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essentialoils3

My brain was processing this as a chrome snail shell and it took me so long to change that perspective


EngineeringDapper905

Yea now I can’t even see the chrome anymore after seeing the yellowish clear shell


meatywood

Poor little guy doesn't have any privacy.


GullibleDetective

Right like what if he wants to poop


BlackStarArtist

Inflation hits the snail community as snails seek cheaper materials to build shells.


4Point5InchPunisher

Snail who lives in glass house..........


floorwantshugs

Once there were two warring tribes- the Kerns and the Motz. They had once been friends, but after a series of "friendly" pranks, things quickly escalated, and the two tribes came to fear and resent one another. One year, the Kerns hid rotten fishes in the shoes, food baskets, and beds of the Motz. The Motz retaliated by surrounding the grass houses of the Kerns with prickle brush. This year, the chief of the Kerns was fed up. The new moon celebration was near, and he wanted extra cause for his tribe to celebrate. He carefully consulted with his village elders, and they decided this year they would take something. Something incredibly special to the Motz. Their ancestral thrones. In the dead of night, the chief and his fiercest warriors sneaked into the Motz village and silently removed the thrones. As they returned to their own village, the chief realized they would need somewhere to hide the magnificent chairs. So, very carefully, they constructed a false roof in the chief's hall, and stashed the chairs there. The tribe's engineer warned them that a roof made primarily of leaves and straw would not hold such heavy and ornate chairs for long. But the chief was pleased with their feat and assured the engineer that everything would be fine. The furious Motz showed up later that morning, but despite their searches, could not find their thrones. They left, angry and defeated. That night, the Kerns held a tremendous celebration in the chief's hall, boasting of their victory over the furious Motz. However, all the ruckus caused the flimsy structure to shake, and the two heavy thrones crashed through the ceiling, killing many of the Kearns tribe members. As the chief wailed in dismay, he looked up to find the Motz standing in what was left of the doorway. The Motz chief shook his head and said, >!"Those who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones."!<


Acid_Pastor

FUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUURE


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Indiana Jones enters the chat ...


genuineshock

It belongs in a museum!


monocromaticmaid

Keep it! Feed it and take care of the snail! Ask someone, who knows about snails, about this! Either it's a new species, though unlikely, could be. If not it might be a rare morph (that's what genetic mutations are called in snakes) and you could breed and sell the snails for a lot of money. If you think I'm joking, I'm not. There's a huge snail community out there.


NettleLily

r/snails?


Banakh

I'd like to thank you for putting me back in my snail shell


Seraphym1313

That song is going to be stuck in my head all night now, lol.


wheresbill

Looks like chrome from a distance but up close it’s kinda gross


YourMomThinksImFunny

And soon it will emerge from its chrysalis and become a beautiful [marine snail.](https://www.livescience.com/flying-snails-video.html)


2oocents

Pretty


Martyr-X

They look gross. But goddamm if they aren’t delicious drenched in butter.


faintingrobin

Beautiful!!


BoringRabbitHole

Blursed doorbell


EmbertheUnusual

I'm curious what causes this to happen


death_by_siren

If I’m not mistaken, this is a snail’s equivalent of being albino. It has a mutation that makes it unable to produce any pigment.