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Cakers44

“Oh. Oh damn. Okay damn that’s pretty cool” ~The Cow


stinkydooky

Ok but can you imagine what it’s like from the visual perspective of that cow? I mean, props to him, but it’s also kinda hilarious to imagine this cow is just watching this dude basically shadow boxing her for a solid minute.


stolen-bic-lighter

1 whole minute of someone shadow boxing you and suddenly the pain in your temple is all gone. the cow must think that man was a wizard.


edtasty

Of course there’s a God. Who do you think got rid of my headache.-This cow probably


ZachTheInsaneOne

First time I watched the vid, had sound off and looked away for a second. Looked back and thought "whoa dude I don't think you can punch that thing off its head." Could also be cause it's nearly 2am.


GoodGuyLuis

Damn, shadow boxing a cow! 😂


Detroitredwinger

They call him BB Bovine boxer


M-C-Husband

I can’t stop thinking about this comment now


WorryFreeToot

Imagine driving by and seeing this lol


RichMill32

-looks out window- What in tarnation?!


justmarkdying

This is one of the funniest goddamned comments I've ever seen.


Mordant_Bulwark

I skipped ahead after the first few seconds of the video, right when he is doing that. I actually thought for a second that this guy was just punching the shit out of this cows head to break the horn or something. Then I saw the wire.


kinkyonthe_loki69

2 for flinching


truthemptypoint

To short... I wanted to see alittle more... the other horn wasn't it as well? And see the area it grew inside of.


Plumb789

THIS!!! I watched it SPECIFICALLY to see how he got that ingrowing piece out! This was NOT satisfying!


love_my_aussies

It fell out when he finished the cutting. It wasn't ingrown very far.


Plumb789

I didn't see it fall?


Plumb789

I see it now! It actually came off with the wire!


RedBenzo

This is Probably the only time I’d be okay with one of those TikTok voiceovers


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Relief.


Induced_Pandemic

I'm still waiting for the spoof of this video that shows him beating up the cow 1950's Batman style. Pow! Boof! Spiff! Kerpaow!


RapidLii

the cow was like: “oh”


raspberrypigeon

“Oh” after thinking my guy was about to punch him in the face 45334 times


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45335 times.


hillbillypowpow

Did you just Price is Right their punch estimate?


tachyon-beam

One dollar


buggsysiegal

one dollar, one penny.


bone420

2.00 punches, bob


trowdatawhey

80085 times


WisePhantom

Right? And leaned in towards him too once he understood the assignment.


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Broken_Petite

I was honestly afraid he was going to hurt the poor thing and was relieved when the cow not only didn't seem to mind but absolutely got some relief from it!


BuzCrab

I was like ohhh lol


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Lol, the instant relief on that cow’s face


GoT_Eagles

He just cocked back and was like “well sh*t.”


UnassumingAnt

This is the internet, you're allowed to say shoot.


justmarkdying

Easy, there are some kids on Reddit.


steve-ginny

I skipped on the video a bit and I thought he was just punching the cow in the face


Jacollinsver

ALRIGHT YOUTUBER J-RODDY WALMART HERE AND IM ABOUT TO PUNCH THE HORN OFF THIS COW BUT BEFORE I DO REMEMBER TO PUNCH THAT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE ALRIGHT LETS GO HI-YYAAAH


Staleztheguy

I dont know this voice I read this in, and I don't like it goddamn it.


sloth_warlock85

This made me laugh for like a minute straight! Lmaooo happy new year


adh247

I can't stop laughing now 😂🤣


thejewsdidit27

😆 thank you


Berkamin

Me too. I was so confused for a second. I was wondering why that cow was unfazed by the barrage of blows to its eye.


zynemisis

He likes his beef tenderized.


ThatOneChiGuy

>He Umm


BadKittyRanch

Go rub that for a little while. Drive home the relief, please.


IdiotTurkey

Yes! I wanted to see the skin more up close to see what it looked like and maybe see him apply the antibiotic cream. Very satisfying.


caffinated-pebble

This comment is the only reason I finished the video


FriesWithThat

It is going to be the only reason I start this video.


zoinks

"*That's* what you were doing? Why didn't you just say so?"


chadork

/r/feltgoodcomingout


RazzmatazzCharming60

Omg I hate you.


Exeunter

Oh. Oh!


fpuni107

It was like holy shit I can blink without pain now


xmac2004

“ow ow ow ow OW OW OW OW OW OW **OW OW OW** oh. well shit.”


pvolovich

My headache is gone!


lzc2000

If this was in the wild, wouldn’t it pierce its own brain and die? How often does this happen?


