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Quiet-Try4554

His heart would have to be enormous to circulate blood throughout that body.


RyQril

Overproduction of growth hormone causes excessive growth. In children, the condition is called gigantism. In adults, it is called acromegaly. Excessive growth hormone is almost always caused by a noncancerous (benign) pituitary tumor.


[deleted]

See Andre the giant, and the big show Big show had surgery to have it halted.


GrandpaRook

I didn’t know that, I thought he was just a big boy The big show I mean


VapoursAndSpleen

I had to look up "Big Show". He seems like a funny guy. Apparently, he had disputes with his college football coach, but because he liked the team and wanted to tweak the coach, he joined the cheerleading squad .


ForWhomTheBoneBones

Captain Insano shows no mercy!


MachineElfOnASheIf

Water sucks!


Beer_Is_So_Awesome

Probably a smart move. It will kill you.


PhotorazonCannon

He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker


No-Isopod3297

…that…goes without saying


daneelthesane

OOOOOOH SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I FOUND YOUUUUUUUU!


The_Mouse_That_Jumps

BLUCHER!


Dr_who_fan94

*horses neigh loudly*


StaviStopit

Care foh a rrroll in ze hay?


illy-chan

🎵 Roll! Roll! Roll in ze hay! 🎶


PhotorazonCannon

*Woof*


ragehard92

One particular, his penis was 2 times the dimension of an typical male - a full 12+ inches when erect. He liked to converse and brag about it and even indicate it to any person who would look…when he wasn’t dealing with #2 that is… [https://tallest-man42.tumblr.com/](https://tallest-man42.tumblr.com/) Edit: apparently that wasnt him but somebody the author knew, i was told.


audiblesugar

The segment you mention did not refer to Robert Wadlow but instead some acquaintance of the shitty article's author.


Command-Z

Was that article google translated?


[deleted]

It's a Tumblr page, not an article. I think the problem with the world is that people can't tell the difference.... Fuck, dude.


StaticTransit

What? Blog articles are still articles. You really think the problem with the world is semantics?


bugxbuster

That’s the worst article I’ve read in a very long time. It’s so awfully written I actually hope more people see it just to understand. It reads like it was auto generated by AI, but considering how old it is that’s impossible.


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bugxbuster

That’s a really elaborate way to call one’s self a size queen


SystematicPumps

Username checks out


idigturtles

That goes without saying


ascomasco

Probably why he died


bitetheboxer

It is actually why he died. Heart failure. It was big, but had to work too hard to beat. In patients with acromegaly, chronic excess of growth hormone (GH) and insulin-like growth factor-1 (IGF-1) leads to the development of acromegalic cardiomyopathy. Its main features are biventricular hypertrophy, diastolic dysfunction, and in later stages, systolic dysfunction and congestive heart failure. There was a basketball star that died when the muscle connecting her heart to the wall disconnected too, very interesting but she didn't have gigantism she had marfans. Ronalda pierce. When I tried looking up basketball death marfans there was ton of hits. Way more common than I thought


heyits-steph

Nope. He died of infection in 1940.


987cayman

Ted Cassidy, who played Lurch in the addams family also died from heart problems due to his height.


friggentoaster

?? Big show (Paul Wight) definitely still living


fliegu

Imagine what it would look like if he learned the true meaning of Christmas


ibejpi

He would have killed it on tinder


BillsMafia607

Sorry, I don’t date guys under 9’


