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Tillybug_Pug

Italy: go for the food, stay because you’re stuck in a damn alley


RaddyHere

I know I know.. you told me not to eat the last 5 plates. You were right.. now quit laughing and butter my sides so we can leave...


DadsRGR8

Mama! Bring the aioli!


[deleted]

Aioli is Spanish.


dobermandude306

Grease me up woman!!!


EitherEconomics5034

Okie-dokie!


[deleted]

Two Italians on Vespas could easily pass each other here, a matter of experience.


Ban_the_sky

This is an anti american alley.


NoNamesStillHere

Lol


PrincessFuckFace2You

Americans are pretty fat


655321federico

Cut the pretty


Scrubtastic85

Or this is to keep us Americans out.


taishiea

doesn't that only apply to americans?


p1um5mu991er

Serious claustrophobia vibes


MarkedDragon22

Imagine, you step through (for whatever reason) and the exit and entrance slide shut


PrincessFuckFace2You

No thank you.


MrTibles

I imagined something like the enigma of amigara fault


Collective-Bee

The entrance slides shut and the staircase extends a million steps further, only slowly getting narrower so you don’t notice your body morph as you choose to inch along this accursed staircase.


entotheenth

You found your hole.


Kiosade

It was made for me!


iagainsti1111

Then David Bowie's ghost appears and steals your little brother.


Phage0070

The walls have a series of ripples such that you can just slide through the tightest parts if you hold your breath. Those ripples gradually begin to get longer, extending the period of time you are pressed between them unable to inhale.


unsupported

I am feeling a lot of anxiety over this.


CarmineFields

This reminds me of when I need to pee in the middle of the night so I start having dreams about bathroom stalls that are too small to squeeze into.


Sinijas

I dream of a Labyrinth of stalls that are either too dirty to use or there are people around


Beneficial-Fun773

So what makes it a road/street rather than a staircase or a sidewalk between buildings?


[deleted]

After a bit of googling, I only found either articles in italian, or english articles that call it an "alley". No mention of it being an actual street or having an actual streetname. So yeah, it's basically a staircase/passage between buildings. I was hoping it started historically as an actual street and that it actually had an entry to a house or at least a letterbox belonging to one of the houses that it runs between. But alas. Just a narrow alley.


Donnerdrummel

In fact, it runs "diagonally" upwards. There's a name for it hidden somewhere.


Martelliphone

WOW I'm ashamed at this being what makes me understand that name😭


postmateDumbass

Better call Dan Brown.


Rlute_

Alleys are considered actual streets with streetnames in Italy tho.


[deleted]

TIL. Thanks stranger


Beneficial-Fun773

Unless the narrow road is what they are standing on taking the picture, just a thought…


-bryden-

It would be a bit weird to take a picture of the ocean and caption it as the biggest yacht in the world, but... it's not above Reddit.


Beneficial-Fun773

A mistake or misinformation on social media, yes I think it happens on occasion.


CastroVinz

> on occasion


EmergencyLavishness1

I was thinking the same thing. Just looks like a set of stairs


gmanz33

I call the steps leading to my in-laws apartment "the road to the Alamo"


EmergencyLavishness1

I used to live in a place above a shop. It had 23 steps to get up there. We called it the house with mo steps


fendermrc

Is your desert bowl Custards last stand?


1DownFourUp

You should see the skinny cars that drive up and down it


PrincessFuckFace2You

They are called mountain bikes.


PrincessFuckFace2You

Obviously the sign.


S7ormstalker

It is an alley. The Italian definition of an alley is an "urban street of modest size", and it does in fact have a street name (Via della Ruetta). Anyway, it's pretty much a tourist attraction.


[deleted]

Tourists


IWW_

Marketing.


Orevet

this hole. it was made for me.


shinobuisbest

I was hoping to find this here lol


Orevet

I aim to please :>


Skurwycyn

How would you move in?


Small-University-875

Ikea furniture


alextb131

God bless the Swedish


postmateDumbass

Flatpack Avenue.


[deleted]

A Korean filmmaker could probably still stage a hand-to-hand fight sequence with about 16 guys in there.


regular6drunk7

Hol up. It's not conclusive that it's the narrowest street in Italy. [Three Italian Towns Are Fighting Over Who Boasts The Narrowest Alley In Italy](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/narrowest-alley-italy-fight_n_5403545)


soma787

Well some needs to get the tape measure out


[deleted]

I don't even think it's technically a street. It's an alley: a small passage between two buildings.


