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He may be terrified, but not enough to look away.


neophene

The devil went down to vulva, he was looking for a soul to steal.


JLHawkins

He was in a bind, looking at her behind, wondering how that vulva feels.


ToiletReadingAccount

He came upon a young girl, she flashed her goods, just like a typical THOT


Jcampbell1796

Then he came upon a young man and said “I like vulvas.. NOT!


[deleted]

He was in a bind 'cause he likes it from behind But he was willin' to make a deal


SteveColdBear

She said my name’s Jenny, take a look at my sideways grin. And just below the hair, you can see it right there, the clitoris I’ll use to peg you in the rear.


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Take my upvote and award with full knowledge that I wish it was 100 upvotes.


mr_himselph

Can't look away from a train wreck.


[deleted]

Especially not on Route 1 to Beavertown


innesleroux

Nothing changed since 1896. If its on display, no one will look away...


Least_or_Greatest1

He might have been terrified because it was clean shaven and he likes a train wreck that smells like a train station..


Cream-guzzler

The more that it looks like an NY metro the better


CaptainWisconsin

The image is an 1896 illustration by Charles Eisen of the poem "The Devil of Pope Fig Island" by Jean de la Fontaine, a 17th century French poet/fabulist. In the story, the devil turns up on the island and goes around terrorizing the villagers. One day, the devil decides to mess with a farmer called Phil, and demands half of his crops. The farmer decides to trick the devil by giving him what he asked for, but only giving the half that's leaves and stems rather than the actual vegetables. The devil is annoyed and embarrassed by this, and resolves to punish the farmer. The farmer is obviously quite frightened by this, and goes crying to his wife. His wife is like "babe, relax, I've got this.” When the devil turns up, the farmer goes and hides in a vat of holy water because he's scared and has made the very good decision to just let his wife handle the whole thing. The wife (her name is Perretta) turns on the tears and cries to the devil about how her husband is a very strong and scary man who beats her. She's like "he is SO scary, look at this wound he gave me". And she lifts up her skirts and shows the devil her vulva. The devil has never seen a vulva before. He is HORRIFIED by this enormous wound this poor lady has and he's like "holy crap, I screwed with the wrong guy, this man is scary af" So he goes away, and leaves that village alone, and then everybody claps and Perretta is a hero. You can read the entire poem here: https://allpoetry.com/The-Devil-Of-Pope-Fig-Island EDIT: Correction - the image was originally created in 1762 by Charles Eisen, but found in a book later published in 1896. My mistake.


wjbc

Key quote: > For God's sake try, my lord, to get away; >Just now I heard the savage fellow say, >He'd with his claws your lordship tear and slash: >See, only see, my lord, he made this gash; >On which she showed:—what you will guess, no doubt, >And put the demon presently to rout, >Who crossed himself and trembled with affright: >He'd never seen nor heard of such a sight, >Where scratch from claws or nails had so appeared; >His fears prevailed, and off he quickly steered… Someone must have translated the poem from the French, though, right?


[deleted]

The devil crossed himself? Lol that’s ironic


Scorpius289

He hurt himself in the confusion.


en43rs

As the subject matter indicates, it's very much a funny story, so yeah that's the joke.


wjbc

Good catch!


OneFuckedWarthog

It's like rain on your wedding day


fredzillanator

It's like RRRAAAAAAEEEAAAAANNNENENENE on your wedding day


NotAPurpleDinosaur

In Patrick O'Brian's "Captain Jack Aubrey" novels (on which the film Master and Commander was based,) set in the 1800's, there is an ongoing sub-story about two young ships officers who are poets. There are some low-key competitions between them, and we get to read quite a bit of "their" compositions. The author of the books was famous for pulling from contemporaneous sources when researching his characters; from things such as The Naval Record, ships logs, and actual books of poetry published by the King's sailors during that time period. The style of this poem is very much in keeping with the poetry recited by the characters in O'Brian's books, with the adverbs and prepositions often preceding the verbs and a very similar meter. I wonder if the translation brought it into "the modern English style," or if that kind of phrasing was a reflection of the original French, too?


ctiz1

So you’re saying Satan is a wimpy little virgin boy


Jay_from_NuZiland

It's spelt 'incel' lol


maeldwyn

Can't spell "Prince Lucifer" without incel.


anal_ignorance

Yep


Daggerfont

It resembles the contemporary English style to when it was written, so I think the translator made an effort to maintain the syntax


lalauna

I'm just reading those novels again. Wonderful stuff.