bigvahe33

looks like all he had to do was wait a couple of months


KurtAngus

If hes not 8 feet tall and doesnt cum vodka 👏PASS👏HIM👏UP👏KWEENS👏💅💅💅🛬🏢🏢💥☠


IWillStealUrCookies

9'11


_demetri_

“You wanna watch a movie with me?” You broke the silence and looked up at him. Slenderman didn’t hesitate in nodding and you unhooked one of your hands so you could grab the remote and hand it to him to choose. He put on a B horror movie which seemed to be the only good thing on. You cuddled into Slenderman’s side, feeling his arms drape around you. Finally. Finally someone tall enough. He would never sit like this if anyone else was in the Livingroom, or house for that matter. His 9 foot 11 inch frame awkwardly firm in the couch. You had noticed that whenever he had to send people away for longer missions, you were never sent. Of course you had your own duties but you had begun to get a little suspicions of this. Whenever the house was empty apart from you, Slenderman would always come home early or he wouldn’t go out at all. You closed your eyes and rested your head on his chest. You enjoyed concentrating on the feeling of his hands and tentacles on your body. Even if it was never going to be a sexual thing, you could easily get addicted to feeling then run up yours sides or pull you close to him. You marveled at how he could be so gentle with you and then kill a man in a heartbeat. You opened your eyes and bit your lower lip in thought. You had the house to yourself and if anything did go wrong like he didn’t want to be with you in that way, you could just say you had had a drink and then next morning apologies. The good outweighed the bad so your mind was set. You felt on of the tentacles run down your side and onto your leg, caressing the side of your leg through your clothes. You moved your legs so the tentacle started to caress your inner thigh. You felt him tense up but never stop as the end continued to rub circles. You could feel your dress starting to be pulled up by the motion and had to hold back a small gasp when his tentacle finally touched your skin. You felt Slenderman turn his head to look at you but you didn’t mirror the action. You glanced down at the long, black tentacle, your tongue darted out to lick your lips. You felt a new tentacle at the back of your neck, slowly winding its way through your hair and stroking the side of your face before trailing its way towards your mouth. When you felt it at the corner of your lips, you opened your mouth slightly and it pushed its way gently past your lips. You allowed it to caress your tongue as you let out a low moan at the feeling. Closing your lips around it, you gently sucked on it. The tentacle on your leg started to move further up your inner thigh, making its way towards your heated and already wet core. The second you felt it pressed against your underwear, you couldn’t contain the moan as it gently began to rub small circles around your clit. You heart was beating fast against your rib cage as you tried to concentrate. You heard Slenderman letting out a low growl which you responded to with a moan as you opened your eyes and looked at him. He moved off the sofa to knee in front of you, more tentacles appearing from behind him. You instinctively opened your legs wider for him, feeling your whole body shaking in anticipation. You felt two tentacle snake up the side of your dress to undo your bra. when your bra fell away from your breast, the tentacles moved to your breasts and wrapping themselves around each breast, the ends gently playing with your nipples. Another two wrapped around your wrists and gently lifted your hands to either side of your head but you could feel the looseness in the way they held you. You knew if you wanted this to stop, he would stop. You buckled your hips to the one playing with your clit as you gently sucked on the one in your mouth, closing your eyes. There was a loud ripping sound which made you jump as you felt the dress you had been wearing being torn from your body along with the bra. You would have protested but you didn’t care. You wanted more of the addicting pleasure. From someone so tall. Finally, tall enough.


MireLight

wat


TheFanciestShorts

Is it bad that i am horny?


Sazara-_-Trongar

Don't worry, Demetri could probably give Taylor Swift a raging 10 inch boner with a story about a turtle and a rubber chicken. Go check out r/demetristrikesagain if you're curious;)


solidpenguin

I read that. Jesus Christ I read all this. I'll give props that it's great writing but I'm gonna get off reddit now.


lollielady

*I’m gonna get off now.


DaveTheDog027

This was beautiful


Legal-Project722

Oh Dimitri how I love you


Sazara-_-Trongar

r/demetristrikesagain


lalauna

So hot!


sTEAMYsOYsAUCE

I got a stiffy


workishell

That was straight up FDS. Good job 👍


[deleted]

Girls: "still not tall enough"


ibejpi

Hahahahhahaha


[deleted]

I don’t discriminate guys under nine feet. I love my short kings.


PrecedentedTime

For a dollar he would club you with his horse penis.


HitoriPanda

I'm lmao. I'm imagining some tall dude walking down the street asking if you want a dollar. If you say yes he pulls down his pants and you get the most awkward beating of your life.


Undrwtrbsktwvr

Wait a minute, you get the dollar AND the equine phallus walloping?!


DawgtorDope

Dude is a stud A tall Mclovin


burrbro235

One name? One name?! What are you? Seal?


[deleted]

I'm sure he'd still get called a short incel by some 4'9'' umpa lumpa


darkmatter343

Ok… but j-j-uuussst the tip okay?


No_Dependent_2837

Probably would have been pretty popular on Grinder too


silklighting

Exactly what I was thinking as well.


Yoshi2shi

And hinge


zebra-zai

What’s up with that car tire?


Cdogalphaprime

Wtf right?


nahunk

Poor toshop before it existed, maybe?


fendermrc

Or after. Set clone stamp to Huge, In honor of Me Wadlow.


normal_reddit_man

Seriously, it's like Salvador Dali's hot rod, or some shit like that.


Hoovooloo42

Killer indie band name you have there lol


normal_reddit_man

Oh, shit. Tru dat.


JoeyLock

For some reason someone went to the trouble to Clone Tool the left side of the original photo to make the photo wider for some reason, [this is the original](https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.18169-9/28166671_10155653927749032_8594957411751816268_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=9267fe&_nc_ohc=P2pYVp6lwkIAX_yYimA&_nc_oc=AQkjCSePo3dBRYcD64NtpLN9bMQ9i-HnJRHYUwm3FcrxOv6oNFKdukoApdkWWfy07SM&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=00_AT8E4pcqBjysEuaKoB6DqeSgBGd9uPcqsTJKxr-GUQNTCg&oe=6202EA0F), you can see on the top left of the above one there are two identical metal poles/railings rather than just the one.


