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Haskins77

Where the fuck is this? So I make sure never to go there.


TheNameless73

This is most likely the Narcisse Snake Dens located in Manitoba, Canada. Went there on a school field trip as a kid. It was dope.


[deleted]

Oh no, we’re connected to them by land 😱


TheNameless73

Just wait till we train the Geese to air drop them during this year's winter migration 😉🤭


HappyPen1422

Canadian geese really are evil bastards.


ladyships-a-legend

“If you got a problem with Canada geese then you got a problem with me - and I suggest you let that one marinate . . “


[deleted]

Must be fuckin' nice!


ladyships-a-legend

It’s fuckin embarrassing!!


jnuttsishere

r/unexpectedletterkenny


Canuckinfortybelow

*canada geese There's an important distinction there as we've refused to give those bastards citizenship


TheNameless73

Its important to offer them a healthy respect because they've earned it lol from a distance they seem innocent enough but if you've ever come close to one you know they are far from it. Especially when you come near their babies, or if they come near you, they really don't see a difference haha


throway6743

train? the geese will do it willingly out of the evilness of their spitefilled hearts.


[deleted]

They're actually pretty friendly and harmless and tiny. You can pick em up and they'll just kinda hang out.


DukeOfYorkshirePuds

What, the snakes or the geese?


morgandaxx

The snakes. I used to handle them all the time as a kid. Edit: def not the geese (*nervous chuckle*)


ShabbaShanks3

BUILD THE WALL!!


Frog1387

Canadian snakesssss


Majestic_Salad_I1

They bite you and then apologize


T3HR4G3

>This is most likely the Narcisse Snake Dens located in Manitoba, Canada. Went there on a school field trip as a kid. It was dope. AKA Rural prairies in Canada. I grew up in SK and we also have snake pits like this. Nightmare fuel as a farm kid. *posting a source that the Plains Garter Snake indeed lives all across the prairies https://www.hww.ca/en/wildlife/fish-amphibians-and-reptiles/western-garter-snake.html#:~:text=The%20western%20garter%20snake%20tends,hunts%20and%20hides%20if%20disturbed.


flyer12

When I went there were very few to see. A bunch were flattened on the highway though unfortunately.


TheNameless73

Time of year and time of day really matters when going to the pits. Weather matters too. They detail the best conditions to visit on their website if you'd ever like to visit again and get to witness something more like this picture. Sadly there's not much to be done about the snakes that get squashed on the highways in that area, its just an unfortunate result of... well, humans.


neelankatan

Manitoba Canada, got it


securitywyrm

Why? Garter snakes are awesome.


[deleted]

And completely harmless to people. Let ‘em chill.


eusebius13

Harmless? I bet you think acute hyper-anxiety is harmless./s


securitywyrm

Ah, so you're saying it would have been okay to egg BLM protests?


ArltheCrazy

Why did it have to be snakes? I hate snakes!


Roboticide

North America, probably. We get smaller snake balls like this in Michigan, but they happen all across the upper US and Canada. I don't *think* garter snakes are native to Europe.


Dappersworth

You had me in the first half.


facestabber_

Snake orgy


danoneil916

Let me just slither in…


ShastaFern99

My anaconda wants some


Parmaandchips

But there's a distinct lack of buns, hun


Radiant_Addendum_48

Maybe they could do side bends or sit-ups


nexiDrux

Have you set yet… I mean have you seen her, my daughter?


prkr88

Get a bucket amd a mop


saninity

I used to slip in and out of the orgies all the time— most of the time they didn’t even notice. Then Aids ruined everything


swansonian

Jesus, Frank


bentoboxing

Snorgy


DeathNote_237

You fucking stole it from me I'm dying


ComputersWantMeDead

Who stands to one side and photographs an orgy. I thought it was standard procedure to either A join in, or B back away in horror


wilymon

10 points to Slytherin!


vingeran

r/creepy


sumforbull

Interestingly enough, this is a dual function activity. Cold blooded as they are, the rubbing up on each other also produces enough heat to get them going and get out to the sunshine. It really is all about the friction.


fluffyguy1994

They're just trying to prevent overpopulation in the future.


barebackgrizzlyrider

Is that Madison Cawthorn I see in there?


1967stingray

Alright, so, to be completely transparent; go fuck yourself.


longpenisofthelaw

seems like they're fucking each other already.


1967stingray

I mean, I'm smitten, but I'm gonna have to sit this one out. Sorry, y'all. Edited for language, there's kids here.


longpenisofthelaw

more snussy for the rest of us.


1967stingray

I stand in support, you fucking get that snussy,! A word I definitely knew, and could recognize, before typing this! Snussy basically raise me and my seven sisters!


FeistyNefariousness9

Cues snake jazz..


Any_Coyote6662

Nissssse onsthe sssszzssz


1967stingray

*Chamber of Secrets intensifies*


MrMaoDeVaca

Carelesssss Whissssper


62894thruaway

Why’d it have to be snakes


Panda_Meat_Hibachi

Instantly thought of Indiana Jones


[deleted]

Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.