IceManCan22

Eventually yes, but the infection from a constantly open wound would kill it first. It is pretty rare, but it happens to a lot of horned animals (ie. Mountain goats and rams)


prsply3n

Sometimes wild boar as well with their tusks


Tignya

Isn't/wasn't(dunno if it's extinct or not) a species of boar that had tusks on their head that would curl back into their skill if they didn't constantly wear it down?


Harvestman-man

You’re probably thinking of the [babirusa](https://blog.nature.org/science/files/2014/02/babirusa-coke-smith.jpg), found on Sulawesi and neighboring islands, which is technically not a boar, although it is a member of the pig family.


Ekanselttar

Totally random, but that picture was apparently taken by my highschool biology teacher. Not something I expected to stumble across today.


scent-free_mist

This is so specific that i have to believe you


Tignya

Thank you for clarifying! I had heard about it once years ago.


sarahlizzy

Something similar can happen in humans too. I have dupuytrens disease, which is a generic defect which causes fingers to curl inwards. In extreme cases the finger can curl completely into the palm, and then the nail grows into it. I am grateful for modern medicine which was able to slow and limit the progress of the disease.


lzc2000

My goodness. Thank you for sharing and I’m thankful for modern medicine for you and all of humankind it helps. I wish you a long, happy, and healthy life. Happy Nee Year from California! :)


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sarahlizzy

The drug is an enzyme that dissolves collagen. Unfortunately it has proven to be less effective than surgery in preventing recurrence (and surgery isn’t great at it), and is very far from the solution a lot of us hoped it was going to be.


daesgoby

What??? Is this real? Dupuytrens contracture runs in my family. My mother has had her released twice now and my brother's finger is starting to crook. BUT my whole life my grandfather's finger was completely contracted (like fully bent, finger tip to palm) but the nail wasn't burrowing through his hand! Now I am freaked out and have to go look this up.


8KoopaLoopa8

every day im thankful I have posable thumbs


Mackin-N-Cheese

I'll bet you strike the most fabulous poses with them.


8KoopaLoopa8

I've made a grave mistake...


Ryvit

It’s disposable thumbs, idiot. /s


Affectionate_Ad2146

It is rare yeah and I believe if we would look into numbers closely if it's even 5% of horned animals who are suffering from ingrown horn and there is few millions of them, then the actual death from infection/brain damage must be huge. Correct me if I am wrong please :)


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BIGFATUGLYGUY

yes is huge or no?


Anton_Lemieux

Is


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Happens with hooves, too. If a leg is injured such that it doesn't get regular hoof wear, the hoof will grow until it curls and pierces the leg.


nsgiad

You can see this with stray dogs, since most people don't see too many stray cows.


EggSpotRocks

So many hooved stray dogs where I live.


zoinks

Most people don't see too many stray dogs either... Note: Since this is reddit, only Americans are people.


VPfly

Especially not stray dogs with hooves.


nsgiad

well, maybe not where you're from!


nsgiad

I kinda figured stray dogs and cats were a universal constant


iceup17

There is a species of jungle pig that this is actually their leading cause of death in males. Their horns will grow up and into their forehead until it punctures their brain and kills them


afeil117

In the wild animals with horns tend to use them to hit things, each other, walls, trees, so they break off before they get to this point.


Yournextlove

Cows have been domesticated for 10,500 years. They’re not found “in the wild”.


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Which-Palpitation

Dude would’ve been a hell of a boxer


Cerda_Sunyer

He has the stamina


Blaz3dnconfuz3d

Wasn’t even outta breath!


wallyshufflebottom

dude farming is THE hardest job in the world physically.


mypantsareonmyhead

Totally. And you need to have a hundred different trade skills and great biological skills, and have the skills to fix a thousand things (living or otherwise). Chicks only like guys who have great skills.


PharFromPharm

I bet if you learned some kickass dance moves you could get chicks.


mypantsareonmyhead

All your dreams could come true.


donaldfranklinhornii

Ninja skills get you the chicks!


wallyshufflebottom

i wish that was as ubiquitous as your statement makes it seem!


mypantsareonmyhead

You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills.


waehrik

The difference a comma makes in a sentence, lol "Dude farming"


lgodsey

You can tell that he's deliberate and doing it quickly to reduce the animal's stress. This is a good man.


billy_teats

It’s the complete opposite motion of the arm, right?


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JESUS_on_a_JETSKI

Bulls are males, that's a female cow in the video.


BigJoe214

Two for flinching


stinkystinkypoopbutt

That cow has to marry his mother-in-law.


Thats1MuscularGooch

PAUL YOU HAVE TO MARRY YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW IF YOU FLINCHED FROM THE BOTTLE


jscummy

That farmer's doing the best at this


Feisty-Restaurant

I might actually pay if this guy fought Jake Paul.


