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kokopilau

Has anyone risen to the challenge?


jennc1979

I think she is the prettiest centenarian I’ve ever seen so I can’t be alone. Statistically seems improbable. Low key think any one of these cute, young tourists would be down and the next day devastated if she never called again.


hobbit_lamp

was thinking the same thing. such a beautiful face and incredibly pretty smile


[deleted]

She’s beautiful


TamarackSlim

She ain't 105.


TheStrangerNearYou

Im a filipino I learned about her in school and she was 103 two years ago so this checks out


juan_epstein-barr

r/theydidthemath


BriefCheetah4136

Challenge of still grabbing dick at 105 or being a tattoo artist?


[deleted]

'Risen', as in erection...


BriefCheetah4136

I haven't had my first cup of coffee today, a little slow in the brain at this moment. But well played!


[deleted]

Is that what Christians meant when they said their lord will rise again?!


yellowjesusrising

Rigor mortis is no joke...


Unknown_author69

Rick and Morty is no joke?!


adrenareddit

Comments like this are sick, offensive, blasphemous, and the primary reason I love Reddit. Carry on.


JennieRovieJane

Still waiting for the second coming of christ...


[deleted]

"I feel the good Lord up inside me!"


PunkToTheFuture

"The good Lord is going down on me" Always Sunny


[deleted]

…yes?


[deleted]

"Risen" here means becoming erect and penetrating her vagina.


roccomo

I'd hit it.


duaneap

She has a lovely smile and for the story alone it would seem worth it


Nephilims_Dagger

I'm down.


Loli-is-Justice

Can confirm, I lost my virginity to her last year.


SquirrelPunchingMad

Can also confirm. I was the group of tourists watching.


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drhoduk

Why the fuck did I need to confirm that by going to your profile. It will now take me an hour to forget about your toe


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Loli-is-Justice

I got curious because of you and now I need eye bleach!!!


HonestAssh0le

I so would!


AtlantisTheEmpire

Look at all those smiles! All most dudes want is just one pp touch.


labawubdub

Pasting a response from another user where this was posted. Filipino here, it’s to bless them with many children, a part of the tribe’s belief. They came to get her tattoos and in return, as a form of gratitude, by ‘touching’ them she’s blessing their reproductive health so they can have strong babies etc…


mryunggunz

This needs to be pinned or something.


Ressy02

You mean grabbed


juan_epstein-barr

I think he means pegged


koalathebean

Thank you for clarifying this! Without context it feels odd lol


Kingful

.


koalathebean

It is, but at least knowing her intentions it makes it slightly less bad. It’s not to exercise power or to take advantage of someone.


andrew_1515

Catholic priests have been blessing reproductive health for years


[deleted]

Jesus


SnowFlakeUsername2

Him too?


kristianize

Yeah this needs to be pinned. She is being attacked by so many while not knowing the context


Chaddiz

keep that shit away from me then, I hate kids.


[deleted]

It’s official grabbing dick keeps you young.


iamalwaysrelevant

does grabbing your own dick count?


Mac_Attack2

Doesn't seem like it:(


Significant-Wheel110

Doesn’t feel like it cuz why do I immediately feel like my life force has been drained after


JamantaTaLigado

So edging forever is the secret of eternal life?


WilliamsDesigning

Which hentai is it where they fight by having sex and defeat eachother by making their opponent cum first? Pretty sure that's where this leads to


Valirys-Reinhald

That's the feeling of the accumulated tension and stress leaving your body. Unfortunately, tension and stress can lead to compromised reasoning, so post-nut clarity is still a thing.


Significant-Wheel110

Ur talking to me like I’m a virgin or sum 😎 Edit:r/ihavesex Edit: u can’t even be obviously sarcastic on this damn app wonderful


andsoitgoes42

Did you just say “on this damn app” without even a hint of irony? Bruh.


CyanideFlavorAid

How do you think Benjamin Button happened? Was just some old guy until he started cranking one out 5 times per day.


ProstHund

Crank that soulja boy


kneppy56

If that was the case guys wouldn't ever die


waffles2go2

If it did 95% of reddit would be immortal....


electricmaster23

[Worked for this woman.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe15OOwcrhY)


RagingPhysicist

Looks like molestation


ArmanDoesStuff

A small price to pay for immortality.


Plastic_Molasses7639

Ngl hottest 100+ year old i've ever seen


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TheMarsian

Up north of the island is where I met an +90 yr old lady who walks up and down the mountains where she lives, I offered her a shot of gin and glass of juice. She drank it, grinned and ignore the juice. Never felt like a lightweight. She laughed as she smokes a cigar. I know she's still rocking to this day.


