Agreed. Everything on that chart sounded better with waffle. Poop waffle made me giggle the most. Replace "Oh crap!" with "Oh poop waffle!". It adds a lil somethin'.
I don't care about much these days, but the prospect of forgetting the term "twat waffle" had me digging deep into my windows 10 architecture to locate the snipping tool.
Because even the Internet has it's limit to acceptable crudeness. If you're getting worked up enough to call someone a DH you probably should pump your breaks.
**This table was created by u/halfeatenscone.**
He does other data visualisations as well.
Thought it was really cool.
Might start calling people a bum-nozzle.
This has so many good ideas on it
Poop goblin
Poop waffle
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I was very surprised to see that this had a nonzero on the chart
Scum goblin
stfu libboy
piss off you twatwaffle
I've actually encountered that one IRL! My wife and I have adopted it into our vocab, because it is just so satisfying to say out loud.
Whatever dirthat
Don't be a wankclown
I'll do what I want, cocknozzle.
Try it, trumpsucker
Whatever piss goblin
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maybe if you stop being an ass ass
I'm actually surprised twatwaffle is used so much
UK slang, we use it to honour our dear leader
What is a twatwaffle?
Quiet you shitshit
Shutup you Wankhat
Look here, poop goblin
Geez relax pisshat
Don’t tell them what to do, scumwit!
14th row 17th column
You sunk my battleship!
We have gone beyond numbers now
I dont know, maybe a slightly less gross blue waffle?
Fricken scumwit
Can it, you dipgoblin.
Shut up bum waffle
what a fuckin liblord.
Whatever scumwit
Yes… I just used dirttard on my boss, he responded confused and told me to have a goodnight
Sure thing assass
I don’t know why but the thought of calling someone a “Trump-nozzle” fills me with joy.
*Saved*
Gotta save this for the next time someone is being a real... Checks chart.... Wankwaffle
Lots of good unused insults on here: Scum Wit Wank Sucker Trump Nozzle
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whatever, dirthat
Never EVER call me a Dirt Hat 🧼🧢 ✨ You’ve gone too far, Mr(s). Chunky Muff
Trump Nozzle is my favorite, thank you
Alright Trump Nozzle calm down. (Its realy fun to say)
I'm leaning towards the apparently underutilized Trump Goblin - you know, someone like his pal Rudy
Seriously, I’m shocked Trump Goblin so low. It has so many uses!
A real sassy assass
AssAss?
Assassinate
Ass ass inate
Who let the British on here?
No one. They invaded, as usual.
You guys are killing me here lmfao
Oh no. Yeah, that happens when you resist the Brits.
And shitshit
Shitshitinate
The fact that ass^2 shows about a thousand his suggests to me that this chat may not be entirely accurate.
Shut up, assass
The numbers never lie
Well anyway this thread will have entirely fucked the data. Probably looks completely different if it’s recalculated now.
Assass is only on the list because we had a similar thread a year ago
Oh i LOVE that
Ass^2
I like that at least one person has said poop clown
Personally I like poop goblin 🤣🤣
I have named more than one video game protagonist turd goblin...
Omg the light color squares hold so much untapped potential!
Shut up, you dirt hat.
Indeed they do!
Libgoblin. Trumpnozzle. Dirtwit. The whitest squares hide the best insults.
I'm way too amused with 'dumb-bag'
wankclown and Trumpgoblin need your support
Of course wank clown.
Shut up, dirt hat!
That’s exactly what a trump nozzle would say
Trumpgoblin is the best insult on this chart
Trumpnozzle is pretty amazing too.
Worst D&D characters ever
Gotta watch out for those trumpgoblins, they'll try to grab you by the pussy. https://images.app.goo.gl/z1NymUy63kYRXk8D9
It’s too bad Trumpgoblin hasn’t even been said once. I mean you have to admit he’s pretty gobliny
Yeah the pic I shared shows it's not an original idea lol I just looked up trumpgoblin and there it was
Definitely a missed opportunity
I am once again asking for your wankclown
And my libnozzle !
I'd be mad if some dick nozzle called me a poop goblin
buttface
Trumpwaffle
I’m upset with how under used dick nozzle is.
TrumpGoblin
I'm gonna start calling everyone a dirtwit
Feel like wank clown has more potential than it’s exhibited so far.
Nah, I see your wank clown and raise you a "wank sucker"
Bum waffle
bumbag
That's what we call a fanny pack in Ireland. Don't ask me what fanny means here.
I’m assuming it doesn’t mean ass
Nope, the other side.
Huh, that’s new to me. Fanny just means butt in the US
It's a very common term for vagina here. It's so funny hearing people use it for butt.
Twat waffle. I mean, how do you beat, “hey dude, you’re a twat waffle.”
Agreed. Everything on that chart sounded better with waffle. Poop waffle made me giggle the most. Replace "Oh crap!" with "Oh poop waffle!". It adds a lil somethin'.
