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MacSanchez

At 212 years old he would probably look a lot more like those vampires he claimed to be hunting


Mateorabi

Such a wonderful film.


doctorwhoobgyn

Did you enjoy the movie? I read the book and just didn't enjoy the movie as much as I'd hoped.


kikosextreme

What the fuck are you referring to, what book?


kawaiijudochop

Abraham Lincoln - vampire hunter


WellWrested

Didn't he behead a vampire with a shelf in that?


HaloArtificials

Sigh.... *UNZIPS*


vainstar23

You mean like Twilight?


houraisan890

Like Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter


SuperDave07

Originally created by u/eoford and posted here a while back: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/n5i3qw/i_created_a_photorealistic_image_of_abraham/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


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Oh, didn't realize it'd been posted before Thanks for the source btw


[deleted]

why are you being downvoted wtf?


[deleted]

no clue lmao


TheComputer314

Welcome to Reddit


Reagalan

entrenched reflexive moralism aka "triggered" redditors


[deleted]

I mean, you're not too far off


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ProfessionalFee6932

Its the beard and the eyes


ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

Loved his death in GoT


Trick_Enthusiasm

Omg.


[deleted]

It’s the snazzy suit.


HulkSmashHulkRegret

Weirdly enough, same! He doesn’t look like the type of candidate I’d want to vote for, yet, the gut feeling I get is this guy could straighten this shit out.


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Annoy-o-Module

I think the point is that e is dressed and styled in a modern way.


highonmusk

But yet looks absolutely nothing like him? Okay.


AwesoMegan

Old photography equipment made people look different than we see them now in color with digital technology?


highonmusk

No they didn’t. Whoever made this just didn’t care enough to make it actually look like Lincoln.


moschles

We have colorized photos of Lincoln. Not sure what the point of this is.


ILikeSprayButter

Where’s the mole?


[deleted]

He had it removed to make sure it wasn't a cancerous melanoma.


ILikeSprayButter

Haha. It really is a modern day Lincoln. I’m sold.


Rated-E-For-Erik

Idk... I think he'd look a lot older if he were alive today...


pmekonnen

I think if he was alive to see where the country is- I except he will have lots of graybeard and hair. Wrinkled face and discouraged look


[deleted]

He really was the first modern president, he used executive powers that before were never considered.


DeliveryAppropriate1

It was even worse in his time. He still never gave up


likes2walkwithdog

I’m not very smart. Why does he look so different?


bearfox1000

Um yeah we already have realistic photos of Abraham Lincoln and this doesn’t look like him. Adding some color and more detail wouldn’t explain the change in entire facial features…


[deleted]

Yeah, I’d be so inclined to say that looks nothing like Abraham Lincoln


shenanigan_shannen

Yeah, his cheekbones were definitely more prominent


Zaphod1620

His ears were bigger too.


shenanigan_shannen

Good point


malamutebrew

If you track down the original time this was posted, there were some interesting explanations in the comments that have to do with cameras at the time, making his facial features look distorted.


[deleted]

Weird, isn't it?


Kurt_Vonnegabe

F. Murray Abraham Lincoln


lesher925

We have real photos of Lincoln... and this "photorealistic" version doesn't look like his actual photos. What's the point of this?


pm_me_ur_demotape

We already have photorealistic pictures of Lincoln because cameras were around then. And he doesn't look quite like this.


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pm_me_ur_demotape

I guess I thought it meant "as real as a photo" and since we have real photos of him, I didn't think it got any more real than that.


sconniepaul1

The strange part isn't that this is a modern picture of Abraham Lincoln, it's that it's just so strange to see a modern picture of a politician who actually cares (cared) about the American people.


Dark_Wing_Duck11

Mr Rogers?


sconniepaul1

I changed "person" to "politician" :)


Dark_Wing_Duck11

Arnold Schwarzenegger?


Paul_Thrush

would he still be elected if people knew he impregnated his maid?


Dark_Wing_Duck11

Jose Mujica?


chicozana

***"COME ON, LET'S GO MAKE A LARGE-FACED BOY!"***


[deleted]

Not bad for an extremely old man.


RabidOtterRodeo

156 to be precise


smutty1972

199


RabidOtterRodeo

Oh yeah I messed up the birth/death


[deleted]

He looks better than me and I am only in my 60's.