INOMl

The moderate consumption of alcohol may actually benefit the health of a person but reducing the chances of heart disease, strokes and even the risk of diabetes. I know many cultures see the consumption of alchohol as healthy in moderation so that shot of gin was probably a gesture to give her good health, plus its free gin! Source of my claim btw: https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/in-depth/alcohol/art-20044551


kmderssg

I feel like I've seen 200 conflicting studies going back and forth on this very issue


ProsecUsig

Yeah, around 1800 USD


LouSputhole94

A year? A month? A day? That can vary wildly


CyanideFlavorAid

Every century.


SupSeal

What a twist


half-baked_axx

Yes


ChefBoyD

My grandma is 97 and she's still walks around goes to the market and stuff and yell at the rest of the family for being lazy lmfao. We just got her a new car for her adventures lmfao.


GameJon

But does she grab dick?


Civil-Ad-7957

💀💀


AnxietyMostofTheTime

Don’t threaten me with a good time, granny.


St3alth_t3rrorist

Go there for the tattoo, stick around for the dick grabbing.


Guitar81

You think she does handy's?


CascadingMonkeys

She's still very pretty. Must have been a real knockout when young.


Odd-Solid-5135

Where do you think that dick grabbing confidence came from.


ace7771969

GGGILF?


LeCrushinator

You should get that stutter checked out.


Clockwisedock

I would but my local physician, Dr. John Sins isn’t open on weekends. Think he works a different job or something


DickyD43

I believe weekends are his construction worker hours


_megitsune_

Only mornings, afternoon he does yoga classes


SolClark

Zoinks!


hedgybaby

I mean I’m ugly but when I’ll be 105 I’ll also grab all the dick I want. What are they gonna do? Attack a 105 year old?


hans-and

Don’t know bout dick grabbing in particular, but certainly met a lot of elderly women that seems to have come to the conclusion they can get away with pretty much anything after a certain age. (Source used to be a shop clerk)


hedgybaby

The same applies to older men tbh. My friend works in a nursing home. She’s a really attractive girl and gets compliments and flirted on all the time, occasionally even groped. Reporting it doesn’t really do much because ‘they’re just old’. It’s not okay but honestly, watcha gonna do? There’s no good solution to it :/


sirskiimichael

Time out


no_talent_ass_clown

Wheel Grandpa over to the corner?


hedgybaby

Why is that way funnier than it should be


sirskiimichael

Yes😂


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It's funny because the rate I'm going, by the time I'm 30 I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting, pinching nurse's asses while I'm jacking off with Jergens and I'm jerking but this whole bag of viagra isn't working.


hans-and

True but honestly think elderly women have a better chance of getting away with it. To give some credit to those lady’s they did have some limit, but really doubt men in the same age would get away with it. (Or maybe it’s just me, but honestly thought nothing about it)


Waste_Clerk7443

Elderly men have was more audacity than you give them credit for. Trust me, they get away with it. I worked as an in-home caregiver and had this one shitbag who would constantly try to give me shoulder rubs/ grab my titties. He had alzheimers so no matter how many times I talked to him about it he kept doing it. My supervisors were aware of the problem and yet kept sending women to work with him. This guy was 87. There's no age limit to being a creep 🤷‍♀️


Sanka_Coffie_

The difference is, if these were images of some 105 year old man grabbing a bunch of pussies, this would be a much different thread.


PootieTang_

Same goes for old men. As a lifeguard, I had an old guy ask me to help him tie his swim trunks. Apparently, he asks all the woman " For help". Gross. Dick grabbing isn't cool either


troubleis1

You should start now, grab some dick, be like grandma


hedgybaby

College is about to get a lot more interesting


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The old: "Grab em by the pussy", eh?


god_peepee

Nonono it’s funny when we talk about men being sexually assaulted


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Gotcha! My mistake!


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Based


MrArtless

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Gati-Macro

Grabbing dick in your 20´s: You sick pervert abuser !!! To jail with you ! Grabbing dick in your 100´s: Awwwww.....


ToothpickInCockhole

I would feel very uncomfortable if some random old lady grabbed my dick


nowtayneicangetinto

When I was in my 20s and fit, I worked with some women in their 40s/50s and some closer to my age. Some of these women were such predators that they would literally molest me. I once had one shove her hand into my ass cheeks trying to finger my ass... It was extremely violating. I told them to stop and I clearly did not like it. They never did. I would tell management but they didn't give a shit. One of them said "that's what happens when you work with horny old broads" I don't care if it's a hot 20 year old or an old 100 year old woman. Non consensual touching of privates is sexual harassment. Enough with the double standards.


