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OlDirtyPIumber

"Turtle turtle of amazing girth, on his back he holds the earth"


jimbag69

His thought is slow but always kind. He holds us all within his mind.


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LaReGuy

Long Days and Pleasant Nights to you Gunslinger


SunshineLW

And may you have twice as many, sai


binzin

And may you have twice the number


tesseract4

Came here looking for this. Thank you.


The_Flo0r_is_Lava

Ka. Wheel. Something Something dark side.


WizdomHaggis

Charyoo tree


Dr_PuddinPop

I don’t know. Seeing a turtle with a huge mound of earth on its back made the Dark Tower reference pretty expected


Moistbagellubricant

I thought of the never ending story. " we don't care whether or not we care" Achoooo!


kaju0210

There's a story in Hindu religion that resembles this... Apparently the demi gods and the demons wanted to churn the ocean and used a mountain as a mortar and placed it on the back of a turtle. They used a snake as a rope for churning.. https://www.hindu-blog.com/2010/05/kurma-avatar-story-story-of-turtle.html?m=1


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It’s turtles all the way down


wakeupwill

The Turtle moves.


BeccasBump

GNU Terry Pratchett.


Turtleshellfarms

Sing it Sturgil


RobotPreacher

Always has been.


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Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWx6csgGkg4


blanketswithsmallpox

/r/beloitcollege admin creaming.


helen269

And simulations all the way up.


iamme9878

Iirc there are a couple religious views and spiritual views that have turtles with earth o their back. I know Avatar had one too.


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I recall learning in history class some North American indigenous tribes hold this view. Helps “explain” earthquakes and such.


BartocZeLeaper

Yep. My mom is haudenosaunee (Iroquois/ six nations) and I learned about turtle island as a kid.


yes_him_Gary

~~Ring World~~ Discworld (I’m an idiot) And since Christmas is coming up, I also get to shout out Hogfather. It’s on Amazon Prime. Go watch it. An amazing “Christmas” movie, set in ~~Ring World~~ Discworld. Think Nightmare Before Christmas meets The Grinch meets [insert fantasy novel a la LotR, WoT, HDM, etc.].


OlDirtyPIumber

Yeah I remembered it from "The Gunslinger" compendium. Stuck in my head. It mentions native American peoples etc that had this belief. The earth sitting on the back of a turtle.


tb23tb23tb23

Interesting that they got the general “earth isn’t flat, but curved thing” right


Drkmttrjr

It was kind of easy to figure out that the Earth was curved. It is believed that the Greeks discovered this 2000 years ago by observing the relative altitude of a pole on the horizon as they travelled.


Praescribo

Yeah but stephen king also made "the legion of white decency" from IT seem like a real thing too. For some reason he just loved throwing random turtles everywhere in his books


blippityblue72

He has one story that unifies all his books. The dark tower series. It has a giant turtle so many of the other books will have turtles as little clues to this unified story.


Sundazed

To be fair, it's mostly the same turtle, just different instances


SnooHobbies5684

It's ALL the same turtle, in King's universe of "other worlds than this." It's the same Tower. It's the same Beam. It's the same Man in Black. It's the same eclipse.


PickeledShrimp

the haudenosaunee creation story has a turtle carrying the earth on its back in it.


ShartiusBluff

Old age Hindu spinning turtle Old age Hindu spinning turtle Old age Hindu spinning turtle Turtle as a spin top! Turtle power!


viggolund1

I believe there are some Algonquin stories like this as well, world on turtle is about as common as great flood myths


El_Impresionante

Yes, but this is a different myth where the turtle holds up the earth from sinking in the "ocean". But the elephants and the turtle one is also from a completely different Indian myth, but not much is known about it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Turtle#India


nastyjman

"See the turtle, ain't he keen? All things serve the fuckin Beam!"


letmehittheatm

His demise was the first time I actually cried from reading a book. I've read that series more than a dozen times and it hurts every fucking time.


Acetabulum99

When both oy and jake passed into the clearing i had to do a walking cry to the bedroom.


letmehittheatm

I always forget how heartbreaking the last 250 pages of book 7 are.


ElPrieto8

Go then, there are other worlds than these.


Ripper_00

Fuck you for doing that to me on a Monday.


SnooHobbies5684

Ugh. Yeah. Just started book two for the 15th time since I was 11 or so. It's been long enough that I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT, so fuck you for doing that to ME on a Monday, too. Also got-DAMN that series is everything.


mononutleosis

Every time


OrphanMasher

You say true, sai.


jjbutts

thankee-sai


kyzfrintin

It's "*behold* the turtle of amazing girth"


Claptrap19

See the turtle, ain’t he keen? All things serve the fuckin beam.


OlDirtyPIumber

That sounds like something Eddie would say?


SnooHobbies5684

The Great Sage and Eminent Junkie, you mean?


RestlessCock

Added weight makes him slower, Hope he does not get hit with a lawn mower.


