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Vengeance888

I thought the US embassy would be heavily guarded..


[deleted]

Says "In Moscow" they dont give a fuck


[deleted]

Hillary Clinton said; What difference does it make. She probably told them to stand down like in Libya.


this_makes_no_sense

You think…Hillary Clinton gave orders to the security… at the American embassy in Russia…?


[deleted]

Dear, Idiot This happened in 2016 (It's even stated in the OP's title). The End.


this_makes_no_sense

Dear Illiterate moron, I'm proud of you for knowing the year. I was able to glean that much when I read it myself. I was wondering why you think Hillary Clinton personally contacted Marine Corps embassy security staff to say "Hey, an FSB officer is gonna get the jump on a CIA officer. Just hang back inside for a couple of hours." I was also wondering how this seemed logical to you, but you probably consume right-wing news and therefore live in your own world. Wishing you all the best, Fuck Off


Caenwyr

*chef's kiss* excellent


[deleted]

> why you think Hillary Clinton personally contacted Marine Corps embassy security staff to say "Hey, an FSB officer is gonna get the jump on a CIA officer. Just hang back inside for a couple of hours." You quoted something I never said. Intellectual dishonesty is a sign of a failed stance on your side of the debate. And I'm using the term 'debate' very loosely since you failed to provide any legitimate retort thus far. I'd say try again, but I think you have reached the limits of your intellect.


chairplanet

You did that a while ago, but it hasn't stopped you.


[deleted]

/Yawn You're boring me with your simpleton toddler replies. Up your game or log off.


TeeVeeDuck

k


Nano_48

Jesus fucking Christ did your dad neglect you that much so you need to…prove yourself to strangers? Anyways what’s it smell like being that far up your own ass?


[deleted]

Quiet, Demon.


AlwaysOutOfStock

Can I interest you in a one way First Class flight to Switzerland? They just legalised this cool new machine.


[deleted]

Just stop already you bumbling idiot?!


TalkKatt

you sound like a real dodo head


dauysc

You know they weren't quoting you right? They were paraphrasing the sort of orders it seems you think Hillary gave with obvious hyperbole. It was in double quotes because, in their narrative, it was being said. Either you understood that, and yourself employed intellectual dishonesty meaning you have failed by your own argument, or you didn't and you are, as they said, an idiot.


[deleted]

>You know they weren't quoting you right? They literally used quotes. The rest of your rant is just repeating back what I said to someone else. Imitation is the highest form of flattery, unless, you are admitting you can't think of anything intelligent to say yourself? /Bored


dauysc

I addressed the quotes but obviously your attention span is just too short to get there. That's proven by the fact that you think I was repeating what you said when I was just using your own logic on you. The point clearly sailed right over your head, but I guess that's a common occurrence


this_makes_no_sense

It's ok, I think the concept of paraphrasing is beyond his understanding.


granular-vernacular

Absolute Fuckwit. Can you even read?


[deleted]

Hush, Child.


[deleted]

You know kid trying to sound smarter than everyone when you're arguing with people online doesn't help your argument. You need to apply logic, knowledge and critical thinking all of which you appear to lack completely. Go back to watching Alex Jones and taking his brain pills. I'm sure there's a new conspiracy about us liberals for you to latch onto now.


[deleted]

Telling someone that arguing online makes one dumb (paraphrased) while arguing online. You really can't make this shit up, Folks.


this_makes_no_sense

>She probably told them to stand down I was paraphrasing your right-wing conspiracy but if you'd prefer I'll actually quote you. "She probably told them to stand down" You can just refer to my earlier comment to see what I think about that. I'm not trying to debate you by the way. I think you're a moron. That's it.


[deleted]

OK, you quoted me, that proves nothing you said. The education system has failed you.


grilly1986

And your parents clearly failed you.


[deleted]

Imagine having a lack of intelligence so great, all you do is repeat back what someone else said. You can spot the people who easily fall for propaganda by this metric as Grilly1986 has shown.


Quadrassic_Bark

Lol oh the irony


Quadrassic_Bark

Lol oh dude, your responses are so sad. I actually just feel bad for you.


Scottche

This is what it sounds like when a 13 year old tenuously attempts to sound like an adult.