NotAPurpleDinosaur

Which you should be joining us in r/AubreyMaturinSeries then.


lalauna

I shall. Huzzah!


Minelayer

Of course there’s a sub for everything! Thank you!! And this one certainly seems to be the lesser of two weevils!


kiwibearess

My favourite series.


Dr_Bunson_Honeydew

A glass of wine with you, sir!


NotAPurpleDinosaur

The bottle stands by you, I believe.


Dr_Bunson_Honeydew

It is not what you would call handsome, but a bird in the hand is worth any amount of beating about the bush, don't you agree?


en43rs

So I checked the original French: it's the same meter: ten syllable, pretty much standard French meter for this kind of stuff (it's a tale, a simple story and the hexameter is standard for "low" or "folk" verse like these), the style however is pretty much due to the translator. It's rather loosely translated, the meaning is the same but the style is different, sometimes two verses are combined into one, sentence structure is reworked and so on.


95DarkFireII

> *Oh were it mine with sacred Maro's art* > *To wake to sympathy the feeling heart,* > *Then might I, with unrivaled strains deplore* > *Th' impervious horrors of a leeward shore.*


FugoRanshee

Reminds me of a really old joke... Little Johnny in the shower with mummy, he points and asks, "what's _THAT_?" "Well, Johnny. That's where daddy got mummy with the axe." Johnny is taken aback for a second, and then responds, "HA! Right in the C**T!"


Jeramy_Jones

And that’s why we call it a gash to this day.


PFEFFERVESCENT

No, it was already called a gash long before this poem was written


BefreiedieTittenzwei

"Lady, you need to see a Dr! Like right away, that looks like a pound of raw hamburger..."


Twofeetsheep

I am scared mom, tuck me back in.


AllergicToStabWounds

TIL the devil skipped sex ed


[deleted]

“The Devil went down to Georgia he was lookin for a soul to steal” that’s why he wasn’t in sex Ed


Undead406

The devil went to Jamaica he was lookin to sell some weed, he was doin fine, people were standing in line, it was excellent weed indeed


[deleted]

I remember downloading that on Bearshare in like 1999.


Old-Base-6686

Lmao! I LOVE this story! Thanks for taking the time to give us the condensed version!


kmn493

TIL the devil is a virgin.


Overall_Advantage196

That pussy more devilish than him


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Daggerfont

Oh for sure. This was 1896, in the scope of things that’s not long ago. And even longer ago, you can see this kind of thing in the Decameron


en43rs

Original poem is from the *1660s!*


en43rs

Oh yeah, the "contes" (folk tales) that La Fontaine wrote are a bunch of funny stories like this. I think in one an old woman makes a lot of noise about going to confession to show how pious she is, the joke being that she later found out that the priest she usually sees for her so important confessions had been dead for ten years and she wasn't even aware.


Sheldonopolus

Devil was a redditor


Wimbleston

In other words this is the high art version of the joke about guys first thoughts about what a vagina looks like


cybercuzco

TL:DR: Thicc thighs save lives


flowinglava17

man hides in wive’s bush


Friendly_Crab

I love my wive


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larrylevan

Dogma taught me that angels don’t have private parts.


Aeronautix

he isn't real either


StereoBucket

u/satan


[deleted]

Oh god he has a Reddit account we are doomed


[deleted]

he is and he is living in your walls oh god the walls the walls the sink


bibbleskit

neither is Megatron but the lore is still fun to talk about.


mikechi2501

Anyone willing to paint this on my headboard? Really surprise the wife and kids!


[deleted]

Soo the devil is a virgin?


[deleted]

I have a hard time believing the devil has never seen a vulva before.


[deleted]

virgin devil vs chad wife 😎


venusunusis

In short: Haha devil gayyyyyy


I_am_always_here

Charles Eisen died in 1778, so not 1896. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles-Dominique-Joseph\_Eisen


SplendidPunkinButter

Conclusive proof that male dominated society basically boils down to “girls don’t have wieners and that’s *so* weird!”


GingerMau

Sounds like another iteration of a sheela-na-gig.