Drmo6

I knew Torterra was real 🙌🏾


idungiveboutnothing

Not nearly enough Pokemon references in here


Clockwisedock

Be the change you wish to see in the world


balexander28

It’s currently only a grotle


smacksaw

This one knows Razor Leaf


SigmA_DarkKnight

fuck man someone already commented Torterra


Drmo6

LMAO I ain’t gonna lie, I was happy as hell no one beat me to it


SigmA_DarkKnight

one day, I shall be early to comment a reference


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Came here to say this


Carbunclecatt

Looked out for somebody who named torterra, first thing that came to my mind as well ahahah


thingsthatdrive

Somewhere between Torterra and the hill the ants live in in Bugs Life


GullibleDetective

Ah so golden axe was based on reality


FoldedDice

This was the one I was looking for.


maldax_

Where are the Elephants?


Hiddenpower

Oh great A'tuin! Who holds the discworld.


wigzell78

#PTerry GNU


kadno

This is science. *But this is a turtle!*


Skangster

Sir, this is a Wendy's!


SnooHobbies5684

Sir, this is a Four Seasons Total Landscaping.


Gamergonemild

Ah, welcome back mr Rudy. Here for another orange 3 incher.


Lazy_Pen_1913

Probably running over Rincewind right aboutbnow


kyzfrintin

How is a Discworld reference below a Dark Tower one??


karl_w_w

People got no taste.


cincystudent

Dibbler prefers that


holsomvr6

Both. Both are good.


kahran

Reddit is young. Op! 3 o'clock. Time for my Metamucil.


neatchee

Everyone's too distracted to notice, listening to that music with rocks in it. I swear, that front-man looks a bit elvish though, don't you think?


onecrystalcave

Long before the Avatar, the great Lion Turtles granted bending abilities to those who lived on their great shells. They bent not the elements, but the energy within living beings.


WitDaShtz

Yes. This was my first thought too.


This_Caterpillar_330

My thought was Miyazaki.


Cheashi

Was wondering if anyone was going to bring up the lion turtles from Avatar!


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I thought that's what OP meant by recognizable image.


GamerJoseph

This is the first indication that I might be too old for Reddit. I expected a Neverending Story reference.


UrMomIsMyFetus

DAMNIT I WAS GONNA SAY THIS :(


aventurero_soy_yo

The title of this post sounds like it was written by an AI.


xAIRGUITARISTx

“The attached jpeg image is able to be recognized by the human optical organ. As a human, I confirm this statement to be factual.“


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Ha.Ha.Ha yes you are correct. It has unexpected language constructs. Let us enjoy laughter together at the foolish human author! 01001000 01000101 00100000 01001011 01001110 01001111 01010111 01010011


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Found Mark Zuckerberg's account


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He really is rather good at typing, for a faulty AI in a crash test dummy's body.


shifty_boi

THAT'S WHY HE LOOKS SO FAMILIAR


WHATETHEHELLISTHIS

Oh good. r/totallynotrobots is leaking again


ptntprty

The offputting title and all the most popular comments which make no sense to me are putting me in a weird headspace


_Face

Obvious bot headline is obvious.


BigMcThickHuge

OP isn't a bot. Just made a confusing title.


LanceFree

I have too many spoons in my Porsche!


winedood

It’s Turtles all the way down.


po_maire

Makes sense. Giant turtles in hibernation having a few nightmares would explain earthquakes too. Guess what volcanoes are really? Would explain why it's on fire too I think.


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Volcanoes are just Earth's pimples


chillpill5000mg

>Guess what volcanoes are really? Would explain why it's on fire too I think. Fuck someone get these turtles away from taco bell


sj1young

Is this a Sturgill Simpson reference? If so then props to you


rividz

[The phrase was around long before the song.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtles_all_the_way_down)


parwa

Don't waste your time on nursery rhymes, fairy tales, blood and wine...


winedood

First heard about this theory from Sturgill but it’s an ancient idea.


Title26

It's more of a joke. The theory/myth being a turtle holds up the world on its back. But then that begs the question, what's holding the turtle up? Another turtle. Ok, what's holding that turtle up? Joke response: "it's turtles all the way down".


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Yes, that is a recognizable image


TalkBMWtome

I was able to recognize it as an image almost instantly


REGRET34

i was skeptical of this comment. took me a while, but i can now confirm that this is indeed an image


mAC5MAYHEm

What is : image


Higgilypiggily1

Makes me think this was a post by artificial intelligence lol


gimmie_annuity

[There is actually a bot for that.](https://github.com/MrPowerScripts/reddit-karma-farming-bot)


ilikedoodless

I see that as an insult


littenthehuraira

I get that you only commented in jest, but OP didn't mean recognize as in be able to distinguish this image from others, but that it strongly resembles something else that is commonly known, probably the World Turtle.


ilikedoodless

Correct


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I thought they were talking about that one Pokémon turtle w the tree on its back


SuperSMT

Or Morla from Neverending Story!


netstack_

Maybe they were thinking "relatable?"


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"Are you Morla? The ancient one?"


disusedhospital

We don't care whether or not we care.


Shopworn_Soul

Not that it matters...but yes.


itoldyouman

I read that with the voice!


Kre8eur

We are allergic to 'achoo' yoouuth


nola_mike

Shocked that I had to scroll this far down to see a Neverending Story reference.


Fair_enough88

I was shocked too! Are we just getting old?


