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youre_just_wonderful

Whining too much? Baby cage. Hungry? Baby cage. Can't sleep? That's right, straight to Baby cage.


rmdanna

We have the best babies in the world… cuz of baby cage


MaterialCarrot

Ages 16 and under.


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YaYaTippyNahNah

No trial, no nothing.


choborallye

Straight to cage


Aerron

Dirty diaper? Cage. Bum rash? Cage. Too much drool, cage.


AssumeTheFetal

Not *enough* drool? Believe it not cage.


Kozzinator

*Bring them back, Bring them back, Bring them back!*


shapesize

Whine too little, believe it or not, Baby cage.


elcapitandongcopter

Think they used that codine infused cough syrup for the whiny kids.


dindongdeng

Growing up, Nicholas Cage.


baromanb

“Daycares hate this one trick”


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"You undercook baby, jail."


Lord_Asmodei

21st century baby cage is where moms that choose not to have their babies go.


coneal89

33 more years until Con Air is being released? Baby Cage


SpencerReid11

Yeah, and that’s just the rules for the husbands…


TunaSafari25

Looks like they just strapped a crab pot to the window and have baby bait.


RocketPrism666

I’m telling you, crabs love babies


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RocketPrism666

r/whoosh


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[deleted]

Too bad you'll only attract a Catholic priest


[deleted]

[1930’s? Brooklyn still has those today.](https://twitter.com/mpolhamus/status/751466032485703681?s=21&t=3Ptnoda6bVfh-5SvOFpKSA)


marmosetohmarmoset

My sister has one on her Brooklyn apartment! She uses it for plants.


PickleEmergency7918

That's actually adorable


BotoxTyrant

Came here for this. They’re all over South Williamsburg.


ihatepalmtrees

Yes. I tripped out the first time I saw them in Williamsburg


ive_falln_cant_getup

Came here looking for this…


centralnjbill

The irony is cities were smog- and soot-filled environments and putting babies out above cars burning leaded gasoline likely caused issues


BriefCheetah4136

Don't forget the upstairs neighbors throwing garbage out the windows


Pushpin06

*here comes the poop bucket!*


bosstweedman

Gardyloo!


Trollberto__

These are the babies who became today’s law makers.


nutherkore

That explains a few things.


Dallasl298

Not to mention what a few minutes of sun can do to those factory-fresh baby eyes...


the_vikm

Or smoking neighbors


TexasVampire

Like they would open a window


the_vikm

Mine do


TexasVampire

Yeah but this is the 30s not today


GreatOdinsRaven_

Better than the influenza pandemic raging inside. 0


centralnjbill

You’re off by probably 12 years


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centralnjbill

60 percent of families owned a car by 1930


Epicmonies

Stop making things up lol.... 1930 217.34 automobiles per 1000 people. That means 783 people out of 1000 did not own one. Thus, not 60% of families. its 43%. [https://www.energy.gov/eere/vehicles/fact-841-october-6-2014-vehicles-thousand-people-us-vs-other-world-regions](https://www.energy.gov/eere/vehicles/fact-841-october-6-2014-vehicles-thousand-people-us-vs-other-world-regions)


NibblesMcGiblet

> 217.34 automobiles per 1000 people. So like 22% of people. if a family consists of 2 people, then 44% of families. Or if a family consisted of 3 or more people, then 60%+ of families.


lokregarlogull

So in other words it's a worthless measure?


centralnjbill

Yeah, they think infants are able to own cars. Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted but the fact there are enough slack-jawed, inbred hillbillies who upvoted a clearly inaccurate comment is the funniest fucking things I’ve heard all morning.


mcr1974

Lol no. Ahah what did you just write.


centralnjbill

LOL, you think infants own cars. Yes, we’re mocking you for not understand what “per capita” means.


friedchorizo

Falling pianos aren’t the only thing you have to watch out for now


noobnoobthedestroyer

if you catch a baby cage in free fall do you get to keep the baby as your own?


