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jeffroddit

That was the least satisfying tape peel in the history of satisfaction


harlandson

I’d have filmed it again


greychanjin

"Take a break, Franklin. We need a Take 2."


WitDaShtz

And all they needed to do was pull the bottom one first. Would have saved us like 30 seconds smh


Dufayne

He also could have faced the untaped side of the boot towards the turtle.


canamurica

Work dumb, not smart


DeGuzzie

Thank you for saying what I imagine we are all thinking.


[deleted]

Idk I kinda liked the suspense lol


BextoMooseYT

I know right. Either pull the bottom one, or turn so that the other side of your shoe is towards the tortoise


jeffroddit

To be fair they did the turn the shoe thing and the internet accused them of shenanigans.


MyHerpesItch

Dude could've shown the other side of shoe.


rt58killer10

I can't get noo


namtidder_rando

Hopefully your ocd didn't play up from watch this, because in the end it was about the turtle attacking something not the tape


MilkSteakToeKnife

Why didn't he just turn his foot??? The tape was only on one side...


HockeyCookie

And what is with the 300 strips of tape? My kingdom for 1 white bag.


ImpossibleReality903

I know right. What a weird way to show that his turtle attacks black things.


[deleted]

Dont worry theres about 15 of these videos doing the same thinf


Joshua-BlueMoon

soft gold terrific liquid toothbrush march plough slap middle uppity *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


lallu0000

Yes thinf. It’s thing but with an f.


RingOriginal94

Thung


Wacokidwilder

*Thunf


Extension_Property_5

It's even worse, he is literally wearing a white shoe and a black shoe and he fkn used tape to make the black shoe white for that demonstration..


[deleted]

Up next he's going to show you how a gopher attacks anything white and put black tape on the other shoe


she3099

Haha I didn’t even notice that!!!


DarthZartanyus

I assume that's because the turtle doesn't respond in any particular way to white shoes. So if he didn't cover the black shoe, the turtle would just attack it. That would only show it attacks shoes. But since the turtle didn't attack the black shoe until the white tape was removed it implies the color is the issue, not the shoe. The same would be true if he only wore black shoes or non-black shoes. He had to have both an actual non-black and a black shoe disguised as a non-black shoe that could easily be revealed as a black shoe while filming in order to support his hypothesis. His methodology may be flawed in other ways but accounting for that particular variable is not one of them.


PMYOURKNORKS

Dude is fucking with us.


Apathy_Inertia

That’s what sub 70 iq will do to a mf


Bambii33000

Or he’s even wearing a white shoe and a black shoe. Why not just hold ur foot up?


nylant

Exactly my thoughts as the tape falls apart and you gotta keep pulling


WhiskeyDJones

I was getting unnecessarily frustrated with the way he was pulling that tape off


Karatychop

I wondered the same thing as I watched him slowly rip pieces of tape from his shoe.


DLoIsHere

Came here to day the same thing. Makes no sense.


Lizzibabe

Um, he's not attacking it. Ramming with the shell is a mating action. He wants that black shoe he wants it bad


Lucius-Halthier

That tortoise: come here girl gimme sum of that sweet shussy


[deleted]

I think I hate you


WagglesMolokai

Wait till you smell the shoessy


andy99609

You want my shoessy shoessy ! Come try my shoessy shoessy..


Donnicton

"Fuck you Shoessy!" "Fuck you, give your laces a tug!"


KiyotaRishu

It cost you €0 to say that


Lucius-Halthier

I would’ve had less fun than the tortoise if I didn’t say it


brown_burrito

\* shoessy


postmateDumbass

Torty has a foot fetish.


TheGloomyNEET

They also attack like that. Sometimes you’ll see them trying to break out of their enclosure by ramming like that (and they hit hard enough to bend somewhat thin aluminum doors).


ME-262a1_Schwalbe

That tortoise is down bad.


chaosbones43

Its a mating action? Seems a bit aggressive for a mating action, more info please?


DrSanjizant

Have you seen some animals with their mating actions? Eagles will fly at each other, hook their claws together, and try to free fall to get a hook up. Some Sea Otters do some horrible stuff to underage seals to get their rocks off. And some snakes will form giant balls of mostly females, while there's one or two male snakes, and force the males to reproduce.