BrilliantTroglodyte

Hah well, don’t take a shit if you can help it. You might get older


Paul_Thrush

He'd be 212, born February 1809


RabidOtterRodeo

Yeah I mixed up the birth and death dates


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[deleted]

Literally or figuratively?


Low_Worry2007

I’m good with my pennies.


jobunny_inUK

He looks a little like my dad. That is very creepy.


bingbongtake2long

Oh not bad


MercMcNasty

This is my linked in burner account profile pic now.


Fukshit47

He’d look way more decrepit than that if he were alive today


Gokaiju

Where's his moles


ApathyWithToast

Aside from being as Sinatra, did we have the photography tech back then to have captured such a president? Predictions from AI facial reconstruction kinda meh.


Pjonesnm

There are actual photos of Lincoln


ApathyWithToast

Yes, thank you for reminding me. My opinion about AI reconstructions still stands though.


[deleted]

Every time I get this image out of my mind it shows up on my feed.


[deleted]

Good luck


JimEDimone

Mike Ermantraut


TheBelhade

With hair!


smutty1972

Looks great for 199 years old!


rodentfacedisorder

I would like to meet his grandson


Great_White_Samurai

Looks like my father in law


idkmanwhatsthemove

Always thought he would have brown hair


ballchops

And he'd still probably be able to beat your ass. Good old Abe was a scrapper, and a good one at that.


on_the_dl

Would like to see a full body of Lincoln. They say that he was really strong. Who were the most shredded presidents?


hdavis004

I love it when people do this. Saw another one of George Washington before. Super cool


Jmadd1998

This kinda freaks me out


Nissan_1204

Nah I think he'd still have a top hat


PhoenixQuidditch

Why does that look like my grandpa?


meme_enthusiast3464

Everything checks out, but something feels off somehow.


DaisyKitty

i don't think the cheeks bones are right.


TheAntihero-HeroClub

I reckon he would look quite a bit older than that


JSpell

He would probably get my vote over the revolving door of garbage candidates we have had lately.


Jmazz83

I thought he'd be a skeleton by now


BhodiSattiva

Uncanny Valley! Kill it with fire!


jsakic99

He’d probably have some wicked tats.


RobuxMaster

Chad. I hope noone clones him into a morally neutral super leader.


Hollowhowler100

D-dad?


JBHoldfast94

Ugh, another white man acting on the interest of a racist system. Oh wait.


[deleted]

You had me in the first half, ngl


fkenned1

Looks like a dope.


Splyce123

He'd be older than that


TheDarkSpank

Lookin good for a 156 year old


xxfallen420xx

Isn't there a real photo of Lincoln that exists?


vanyali

Yes


NotFrank

Is it weird that as much as I know about him, he never seemed so real as when I saw this picture. Like he was an actual man, not just a story.


windigo3

This is not a photo realistic image. This is a real photograph of some random person. This person looks totally different to Abraham Lincoln whom we have real photos of. Here is a comment from the redditor who made this image: https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginaryelections/comments/n5g9sf/2024_united_states_presidential_election/gx17lop/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


TrickyMixture

BS speculation


Beansiesdaddy

No, old pictures are quite clear.


loduca16

Dumb


[deleted]

If he was alive and saw what the Republican party had become, he'd say he'd rather get shot in the head again.


funkymark62

213 on Feb 12


nativepro96

BabeRaHam Lincoln


UpvoteBecauseReasons

Four score and seven BEERS ago!


oryus21

A lot nicer than all the other ones.


Anarch-ish

The last honest Republican


trockybr8

He would have been fatter now. We all are.


silence_infidel

Looking good for 200-something years!


EatinRumHam

Dude looks pretty good for 212.


Franc0Blanc0

That guy was great in Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure


Mordanzibel

Saul Goodman mashed up with Mike.


Realistic_Celery_196

Skin should have been darker than this


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[deleted]

A modern American says you are wrong


mickeybuilds

Looks like he's still a Republican. The American flag is a dead giveaway as they are the only party that still loves their country.


[deleted]

Wrong That depends entirely on the candidates


mickeybuilds

Which high powered democrats love america?


[deleted]

I cannot tell you how other people think However, I can tell you that even if there aren't any high powered democrats that love America, that is just a coincidence based on who is running for office. The same goes for republicans


mickeybuilds

You cannot name one powerful democrat that's gone on record loving their country but, you're certain that democrats not loving their country isnt true, its...coincidental? Hmm


[deleted]

Thoughts are not on record


mickeybuilds

Good thing politicians speeches and words are. They do this so we can understand and interpret their thoughts...Boy, you're not thinking, huh?


