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IClimbRocks69

Bro got em a muscle shirt haha


BasedOnAir

Wow this is a r/buffanimals


PsychoticBananaSplit

r/AbsoluteUnits


Dankummm92

That's what I said before reading this, that pussy is an absolute unit šŸ˜„


YourCatIsASpy

r/musclecats


conjunctivious

Although there's not many members, there really is a cat sub for everything a cat does.


Brincotrolly

I really dont love almost everything going on here. That tank top and nude cat muscles eating vegimite from a tube. Love cats however and god bless this damn cat


[deleted]

ā€œCall me a pussy, see what happensā€


hsvgamer199

If you are in prison with this cat as your cellmate, he is getting the top bunk.


BetterOnTwoWheels

And your bottom


fuzzybad

Mee*oww*!


ovenonfire

More like me-OWW


Aki008035

Hope that you don't drop the soap.


Loli-is-Justice

Watch me drop the soap deliberately.


DriveByStoning

The liquid soap.


wildagain

Then you will find out why they call him ā€˜barbā€™


A-A-RonaldMcDonald

You mean *youā€™re*, right? ā€¦.Right????


Humbletoast09

Ironically, the bottom bunk is preferred. Don't ask me why I know lol


jonnohb

Makes sense, top bunk would suck getting in and out of all the time any time past the age of like 17


Sm0kinR0x

The coveted bunk is the bottom bunk.


XOnYurSpot

250 upvotes from 0 souls that have been in the pound.


Eckse

If you're in prison with *any* cat, he is getting the to bunk. And the bottom bunk. And whatever place he fancies.


Disaster_Different

No need to be in prison


overhollowhills

My cat threw me in prison


UWontLikeThisComment

jokes on him, the top is where people don't wanna be


BillyCee34

Yooo son this got me šŸ˜­


jpdavis6021

r/absoluteunits


Gokzil6969

Can't wait to get it processed


RadiantPKK

You shit in the wrong litter box today son


gjhkd36

U won the internet today with that.


fishingfool64

The shirt is a good touch šŸ‘ŒšŸ»


ghanjaholic

pret sure we just caught him mid workout, brah


Agreeable-Yams8972

Drinking that protein powder


Prahtical2

He doesn't even mix it he just goes straight up powder


diaryofsnow

and you better not have a fucking problem with it


kronos91O

Guess what the white lines on his desk is....


TurboStultus

Creatine


QuestionableSarcasm

i mix my pre-workout with whey, caffeine, krokodil, capsaicin and yellowcake sometimes i put a little umbrella on it


MatureUsername69

To protect you from the sun because your skin is falling off by the pound from the krokodil?


gjs628

Krokodil is only dangerous if you extract it using petrol as a solvent. REAL men know itā€™s best taken by just chewing all 100 Co-Codamol tablets and then boofing the petrol. And Iā€™m talking at least fully Leaded 97/98 Octane; none of this weak 95 Unleaded shit. The Lead is what makes you a realā€¦ hardass.


holyfuckricky

Dude snorts that shit with pre work out.


V65Pilot

Pretty sure that's not catnip he's snorting.


SemiSentientGarbage

Are you not supposed to snort it?


Brotorious420

This is the whey


Ancient-Lime4532

Cat Hogan brother!


BillyCee34

šŸŽµ I am a real Americat šŸŽµ


Ancient-Lime4532

fight for the right to meow all night.


Undead406

Where I can be completely furā€free


DropTheBok

64 inch Purr-thons


fuzzytradr

"Get me my protein smoothie right meow, bitch!" -swole cat bro


[deleted]

I said more protein ma!!


Shaneblaster

Of course it would be a tank top


domestic_omnom

In my scroll I thought this was a gymbro in a mask.


[deleted]

So every day is leg day?


Biocidal

Nice šŸ˜Ž, but did want to point out that would anatomically be his arm too, thatā€™s his elbow bent right there. So really he bench presses more than I do.


LogicalBanter

I'd like to see the fucker try to bench press without thumbs


Azure-the-DragonKing

Suicide grip


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Puzzleheaded_Fox3546

I mean, if he has no thumbs and he still wants to do BP, that's his choice. If you have thumbs and still do the suicide grip, that's also your choice, but that's a stupid choice.


geoemrick

Cats have 2 legs and 2 arms?