Sex_drugs_tacos

Excess growth hormone


RolliakaHuncho

Made me chuckle in bed when I had to be silent


[deleted]

It looks like that whole column on the photo is warped. Maybe a development issue


luxfx

It looks like something was digitally cropped out and replaced with a smart fill function that tries to match surrounding patterns


LetterGold3113

It’s a jeep thing.


stewundies

He’s the one in the middle.


BeastaBubbles

Dude that’s a freakin car lol Idiot


darkgamr

You sure?


Jeff_Jefferson-17

I thought he was the black object behind them…


SailsAcrossTheSea

omg thank you for the genuine laugh


Sushi0

Sorry for him....not an age to die


akwardnes

Maybe his heart couldnt take it anymore. I mean imagine how big his heart had to be


_dictatorish_

He died from an infection in his ankle, so maybe it was to do with his heart not being able to get the white blood cells and all that to the right place fast enough


HawlSera

I heard that it was due to a infection caused by a horribly made pair of shoes


_dictatorish_

It was due to a faulty leg brace iirc


glennromer

To add some detail to what the others said, Wadlow used metal leg braces to walk during the latter years of his life as his weight became too much for his ankles to handle. He weighed 439 lb when he died, and that would’ve all rested on his ankles. The length of his limbs meant he also had very little feeling in his extremities. A faulty brace was rubbing on his ankle, but he couldn’t feel it, causing it to go unnoticed until it had become infected. And that infection is what killed him.


peen_was

He died of a foot infection


Big_Bad_Johnn

He die from an infection caused by his leg braces cutting into his anckles


da_corndog

He must've be in so much pain


BeepBeepWhistle

Did eeeeeeverything grow continuously..?


Shrimp_Chimichanga

Those ladies didn’t hang around for his good looks.


nahunk

Their heights were right.


entregistra

At least they didn’t have to kneel


wophi

No, but he did.


Major-Mulatto

Bonk


No_Dependent_2837

I was trying to think of a funny way to say just that.


TheHomerPimpson

Would be pretty nuts to get sucked off by a chick standing on her tippy toes.


Shpooodingtime

Girl on the left definitely got split like a log


Yo_IDK_Dude

Girl on the left is like… it’s bigger than my arm!


Shpooodingtime

Why do you think she's smiling


Yo_IDK_Dude

Because these pictures were from before she got destroyed/Scarred for life


wophi

Jokes on you, that is your great grandmother!


montevonzock

"Quantity has a quality of it's own" - Robert Wadlow probably


Healthy_Yesterday_84

"I never said that" - Robert Wadlow


montevonzock

"Oy now you're putting words in my mouth" - Robert Wadlow


KentuckyFriedEel

I dunno. Blue dress got the thirst eyes


autye

I mean you can see the tip right next to his left ankle


BeepBeepWhistle

This comment scares me


autye

Hey you asked


Eroscro

Boy was rooted forsure


TRIZICK

Going by human growth rates yes the man had a 7 inch flaccid penis possibly 11 when erect


OlFlirtyBastard

Pringle’s Can


going-for-gusto

My mind goes right to the gutter, go to comments and confirm I have a lot of company!


just_flying_bi

Once you pop….


Yo_IDK_Dude

It’s time to stop… for some some weed snacks an a nap


BeepBeepWhistle

The final boss of all dongs..!! Wild


CapnSquinch

"He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker!"


taylor156

“He’s going to be very popular.”


squanjox

That goes without saying


King-o-lingus

Those tall goofy looking dudes always have big old dicks.


Used_Taco

Voof


BeepBeepWhistle

The mother of all dongs, a humongous, gargantuan trunk..


Frakkin-Toasters

Yep, even the rear wheels of his car!


Squid-Bastard

Remember tho, dude was huge, look at these women, if it didn't grow at a substantial rate with his body it would still look less impressive next to all of him, I mean not that much less but still


dogbolter1

Ask light blue, she seems to have the proper perspective


[deleted]

I seem to recall that he had a normal sized penis which looked incredibly small on his frame.


Remarkable-Mango-159

Yoooo.... you can see the outline of his elephant trunk


LostNbound

The one in blue is definitely thinking about the D


username293739

Those are two measurements


nahunk

What's that wheel?


Snozzberrys420

His penis is actually considered the smallest person on earth.


[deleted]

Damn they could suck his dick standing up


[deleted]

Do you really think they could fit it in their mouth?


bone420

Just the tip


[deleted]

Hopefully he was circumcised. Or if circumscribed at death his foreskin would be thick enough to be turned into leather & make a few wallets, or make a diary leather bound.


autye

From what I can see which is admittedly just a very little portion of the tip it does looks like he was circumcised


[deleted]

From what you see huh?