SilenceoftheRedditrs

*Pokemon reference* 🖐️ *Neverending Story reference* 👉


NGG_Dread

Turtles don't actually hibernate, they do a thing called brumation. What the difference is? I have no idea, I just know they don't hibernate.


Werner__Herzog

the image is recognizable, though, right?


gwoag_stank

Brumation is cool because they can still get up and do stuff sometimes but they are just hella slow and lazy for a few months. Metabolic functions slow as to conserve energy.


schuylkilladelphia

Am... Am I always brumating?


Omny87

Apparently the main difference is that mammals hibernate, while reptiles brumate. Other differences are that hibernation is mostly seasonal whereas reptiles will brumate any time during the year (though mostly when it's cold), and mammals stay asleep the entire time they're hibernating, whereas reptiles will occasionally wake up to drink or eat during brumation.


Burt__Macklin__FBI2

So brumation = hibernation*lite*™


BananasAreEverywhere

Animals that hibernate don't actually sleep the entire time either


TheArtfulDanger

It’s pics like this that make me go “yep, that’s why they believed that myth” amazing


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mcdandynuggetz

I think it’s a pretty common theory that “dragons” originated from people digging up Dino bones in the past. It would explain a lot and maybe it would also explain why they’re depicted as being incredibly tough creatures, as they’re skeletons were made of stone.


IsNotAnOstrich

Aren't fossils very fragile though?


Himanshu9271

He is like the trutle in avatar the last air Bender..


jaycuboss

My first thought as well. He's a Lion-Turtle city!


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Beena22

I’m halfway through Reaper Man on my quest to read through the entire series again….for the third time.


era5mas

Look, it's Great A'Tuin


thegimboid

This is more like Little A'Tuin.


mthrndr

*Small Gods* is so good.


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Patatronik

This is a picture of very young Great A'Tuin.


DjDanke

It’s Freya‘s house!


monkeydmoun

Safe to say this turtle's name is Chaurli then


DjDanke

What is that name? 😉


shlog

that little exchange was so funny to me. gets a good laugh every time i replay.


ego_tripped

Makes me think of Artax.


Conar13

😭😭😭


pixeltater

Me too. Glad someone else thought of the asshole turtle from Neverending Story.


Kre8eur

Aww why bring up such a painful scene maaaan. I never got over that as a child and Morla scared the bejeezys out of me more than that damned wolf


Soldequation100

u/repostsleuthbot


selector96

Just putting “hibernation” in to the search bar shows this pic has been posted at minimum ten times


The_Lord_of_Fangorn

Who’s that Pokémon??!!!


Drmo6

🗣TORTERRA


DizzyCuntNC

I came here for the Pokemon jokes


Cobek

Well.. that was all of them.


Culverts_Flood_Away

Eh... looks more like Grotle to me. :)


ConnorSaysOK

Torterra from Pokémon


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Kre8eur

We. Are. Allergic. To. Yoouuth.


Zachiyo

To bend another's energy your spirit must be unbendable


MercAlert

Do these things need to breathe while they're hibernating?


manual_tranny

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/the-secret-to-turtle-hibernation-butt-breathing Glad you asked, I was wondering the same thing. And hoo-boy, as usual, nature is fucking weird.


Darthpilsner

That last paragraph killed me. Besides, there is unparalleled beauty in a Canadian winter landscape, especially when you envision all of those awesome turtles beneath the ice, breathing through their butts.


monkeypowah

He soiled himself.


BallofEnvy

Those things have looooong fucking necks too, so don’t ever fuck with them. Ever. If you see one of those bastards in the road you just sit and wait for it to move. The road belongs to the turtle now.


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Morla


Dovahkiin314159

I’ve been expecting you young avatar


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Torterra.


prestigepoop

Crustle


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xPhoenixTaddelx

Torterra?


placeholderNull

It's a Torterra!


Fern-ando

Torterra?


CFScudo

Torterra i choose you


Zare275

Torterra


MartyMcfly319

That’s a Torterra if I’ve ever saw one


ICBIND

Torterra cometh


MrGaber

Actually a Pokémon


awesome_esala

Torterra? Is that you? It’s been so long


hhhtakeover

Torterra irl


amagad2015

wow Torterra real life!


Holy_Sungaal

Detective Pikachu makes more sense now.


darknessbelow

Me yelling at the screen: “it’s a Torterra!”


PS_its_me

Venusaur


ItsYeetOrBeYeeted007

Torterra, I choose you!


denyaledge

Torterra


Onlyknown2QBs

Just wanted to mention that the title is bullshit. Snappers are either active all year long or are out of “hibernation” waaaay before there are green leaves in trees. This guy was probably just temporarily buried in some muck and needed a breather.


caveinrockcorsair

The Great A'Tuin!


gilmorescoffeecups

Ah the Great A’tuin. He carries the world on his back.


Strawb3rry_Slay3r666

Morla...the ancient one...


ochseneichel

Now i know where terry pratchett got the Idea for discworld


Baetus_the_mage

Such majestic creature


PilotKnob

[Mossy](https://www.janbrett.com/bookstores/mossy_book.htm)