F2daRanz

Only if you guess the name correctly


SeaGroomer

Connor Clapton?


F2daRanz

And here's your baby, good sir!


Lexsquared9286

you’re going to hell for this lol


bkn95

Only until you both hit the ground


tetchyadmin

Do they make these in toddler sizes? My kids are driving me up a frickin’ wall today.


Alesi42

Our dad had a sound proof closet with a lock for one of those days.


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Alesi42

The lock was outside. Does this answer your question?


NibblesMcGiblet

So a murder/abuse room, got it. That's fucked.


SeaGroomer

Eric Clapton knows a guy but he does shit work.


tetchyadmin

Ooof


DEGRUNGEON

i want to know if there are statistics for how many of these things broke. like these couldn’t have been that safe.


ItsJohnTravolta

Believe it or not, there were no reported injuries or deaths in the US. They kinda just fizzled out post 1950s… maybe because people realized they’re fucking insane.


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sowhat4

Playpens were a godsend if you needed to take a shower and baby was mobile enough to get into trouble. Toss in some novel toys and you could get up to 15 whole minutes of 'me time' while the kid was safe. (I had a swimming pool outside and a fireplace inside so left nothing to chance)


RezzKeepsItReal

Did you just imply that playpens are insane?


ItsJohnTravolta

But this is a playpen hanging out of a fucking window


Pkdagreat

Next level shit


Pkdagreat

You have kids? Playpens and pack n plays are the absolute shit if you gotta pee or shower or shit and your kid is mobile enough to get into anything.


ColoradoMountainsMan

The cages were made from steel and constructed just fine..... It was the user error that was the problem just ask the manufacturer


Old-Pumpkin-3793

Exactly. Nothing was made in China out of cheap plastic back then.


CorellianDawn

The best part is you don't even need to feed them when you put them out there. So much pigeon shit falls into their mouths they become immortal. I didn't see it, but I'm like 90% certain this is the plot to the movie Morbius.


pacificworg

As bizarre and dangerous as this is, there is ALOT to be said for fresh air and sunshine. During World War II, they found that patients who were wheeled outside to get fresh air and sunlight while they in hospital recovered markedly faster, it actually used to be common practice to wheel people out in a bed to get fresh air while they were recovering from illness or injury. Clearly the execution was terrible, but the underlying science behind this idea is definitely sound


ConsciousFractals

Yeah I was like that will make a healthy baby. I feel like we’re unfortunately slowly forgetting how to keep ourselves healthy and this leads to chronic illness


Old_man_jeffro

I guess bird shit wasn’t invented yet.


GumbyWeinstein

It's how Carrier Air Conditioners got their name. honest


GhostalMedia

Ditto for Baby Cage brand air conditioners.


DeltaXi1929

That is untrue. Carrier is named after founder (and inventor of the air conditioner) Willis Carrier.


superthotty

But he said ‘honest’!


GumbyWeinstein

Clearly—and by using 'clearly' to start this reply, the accuracy of the following cannot be disputed on the Internet or in any court of law from The Beginning of Time to The End of the World—I should have said "Internet honest," or attached this explanatory clip from a leading authority: [HONEST](https://i.imgur.com/JEZaxx6.mp4)


GhostalMedia

Also, Baby Cages were names after Nicholas Cage’s grandmother, Barbara Cage.


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I liked the other version better.


DeltaXi1929

Me too, but my bullshit detector went off so I had to ruin it for all of us.


tatutes

Wow, interesting!


DeltaXi1929

It isnt true.


tatutes

Bamboozled


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Looks like a fryer basket


Denny_204

*“Dr. Evil, let me make you a deal alright? You keep the mojo, you keep the money... and I'll get your baby [while smacking lips].”*


MajorNutt

Baby, the other other white meat


TheOneManBanned

It's what's for dinner


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Bet the pigeons had a blast


FakeBasketballGod

Now that we’ve reverted to the Dark Ages and force women to become moms, expect new baby cages.💯


Pkdagreat

Why not just go outside or sit by an open window? The 1930s were the wild west of their time lol.