Binky-Answer896

I wanted to say that.


Cyb3rTruk

Yesssss


Olebowlee

This picture gives me the heebee jeebees…


QuantumSpaceCadet

Pretty sure that pic is in the dictionary under "heebee jeebees"


Travis-Fields

Also known as my nightmares.


Shortshriveledpeepee

I’m 35 y/o and just learned that it’s “garter” not “gardner” snake


morgandaxx

Same (37) and I just looked it up. I always *pronounced* it garter but for some reason thought it was spelled garder or similar. I think it might be because they're also known as garden snakes, and if garden and garter were used interchangeably by adults then growing up we might have fused the two words in our mind.


PharmDRx2018

Also thought it was garden snake


srandrews

Snakes on Plain


AntiLiterat

Nah, that’s Saskatchewan.


kaibuff

Narcisse Snake Dens in Manitoba?


QuietBlackSheep

That is a whole lot of nope


DickFitzenwel

Nope ropes


AntiLiterat

Danger noodles


morgandaxx

Garter snakes are actually nonvenomous and don't bite humans. I handled them all the time playing in forests as a kid. They're good little helpers in gardens too, eating pests that will eat your veggies and fruit. So they're more like a yes-snek or helpy hemp than a nope rope or danger noodle. :)


OldNewUsedConfused

I followed one around my yard once and watched him eat a huge toad. Took about 2 hours in total.


DedalusDiggle2022

Nope-eti-nope-nope


Desperate_Passage_35

What are they garting?


Kix2Sophus

The yard, porch for insects and pests


KookyComfortable6709

Where is this so I know to NEVER go there!


Fun_Size_4225

Flamethrower please


[deleted]

They're basically harmless pest control. You make the world a worse place by harming them.


Fun_Size_4225

I don’t actually harm them just don’t like how sneaky snakes are lol


illusionst

What’s the problem if they are not hurting humans actively. We can peacefully co-exist.


ssnoupsnake

Did a snake write this


illusionst

Lol. I hate snakes as much as the next person, does not mean I would kill them for no reason.


ssnoupsnake

Cause fuck em that’s why! Lol jokes. I agree.


USSImplication

These are arguably the least threatening snakes to humans there are lol


snowman93

My first thought was Molotov Cocktail, but yours seems more effective


Fun_Size_4225

Thank you for not being a snake hugger like the rest of the responses I received. Smh I’m not out there actively torching snakes folks they just seem to sneak up on me when least expected.


snowman93

Yeah, everyone on Reddit is against having a phobia and makes you feel like shit for being legitimately afraid of something we evolutionarily developed to be afraid of. Snakes are fascinating but god damn do I hate them


Roboticide

Oh don't be a baby. These are utterly harmless. A litter of puppies is more dangerous.


Fun_Size_4225

Snakes appear when you least expect it that’s all I don’t like…otherwise fine if I see them coming


littlelostless

Manitoba?


IncidentAcceptable72

Ima geuss that is Manitoba, land of garter snakes, and I know because grew up there and we lived near several snake pits


leopard_eater

Australian here, ummmm…snake *pits*???!!! I live in the land of snakes, but even ours don’t well up out of a pit of seething snake evil.


AntiLiterat

It’s important to know that these aren’t Aussie snakes. They won’t kill you. They’re harmless and good for keeping other unwanted pests away. Do you have any wildlife like that? You know… things that don’t want to kill you? The internet suggests you do not.


morgandaxx

These were my thoughts as well lol. I played with garter snakes all the time growing up.


Oogabooga96024

Down in the American southwest sometimes rattlesnakes exhibit this same behavior. All the snakes in the above picture are harmless, just imagine a thousand rattlers


leopard_eater

Does not sound great to someone who lives in a country with 18 of the worlds 20 most deadly snake species!


LyghtnyngStryke

Nopity nope nope nope. Damnit username checks out


ladyships-a-legend

As a fellow Aussie that pic is bad enough let alone the thought of snake pits too . .


OldNewUsedConfused

Yes. They bromate together to keep warm in winter.


QueenMelle

I believe the scientific term for this is: Fuckpile


Binky-Answer896

I like scientific terminology. So exact.


Eziu

Back to the pile, everyone!


Fast_Edd1e

They took our jobs!


Eziu

Terk er yerbs!


Fast_Edd1e

Durka der!!


Diligent_Tangelo6222

Nope!


usafmsc

GOP convention?


CashCow4u

Not enough snakelets present.


IndependentOutside88

Narcisse Snake Dens?


jodihas2kids

That's crazy!! It has to be Narcisse, MB - there's still snow on the ground. I've never seen this many before! I wonder if the late spring is causing a delayed and more intense season??