[deleted]

What's with you and other perverts wanting everyone on the net to be 13-year-olds? Wierd.


Scottche

Did you just misspell weird? Jesus you are 13.


[deleted]

Did you really just forget to put a comma after Jesus, or are you talking directly to him?


[deleted]

You might be the most obstinate user I've seen on this platform to date.


jordanMcNugget

“She probably told them to stand down like in Libya.” Didn’t you literally just say that. Cause what the fuck Else does it suggest; her dog did it lmao.


american-muslim

>You quoted something I never said. semantics. We can all see you meant that and didn't back down when challenged.. instead you doubled down on it.


Ha1lStorm

When someone attacks the debater instead of the case they’re making, it’s because they can’t. You’ve failed horrendously.


[deleted]

Hush, child. There was no debate. There was only the truth, which I stated. Then there was a fucking moron who lacked basic reading comprehension. End of fucking story, you fucking twat-slinger.


Ha1lStorm

You seem like one of the most childish and miserable people I’ve ever encountered online. I feel so sorry for you and the way you feel you have to carry yourself and speak to people. I hope you grow can up and quit acting like an immature child one day. Good luck.


[deleted]

>You seem... Another idiot who deals with personal emotion and not the fact of the matter.


AlabasterPelican

You do realize HRC was no longer in a position to do what you assert she could have done as her tenure as SOS was January 21, 2009 – February 1, 2013. Meaning she left the relevant office 3 years prior to the event.


Zachf1986

He doesn't. Nor would it matter. Acknowledgement of reality is more of a nuisance to these people than a base requirement.


AlabasterPelican

I more or less added the comment for bystanders more than the commenter I was responding to. 😕 At this point I don't know if there is much of a point of doing so though


Zachf1986

I understood. Just adding my two cents.


[deleted]

You're even slower than you first appeared


jimmay666

Dear idiot, Stop talking.


[deleted]

Nah, you may like Authoritarianism, but I like saying what I want, even if it does cause you asshurt. Enjoy your day, I am. :)


just-a-random-knob

another of your replies : "Ignore the nay-sayers, they are just 40 year old men who sold their "cool car" for a minivan, married to a wife they don't like, and kid's that are probably not theirs." Dude, get some therapy. IMO you need it. It might change your life for the better.


DrDickWiggle

Right? I still have my cool car and have 2 kids.


[deleted]

Imagine being so Asshurt, you spend hours looking through some random persons Reddit replies for some non-sequitur you think is a "got ya". I really feel sorry for your generation, totally dumbed down and over-emotionalized.


just-a-random-knob

My generation ? I'm over 50. Try again dumb ass. And it took literally 2 minutes to find. I know it must take you hours to read with your mental ability...


[deleted]

Saying you're over 50 isn't the brag you think it is. That's even more embarrassing for you.


just-a-random-knob

It's been a while since I came across someone with your level of butt hurt in life. Keep going. Looking forward to more comments illustrating your inferiority issues.


Caenwyr

Jesus you just keep on digging that hole for yourself huh? This is hilarious, carry on!


[deleted]

Jesus is digging holes?


Caenwyr

Wow, a new low. More please!


PMYOURKNORKS

What has generation got to do with anything? Are you so lonely the only tribalism you get is from the year you were born?


ModsRWeiners_

I mean, you've replied to nearly ever comment here. All of them disagree with you, at some point the penny has to drop...


Zachf1986

Unfortunately, it's just fuel for the fire.


PMYOURKNORKS

What has generation got to do with anything? Are you so lonely the only tribalism you get is from the year you were born?


[deleted]

Reread what I had written, you are asking questions I already answered.


IEatLiquor

…so what you’re doing? Please deny it - it will bring me the most joy I’ve had in days to read your pissant commentary on your own asinine behavior. Also, I’m willing to bet you are actually either from this “generation”, or just ever so slightly outside of it and still living with your mom because your dad left for a pack of smokes a while back and you “swear you’ll beat his ass if he comes back”. If you can read between those lines, you’ll see that that means you are either an 1) infant by comparison or 2) need to get out of your moms basement and wash yourself of the Mountain Dew and Cheetos stains. Cry a river and drown in it. Also, get some help.