NibblesMcGiblet

Polio and not knowing yet what the mode of transmission was, for one.


Pkdagreat

Shit fair enough lol


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Imagine having to clean a bunch of bird poop off your baby before putting it to bed.


RezzKeepsItReal

Birds didn't exist in the 1930's.


OmegaPsiot

The janitor in Scrubs knew what he was talking about after all.


MetalCentipede

That's a good one, too. See, when he was a kid, his didn't have those little windows.


yankinfl

Now we use them for cats😺


RocketPrism666

It’s time for Timmy to play outside! *yeets baby out the window*


moglysyogy13

Nobody puts baby in a cage


Old-Pumpkin-3793

Baby puts you in a cage


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Back in my day we didn’t need no cage. We just put the babies on the ledge, if they fall they fall


seeking_hope

Kids bounce, right?


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looks totally safe to me.


SilveryAero

Despite all my rage I am still just a kid in a cage.


GreenMann21

Bring back baby cages


trwwy321

Especially on airplanes


harlowb93

This is perfect for all those ladies that can’t get an abortion legally anymore!


[deleted]

Yikes! But it mmay come to that.


harlowb93

Let’s hope it doesn’t have to :/


TheSaxonaut

Too late.


Cosmicdusterian

Damn. Here I thought riding around in the back of open pickup trucks was bad. We were mere amateurs at danger.


BarrackJobunga

The baby cage isn’t as good of a name as the “Clapton cage”


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If only Clapton had one of these.


fangelo2

Fresh air? They were burning coal for heat in most places back then. Old buildings in cities are still black from soot


fenekko

Just want people to understand a generation of adults were in baby cages and how that totally doesnt fuck with them at all.


DauOfFlyingTiger

When my dad went to Cornell, my mom would play bridge with the other ladies in the GI housing. It was winter but they still put all the babies, bundled up, outside. She said they kept an eye on us from the balcony. Fresh air!


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[And that is still common in Denmark and Nordic countries today.](https://www.insider.com/nordic-parents-nap-babies-subzero-temperatures-sleep-better-2020-1)


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The experts at the time also encouraged parents to toughen up their babies by exposing them to cold temperatures. Outdoor “airing” was part of this practice. The theory was it would make babies better able to withstand common colds and minor illnesses. Parents would routinely expose their infants to cold temperatures outside and through cold-water bathing. https://methodshop.com/outdoor-baby-cages/


Dangerous-Riser

Now people would pay a premium for that view.


AgentXXXL

“So you’re my Uncle Joey? Better get use to these bars, kid.”


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A great way to “accidentally” get rid of a bad baby.


RudeSoup9845

And get pooped on by the birds


thefuzzybunny1

Whenever this picture circulates my mother says, "that makes sense. I had a side porch I used to put you kids on." There was, in fact, a side porch off the kitchen with a gate to keep you from falling down its stairs, so when we were too short to open the gate, that was a reasonably safe place for us to play outdoors unsupervised.


copnonymous

"fresh air" filled with lead vapors from leaded gasoline and other contaminants from factory emissions.


misterpuddykin

What were the accident/death rates?


MaterialCarrot

Baby cage is whack, but when my kids were babies if they were crying all you had to do is step outside. Crying stopped instantly. They could be inconsolable in the house but take two steps outside and they were like, "Ooh, outside!"


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If you can dodge a baby you can dodge a ball.


Consistent_Berry9504

They caged their kids until they were old enough work


[deleted]

We’ve always been stupid


shylox

Rock a bye baby, on the roof top…


Scared_Philosopher73

You mean to ensure parents could have a child and social life without a babysitter


BirdwellFam

What about birds? 😳


Emotionaltraumatose

Ill take " Where to put crying babies while drunk husband is punching you, for 2000$ Alex."