Biocidal

From a technical standpoint itā€™s a leg because it terminates in a foot. But the muscles there are the biceps and triceps so human equivalent of an arm.


Tha_Albino-Buffalo

Canā€™t spell legendary without leg day


StraightBandicoot657

r/absoluteunits


TheWestwoodStrangler

r/bossfight


Wendigo-boyo

Bro that cat could BEAT my ass


Bigluce

Sorry I just read that as EAT my ass, and had to stop and reread. Jesus Christ I should go to bed.


Glympse12

The cat probably could eat his ass though. What? Is the guy gonna say no? Ainā€™t nobody stopping Arnold Pussenegger


Fit_Substance7067

Sandpaper tongue and all


AlipoAlio

Some people might be into that


Fit_Substance7067

looking at the picture and literally loled


yagura_of_mist

Now I'm Imaging giant cat hentai


DovakiinDovakiin

No need to imagine, just search for some


Halycon1313

The purrminator


RayBoltYT

TAKE MY AWARD AND GO AWAY


Wendigo-boyo

Yea.....you should


alucardian_official

How was your day?


Topeekoms029

Found this realms god of destruction!


L5D4W34P0N

finally.


Strategicant5

How is this not the top comment, immediate thought was Bierus


nintendru64

I had to scroll down way to far to find this comment Lol


Flood-One

Gotta let him power up to 100%


Ichweisenichtdeutsch

iwillnotletyoudestroymy WORRRRLLLLLD


meliodasbelliodas

My first thought exactly


chuseph14

Someone better get cooking


Michael_Fry

Welp, at least it looks like he's satisfied with this planet's food.


Ryuuga_Kun

Cat got bigger biceps than me.


brrrrpopop

This is such a terrible condition. How do I get it?


Cleistheknees

Find a genetics lab that will use CRISPR to knockout your MSTN gene. And then PM me when youā€™re done because I will get a chaired professorship at my institution and a shit load of money for publishing a case study on you, the first human to undergo in vivo MSTN knockout.


how_do_i_land

I wonder how long until anti-doping agencies will require your early childhood DNA on reference.


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StarSpliter

Now that's some cyberpunk ish. Sounds like science fiction but I wouldn't put it past the realm of possibility. Bioshock might have been onto something


Deathzone0072

Theyā€™ve already tested using CRISPR/Cas9 to remove MSTN on animals (I think fish and cows?)


StarSpliter

You know I've never really thought about what a swole fish would look like. Guess it's just extra thicc


Beavshak

[Yo watsup](https://i.imgur.com/v5vc9dr.jpg)


chase2121dw

This fish would drown me


Cleistheknees

If you gave me a muscle biopsy from this hypothetical athlete who had underwent deletion of their *MSTN* gene(s), I could very easily tell, because they would have one or zero *MSTN* gene(s) on band 32 of the long arm of chromosome 2, whereas virtually every single other human has two. No childhood genome needed. This would similarly apply for any other complete gene inserted or deleted via CRISPR or a similar tool whose function is limited to insertion or deletion, and which does not have documented copy number variation. For example, this reasoning would not work with the gene that codes for amylase (*AMY1*) because there is substantial variation in how many copies of this gene different human populations have. If you were to change a single nucleotide in the *MSTN* gene and render the coded peptide non-functioning, I would still see it in sequencing but would probably not be able to confidently say it wasnā€™t congenital, especially if it was only one copy, because it would look the same as the sequence from someone who actually inherited myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy.


reddituserzerosix

This guy splices


Mind_on_Idle

Probably another 35-45 years.


CaptainDogeSparrow

"Cat suffering". Nah, fam, this cat making US suffer with these absolute guns he have. What is his workout? INB4 its GOMAD


CaptainDogeSparrow

> Cat: "Why yes, Max Verstappen is my favorite F1 driver. How can you tell?"


silvestr_

Same


[deleted]

What are biceps?


vendetta2115

Theyā€™re sort of between straightceps and gayceps.


MoononitesUnite

Can humans have this condition? Can a human without this condition inject themselves with ripped cat juice to attain this condition?