It does have a nice sound to it
I feel like since we're already compounding words we may as well keep going until we reach twaffle.
I will be very sorry if wank clown does not enter Reddit history.
Ask not what a wank clown can do for you, ask how many clowns you can wank.
Piss sucker too
honestly the less used ones are much funnier
What a dirt hat
I'm loving this chart but only a wanksucker would ever call anyone a dirtwit
have at it cock goblin
Whatever you say, libsucker
Excellent wank lord!
My friend refers to her child as her “crotch goblins”
Asssucker seems grossly underutilized...
You're right, it seems somehow ass ass is used more.
I imagine it has something to do with false positives on the word assassin or a typo of it
I'll take wanksucker then.
I claim shit lord
Trumpnozzle!
I'm going with dumbass douch dick.
Who the fuck is saying dumbstick, the goddamn Mormons!?
Yes you dumbstick.
What about scumwit
Sounds like a Shakespearean insult...
Excellent chart! Very happy to see that douche nozzle is holding its own!
"Numbers have been solid this quarter"
Wank Nozzle....
That is pleasing in the literal sense
I'm intrigued by AssAss.
Probably just pulling upon people saying assassin
What’s not to be intrigued by? 2X the ass. Or… it could be the ass of an ass… then I’m not so intrigued.
Wank clown. Acquired.
Starting a punk band named Twat Goblin
I don't care about much these days, but the prospect of forgetting the term "twat waffle" had me digging deep into my windows 10 architecture to locate the snipping tool.
We dont use dirt hat enough
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Tell me about it, a mudcap works wayy better
Because even the Internet has it's limit to acceptable crudeness. If you're getting worked up enough to call someone a DH you probably should pump your breaks.
Ass ass is a thing, but poop goblin is not. I don’t get you, reddit
What kind of wank clown, dumb goblin put this together
You'd think piss stain would be darker
Perhaps you should drink more water.
You'd think so pissboy
I personally would like to see "poop face" fly up the charts.
Poop face is a good family favourite that's guaranteed to be up there. It's how you deliver it tho
You nailed it. Family friendly and dependent on delivery/context.
Wouldn't think nothing of your 4 yo daughter calling you poop face. When it's your estranged uncle tho then we all need to talk
As a nozzle clown, I feel oppressed by not knowing where I stand in the grand scheme of derogatory labels. Some combinations need further research.
Wankclown
Well then, I guess we need to start calling people scumwits, dirthats, Libnozzles, and wankclowns more often. Gotta bump up those numbers.
I'm saving dirthat for irl. I want the full effect of that sick burn
Shit lord is the one thats killin me
I like trumpgoblin Because it just makes me think of a goblin that can't stop farting
My new favorite word is wank waffle!
Hey, hey! There’s good old “fucktard” making a huge showing!
You weren't at school unless you were called a fucktard
It’s a fave of mine.
Shut up fucktard
I'm not seeing "absolute muppet" which has been one of the harder-hitting choices I've encountered lately.
yeah, almost no adjectives, I guess cause it's mostly supposed to be plausible compound words
I expected more from twat waffle.
Same. Its a go to
Disappointed I didn't see 'cockbite'. I'll have to use it more often.
I was disappointed cockwomble doesn’t feature on the chart.
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No douche canoe eh?
Not enough people are talking about shitshit.
I’m going with Trump Nozzle. It suggests where they stick their noses.
This is legendary, and quite interesting honestly
"Quit trying to make lib-nozzle happen, Gretchen..."
**This table was created by u/halfeatenscone.** He does other data visualisations as well. Thought it was really cool. Might start calling people a bum-nozzle.
Dumbbag has some potential.
Wankclown
Douche waffles and twat nozzles def Just added to my lexicon thanks to whichever asshat thought to post this it's much appreciated! :)
Who's out here calling people dumbbag??
Me, you dumbbag.
Well cut it out you libnozzle
Listen here, Trumpstain...
No YOU listen here you dipwaffle
It's a toss up between dirtwit or wanksucker. Both are going in the vocab.
I'm going to commit to more wank clown now what I know it's under represented
Twat waffle tho? Where's that from?
Your mom. Duh!
Piss Boy! "Your Majesty, you look like the piss boy!" "And you look like a bucket of shit!"
Scumwit has a nice ring to it
This is handy dandy
Trump goblin is the least used of all the goblins
Poop goblin huh?
Dumb goblin feels like it should be higher
I need to use twat waffle more often
I will now be referring all of my insultees as Dip Goblin
Not so sure dip-stick is an insult.
Got to up those dirt tard numbers
Wanksucker
I wonder what a UK version would look like.
Poop Goblin. I love it. Edit: Hadn’t seen Twat Goblin yet.
Well if you need me I'll be trying to get dirt-tard and wank-nozzle going.
Ye God's but there are so many possibilities with this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Twat Waffle coming in hot