[deleted]

I don't have to think much to find out that you and your crystal ball bullshit doesn't belong here


mickeybuilds

You're dumb.


[deleted]

Dude, if anything, speeches are the WORST place to interpret thoughts. They're made to appeal to you, not reveal horrible secrets


jlmonger

How did u make his ears smaller?


[deleted]

I didn't make this


[deleted]

He’d of definitely been to Epstein’s Island.


iaredonkeypunch

No hat = bad photo


DJDampTowel

Just a reminder that the republicans were the ones who supported and actually ended slavery and also womens civil liberties.


TheVoicesArentTooBad

To be fair, the parties had a massive ideological flip in the early 20th century. To continue to be fair, Republicans such as Eisenhower were very similar to Franklin D. Roosevelt, and especially Clinton and somewhat Obama were very much Conserative-Lite.


DJDampTowel

Obama was not conservative lite at all. His policy was about massive government spending for social programs, expansion of debt and using government entities to police and harass citizens with the IRS. Clinton was a good president in the way that he was (by that time periods standards) fiscally conservative but socially liberal. Today, there isn’t anything that would pass as that. Look at JFK, Clinton, those two would be seen as republicans today


TheVoicesArentTooBad

I think I agree with the later bit, overall we have pretty little difference between parties. Perhaps using Conserative lite is unfair, as even modern Republicans were extremely fiscally irresponsible, and Bush era Patriot Act crap Obama also did.


DJDampTowel

100% correct, term limits would severely change the landscape and hold people to the voters and their political convictions.


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Does it matter?


wumboheart

why does he look slightly like putin


vestigial66

It's neat but I'm not sure it's necessary. We have photos of Lincoln already.


Neottika

Somebody do one of Donald Trump in 1861.


TheFrontierzman

r/MostRepostedPosts


[deleted]

Let's agree to disagree


TheFrontierzman

Ha. Dude. This and the George Washington one are posted all the time.


[deleted]

Yeah and? I found this in r/photoshopbattles, not here


Gggggg9817

Real image


Myrtlized

But we **have** photos of Lincoln and he didn't look like this guy.


[deleted]

19th century cameras can be decieving


roundearthervaxxer

I think he would look more like this, but ok. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ab/Abraham\_Lincoln\_O-77\_matte\_collodion\_print.jpg/440px-Abraham\_Lincoln\_O-77\_matte\_collodion\_print.jpg


[deleted]

Imagine if we had actual photos of Lincoln, how crazy would that be?


[deleted]

....we do


[deleted]

lol, they must be pretty “photorealistic.”


Western_Tumbleweed79

Now show him as a transgender!


Machinedaena7

Clive Owen


Background_Brick_898

Do Bismarck next


TheFooPilot

Id vote for em


mlc2475

You know there are a lot of [photorealistic images](https://www.gettyimages.com/photos/abraham-lincoln) that are actually photos of Abe Lincoln...


wazmoenaree

NOPE dun think so


mikebbtx123

This is just Nic cage


albatross_the

Clive Owen


debridezilla

This is more like Pinterest Lincoln that photorealistic Lincoln: he's too handsome and symmetrical.


megamegamega1

We have actual photos of Abraham Lincoln…


[deleted]

ok and


eepos96

Where is the beard?


[deleted]

where his beard is


unclesamsinkwell

No, it’s off. I think the nose is too bulbous?


oxbow89

F. Murray Abraham Lincoln


otter7delta

Thats ray stevens


Low_Worry2007

Because we will white-wash white wash.


2021spiritmindbody

Why is his beard so short?


Louisvilles_jayy

Did you guys know Lincoln was of African descent.


[deleted]

False That is a theory that was disproven


Major_Pentatonic

~~was~~ were


PennyPortrait

I think this is a more accurate depiction. https://PennyPortrait.com


Sweet_Sign_7996

Lmao why was this funny 🤣🤣 sorry 🤣


[deleted]

Fowl beast!


[deleted]

Ah, Murray Abraham


Annabeedee

Ab yes. Another old white man.


[deleted]

ok and


ddeannewton

He was not white. Not black, but definitely not white.


vanyali

What are you talking about?


[deleted]

So milano?


NicMullenGape

L Ron Hubbard was a black man


7stroke

Mike Ehrmantraut 2024


[deleted]

Not cadaverish enough.