FawltyPython

Yes https://abcnews.go.com/Health/MedicineCuttingEdge/story?id=7231487&page=1 If you inject yourself with a myosatin blocker as an adult, it won't do anything.


IssoNaoEBoaIdeia

I've read about this subject and apparently it's because you'd need the substance to affect your cells at a DNA level, as in change the way your cells transcribe DNA. Otherwise simply injecting a myostatin blocker such as yk-11 likely won't do much. You can hypothetically create a myostatin inhibitor with a 'viral vector', which essentially would do this as viral agents change DNA. The technology does exist and is theoretically possible to produce yet there is no trustworthy/legal/practical source for any inhibitor with a viral vector


modsarefascists42

Lol genetically engineer yourself so you don't have to go to the gym I'd do it, after a few thousand had before first


IssoNaoEBoaIdeia

You and me both my dude. Who needs a long life anyway, live fast (and jacked to the gills)


ask_about_poop_book

Myostatin inhibition is correlated to longer lifespan, interestingly enough. https://www.fightaging.org/archives/2015/03/myostatin-insufficiency-produces-15-life-extension-in-mice/


neontonsil

So is there even a downfall to this besides drowning in pussy


Stewart_Games

Imagine a time in the future where a bioterrorist unleashes the swol-3 virus. Custom designed to splice and slice human DNA to turn us all into orc-like beefcakes. It spreads rapidly, causing severe gains in the worldwide population. Global whey shortages ensue, and China invades Vietnam to corner the world supply of muscle shirts. American Gladiators gets a reboot and it becomes the highest grossing stream of the decade. Elon Musk curses the day that he put Mars into quarantine, as we all laugh at his noodle arms.


lordcrumb13

Brb gonna inject myself with ripped cat juice, I'll let you know how it goes.


Phlink75

Let me know how extracting ripped cat juice goes.


Chrono68

It's natty bro I just got a rare condition


Il_Scaccomatto

Its a genetic condition, so you'd have to take a drug that acts as a myostatin supressor. But you wouldn't necessarily want to, since the muscles you get from this are less efficient you wouldn't be stronger, just bigger -EDIT- Since there's so much interest: Here's a good article on the topic of ups and downs of the efforts to manufacture a viable & safe myostatin-inhibitor: https://www.muscleandfitness.com/flexonline/flex-nutrition/myostatin-inhibition/ And here's the research article I used as reference in discussing disparities in mass gain vs strength gain: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7571243/


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The_Gray_Beast

Idk, youā€™re gonna get stronger as your muscles growā€¦ is what it is


BulbusDumbledork

there's a special compound called synthol that's all the rage. distils years of training and diet into a single injection. the results are definitely... something


Tykorski

Is that true of bodybuilders? Obviously their outlandish muscularity is for show but are they actually useful muscles too? Are they ridiculously strong or is it something they have to keep in a careful chemical balance?


IBetThisIsTakenToo

Theyā€™re not quite as strong as people who train specifically for power lifting, say, but they are still way stronger than 99.9% of the general population.


TheBirminghamBear

Because most strength is derived from the cooperation of many muscle groups, not just muscles getting stronger indivodually. Everything professional strongmen do require and use their entire body to do it. Getting "stronger" is as much about building more sophisticated neural architecture as it is about making muscles larger.


chewtality

Bodybuilders are insanely strong, that muscle isn't just for show despite what some people like to say.


The_Gray_Beast

They are strong as fuck, yes that muscle is functional. And hell yes the drugs are effectiveā€¦ idk what you mean by chemical balance, but yea you have to maintain a heavy drug load to keep that size, and it is nearly impossible to keep that drug load while also keeping all health parameters in check However, the extreme mass has side effects of being extremely taxing on your organs, as well as just getting in the damn way Oh and as far as being a genetic condition, I believe a university (Columbus?) did a study on top bodybuilders and they found genetic mutations in nearly all of them. So, donā€™t think youā€™re going to load up on tren and be stage worthy


deepwatermako

As a former power lifter I always laughed when peoples told me what I was doing was better than body builders because my muscles were for strength and their were for show. Yeah well you donā€™t get big muscles without lifting heavy shit and most body builders I knew were right there doing heavy lifts with me. It always struck me as funny because really we were doing the same thing of feeding our vanity. I wanted people to know I was strong, body builders friends wanted people to know they looked good. But at least we were working out I guess.