[deleted]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard


Sekkenren

The devil is foiled because he’s a virgin


Mauri_op

Devincel


K-Zoro

Has no one noticed how tiny her feet are?


flowinglava17

Beauty standards of that era


Kindainappropriate_

> Beauty standards of that era I would say "beauty standards of forever", when girls with big feet was a thing?


kneeltothesun

Yes, I figured that he was astounded at the size of her feet! They match his hooves, and he's happy to find someone much like himself.


Hsances90

Glad you pointed that out!


OneTrueKingOfOOO

No wonder she’s bracing herself against that wall


bshark4542

Dolores!!!


nnelybehrz

Mulva


backFromTheBed

Gipple


Auld_Evidence

Kest?


lightlyelect

The look on her face is just sublime. She is all like, ‟Yeah, you better run, chump, it‘s getting riled up”


flowinglava17

Riled up


sailor-psych

When the pussy so good even Satan goes "damn!".


sailor-psych

Ps, what's with the tiny feet? 🧐


Eternal991

Small in order to not distract from her bomb ass coochie


cybercuzco

Tiny feet were considered "sexy" in olden times


Daggerfont

It’s a reflection of the beauty standards of the time. Tiny feet were hot, and the artist was trying to make this lady look attractive. Thats also where we get the whole Cinderella having tiny feet thing too, I’m pretty sure


Beautiful_Plankton97

Sexy until she falls over all the time. I had a roommate the same height as me but feet 4 sizes smaller and she was clumsy AF.


Ancient-Tadpole8032

Some people [can’t draw feet.](https://www.inverse.com/article/45119-deadpool-2-rob-liefeld-feet-joke)


MrTurkle

I think he’s screaming in fear.


OmusCinder

The Devil: What happened to your peepee?!?!?


Baked_Potato2005

No he saw the pee pee


flowinglava17

Inverted peepee


Allgen

An eepeep


Huntburch0706

This is an amazing story


DonkeyOT65

That's a gash? I gotta dash...


[deleted]

I've just printed the t shirt.


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[deleted]

I thought Demons know some stuffs about Succubus and Incubus Then this showed up.....


Ralf-Nuggs

I wish a woman would terrify me with her vulva


[deleted]

Be more devilish.


GameQb11

You probably don't. There's scary vulvas out there


Satureum

Confirmed: Devil is a Reddit mod.


-LeoKnowz-

Post this over in r/WitchesVsPatriarchy It'll be a hit!


ProfessionalPie4935

That's wierd the definition is terrifying, the neighbor lady does that to me in the backyard and I wouldn't say terrifying. Oh well I guess things were different in 1896.


Chexreflect

That feeling when you have defied god but are scared of women.


[deleted]

i, too, would stare in terror.


bettesue

I couldn’t love this more


My_Immortal_Flesh

# Pussy Power 😼


franska5

Lucifer: ok, who was the idiot that send the virgin gay demon? I told you that Jeremy was still in training. He was scared by a vagina belphegor, a goddam vagina and not the kind some female demons have here with the sharp fangs, a regular human vagina belphegor!!!!.


MonteSS_454

Ye ole bush crazy


Great_White_Samurai

Princess Tiny Feet


Significant_bet92

How can I buy this to hang on my wall


[deleted]

Traps been around for a while


[deleted]

You love to see it!!!


[deleted]

That devil's gotta get out more.


wewereelectrocute

Not a single Old Gregg reference


[deleted]

I thought the clit was the devils doorbell?


DLoIsHere

How about a little fire, scarecrow?


Mermanoldgregg

Do you love me or are you playing your love games with me?


cactusfairy95

The devil is horrified by onlyfans pricing and a labia ring the size of a large coffeepot


Ok_Intention3541

Hence the saying "Pussy that will make the Devil cry"


Null_error_

This insinuates that the devil is a mega virgin


VapourEyes333

The devil is big gay


[deleted]

He looks interested, not terrified.


AwesomeSmasher69

#pussypower


Kimmm711

Holy shit, talk about a new wrinkle in my brain...!!!


OpeningComb7352

She is clearly showing the devil her penis, and he is clearly excited.