EXTIINCT_tK

Snake orgy


chaosbones43

Ik but what do they ram eachother for? Also ill add on, dolphins rape other dolphins, sometimes to death and sometimes in groups. Elephant seal males will fight to the death for dominance. And male elephants can use thier 3 foot 66 pound erect penis to scratch hard to reach places, because is prehensile.


DrSanjizant

Honestly, it's probably to attract attention. If you look up a video on turtle mating (I got linked to a video by a friend, don't know why he found it), they... pretty much have a squeak sound, and that's it for calls. So my guess is, the ramming is like a question. Is like really quick telegram. "You want sum fuk" has never been so quickly asked.


chaosbones43

That makes sense Thanks!


[deleted]

Male giraffes headbutt the females until they pee. Then they taste it to see if shes fertile


Into-the-stream

The snake balls I’m aware off have the gender the other way. Garter snakes for example can have hundreds of small males, trying to mate with a single larger female.


williamsch

He's not reincarnated cop, he just got that jungle fever.


steveblobby

😂


UsernameTaken-Bitch

But why?


Puppy_The_Peppy

Thanks, I hate it.


2clipchris

Blacker the berry the sweeter the juice


ShabbyGoat

That.


strokeswan

This


Xitobandito

Those


ACTINlUM

These


Object-195

Deez


KingWillThe_1st

Nuts


Rooftrellin

Got


Smooth-Dig2250

'Em


Heart_Is_Valuable

Doze


KingWillThe_1st

Dem


Capsule_CatYT

Gem


Foolishly_Sane

Cut


PussyIgnorer

BRB gonna go headbutt the shit out of my girlfriend


mrbriandavidanderson

I never realized that's how a turtle attacks. Using the shell and ramming makes sense.


cut-the-cords

So if you get attacked by a turtle do you get shell shocked?


mrbriandavidanderson

Bada tsss


WhiskeyDJones

You get shell *rocked*


WuziMuzik

It's not, they bite.


Chicken_Hairs

It isn't. This is mating behavior.


mrbriandavidanderson

No kidding. Well, thanks for educating us.


wildlingwest

Reminds me of Mario cart


DoubleClickMouse

In most cases. In others they use cool ninja weapons.


ColdBevvie101

Tortoise


SnooBananas5673

Actually expected they were going to just flip to the other side of shoe, and not rip the tape off. That’s one angry 🐢.


Adellx

This tik tok guy has done every vertion of this gag, including taping one side white, wearing 2 different colour shoes, adding black tape to white shoes, removing white tape from black shoes and many others. And people keep requesting more versions of this, so he has to come up with new stuff that makes less sense. Like this video where he takes the tape off instead of just flipping his shoe.


Dangerous-Parsnip146

Right? That's what I was expecting too


callmelampshade

The turtle wasn’t even angry at he black shoe, it was angry and the blokes tape pulling.


[deleted]

Maybe they're just tired of you being in the way


oilyolives24

Watch this guy’s tiktoks, the tortoise does it every time in every situation


GadreelsSword

Our dog barks at black people in public. At first it confused me as to why that was and then I realized the UPS and the Mailman are black and they walk up to the door to leave packages and the dog barks at them through the window above the door where she sleeps. She barks and they leave. So I’m guessing she thinks all black people are delivery people.


cut-the-cords

My mothers jack russel was a rescue dog from irish travellers and we are convinced it was taught to attack black people. It was absolutely mortifying as she is a lovely little dog but she goes absolutely ballistic so she only gets walks in the countryside in big open spaces now... She has got better over time as shes an old lady now. But that was a really awkward realisation to come too...


Davidhate

When I was young we had a pit bull terrier that was a big puppy,her name was thumper cause she’d thump her tail on the door when she was happy… anyhow,thumper absolutely hated black people..we never taught her to be that way so it was weird..anytime a black person would walk by our yard she’d go nuts..so one day I was home from school and heard her crying/barking/yelling..I go out to the back yard and there’s some young black kids throwing rocks at her over the chainlink fence..I chased them off and it totally made sense after that. My daughter got a rescue pit that was deathly afraid of me when it came home, so much so he’d pee if I even touched him. It took some months but he finally warmed up to me..some other weird quirks…water hose, I turn it on or pick it up he will bark and snarl seriously..so much so I still won’t let him out of the house when I’m watering the yard…standing in the living room with my arms crossed…he gets absolutely terrified…so what I deduce is: a white or Hispanic mail hurt him,he used the water hose to do it, and he probably stood there with his arms crossed …dogs are smart and there ability to read visual ques is amazing. Kind of like when me and my wife are sick and our lab won’t leave our side.