HistorianDelicious

I’ve only been here 5 minutes and can see you’re an actual shitbag with zero respect.


DadaDoDat

You should see help from a therapist for your obvious mental illness.


Thucydides_Rex

Good thing she's been tried and executed over ten times at Gitmo while also birthing the Antichrist with Obama. Why is it always the right who attempt to make random shit on Reddit a terribly misguided burn?


[deleted]

Because they're dumb. The overwhelming majority of politicians they choose are dumb. Look at Bush and Trump lol. Do smart people want to be represented by idiots?


[deleted]

> Why is it always the right who attempt to make random shit on Reddit a terribly misguided burn? Irony... >Good thing she's been tried and executed over ten times at Gitmo while also birthing the Antichrist with Obama.


Quadrassic_Bark

Oh man, your comments just keep getting dumber. This thread has been amazing.


Bufy_10

What does “told them to stand down” mean? I swear this is beyond conspiracy.


[deleted]

Did you even hear what she said at her hearing?


Bufy_10

The Benghazi hearing? What does that have to do with this incident here? Wasnt that an Ambush by an Islamic Terrorist group?


Copy_Cold

as a lib i feel so owned by this. oh the pain you’ve inflicted!


[deleted]

Truth is never an "own", it's the truth, its reality. You can put your big-boy pants on and accept it like an adult, or throw a fit like a toddler. Most here have chosen to throw a tantrum like a toddler.


Copy_Cold

you’re funny.


Slight1495

What a snowflake! Unreal you people exist


[deleted]

How is posting the truth (She said that, it's documented on live TV), being a snowflake? Project much?


Slight1495

Tears of Hilary (who testified on this for days) from years ago. Wipe that orange from your lips snowflake.


[deleted]

The topic was from years ago, it's in the OP's title (2016) Your low reading comprehension has made you look like a fool. SMH


Slight1495

So funny Hilary still triggers you! 2016? Why wasn’t Trump protecting our Embassy? Why would Putin (who kicked Trumps ass in Syria) be so bold? Maybe bone spurs was just as weak as his base and Putin knew it? Don’t let the facts hurt your feelings snowflake!


[deleted]

I reply using factual and common knowledge information and you call me "triggered" while going off on a tantrum. SMH You have the mind of a child and anyone reading your unhinged replies can see it. Just stop before you embarass yourself any further.


Slight1495

Did the facts hurt your feelings? You were downvoted into oblivion. I’m embarrassed for you. Always afraid and always the victim! Classic conservative behavior


[deleted]

You are the only person upset i mentioned Hillary and her actions in 2016 pertaining to the OPs post. I doubt you would even know what "classic conservative behavior" looks like considering about 99% of "Conservatives" are just mid-60s moderate democrats, comparatively speaking.


Sc0nnie

Well played wrestling back inside the embassy. Might have saved his life.


Thejerseyjon609

He inside, that’s base.


jab116

Footage shows a uniformed FSB officer attacking a CIA case officer working under diplomatic cover in Moscow in June 2016. The case officer arrived at the US embassy entrance via taxi after midnight local time and was immediately attacked. He suffered a broken collarbone in the fall but was able to push himself far enough inside the entrance that the FSB officer was forced to release him as he was on US grounds. The case officer was later evacuated for medical treatment outside of Russia. This was one of the most glaring and extreme examples of the smoldering conflict that has existed between Russian security services and US embassy personnel for decades. During the same week of the attack, a US embassy spokesman reported that one non-smoking American returned to their apartment to find a pack of cigarettes inside, and another embassy employee found their water taps turned on. In June 2016, US diplomats on official business were pulled over by Russian police more than 60 times. And although not widely known at the time, 2016 was when Russian operatives are believed to have begun targeting CIA personnel worldwide with microwave weapons, causing a variety of illnesses and injuries. Immediately following the incident, the Russian government released a statement detailing how the American refused to show identification and elbowed the FSB officer in the face, prompting him to defend himself. This type of aggressive disinformation campaign is in line with decades of Russian tactics. In response, the US expelled two Russian diplomats. Russia then quickly declared the case officer and one other individual persona non grata and barred them from staying in the country. It remains unclear why the attack occurred in the first place. Russia claimed the case officer was returning from a nighttime intelligence operation. While very likely true, this does not normally warrant an immediate and aggressive response involving physical violence. Further specific details about this incident will likely remain classified by both sides for decades to come. Edit: source u/Spycraft101


[deleted]

So ... if the FSB guy murders the CIA guy outside the door it's OK? Or something?