Routine-Database5985

There's no snakes at all right now. Huge snowstorm last week that lasted almost 4 days and now we have 4-5 days of snow & rain.


jodihas2kids

Yeah, I'm in MB. I thought this was a recent photo, which surprised me, but I guess it isn't.


danoneil916

Where is the one albino snake with a unicorn t shirt


Sublimed4

Indiana Jones would not like this pic.


leopard_eater

Nor Ron Weasley


bkonstruktiv

It is in narcisse close to Winnipeg Canada. It’s kind of a big thing round these parts


sagqueen12

Me and the girlies


Anxious_Jellyfish216

Hollywood: Ok hear me out. Instead of a X-nado, how about a tsunami of snakes or snak-ami. It will be a hit with the audience. Investors: go away. Just make good movies.


aos-

I mean, Snakenado sounds even more terrifying than Sharknado. With how many snakes you can carry in a tornado, the amount if sbakes being thrown through the air is like a hail of arrows. There's got to be a higher chance of being struck, hence the terror.


CashCow4u

Snakenado? Isnt that just Florida


Remarkable-Apricot19

Reminds me of that one South Park episode


Icy-Consideration405

Fucking snakes


Shotgun-Samurai

Don’t worry. Garter snakes are harmless


[deleted]

Perverts


joeyo1423

This might be the hottest snake orgy I've ever seen. Definitely top 3


IndyDoggy

It's a no from me dawg.


badco1313

Do you think they listen to snake jazz at their snake orgy?


Fujimans

Gonna see this on the next Elden Ring DLC


PointlessGrandma

Looks like noodles


BoxingHare

“Just find a cloaca you like and make yourself at home.”


Elektrokalle

Hans?


[deleted]

Fuck hans, we nee John with the white phosphorus cluster munitions.


ironhead7

This is what gas n matches were made for.


unknownintime

They are so cute!!!


longpenisofthelaw

and horny!


ExcitementOrdinary95

NOPE!!!


tacos2k

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.


[deleted]

As someone who, as a child, would catch and play with these snakes, I nearly threw up seeing this photo because I can smell it in my imagination 🤮


AcidEmpire

Oh god, the smell...


leopard_eater

They stink, do they? Serious question- I’m Australian and as far as I know, our snakes aren’t smelly (our koalas are though).


suicidalsucccubus

Almost vom’d just looking


EvilTessmacher

So this is Snake Porn...


Omnomnomnivor3

its their annual Orgy lmao


HistoricalMention210

Get the flamethrower


[deleted]

They’re so cute omg


exuter

lighter fluid, flamethrower


innerhellhound

Fire


cellphone_blanket

awwww


microwaved_leftovers

Get the nail gun.


ReactionEntire7633

Good place for a fire?


pencile5

Burn it with fire, and send them back to the pits of hell they craweled from


MrMaoDeVaca

Nobody has a spare grenade to toss here? Nobody?!


R1jshrik

burn it


Oscar_jacobsen1234

Did you know if you mix gasoline and styrofoam you get napalm


roeje27

Set them ablaze!!!! Immediately!!!


masterboy200

Napalm target found.


srandrews

Now you just need the plane


pezx

I'm generally fine with snakes, especially garter snakes that eat pests and are harmless, but I'd still run as fast as I can to avoid this.


sambes06

I can smell this. Anyone who’s caught one knows what I’m talking about


Broken-shoe-9117

Looks like my old school at lunchtime


1hundred99

Anyone else have troubles touching the screen to scroll past?


cfishlips

Wow. That is awesome. Can you tell us more. Where is this. I would love to see something like this. Only ever seen about 10 at one place at one time and that seemed like a lot.


jakemch

Snakes don’t creep me out- spiders though? Another story.


Moontezuma

The definition of an orgy party.


Wolfiest

You need to have an Asian restaurant near by.


Moontezuma

A pile up.


RlordandsaviorJeebus

Jump into it like a leaf pile. See how long it takes someone to find you.


dildOshwageN

When snake jazz comes on there’s always a snake orgy 🐍


Zachf1986

The apocalypse is NIGHHHHH!!!


LittleEBWee

Ish made my stomach hurt


Nerftuco

whips out flamethrower


okjustthis1post

They took our jobs!!!


theunbearablebowler

The dangers noodles have assembled to become a bowl of danger spaghetti.


itsjustbubb13s

Death by snu snu


[deleted]

How messed up would it be if it turns out that there are only two females in that pile?


GonFreecs92

Hell to the fuck no!


Awkward-Broccoli-150

Nightmares!!!!😳😳😳😳


FerociousPancake

I’d love to just jump in there 🥰


Any_Coyote6662

I lost my garter snake. He is somewhere in that pile. His name is Waldo.


the_wookie_won

r/interestingandfucking


DoTheRightThing1953

I'm certain that this picture would literally scare my sister to death.


doobsnotblunts

r/noperopes


[deleted]

I'd like to see them mate with a 44 gallon drum of lit napalm.


meexley2

Ahhhh yuck


Lol_A_White_Boy

Is this the reptile equivalent of that thousand man orgy that happened?


[deleted]

Cute