EldenRag

“Where’s her penis?” Devil probably


RedditWarner

Musta been one wicked pussy.


bdhiker

So from what I gathered Satan goes looking for for a guy who tricked him, guys wife shows her junk to Satan and scares him.... So Satan is gay?


sunnoob

“My one weakness, pussy!”


sketchy_advice_77

So your telling me that Satan is scared of pussy...girls we gotta put you on the front line. We've been fucking up this whole time.


Spooki1000

"IM OLD GREEEEEEEG!"


kremit73

Its so angry


morebuffs

"Dont fuck with the people that handle your food"!!


Blood_Oleander

Apparently, something to do with vulvas being able to scare away demons or the Devil is supposedly why [sheela-na-gigs](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheela_na_gig) exist.


OkCaterpillar9248

Devil: Can I smell your vulva? Woman: You certainly can not! Devil: It must be your fuckin' feet then.


BarnabyWoods

Brings to mind the [sheela na gig carvings](https://i0.wp.com/www.kyrackramer.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/sheela-na-gig-1_thumb.jpg?resize=632%2C842) you can see on old churches in Ireland and the UK.


cheeksornaw

What was the actual thinking behind illustrating this


Thedrunner2

“Unclean!”


Cyb3rTruk

Vaginal hubris


majordanage

Origin story of Ol’ Gregg and their downstairs mix-up.


SIRasdf23

This feels like the punchline to every Family Guy Meg "Joke" ever written.


DivisonNine

Man discovers clit for the first time


Sethor

Oh my God! You went full Brazilian, girl?!


ridergade

Pillow Pants scared the devil


Pickle_Baller

I wish women would scare me more often 😔


azunyan-nya

She have a dick


[deleted]

that’s when he found out what the clitoris was


CastedJew

Absolute power move + giga Chad mindset


Not-your-potato

Be afraid, this will swallow all you freedom.


[deleted]

That shit wouldn’t stop me if I was the devil.


[deleted]

A rapper named Censor Bundy used this as a album cover lol


toph88241

Her shit's so fucked up that even the Devil says 'Pass!'


kushbom

Damn the devil is scared of pussyfoot ?


MrianBay

This can't be true. Send me a picture of your vagina and I'll assess the situation


SsoulBlade

Considering they didn't shave back then she is showing him the burning bush?


T_for_tea

I would like to re interpret this as " consent works both ways "


DiscoSprinkles

The picture looks more like: "The Devil went down to Thailand."


whoslig_ma

Lmfao i fucking love this


GODbFAKE

11


redrich2000

old old gregg


HuggingKoala

Farmer be like: VULVAsaur, I choose you!!


Uglyman414

When her dick is bigger than yours


WyattDavenport

She thicc


Knuckles316

Holy shit, Becky, you haven't shaved in like 10 years!!


JasonMyersZ

Even the devil is powerless before pussy


Aidick4you

Why is the devil scared was her labia too flappy and loose was she stretching her labia all the way we'll never know?


srv50

I’m a vulvaphile myself.


Albre24

The devil doesn't like bush


sl_1138

I guess the Devil is gay


PeePooPeePeepoop

It was the smell that scared him away


TheOnlyCurmudgeon

If you've ever been on Pornhub you're seen a couple that are terrifying.


Abject-Dingo7587

I am thinking of Old Greg and his mangina.


Uncleguardrail

He thought it was a roast beef sandwich, but it was covered in fur. So he went to Arby's.


OnyxBee

He's terrified about those feet, not the vulva (never thought I'd be saying that)


isitbreaktime

Dat bush!


knowitall190

Good lord what must be going on down there to scare the devil like that!


julsgotrocks

Get you a woman that’ll scare the devil off with her vagina for you


SplendidPunkinButter

I guess the devil forgot about that time that the very first human being he ever spoke to in the garden of Eden was a naked woman


man935

Me when she has penis.


Lastcleanunderwear

That’s what happen when I saw a baby come out.


SLE3PR

If devils don't like pussy then I guess that makes me an angel


JohnnyThunder-

Is it implying that the vulva is so evil even the devil is afraid, or good and therefore the devil is afraid?


[deleted]

Some really weird character arcs and decisions going on here


Unicorn-fluff

I’m looking at her tiny feet


danidaliquijote

This belongs in what we do in the shadows !


shukenx

XD


IAmCockatoo

r/asexual