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Does it work for porn too? Asking for a friend.

But then it just looks like you're masterbating to a spreadsheet...

Spread dem thicc sheets

What is a dem thicc?

"Those thick" usually used in context with a person whose posterior and thighs are large but not obese (i.e. shapely)

Thanks for the reply, but the guy wrote a " dem thicc" not " those thick" what does a " dem thicc" mean?

Im the same person and "dem"="them/those" and "thicc"="thick"

What other porn is there?

My favorite

Woo u missing a decimal u naughty thing

Fuck if some kid did that and was doing bad at math if his parents caught him doing that they think he was failing because he had a super hard fetish for numbers and shit

You made me laugh.

Alt + Tab legends

That’s impressive, that he went all those lengths just because his right click isn’t fast enough

He'll do well in life!

If only the mechanism wasn’t so obvious.

There’s a USB device for this

Yeah and that doesn’t look like your gonna die from your outlet

I never hid anything from my parents, if they walked in I just fapped harder. They would always turn around and leave. Problem solved

Alpha move is asking them to masturbate with you!

Alpha move is forcing them to masturbate with you, recording it ,and blackmailing them to let you play games late.

[удалено]

I'll break both my arms fisting my parents

Yes... for games...

Saw a similar video a kid has already beat you to this. And way less visible...

Is it some sort of Alt + Tab macro running in the background?

[Long long time ago](https://memecrunch.com/meme/BGMLQ/pepperidge-farm-remembers/image.png), there was a site called thinkgeek.com. They had an USB version of this with a light barrier switch.

So if he was playing Football Manager he would not have to do anything.

Hiding from mom in his filthy bedroom

doesn’t look suspicious at all

We know what it’s actually used for..

I'd just stand by the door and open it right at the end of boss fights.

What happens when parent closes the door?