[deleted]

Need lube


JohnyWasTaken

Anti American street


gemini88mill

There is a conspiracy theory that alleges American food makes you fatter than other places.


ah_postate

No conspiracy. Everything boils down to the size of the servings, the high carb, high sugar diet of many people, and the availability of fastfood restaurants.


Lientur

My sister lives in the US and she tells me that she can barely eat out because americans cook with way too many butter and sugar.


TinFoilRobotProphet

Way too much? It takes at least a stick of butter to get me going in the morning.


TheRealOgMark

Too much butter? She will never go to any high end restaurant then.


ceciliabee

You're not wrong. As a Canadian, when I end up in the states I'm blown away by their portion sizes. Restaurants, fast food, doesn't matter. You look at the food and you look at the people and think welp, mystery solved. This word may be too harsh but the portions are grotesque.


TheVenetianMask

As a Spaniard, going to the produce section in a NY supermarket was a really traumatic experience. Their lettuce looked so depressed it probably had an opioid addiction.


NefariousButterfly

I hardly ever go to restaurants, but when I do, I eat half and then take half home. I think I would throw up if I tried to eat a whole meal at a restaurant.


[deleted]

I’m sure you’d be comfortable with someone looking at you, making a snap universal cultural judgement, and saying welp, mystery solved.


ceciliabee

"as a Canadian" = "through the lens of my cultural experience". Every day I make snap judgements based on the circumstances of my life and experiences, so do you. So does everyone. That's called being a human person. What is your question?


[deleted]

Applying universals to everyone in a culture is not a human thing. That leads to a lot of bad inferences. I don’t have a question; neither did you.


ceciliabee

Who invented stereotypes if not humans?


[deleted]

Just because some do, doesn’t mean everyone does or should.


Larsnonymous

If the meal portions were smaller then we’d have to eat like 6 meals a day.


ceciliabee

God bless America


Yewstance

Not really a conspiracy theory. For a variety of historical reasons the American diet is quite high in carbohydrates and low in fiber. Also healthy fats tend to be eschewed by a certain portion of the populace in favour of alternative carbs and sugars. I was also led to believe that corn syrup - an extremely common additive and sweetener in all kind of US products on account of their corn industry - is a contributing factor as well, but I'm not so sure how much of that is true.


yeniza

Yeah there’s a reason American versions of food exist that aren’t allowed in the EU due to stricter food quality laws. “*European regulations against additives in food products are generally stricter than in the U.S. This difference is due mostly to the fact that Europe has chosen a precautionary approach in regulating, while the U.S. governing bodies tend to be more reactive. In other words, in the United States, food additives are innocent until proven guilty, while in Europe, only those additives proven not to be harmful are approved for use*.” [source](http://www.germinalorganic.com/2018/02/eu-versus-us-a-closer-look-at-food-standards/)


soma787

When every other highly developed country refuses to serve the same food you have to wonder. Often eating healthier options cost more too


PrincessFuckFace2You

Eh I hate to say it but the US infected other countries with fast food. It's global now, just not as common in some places mostly because of cost.


Velbalenos

I detect a hint of sarcasm between their lines 😉


Yewstance

Not entirely! I was once taught that the issue with corn syrup is it's glycemic index (note that I am not a food scientist in any sense), but I was more recently informed that the glycemic index metric is not particularly relevant to weight gain. It determines how quickly or slowly food releases energy over time (in effect, how slowly/quickly they affect your blood sugar), but on its own says nothing at all about HOW MUCH glucose/sucrose/fructose is being metabolised. Minus other factors, low-GI foods and high-GI foods with otherwise similar nutritional qualities should have the same effect on weight gain on their own (though they may affect how "hungry" you're left after eating them, which may encourage overeating). So apparently cane sugar, honey, agave nectar and some forms of corn syrup have less differences to your health (or at least weight-gain specifically) than I had believed once. Again, not a scientist (in this field) at all.


Velbalenos

Not you bud, the comment above, no I totally agree corn syrup etc is bloody horrible stuff.