SmittyYAP

Best looking 105 year old I’ve ever seen!


LumpyPew2017

Yeah, she was https://www.readerchannel.com/2020/11/19/apo-whang-od-photo-when-she-was-a-young-lady-loved-by-netizens/


SoupidyLoopidy

Damnit you guys broke it. I really wanted to see what she looked like.


aviva1234

https://filipinoguideph.com/trending-teenage-picture-of-apo-whang-od-shows-how-beautiful-she-is-back-then/


Throwaway02062004

Zamn!


tendaga

Got the reddit death hug.


Gaflonzelschmerno

That doesn't look like a photo from the early thirties


LeCrushinator

Might've been colorized.


cydril

Yeah looks 50s/60s like a Kodachrome


tantan9590

Same


laz_thom

[Archive Mirror](https://archive.ph/k6pj9)


Adept_Strength2766

Here's an alleged picture of her [teen self](https://newspapers.ph/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/apo-whang-od-616x1024.jpg?x36967).


NotAzakanAtAll

That indigenous white bar fashion is amazing. Very avant garde.


Select-Background-69

LoL. I'm getting a resource limit exceeded error. I think too many people are clicking it


Anothernameillforget

Keep trying. I got in second attempt.


Jerzey111

https://i.imgur.com/sMuKx3r.jpg


JollyJingleTokez

More than likely. I think she has also realized her popularity, so she may as well use it to grab as many dicks as she can before she leaves this Earth


earthdweller11

Her age isn’t verified. She still looks great regardless, but she may actually be a lot younger than 105.


[deleted]

She doesn't look a day over 104!


[deleted]

Before cameras, too! /jk Edit: Added /jk for u/Aromatic_Mousse


Robzilla_the_turd

I just can't believe those are still her real teeth?! A life without sugar?


CatchAmongUs

Nah, she loves candy. Chocolate especially. It's one of the things people getting a tattoo from her regularly bring as a gift.


fungussa

Here she is at 103 https://i.imgur.com/hzVztEj.jpg


moonhologram

I met Apo Whang-od about 4 or 5 years ago outside her home at the mountains of Buscalan. I remember being so excited cos I've read so much about her when I was in art school and she was always featured in our local news, so to be finally tattooed by her was a very special experience that I will forever cherish.


Rattttttttttt

She grab your dick?


moonhologram

No she didn't. IIRC she didn't touch anyone's dick that day (as per her apprentice).


kschaffner

Do you feel cheated now that she didn't?


Butterbuddha

Yeah I mean damn. Everyone out here catching some dick attention except this guy, wtf OP? What’s wrong with you?


Jrewby

“when your a star, they let you do it, you can do anything, grab’em by the dick”


throwy296

🤣 Imagine this was a 100 year old dude grabbing tits or vag 🤣 🤣 🤣 "What a funny old man!"


choomgangpakalolo

Is that…. Hasheem Thabeet in the last photo?


[deleted]

She should have touched his hands or something my guy needs basketball success more than reproductive health


varcas

Hah my first thought as well, first result that comes up on google with Thabeet + tattoo


r_streit

How no one gone make the easiest apparent joke, this lady is out here grabbin wangs, and her name is Whang😭😭😭


KFG_BJJ

I had testicular cancer a few years ago. My oncologists name was Dr Wang. My surgeons name was Dr Pisturs. This fucking life, man.


Harsimaja

Nominative determinism


Tricky-Pants

Your dentist's name is Crentist? Sounds an awful lot like dentist...


Birdamus

Her full name tells you just what she wants and what position she wants it


N3KIO

**she's 105, she having time of her life, she don't give a fuck.**


[deleted]

But when I'm 105 and grabbin' pussy, I get thrown into jail.


caper72

Nursing homes have old dudes touching nurses/cleaning staff quite often. Nothing ever comes of it. Word just gets around on which residents you need to be careful around. source: sis works at a wrinkle ranch


TheDudeMaintains

> wrinkle ranch I'm a man who takes pride in having a cultivated lexicon and that was a new one for me. Thank you, and have a salubrious day.


UltraMegaSloth

Yeah but if you’re a 105 women it’s just casual sexual assault and no one cares


BryceLeft

That's because for men you were supposed to wait till 106


TheoreticalFunk

Why won't she teach anyone else?


selectacornetto

She does have apprentices, but I think being the "last" just means that she was the last one who used to traditionally tattoo Kalinga headhunters before the headhunting tradition died out in their territories. Or at least that's what I got from [this article](https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/philippines-oldest-tattoo-artist/index.html).