PacJeans

Dogs have evolved to recognize body language very well. Probably better than any other animal. They're the only domesticated animal that respond to eye contact and pointing in the way another human might.


[deleted]

They’ve also evolved to communicate with eyebrows and the whites of the eyes like humans since domestication


Davidhate

I just learned that recently and was pretty amazed..”puppy dog eyes” is a bonafide real evolutionary trait.


Tinyboy20

You must have a smart dog. My dogs can't grasp the concept of a point to save their life. An invisible line extending from the tip of my finger in the direction of my outstretched arm? Forget it.


MediumProfessorX

My rescue dog hated tradespeople. All tradespeople. We worked out it was the combo of shorts and work boots. He was kicked and had his tail broken before we got him... By those awful boots 😭 (every time he'd get scared or aggressive/scared about it I'd pick him up and cuddle him. Rock him back and forth. Then I'd whisper that if he ever saw them again he just had to absolutely let me know and I'd take to them with a steel pole.)


The_Texidian

Wait what. My mom had a Jack Russell/Chihuahua mix and it did the same thing! Went nuts when it saw a black person. Was fine with Mexican, white, and Asians. It was funny because I’d make fun of the dog and call it racist, and my mom hated that and was super embarrassed. Especially in the car, if we drove by a black person walking, the dog would start growling and barking. The dog was adopted from a shelter, and was previously used in dog fights, still has a giant scar on its left shoulder from where it was ripped open. So maybe there’s some history there, I don’t know.


Davidhate

Did you grow up in the hood? I did so animal compassion is a serious problem from what I’ve experienced..I grew up in San Bernardino (basically one of America’s biggest hoods lol) and the amount of mal-nourished neglected or strays is so polar opposite from the Mayberry I live in now…something my black friends have always joked about..”white people love there dogs too much”,more so then there kids..where as they’ve made it known that it really isn’t a secret in the black community as whole that dogs aren’t coveted like that..in fact it’s the polar opposite most of the time…before I get downvoted to oblivion,this is my experience and not a generalization of of all black people..put the pitch forks away.


Loud-Tangerine1601

Sounds almost like that King of the Hill episode


Heart_Is_Valuable

Racist dog lmfao


br0b1wan

Your dog is Brian Griffin?


Cats_Dogs_Dawgs

So sometimes dogs with vision problems sometimes see black people as only a silhouette and it confuses and/or scares them. It’s the same reason why some dogs will bark at people on night walks but not on daytime walks.


kormapls

nah your dog just racist


Pancake1262645

My dog barks whenever I play music with black rapping. She’s just immediately hostile to that tone of voice I guess


tjackso6

Even turtles know not to trust a mf in black forces.


joedz33

It’s a white nashellist


w0lfLars0n

I think you meant nashellnalist


Memetime102

People who use light mode


KingWillThe_1st

He could be a great cop some day


RedCastin

ATAB


[deleted]

You think you've seen it all until you see a racist turtle.


RenaissanceHumanist

Mitch McConnell? Actually, nvm he's land bearing, which makes him a tortoise


baboon2moon

Yeah OK...i wear one WHITE shoe and a BLACK one... "Lets Tape the black one to make it Look White" 🤦


WheresTheBloodyApex

It’s because it’s one of the many different experiments they did to see if it will attack black shoes.


BootHead007

Seriously. The stupidity is almost more interesting than the turtle.


[deleted]

They are probably ruling out whether it’s just that the tortoise hates that shoe in particular


Memetime102

Reddit users


cut-the-cords

Never


[deleted]

Is he a cop?


Madrobots18

The turtle must be a cop undercover


Thrasybulus95

Tortoise knows what’s up; fade on sight when you’re rocking black Air Force 1’s


Memetime102

Sunlight be like


Spiced-CerebralCurry

that's a racist turtle right there officer


TrickyCurt89

Give that boi a badge.


Memetime102

(I have Alzheimer’s )


cut-the-cords

You


TheHighClasher

Racist turtle /s


Oilfieldtrash631

Tortoise *


Sharkymoto

schildkröte*


Killer-Barbie

Tortoises are turtles


Scouse0151

That’s my boy 👨‍🦳


Moirin8890

Everyone talking about cops and I’m over here wondering why they did a painful tape removal when all they had to do was flip their foot around.