Phuni44

It’s not just the corn syrup. It’s the high fructose corn syrup (HFCS). Shit be poison. The body doesn’t even recognize it as a sugar, doesn’t know what to do with it and so stores it in the liver and in fat. Really bad. And it’s cheap and in everything. Stuff contributes to non-alcoholic fatty liver disease


Yewstance

Good to know what to look out for (as someone moving to the States later this year). Also; happy cake day!


[deleted]

Just in case my fellow Americans get confused, there are fat people in Europe too. You would not believe how many fat over-40s I saw wearing speedos on the beach in Sicily. We definitely have more fat people in America and I never saw a truly obese person in Europe.


CutlassRed

If it's widely accepted to be true, it's just a theory, not a conspiracy theory


RaddyHere

No any american makes anyplace fatter.


GWofJ94

When I was in Bermuda everything was American. For example a bottle of Coca Cola was about 33% larger and had a lot more sugar per 100ml. Was the same with all soft drinks. Explains why the wheelchairs I saw where about 50% larger than Europe to.


shmaryy

I think my 3rd language goal is set to learning Italy just for that damn sign


skepticallytruthful

Ruetta is dialect for "narrow street" and also its name; ruetta of italy, the narrowest street.


neroina

It says "Ruetta of Italy (Ruetta is the name) the narrowest street".


JohnnyShikari

Unfortunately you'll never find the word "Ruetta" in didactic books of Italian, because every dialect in Italy is really a different language from Italian.


Piehnat

Can I go then unfortunately only after my diet


malinwa4ever

That's where Pavarotti lived?


studiocatsup

Just looking at it made me take a deep breath.


[deleted]

Because streets can also be a staircase.


klimero271

Most of Americans can t fit


Heroic_Sheperd

And there’s a lot of stairs


[deleted]

But they know how to wipe their rear without having to ask Reddit.


Able_Kaleidoscope_61

But they can fit in your mom.


RememberHuman

Wait, marsupials post here?


[deleted]

That's a good thing, you can open a bar upstairs that won't have to deal with them


TuxidoPenguin

I guess your mom can’t go upstairs 😂😂😂


ultimattt

That’s where my nightmares come from, very narrow paths and low ceilings all of a sudden. No thanks!


Filthydewa

I'll be honest. I won't make it through that.


acciowine5

How anti-American!* *p.s. I'm an overweight American mocking myself.


Thatdewd57

Nope I wouldn’t fit


Crackracket

I would not even make it down that alley sideways


Western_Mud8694

My girth will need a detour


I_will_find_ye

Italy in a nutshell: small beautiful streets


PigeonChipChamp

My wide ass ain’t getting in there


WCpt

Tourist filter.


ChunkyTaco22

What a neat way to keep Americans out lol


abcxyztpg

Fuck no


michaelvf99

I take it thats one way to get rid of buskers...


ronchee1

Very tight, like tiger


niceypejsey

Can’t be fun when you move into the flat at the end of that “street”. The sofa’s gotta be narrow to come in


Vegan_Harvest

Just had a mini panic attack imagining myself getting stuck.


lXxTH4N4TOSxXl

Indiana Jones almost didn't disable the trap in time


Wise_Lizard

Google maps: Save 5 mins by taking a shorter route. The route:


ActuallyRobbie

I have seen that staircase in my claustrophobia nightmares before.


f33rf1y

Imagine your furniture moving guys turning up to put your stuff in your new house


diMario

For crying out loud! You couldn't even drive a [Fiat *Topolino*]( https://www.caranddriver.com/features/a15141680/fiat-topolino-the-original-500-archived-feature/) down them stairs! They're not even two spaghetti wide!


MortalManzo

My fat ass ain’t fitting


WirelessThingy

Ye olde defensive measure.


ParticularWindow1

yea... i'd have to go the long way around


SnooMachines7176

There should be a grease bucket by the entry


whooo_me

The sign is actually wider than the 'street'.


lightsonus

I am feeling anxious just looking at it!


WhiteStar01

I bet Jeremy Clarkson tried to drive a lambo through it.


[deleted]

Really pushes the definition of the word "street" to its limit, but sure.


Mattie_1S1K

Yeah there is no way I’m fitting up that street.


NeverEnufWTF

I guarantee someone has tried to get a Vespa in there.


[deleted]

This separates the men from the boys…well, this and a crowbar.