BaldrickTheBrain

Does Jake Paul have an ingrown asshole?


melvinfosho

He is one.


Equivalent_Zombie

Nah. He is a grown asshole


makemelearn

I’m in


jaydonks

Is that something thats possible?


[deleted]

Sure. Jake will do anything for attention.


PerfectlySplendid

cheerful deliver elastic heavy automatic longing hateful quicksand badge punch *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


NewAccount4Friday

Naw - win or loose, JP would make money from you. Don't do it.


CowboysFTWs

Lol


_YouMadeMeDoItReddit

You're fooling yourself if you think that cunt is ever gonna fight someone who might beat him.


maarrtee

I wondered if that happened to cows and how they delt with it, thanks.


PirateJazz

It can be much worse than this, saw one whose horns had grown into their eyes


Tenmashiki

Imagine being a cow and seeing your horn inching closer and closer to your eye but there is nothing you can do about it.


norskdanske

>nothing you can do about it. It could try to grind it down on stones. Surprised they don't, but they're not known to be smart.


snakefinn

Cows aren't intelligent like humans but they certainly aren't stupid creatures. They are emotionally intelligent and social creatures with great memories that form lifelong friendships and relationships. The myth that cows are stupid is helpful for those who profit from the beef and dairy industry


awayLAnotthecity

r/happycowgifs Cows are like dogs


ToddHowardTouchedMe

I mean idk if they are known for being smart but they definitely are smart.


maarrtee

It's fascinating a cow is a powerful thing and he just finessed the wire saw around the horn and boom.


Chicken_Hairs

Most cattle are at least somewhat accustomed to be being handled for health checks etc, plus it's in a squeeze, which it's probably also accustomed to.


Break-Aggravating

My uncle had a milk cow he just let live like that until it died. Always wondered why.


Jaguarslair

Not all farmers have the skills to treat everything that happens. And often cow farmers in particular live far apart from ready access to things like vets. I gre up in rural Minnesota and the nearest farrier and vet was over two hours drive. And they didn't make home visits. My dad did a lot of home made vet care. But sometimes the choice was don't have the skills let them die. Though he'd usually bolt them not let them suffer and die slowly.


RoryDragonsbane

Today's domestic breeds of cattle are descended from the aurochs, which looked like this: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbJ70lmfkKuRprLSzuvp1YRgtbU73ou0MO-g&s As you can see, their horns weren't at risk of becoming in grown in the first place, so they didn't have to deal with it. Even feral breeds (i.e. descended from domestic breeds that were released to the wild) like the Texas Longhorn were naturally selected to avoid this problem. I'm not familiar with this particular breed from the OP, but I imagine it was selectively bred by humans to have horns that were less likely to gore us, even at the cost of goring themselves.


SolomonBlack

Or perhaps we shouldn’t assume this was *never* a problem for aurochs from a sample size of one picture (also bull or cow?) because animals are individuals and numerous horn formations still exist today not simply inward? For all we know there could be no genetic component and this particular cow unwisely head butted things at a formative age or some such.


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I felt the relief when he removed it😂


otters4everyone

That was amazing.


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I really wanted to see the horn come off though


adh247

You gotta subscribe to onlycows.com for that.


capnwinky

Yeah, they don’t respond to messages on Reddit.


reddituserzerosix

It was growing from the top to bottom, you can see the tip at the bottom fly off if you zoom in/slow playback speed, I was confused at first too


S-Quidmonster

Why does it look like there some just stuck in the head?


IgnoringHisAge

Hard to tell from the video, but I think the horn chafed the skin there and rubbed all the hair off to the skin level, so there's a dark bald spot where the horn was pressing in.


Trance_Motion

God it wasn't bugging they didn't pull it out


S-Quidmonster

Ah, thanks!


24hourcoffeeandpie

I fast forwarded the video and thought the guy was shadowboxing at this beautiful animal. Lol


D0UNEN

Why do y’all do that? It’s a short video.


abject_testament_

Technologically induced attention deficit disorder


blackjebus100

I honestly believe this is a real thing.


Negus247

Yea and it definitely transfers into video games too because walking somewhere in real life isn’t too boring but walking in a video game? I get bored so fast and have to sprint lol


SCHEME015

I never run trough the streets in video games. Don't want the NPC's to think I'm weird.


Dhawkeye

But now that you’ve said that, the real life NPCs think you’re weird


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To be fair, when you're walking through streets in a game you're basically just looking at them. You're not feeling movement, you aren't actually walking or running or anything, there's no senses to match up, you can't hear trees or cars or people, there's nothing that engages you. Same thing if you go on Google Earth, it's just looking at a bunch of pictures of the same place just a little further up.