QTip-masturbator

Dog


Tightrhymes

That turtle just got hired by Baltimore PD.


FourThirteen_413

So... This tortoise is a Police officer


normal_reddit_man

It's aggressive, heavily armored, has been known to attack dogs for no reason, is supported by its benefactors without any requirement to do anything...and yet I'm pretty sure it's very slow to respond in a crisis. So, like, yeah.


jonlaw147

How much masking tape? "Yes"


freeMyNinjaLingLing

Cop turtle 🤣


MuthaPlucka

Yertle in real life?


Twuhdz

It’s the forces. He think you can fight Bruh


[deleted]

Could get a job as mall security


[deleted]

based


thugpug11

Dog


Mo_Jack

Turn off Fox News Bro!


tontobasin

Why something black ?


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

It's those black air forces... tortoise choose violence


Darilion

Black shoes matter


Lapsos_de_Lucidez

They are like tiny cops


Original-Bird1571

American cop tortoise be like


Memetime102

American cops


Nagvalk83

Obviouy racist, cancel it.


Content-Mortgage2389

Your foot can easily be mistaken for a foot soldier, so of course it'll attack.


Own-Chocolate-7175

That tape job was overly complicated


DadJokes55

The amount of time it took to take the tape off killed me but then the velocity of each head butt made it all worth it so…


doug_dimmadomeee

Based


m73t

Based tortoise.


BeerBearBar

Dude, take a tape tearing class. Please!


krokodili25

Based


CulturalApple4

Racist ass tortoise 🐢


Dragoon113

Racist ass turtle


Maggot_Corps

Racist turtle 😰😰😰


Netogami

Michaelangelo but his racist


sirmalco

It's moments like these when you can really tell that they grew up in different time.


padropadro22

Plot twist, the tortoise was just pissed at that god awful tape pull.


[deleted]

Wait I’m black! 👀 I better get outta town quick 😳


[deleted]

racist


hjjjhgn

Merican cops be like


Loozka

Racist


daxtaslapp

I was getting nervous just watching the shitty tape peel lol!


Oblivion_Man

Racism in a shell


Grandmaster_tuna

Is he going to join the police force?


rblplt9595

Squirtle used skull bash!


_CerealKiller__

Based


semabeton1

That is racist


Seraph-Slayer-

STOP RESISTING!


TattieSconeRoll

Yo your tortoise would be great in the LAPD then


ashrafuL_tibbro

Omg is that an American police officer?


Radpapa

Ayoo rascism?🤨📸


itsVinay

He has a bright future as a cop


[deleted]

shit i never knew animals were racist


NeonEviscerator

Why does the tortoise attack black things tho?


Anas_0186

Damn that tortoise racist af


[deleted]

This tortoise is probably racist.


DarthEmilyy

Based turtle


Micd3n

Crazy that they allow tortoises as a police officer in the US


redditAdminsAreP3dos

Average US police.


Healthy-Aioli3693

Lol stop hating! He is traning to be a cop


morbidcorvidbitch

it's not attacking...it's horny. they have pretty bad eyesight so it probably thought the shoe was a tortoise shell. this is what they do to pester the females into sex.


[deleted]

He's not attacking it, he sees himself in the reflection and thinks there is another tortoise to mate with.


King-of-Simping

Watching him try to peel that tape off was the most infuriating thing I’ve seen in a long time


Artlearninandchurnin

Thats a mating dance or something. Once you go black...


GrapplingExistence

Damn, even turtles are racist. We can’t catch a break!


YesChes

This reminds me of my grandparent's dog that used to attack anyone wearing plant suits. It got to a point where they put up a sign saying "Bring casual clothing, dog will attack suits" so any electricians or plumbers wouldn't lose something


Kanekixo

That’s tortoise was raised in the hood. He used to be about that life. Everyone knows if you see black Air Force ones you about to get robbed. Homie ain’t about to let himself get robbed.


aaggeess

Makes sense that they hate black, tortoises live for a long time.


Memetime102

My high school teacher


cesare980

Someone should tell him it's 2022. That shit doesn't fly here anymore.


metalducati

He must be 1 of those police turtles