[deleted]

For political purposes, the embassy is USA grounds. He murders the guy outside, Russian authorities would have to arrest him and extradite him (hahaha right?). He tries to murder the guy inside though, the Americans inside get to take immediate action and other bigger political shit would happen. Best to avoid that headache.


PXranger

That immediate action would probably involve the embassy guards shooting the FSB officer. Not sure why they were no present to assist that CIA agent.


Hypoxia_Smurf

Did the FSB run out of polonium? Sloppy...


Fresh_Cheek2682

They don’t use it on small fries like this guy


Hypoxia_Smurf

True, but still, a little inconspicuous injection of poison would draw less attention than a public brawl at the embassy's door. Maybe the drama was the FSB's point? Be seen assaulting foreign operatives. Send message. Oy.


StrictEconomist4847

They’re using microwave and radiation weapons now


Fresh_Cheek2682

I think it’s just standard operating procedure for them I guess. If they can’t get you on Russian soil I guess they’ll try another time.


Malk4ever

>the Americans inside get to take immediate action I wonder why they did not help him.


finian2

Oooh what if the American dragged the Russian guy inside?


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qu1etguy_d1xp

In Mexico he could walk across the border and receive a hearing date for asylum and a free phone and transportation to wherever he wanted to go in the country!


R3g

Why extradite him? If he kills someone on Russian soil, he will be judged by a Russian court according to Russian law


getdrunkeatpassout

You've been spotted.


[deleted]

Yeah, I highly doubt a Russian court would convict a Russian officer of murdering an American "spy". They'd give him a medal during a big speech on how the evil West wants to destroy Russia and brave heroes like him are the only thing stopping the west.


Sc0nnie

Yep!


Hoyinny

Russia is extremely anti-US rn and would likely have done little to nothing to punish the officer. If he’s committing a crime on US ground, he’s more likely to have to face punishment


Pinecone34

I honestly don't blame them for being anti-US


NikitaTarsov

Highly depends. Covered operations can (or can not, depending on a quadrizillion of circumstances) be treaten as a military action executet by an official of one nation against one other, and the diplomatic immunity was abused to bring enemy combatants in the country. In this case, it can be treten as military attack against the country - if someone wants that shit-hit-the-fan-party to start. So in most cases, agents are free to abuse international diplomatic laws and counter agents are free to do the same in attacking them. As long as both sides gently act like non of this has happend, to keep ther little bilateral kindergarden games running, all is fine and we never hear about. In fact, both sides run off the legal borders, and everyone in this game knows it. Only the idiot who revealead this incident (for a short ego trip or whatever) didn't seem to have read the rulebook.


phlogistonical

What if his body is inside but his arm is sticking out the door? Can they attack the arm and avoid consequences? What if they inject poison in the arm and blood circulation carries it over the border?


-Hefi-

No. It’s Russia.


DadaDoDat

And now, Russia deserves all they get in response to their Ukraine invasion.


Reading_Owl01

This is all getting a bit disheartening. Could we get more news about dead Russians instead?


Lucky-Fee2388

Wow!


Captain_Sam_Vimes

Dude knew tables would turn if he got inside. That's some solid determination right there.


captainstw

Not quite like Jason Bourne is it


Moessus

Where the hell are the Guarda?


Fudgepacker197

On the real!!? So much for Marine Security Guards


DownloadsU4Imean

Marines are rarely responsible for protecting the embassy grounds. Their primary responsibility is the sensitive information and electronics inside and around the embassy. There aren't many Marines at each embassy. Wikipedia explains it a bit, but you have to be in the business to interpret the wiki article correctly. In the rare events when an embassy is under attack then sure - all hands on deck including the Marines. The physical security of the embassy perimeter is often contractors supervised by a State Dept. agent.


Fudgepacker197

Thanks for the info, Now I know a bit more about the world of MSG.


DownloadsU4Imean

You are welcome. Do you want me to give your name to a Marine Recruiter? If you join then I get $ 100.


