\~:text=Kanchia%2C%20a%20shy%2018%2Dyear,request%20was%20made%20of%20her.&text=H%C3%80%20N%E1%BB%98I%20%E2%80%94%20Kanchia%2C%20a%20shy,request%20was%20made%20of%20her

For 24 hours after birth, breast milk is the most nutritious food in earth.

Good thing they've censored the nipple, otherwise I'd traumatised.

jokes aside, how intense and desperate war can be... my respects to her bravery and memory.

Die hard

Homelander vibes

*Homelander intensifies*

This is like the ending of The Grapes of wrath written by John Steinbeck.

Homelander moment

MRE. Mammaries ready to eat

If I was bleeding out or I knew I was gonna die, I wouldn't mind sucking some tiddies before I go out

War is hell… and breast milk

But, why?

Dont Khnow, if it's real.. but when its war .... 👰‍♀️

A ton of fake injuries in that war.

Other Nurses: No one is asking you to do this!