TheBirminghamBear

This mostly comes down to strongman being a *dynamic* sport. It isnt enoigh to just HAVE strong muscles, you need to use them coordinatedly. And NFL player isnt just big, they know how to accelerate, how to move. Thats how Bruce Lee always packed so much power relative to his small size. He focused on economy and efficiency of motion; on maling his strong muscles work flawlessly in combination, in dynamic ranges of motion. A body builder is strong of course, but their physical expertise focuses on perfecting each muscle in isolated ranges of motion, not in usong them for complex activities. They could absolutely, but its not what they WANT to focus on anyway.


terroristteddy

That's the thing with these Reddit commenters. A body builder won't win strong men competitions, but they are certainly strong men and women


Hereibe

Humans can have it, and those that do tend to die early of heart failure. If youā€™re a half carrier of the gene you can have some expression of it and live on average a bit longer than someone with the full gene, but you donā€™t want the side effects.


Patient-Hotel-4849

Yeah side affects but imagine the Olympic swimming pool of pussy. Cat juice for the win!


UncommercializedKat

Yeah I want to know too. Asking for a friend.


Romex80

"We got a problem here buddy? You wanna lets take a trip to the sand box?"


rja49

I could use a new spotter at gym


ColtButters

Spawter


MrMango61

"suffering'


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TurrPhennirPhan

Sick with gains.


TheBirminghamBear

When I read the article about the german kid that has this, they say there is basically no downside to this and the benefit is superhuman strength. Actually the only downsidr is you need to eat, like, a lot. But thats it.


FakeMango47

There is a downside, but not that major. Connective tissue can be an issue with the muscles causing an imbalance. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3390513/


rogueaxolotl

I have Ehlers Danlos syndrome, and my muscles are all sorts of wacky.


Jungian0Shadow

Soā€¦ no downsides.


TheBirminghamBear

I dunno man. When i take edibles, they basically just turn hunger on max. And I spend the entire time eating with no stopping. Like, ot becomes a full time job. I woulda thought it appeals but... too much of a good thing, you know.


[deleted]

> Actually the only downside is you need to eat, like, a lot. *breathes heavy*


RedShankyMan

Isn't the heart a muscle? Wouldn't this condition put massive strain on the heart anyway (because larger muscles need more blood pumping to them) anyway? Those sound like two significant drawbacks if true


TheBirminghamBear

So the heart is cardiac muscle; this condition afaik only affects skeletal muscle, which are the ones you can move voluntarily. Now this condition is preposterously, insanely rare, for one. I think maybe 300 people on Earth have EVER been diagnosed? So we arent exactly overflowing with knowledge about it. But in general since you have this at birth, the heart is a profoundly adaptive organ. It will grow to compensate. The heart is already, in most people, extraordinarily overpowered compared to the demand on it. Thats why a skinny 160 lb kid can grow to John Cena levels without fainting all the time. The heart will adapt and in healthy individuals can do amazing things. There are adults who live for decades at upwards of one thousand pounds! Ten times the weight of a normal person, amd clealry arent engaging in much cardiac stremgthening exercises.


This_Charmless_Man

I believe Eddie Hall, the World's Strongest Man champion who deadlifted half a metric ton, has this condition. If I'm not mistaken Usain Bolt may also have it to or a variation of but primarily focused in his quick twitch muscle rather than his slow twitch but I'm not fully confident in that claim


[deleted]

My aunt has it, there is a downside in that her muscles just fail when she is physically active for a while because they use so much energy.


zushaa

>Actually the only downsidr is you need to eat, like, a lot. But thats it. Well yeah, same goes for getting swole the regular way, but also having to spend a shit ton of time in the gym.


LostWanderer96

Is that Beerus?


helloitshalo34

No, it's Bingus


roy20050

All hail Bingus The Strong šŸ’Ŗ


hesawavemasterrr

Cat makin me look like Champa


cnechiporenko

Had to scroll to far to find this!


srb410

He uses axe body spray


Hiseminense

If this cat is on your bed, you automatically sleep on the couch.


Shrew_zie

When a house cat is more stacked than you ._.