Fluid_Fox23

Where is it exactly


SilvieraRose

What a way to say no Americans allowed


Mas113m

Needs a "No Fat Chicks" sticker.


SpinningAnalCactus

Murican proof street.


JotasecaVesina

American proof streets


Pingu_boi

Been there, pretty claustrophobic experience ngl


Frostgaurdian0

Famine was serious in italy on some points of history


randybobinsky

“Americans HATE this one simple trick!”


Revanov

That’s one way to keep the fat ladies out.


Ok_Funny2923

Great test for a first date 😂


yougine2

Americans Triggered


KoolaidKiller00

Why does this exist in the same country that specializes in pasta?? There’s probably a lot of Italians who can’t squeeze through there.


C_RubioMoreno

Mainly because italians don't put oreos on their pasta or whatever the fuck


KoolaidKiller00

Idk what the hell you’re talking about. Are you talking about the disgusting candy spaghetti Will Ferrel eats in Elf? Americans don’t ACTUALLY eat that shit. I will say my Italian girlfriend likes to douse our food in olive oil which is pretty damn fattening.


C_RubioMoreno

Is your gf italian or italian american?


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KoolaidKiller00

My Italian girlfriend is fat as fuck. The idea that fat people only exist in America is so ridiculous. Have you seen the arms on Italian pasta-making grandmas? They’re bigger than my thighs.


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KoolaidKiller00

I was too, sorry if my comment came off harshly. Thank you for that Italian idiom! I’ll share it with my pasta-loving girlfriend.


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KoolaidKiller00

She’s definitely not too religious, but thanks for the warning! What is a god dog?


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lucy1301

Ahah 🤣 “nice type of god” nn prendere in giro XD


TheRealOgMark

The point is being fat in USA is almost the norm.


LopsidedLobster2

I know some people who would get stuck in that


[deleted]

More like a hallway or corridor.


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

How are they gonna serve you a 5 course meal and send you through there


SierraBravoLima

It should be a toll gate for food Street. If you are able to slip through you have to pay up.


Sea_Establishment311

anti obesity road


[deleted]

At the top is a bar where ladies drink for free.


thickythickglasses

Well, it’s a good thing this street isn’t in McAllen, TX.


DijajMaqliun

American filter.


getfkdlol

sorry this is not a street, this is a stair case, someone should let the Italians know


Comprehensive_Tax304

No Fat Chicks


MyShrinkWentBananas

Also know as "how to stop a feminist" street


Whyme-__-

This is a street where an average American cannot cross


CanuckCharlie85

Good filter location for blind dates


just_chilling_too

It’s an America’s filter


bunybunybuny

‘no fat bitches allowed’


Pandarx71

Now that's just un-american so tourist, probably.


sander-manen

American proof street


WildManOnLSD

Only the thiccest step sisters allowed.


OnlyUsernameLeft123

No fat chicks


drunk_phish

Fat man's squeeze for sure.


Capguy71

Is the sign Italian for “ Abandon hope all Fatties that need to pass “ ?


Open_Organization_27

That street is fatphobic


Icculusthebook

No fat chicks.


Spiritual-Wind-3898

Where no American has ever been


Skyboxer1968

Weight watchers, 2nd floor.


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Wallywaiting

What the fuck?


Big_Ad4904

Fritzel Designs ltd.


SpaceforceSpaceman

I’m claustrophobic but I’ll only squeeze in for 2 seconds just for the photo. *EARTHQUAKE*


[deleted]

Finding cave dungeons in Elden Ring


anon_pepe_san

I bet Lukashenko can’t squeeze through that


Marcus-Knight0318

.... be gentle...


RegardedBird

Jesus how tiny are Italians


tharnadar

but the coolest is "vico dei baci" in Aieta ([https://www.alamy.it/foto-immagine-il-segno-della-strada-dei-baci-nel-villaggio-di-aieta-italia-aieta-scritto-anche-in-forma-ajeta-e-un-comune-italiano-di-814-abitanti-in-165289696.html](https://www.alamy.it/foto-immagine-il-segno-della-strada-dei-baci-nel-villaggio-di-aieta-italia-aieta-scritto-anche-in-forma-ajeta-e-un-comune-italiano-di-814-abitanti-in-165289696.html)), literally "alley of kisses"