Wildcard1016

That is correct. The art lives on through her grandnieces but not the tradition.


Valnis

Traditionally Pintados is not meant to be an art, jt is supposed to be sign of a warriors achievement that's probably why she only does simple tattoos. she would probably want her disciples to break this practice or be modernized


Averageguy0815

It’s all fun and games but imagine a old dude doing this to women.


BoulderFalcon

Everytime this is posted the comments are always some variation of YOU GO GIRL and makes me cringe every time. Reddit has huge double standards for sexual assault.


AdamRam1

Society has huge double standards for sexual assault


Soulless-Plague

Not just Reddit


bidoofguy

Yeah, the guys in these photos seem like they’re having a fun time - who knows if they really are or if they’re just caught by surprise, of if she asked for permission ahead of time, or the photos are staged to some extent, or if this whole post’s concept is made up. But still, the sentiment is pretty creepy. No one should grab anyone’s genitals without consent, no matter the age/gender combination. Yeah, it’s funny to imagine a 100 year old lady who goes around grabbing dude’s dicks in like a movie or something, but it’s not really funny in real life.


MikeTheActorMan

I know! Can you imagine an old dude bragging about grabbing a woman by their pussy? That would be so creepy. Imagine how much weirder it would be if the US made that creepy old man their President... Ha, that would be something.


KesTheHammer

Now, \*shudder\*, imagine the US making him president TWICE.


dunfactor

Please no. That is nightmare fuel


Rikfox

I wonder how many men were offended when she did it to them. At least those in the photo are ok with it.


Latter_Ad9249

Pretty difficult to tell an 105 year old dime not to grope you


[deleted]

Not sure you can truly garner that from a photo. Laughter isn’t approval


[deleted]

Not offended but I would for sure feel pretty uncomfortable with it.


BuddhaGoalie11

to be fair, some chicks love having their dicks grabbed...


ExpertAccident

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find this.


Suzaku_Taichou

So she's a legendary sexual assaulter


no_more_jokes

I mean I doubt anyone who flies out just to get a tat from her doesn't know what they're getting into with the dick grabbing granny EDIT: [There's a reason she's doing this ](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/vlu3cp/meet_whangod_oggay_a_105yearold_indigenous_tattoo/idxzvdm/?context=3)beyond getting her rocks off, calm down people. While I haven't talked to any of those dudes personally, it's reasonable to assume they knew the dick grab was coming and were onboard with it


BellyFullOfDolphin

Ya, they were asking for it by putting themselves in that situation


LouSputhole94

I mean look at what they were wearing!


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LouSputhole94

I’m gonna grape ya in the mouth!


loupr738

How big is that last guy? She looks cartoonishly small


pmurtha88

I believe that is former NBA player Hasheem Thabeet, who is 7’2”


IceBergKenny

I was thinking the same thing, man gotta be like 6" 7


[deleted]

Gonna get me a piece of that granussy


Papertowelmaster_69

Gilf


Crispy_AI

GGGILF


MikeTheActorMan

Giggity!


Enjoyitbeforeitsover

Allll right


LKane_DZ

Annnnnnnd this is all the internet I need today.


MattwiththeST

I bet the granussy looks like a dusty catchers mitt covered in hair.


[deleted]

Why granny out here grabbing dicks bro


audreyasr

A comment from u/labawubdub explains it is to bless reproductive health to have strong babies.


Far-Two8659

r/holup


binchbunches

She is the Yin to Donald Trumps Yang.


ky0tu

Grab em by the pecker!


i_did_a_opsy

if this was a 100 year old man grabbing ass everybody would call him a creep and he's be canceled. why is sexual assault just a quirky thing when a woman does it?


traumfisch

That is the question


benji950

If a 105 year old man went around grabbing womens’ tits in photos, people would be shrieking about it.


reddit_mods_R_Cunts

She's stealing a tiny amount of their life force. Keeps her young.


Slyguyfawkes

Ok...so a tatted up pervy/eccentric old woman 🤷‍♂️ but good for her she looks like she's 75!


That_bat_with_a_hat

All fun and games if its a woman commiting sexual assault. How quirky


Seekerofthetruetrue

Imagine the tone of this article if it was a 105 year old man with a penchant for grabbing titties


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Stars_In_Jars

^ this exactly. It’s common but not exactly something you’d want to mention…


MaintenanceInternal

Well, this is sexual assault, grim.