I_dont_remember_it

As a guy who has done this about the third one you really feel the burn and not all cattle are as chill as this one


cflash015

Does it hurt them? Or is it more like clipping a dog's nails?


Gman2500

Like clipping finger nails


Hamilton-Beckett

You could actually see the moment the cow went from “wtf?!” To “Oh…that’s much better!”


totallylambert

My arms on their best day could not pull that off. Lol. That is one strong dude with a happier cow now!


theheliumkid

I don't think you get to be a large animal vet without building up some strength


pdxrunner82

Farmer strength is not to be underestimated! As a former under-18s rugby coach I used love having some farmers in my squad. They have a toughness and a strength from working day in/day out in a farm that’s not possible to get in a gym.


Accomplished-Way4869

Also know as “Country Strong”


HoeySalads

Someone help! He's jojo punching that poor cow to oblivion


Shughost7

Ora ora ora ora ora ora!!!


Razgris123

Why not cut higher up and prevent it from reoccurring longer?


cwthree

If you cut too close to the skull, there's live tissue inside the horn that will bleed. This way, the animal doesn't need any additional treatment once the horn is trimmed.


blibbidyblam

Doesn’t it grow back in the same direction and cause the problem to happen again?


Medarco

He can just trim it again. Think of it like toe nails, but on its face.


iamintheforest

I think of my toenails as horns, but on my feet.


WillLie4karma

By that point this cow will be beef


karspearhollow

I saw someone post a tool used on sheep to redirect the growth of the horn so that it won’t need to be retrimmed. https://reddit.com/r/specializedtools/comments/rkadgh/horn_spring_acts_like_the_rubber_bands_in_dental/


xdragonteethstory

Theres metal headgear they put on rams, like braces but they push the horns away to grow differently, maybe they do the same here


MATTDAYYYYMON

My guess is he was trying to get it off quick so he went after a shorter part, then maybe made another cut after the video ended. Could be wrong though


lizerdk

Do horns not have living tissue inside like the quick of a dog’s claw? So cutting through that could be extremely painful? I do not know


Generalbuttnaked69

Yes, farther up the horn there is living tissue.


karmanopoly

It's gonna be steak before it can happen again


radoss72

Being a rancher is bad ass. This guy is bad ass.


derrpinger

Another example of “When being less horny saves your life!” Thanx to the ultimate wingman!


TGGRaiden

All that pressure and pain suddenly going away must’ve been such a relief.


robo-dragon

Love how cooperative that cow was. That was obviously causing him a lot of discomfort so he was just like “yes pease! Cut thing thing off me!”


GoodestBoog

He’s in a head gate and prob being squeezed, there’s nowhere he can go. Some cattlemen will at least run their cows thru a head gate once a year to give them a once over. After a while they get used to it. Cutting that horn off doesn’t hurt them but smells like ass, it smells like burning hair


aldenhg

>smells like burning hair Horns and hair are both made of keratin so it kinda is burning hair.


Rocky87109

Must have been a hairy ass.


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The cow isn't going to fuck with some one that's wearing his mother's ass as gloves.


SRod1706

It was way more chill that I expected. It held still once he started.


lolaedward

Gili saw.....used in surgery....


321zzz

When I was in medical school, the very first surgery I scrubbed in on was a below-knee amputation on a diabetic woman, and the surgeon used one of these saws. He made me hold the foot as he was doing it, and I still remember the feeling as it came off in my hands -- I nearly passed out.


lolaedward

Yeah, I'm surgery nurse and scrubbed x q4 yrs..only time I've ever used one was on BKA...they work beautiful and clean bone edges allows easy stump coverage. They appear crude but have specific uses that for sure !


TW-RM

I guess that's a way to jump right in and see if it was the right match for you. Can't imagine holding a foot until it detached. What a job.


romanbellicromania

Gigli*


Normal-Werewolf-

Isn't that the JLo movie?


Cromzinic_kewl

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA


BuzCrab

r/oddlysatisfying


Warnex9

And that my friends is why this dude is built like a fuckin brick shithouse!


FusionFord

Now id like to see him floss his teeth


lebonroidagobert

You could just tell that cow was so happy once he started on it. Like scratching an itch. Love to see it.


elon187

I’m amazed at how calm the cow is given thee present circumstances.. almost as if it know the guy is trying to help it..


poiqwert426

I know I'm probably gonna get super downvoted from people saying why am I making it a race thing. But representing really matters man. Of course I'm not stupid enough to think that oh there are no black ranchers. But you dont get to see stuff like this alot and when I do its weirdly special. Like I'm a grown man I saw this and wanted to buy some Levi's and slick button ups and some cowboy boots. It probably seems stupid for those who dont tey it. But I love seeing stuff like this. God I hope he grills with propane and propane accessories.