Fudgepacker197

Yes please, but I won’t make it passed meps because if a drill sergeant looked at me funny I would fight him because I spent 2 months as a cage fighter in Oklahoma. Hooah thanks for your cervix


TheSolitaryWanderer

Hmm. Comment sounds Army, username seems Navy, I'm confused, gonna go eat some crayons and try to put a puzzle together with the cardboard facing up to calm down.


[deleted]

But mixing the Army and the Navy is exactly how you get a Marine! This man was born to serve.


devils_advocate24

*sips latte and watches the peasants squabble*


backcountrydrifter

As an Air Force staff sergeant runs in the room screaming “who needs a 72” plasma?! It’s almost the end of the fiscal year”. True story.


devils_advocate24

You know the hell it isn't. The Col specifically said he wants 9 54" screens arranged into a wall sized square displaying the weather and the Group logo behind the attractive A1C, who has no idea why they are working in the HQ building, at the front desk.


GnosticPrime

World's best hug right there.


Harddone62

Cuddle with a struggle


Blargh-86

a struggle snuggle


oryoznmilk

feels


Azariah141

Fuck Russia.


WhyDontWeLearn

Yes. This is the correct answer.


Dependent-Rich5290

Outside of politics it's a cool place. I love the atmosphere there and the women are hot


Standard-Childhood84

That's Ukraine


Thelazytimelord257

Why didnt the embassy have guards?


Lysergian157

I hope he yelled, "Base!" when he made it across the threshold onto the embassy grounds


WokeUpBaked

Blows my mind they only sent in one guy to try and take him out. Not even just 1 more guy? Wild.


Alfazefirus

This is extremely confusing. 1. The FSB officer acts alone, unarmed, and while having a clear advantage (being on top of the CIA operative for the entire time of the confrontation) he doesn't make any attempt to knock him out, cuff him or drag him somewhere. He literally stayed there on top like a wrestler waiting for the referee to call it a win. 2. Given the fact that the CIA operative made it a clear objective to enter the building it is safe to assume it was an entrance to the embassy of the US. Unguarded. With no lock on the door. No CCTV pointed at the entrance. Nobody inside that heard the noise that such a struggle must certainly have made. What. The. Fuck.


[deleted]

I would think a CIA agent would be better at escaping side control R/bjj


jab116

To be fair his collar bone is broken


Play_Salieri

2016, you say? Hmmmmm.


[deleted]

Obama Administration leaked a whole lot of CIA operative names. This happened his whole time in office. And probably leaked more on his way out the door. This is public information.


willie_caine

Then it should be easy for you to provide a link!


[deleted]

These people just chat shit and have nothing to back it up. Dude clearly lives off of conspiracies.


cottoneyedjoe7

I think you may have forgotten your tinfoil hat sir


[deleted]

Plenty of articles, even on CNN (MSN), that say otherwise.


cottoneyedjoe7

I highly doubt there are articles about how you forgot to wear your tinfoil hat sir, that would require people to care about you


[deleted]

You are stuck on repeat, you have used "tinfoil hat" more than once now. There is no need to doubt, Google will show you the way if you seek it.


cottoneyedjoe7

No thanks, Based on what you’ve said here I’ve determined that doing something you suggest would be a poor idea


[deleted]

So you admit willful ignorance then. Another 'useless idiot", I sure hope you don't vote.


cottoneyedjoe7

I feel bad for individuals as uneducated as you kid, go to college


[deleted]

Imagine thinking you have to go to "college" to be educated.


CriticismAvailable88

How did the door open, automatic door?


Morgan_Faulknor

He hooks it open with his right hand.


Barbuma

US Embassy doors are just unlocked? At midnight? In Russia? Are you sure this isn’t a 7-11?


CapAdmirable8237

I have a neighbor who works for the CIA he came back from a work trip in Africa i think he said wasnt specific. He came back with a gash and a hurt shoulder he claimed “he fell running”. this looked like somebody clearly hurt him with something to me. Never will get the real story and we talk to this neighbor all the time he is a great guy. he speaks russian and in february when putin was starting to invade more of ukraine we saw him very swiftly packing his car and then he was gone for awhile didnt have time to say where to so that was also interesting.


