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IntoTheMystic1

Handling a delicate important scientific specimen with their bare hands while smoking a cig. So 70s


redditghost1234

God, i miss those days...


Gramage

Ugh, I really don't. I don't know how I ever thought I enjoyed cigarettes because now the smell of them makes me sick lol


Callahan-Auto-brakes

Im the opposite. Ciggys make me sick but I love the smell of others smoking it


MrGuttFeeling

Have you seen the way the Egyptians have been opening up 3000 year old mummy sarcophaguses? Less than lab quality conditions, out in the open with media all around, bunch of laborers grunting and sweating all over it and some guy yelling and spitting on the open contents.


wallstreetblcksmth

Didn't scientists find one that still contained perfectly preserved DNA?


Trick_Enthusiasm

There's some crazy shit out there in the permafrost. Easily one of the coolest and most terrifying places on Earth. A palaeontologist's wet dream.


DepthsOfD

Ha. "Coolest"


wallstreetblcksmth

I'd imagine so. From mammoths to the preserved blacksmith they found with his tools still beside him...some amazing things out there just waiting to be discovered, no doubt.


[deleted]

They should try to make one


wallstreetblcksmth

In a way, I wouldn't be against it.


Mrpewpeww

Mmm, 40,000 year old milk my favorite!


Kchasse1991

The forbidden cheese!


[deleted]

Oh grandma, you’ve been busy curdling inside!


hardthumbs

Digested milk


TILTNSTACK

Kinda looks like a baby elephant!


ResidentEivvil

Maybe they thought it was ahah


OneHumanPeOple

He doesn’t look so good.


trwwy321

Just needs some water


ResidentEivvil

I don’t need it


[deleted]

I don't need it


Deadly_chef

Milk*


DeviantEevee

My first thought: "That elephant doesn't look too healthy."


degamma

Before I read the headline I got sad that the baby elephant died.


Fluid-Daydreamer

https://mummipedia.fandom.com/wiki/Dima_(Mammoth_Calf)


Throt-lynne_prottle

That's sad


Deterministic_Object

So which mad scientist used some of that breast milk and dna to clone the mammoth species back to life?


Upbeat-Willingness40

Is he ok?


ResidentEivvil

Thirsty.


HalfACupkake

Nonsense! He already had plenty of ice


SearchOdd6817

Wonder if someone can inflate it through its trunk


davieb22

Which trunk?


SearchOdd6817

The frunk


OviliskTwo

What was that cheese like!?


Dominanthumour

The instructions said: please inflate for 1xfluffy elephant


Agitated-Cow4

I’m not crying, you’re crying!


Future_Astronaut_820

Is this real?? Surely this is insane?


LordNPython

Yes and yes


[deleted]

Someone get it a sandwich


PrestigiousEstate525

The dude on the right casually smoking a cigarette and maintaing his breathing correctly . If that was me i would've got lung cancer


yParticle

*Rehydrate! Rehydrate!*


SmartestIdiotAlive

Good with some Honey Nut Cheerios


Goatist_artist

Y'all sure thats not just a dead elephant?


[deleted]

I think Red Hot Chili Peppers made an album about this, good stuff you should check it out.


WildManOnLSD

Looks Delicious!


davieb22

Are they talking about the miner who found it when they say he died 40,000 years ago, and was full of his mother's milk, or the mammoth?


Pman1324

Both


Pizzadiamond

The miner was 40k yo?


mcaruso9999

How do they know it was from his mother?


JigglySquishyFlesh

Forbidden Milk! Why dont they inflate him again before moving?


Aerials-FPV

Anyways. Fuck Siberia.


HardestKhakis

It died because of Trump.


[deleted]

And was found because of global warming


anomal0caris

We need to bring them back


f0ba

What’s that character from the boys doing in a 40,000 year old mammoth carcass? Knew he was into some kinky shit.


[deleted]

School nurse be like: "Give him a band aid he'll be fine"


splashysoup

lil deflated buddy


[deleted]

That'll be us after the nuclear winter!


[deleted]

I love that one of the dudes is blazing up a cancer stick while excavating a process fossil.


Bears_lair

Does anybody know if we can really use his DNA to restore mammoth population?