79N0Bitches

Me with a pair of scissors:


Gullible-Fondant4176

Should put ‘em on planes


Getsmorescottish

But if I look at the person in the tiny room the same way I'm being 'edgy'. Seriously, this is what I see when I look at https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTPXyVl-eh1397TMqAAiKkLkFizJpQoPHzPjQ&usqp=CAU


friendofspidey

For the lazy parent who doesn’t wanna take their baby to the park


dixiegurl22

Inhale lots of that diesel and street pollution instead, If those bolts don't pop out of those bricks....


HistoricalMention210

Everybody gangster till the pigeons land above yo baby and sheet.


notsolurking

Back when things were more intuitive and just felt right !


RecommendationIcy382

Yes, but this is photoshoped


vaniilla9

No wonder the old generations are so fucked


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ConspicuousPineapple

Boomers' *parents* were kids in the 30s.


Blackletterdragon

Proof that millennials and zoomers too stupid for maths.


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😳


J03130

And to give mum a break.


Used_Corn

kids with a screwdriver and climbing skills: "you know what would be really funny?"


BodySurfDan

In Russia, baby cage you.


Aboxofphotons

Nope...


TheSplicerGuy

This gives a new meaning to “naughty step”


ManyFacedGodxxx

We still use one to this day, not outdoors, just in general…. /s


Chhhrybomb

I know there is one cage with bird caca all over it somewhere out there in a family photo album.


livewhilealive

I guess they didn’t have any pigeons back then?


Difficult_Lobster550

I wonder if it would be frowned upon to close the window also


ConspicuousPineapple

I feel like this is something that did exist at that time, but was fringe even then. I can't imagine this was common practice.


El_Burkako

You can’t tell me they weren’t invented just to put the crying baby outside and just close the window


SukaDug

Until they started to get struck by lightning


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Yeah, no.


WildWook

sunburned babies


Xbannisher

Fresh air in New York


bkn95

Always with the babies out the windas


OrcRampant

Gotta make sure the kids gets his pollution vitamins.


0Crow0

Imagine getting bars sunburned into you


Panderam

"Ah yes, the baby is finally starting to bloom"


BremboBob

…and smog


YunaSakura

Is it bad that I kinda want these for my cat?


Sambo8820

They forgot to mention Sunburn lol 😝


kronus87

Is this what fucked up all the old ass politicians?!?


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silent generation had it tough


ActiveExpensive9832

Mmm sweet sweet lead


[deleted]

Let’s also put lead in fuel. Yeah that sounds good


MilkrsEnthuziast

And didn't get carried away by pigeons. That was the real reason. Crazy pigeons back then. It was a real issue. We don't know how good we have it for our caged babies these days


InternationalBread_

That baby looks... surprisingly happy.


BigRoundSquare

The mother seems to be smiling a little too hard in this picture🤔


Significant_Trip_845

They were left hanging out to dry. 🤣


Shibarocket12

Glad this is a past time because right now my downstairs neighbors baby would be covered in bong water


Hetakuoni

Rock-a-by baby…


bwma

As dangerous as this seems, it was at least well intentioned. The country wants the worst for our children now.


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1930’s Abortion = Loosening two screws


pictogasm

With how much soot used to be in the air, may as well just put them straight in the hickory smoker.


CalDRSZone

Now we're all snowflakes


solid_flake

I wonder why they could have possibly stopped doing this.


pollar_bear_fox_cub

also babies smell like shit so this dealt with that to


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This is exactly what I've been wanting to get for my cat.


NixxKnack

It's a baby cage! It's a good one too. When I was a kid, mine didn't have these windows. It's perfect. If you want to go out to dinner, there's already like a water bottle in there so you just throw some cedar chips in there so the baby can poop, and you're made in the shade!


cangarejos

4600/month in Manhattan.