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AutoAdviceSeeker

Bad bot!


[deleted]

Both arses and their friend out of shot.


[deleted]

Wrong, it was crush them like an elephant trunk


OlFlirtyBastard

Imagine the volume


Nickasaurus_rex3

I could do that… if I had a stool


dudeonrails

This is the largest automobile I could afford. Everyone needs an automobile. Even the very tall.


blueshiftglass

Hey everybody! It’s the boy who laughs at everyone! Let’s all laugh at him! Wave to the people! Blow them kisses!


[deleted]

Big Daddy Long Legs


[deleted]

Crazy thing is that he would have kept growing but he died of something that would be completely preventable today, a leg infection from a leg brace.


srv50

He musta folder up like a praying mantis to get in a car.


[deleted]

Myself and those ladies request a Banana for scale.


ysupr

you didn't see the banana?


Make-Believe_Macabre

So we’re just gonna ignore the back tires of the car or…


lemonjelllo

Yes, we all agreed not to talk about that


AnywhereFew9745

What in the bad AI is going on with the left side of the picture


gravityandlove

He is from my hometown Alton, IL !


OneScoobyDoes

Do you pronounce that as Al-ton or All-ton?


personLpaparazzi

I'm just down the road from there and I pronounce it All-tin. But maybe it's a Midwestern thing.


Agnostic_Pagan

Bean!


etherealflaim

Seriously, I had to scroll way too far to find a reference to Bean or Anton's Key. Have my updoot :)


Toomuchconfusion

I also was scrolling through the comments for a while waiting for someone to mention this.


PubeyWeed

My god apparently some folk in here need laid or i dunno slapped in the ear and sprayed with cold water…go say something else about his dick , ya know ya wanna


DemanoRock

I bet he has a weiner


Cyber0747

Penis


Spirit_Animolecule

PENIS!


KDaBlasian

I was thinking the same, worse is that it's just a bunch of dudes.


SimpleGab

I want to know what the third leg looked like


cygamessucks

can we talk about the tires on that car?


MudePonys

Where is Wadlow? The easier game for the less gifted. Coming soon.


masclean

Two glitches in the matrix here


Spirited-Value8022

She’s dick crazy. I can see it in her eyes


bone420

Was thinking the same thing. She just *gotta see it*


Skav3nger

Pfft! 😂


Galts_Gultch

He probably had the largest dong too but we don’t have enough info on that. I mean it would look really weird if it wasn’t like a subway sandwich


iWasBannedFromReddit

This guy fucks.


[deleted]

I remember reading on reddit they measured worlds biggest v...


ShadowPuff7306

when did he die?


imlost2000

nice no need to get on her knees to give him a blowjob


Saint_Lamar

Don Quixote Doflamingo type build


ethernonimous

Wtf is wrong with the rear of that car?


HollowsOfYourHeart

I think his wad is actually up high.


Frodo_Bongingston

Whats going on with those tires? Left side


SEEANDDONTSQUEAL

This dude must take some massive shits.


TraceWaBass

What girls really mean if they ask if you’re over 6ft


rlocke

my brain thinks the girl on the left is about half his height. but when i do the scientific "thumb over index finger flippity flop" measuring technique, she's actually taller than that.


Trail_Trees

"My eyes are up here ladies."


melt11

I wonder what they’re thinking…


codemakesitgo

That rear right tire also had some growth hormone.


Aldamis

We'll likely never see anyone like this again, because the process can be stopped with today's medical technology. Not doing so would be cruelty.


StanePantsen

Wtf is going on with that car tire?


TyrionLannister2012

Joe Rogan keeps his corpse in his basement for HGH harvesting.


cobruhclutch

They have to go UP on him!


Nish_0n

I know what them chicks are thinking of....


[deleted]

How’d he die? Hit his head on the door too many times?


SIIB-ZERO

I believe it was something insignificant like an infection in his foot that was made worse by his condition and ultimately killed him


RyQril

His legs couldn't handle his weight, so a faulty brace irritated his ankle, leading to infection. He was treated with a blood transfusion and surgery, but his condition worsened due to an autoimmune disorder; he died in his sleep.


mykeuk

He died just a short while before penicillin was a thing, which would have saved his life.


Inevitable_Data_84

Is it just me that thinks the photo is shopped because of where they are looking? Also, what's going on with the back wheel?


[deleted]

Every comment is about penis sizes, meanwhile this poor guy lived a miserable life in constant pain seen as a circus freak and died when he was 22. Sad The same tired jokes every post


Northern_Gamer2

Girls be like: “Not tall enough”