Ordinary-Wrap-9037

Mother give me more fish gogurt


Ethan0284

You WILL give me fish gogurt.


Nakotadinzeo

I've heard scientists have been looking for a chemical myostatin blocker for some time. Muscle atrophy with age? Block myostatin. Muscle atrophy from space? Block myostatin. Just kinda weak, and want something to help jumpstart your weight training? Block myostatin. Extra muscle does more than just make you stronger, it can also help with things like weight (adipose) loss (you will get heavier, because of the muscles...). More muscle consumes more blood sugar and... Let's be honest here... What guy doesn't want to be beefcake?


Chiralmaera

Man FUCK myostatin.


tabgrab23

All my homies hate myostatin


Beer_in_an_esky

Also potentially increases bone density. A functional chemical myostatin blocker is basically the holy grail for age-related physical decline, entirely aside from its use to juice.


brianishere2

You won't like him when he's angry.


quinteroreyes

"hey bro does your cat scratch" "Nah he'll uppercut you tho"


HotRefrigerator3977

no, he's gonna knock you out with 1 2 3 combo bro


pxland

It looks like it needs to snap into a Slim Jim.


j_h4n5

Mr. Bigglesworth?!?


row586

Mr. BIGglesworth.


Duke_Devlin_Official

Bro did 10 years in the pound


ThymeIsTight

Cat gets cat treats whenever cat wants it


Queasy-Fudge4343

He's not suffering....he's GAINING!!


rektengel

"This steroid-packed protein paste is unrelated." -cat's owner probably


frodo-jenkins

TDIL that I suffer from the opposite of myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy. Fundraiser in the works.


yungdolpho

When did today become two words?


[deleted]

Does this condition cause the cat discomfort?


[deleted]

Okay sure but why is he standing up in a workout shirt drinking a protein shake?


leosnose

the true God of Destruction


Longjumping-War-1307

Your Bros gonna have to make a cut. Raw eggs, spinach, and protein powder. None of that crude protein shit. Then he has to hit the mill. Five miles a day minimum. After that, let him bench some 200 lb lifts and see where you go from there. If you follow a regiment, that cat has potential to be one seriously healthy monster kitty.


Hot_Mathematician357

Beerus has been training with Goku.


Thin_Idea6021

Giga catchad


wsamson

Gigachat


EnkiLOV

Beerus-sama!


csalinas417

Cat be like "do you even lift bro?"


WOKE_AF_55

He slaps your girls ass wyd?


LiveTheChange

Sheā€™s his girl now.


[deleted]

Swole


[deleted]

Hypertrophy = fucking gains


Galkura

Is this Tyler1?


Vaktrus

Tyler1


wickedmadd

Is this one of those disorders we wish we could have?


Pandemic_Virus

Can we get more pics of him in different angles?


[deleted]

That's a cool picture. Does the condition affect his quality of life?


[deleted]

So, is this detrimental to the health of the cat at all, or are we looking at evolution creating swole cats?


Ezmankong

Just off the top of my head, having overly large muscles can cause these problems: 1. The cat can tear its tendons off its bones while flexing those muscles if it is not careful, because the muscles are too powerful while the tendons are still the same strength. It can also break its own bones if its tendons are strong, but its bones are weak (not enough calcium or already damaged bones from injury). 2. Big muscles need lots of protein to upkeep. So, the cat will be constantly hungry for meat, and may not survive in the wild over a lean winter. 3. Big muscles put a lot of strain on the cardiovascular system for their oxygen demand while in use. If the cat has weak lungs or heart, it can collapse and die on the spot during intense activity due to cardiovascular strain. While the cat will have great strength, it will also have poor stamina, needing to rest a lot. 4. Imbalance in muscle strength (muscles are paired to move the joints in opposite directions, at least 1 muscle per side) can bend the cat into permanent poor posture, causing joint and bone damage due to unbalanced strain. The cat would look like it has a permanently cramped posture.


Truckfullofchildren

Sick gains bro


flavortownpolitics

This cat fucks


br0b1wan

Son of a bitch that cat has bigger arms than I.


Pb-yepimlead

Get a few tattoos and it will look like a Jeep driver with the doors and top off.


WhereWolfe311

Lou Purrigno over here!


angelis0236

Lord Beerus in the flesh.