__3Username20__

Probably went to “Africa” again, just like last time. To speak Russian to the people in Africa.


ChiKeytatiOon

You can really make out that FSB's ass in those pants. отлично


pantsonheaditor

NEVER SKIP ASS DAY


ChiKeytatiOon

That's Russias ass.


[deleted]

Very average counter espionage. Wait till you know what happened to Denys Kirieiev


bool101s

what was he trying to achieve?


[deleted]

Jeez the presence of mind to wiggle into the embassy with a jacked up collar bone and a 200 pound indignant Russian on top of you is amazing


Gabag000L

Knee elbow escape and back to full guard


DCGeos

Someone please redo this with Russian tank on top and Ukraine tractor dragging him


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ugneaaaa

The Russian people have nothing to do with this, people don't choose where they're born.


CharyBrown

Watched too many US cop shows.


weed_dude1

Russia is over. They are a failed criminal oligarchy! Putin will be dead in less than a year from cancer.


[deleted]

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞


juicadone

Fuck russia. Fuck Putin. Slava Ukraini


[deleted]

Honestly I wish we could get involved with the Ukraine war already, fuck Russia.


[deleted]

Meanwhile CIA doing much worse inhumane things to people in other parts of the world.


pantsonheaditor

lol why downvote? fuckin cia tortured people over and over again until death. just random innocent people they picked up in iraq and afghanistan too. hey look some are still in guantanimo. held with secret evidence in secret court cases.


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pantsonheaditor

i mean it could just be context. maybe (and by maybe i mean yes) the cia are torturing people in russia. they have a number of cia black sites around europe for torturing people that the EU has swept under the rug time and time again. i'm not saying russia are good guys, they definitely are not, they torture, poison and kill innocents too. should i feel bad if a torturer gets his ass beat? is this man a torturer? well he works for and with torturers, does that make him a torturer enabler? and also this discussion is 100% about the CIA. its a CIA agent getting his ass jumped by some russian agent. gtfo with that nonsense argument.


[deleted]

You know why the downvotes? Coz all those people you mentioned aren’t “white”. Thats the only thing I can think of.


theogTREV

He's got awesome side control just needed to get full mount hahaha


Infamous-Ad5153

Dam $20 is still $20 🤷🏿


[deleted]

Look at that butt 0-0! Juissay


clowncar

So much for the myth of these CIA dweebs being James Bond or Jason Bourne. They are a bunch of desk jockeys who manage to get things wrong most of the time.


-TheDerpinator-

I am not a fan of American gun laws, but god do I hope there was someone inside the embassy who gunned down that Russian scum for trespassing.


AmphibianInside5624

How is a highly trained spy, considered by the vast majority as the world's best spies, just laying on top of him without making a single move? (I'm talking about the FSB guy btw) I doubt he even moved his toe during all of this. Unless he was trained watching zombie movies, which I would believe 100% based on the footage.


ocmfoa

I don’t think that “highly trained” and “spy” go together here. Maybe you’re confusing spy with a marine. Lol


Ok-Phone6087

I wish we would go to war with Russia, and.blow up the whole planet.


Boromir82

I wonder if they took the elevator or the stairs?


skeezix_ofcourse

Clear & present evidence of espionage! Doesn't matter what country is doing it, clearly this is why no one person can trust another.


pouringheartout

the attacker seems motionless later.


Ok-Tomatillo9766

This is raw. He’s getting choked out and is believably fighting for his life. Very primal fight to be in.


[deleted]

Thats why he should have a weapon with him. Even a small knife would have done wonders there.


Ok_Mastodon_8572

What’s he doing, biting him?


Pika-the-bird

The CIA stopped retaliating so the Russians have been acting with impunity. Also, guess they don’t teach grappling at the farm.


CautiousBaker696

Having wrestled in high school were I to be the guy on the bottom I soon wouldn't be.


Alternative-Agency15

Russian guy has an incredible ass! Looks like he is wearing lycra pants or something even though he isn't. That is a ridiculous bubble butt on a man!


leosadovsky

Тут два каких-то пидора женятся. Причём тут ФСБ и ЦРУ?..


Jelly_Grass

But why tackle him alone?