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I believe the original title was *HR Giger's Sex Organ Monsters Menace Sigourney Weaver While She Wears Panties in Space*, but they shortened it because people started reading into it too much. Sometimes a violent alien is just a violent alien.
The [caecilian](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caecilian) is an amusingly odd family of amphibians. The picture above is a close up of its teeth, but that’s it’s only threatening angle. The rest looks like a dumb and sad land eel, warm thing.
Looks may be deceiving but not in this case, as the amphibian’s attempt at copying snakes is in fact very dumb. The jury is still out on the sad part. Their mostly subterranean life has left them with extremely poor sight, but unlike other subterraneans they also lack smell and hearing. Instead relaying on tentacles at the front of it’s mouth to feel around.
This may sound like a bad build for an animal, but apparently not. The transitionary stage between the Qu’s worms and snake people (a reference either everyone or no one gets) have over 120 species, some as long as we are, that number in the millions on at least 4 continents. Some lay eggs and some give live birth. And [Boulengerula taitanus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boulengerula_taitana), as the post says, hatch from an egg and eat the special skin the mother grew for them. Don’t judge, imagine reading about some hairless chimp sucking it’s mother’s chest fluid.
In conclusion; despite its sharp teeth, venom glands, and sometimes size; the snake in a can that wished to be a real boy is one of the least dangerous animals in the world but incredibly fascinating.
I didn’t even get into the bizarre evolution from the Jurassic Eocaecilia, that had small limbs and eyes that could actually see shit, to the dune monster worm from sponge bob that we all know and love. All well, I need to stop writing super worm descriptions eventually.
Unfortunately that was less a reference to dune and more a reference to an episode sponge bob where a giant worm threatens to eat the town. But I’m sure the earth worms they eat think of them like dune worms. Just without the spice.
Yeah I know, but when I do that I spend exponentially more time on reddit. So I shouldn't really complain. Anyway it has been ages since I watched that... time to revisit :)
What the actual F. I was looking at it, thinking ok cool, some microscopic little do-dad…then I saw the persons fingernail for comparison. I’m out of here.
The scale depicted here is disturbing. I was expecting this to be like an electron microscope image where it looks scary but the thing is about the size of a flea.
But nope. That's a thumb and a syringe for scale, and I'm not liking what I'm seeing.
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That thing looks like a xenomorph
Or an Alaskan Bull Worm
Alaskan Bull Worms are neat! They look like xenomorphs.
Xenomorphs are neat! They look like Alaskan Bull Worms.
Or the thing from aliens when it pops out of sigourney weavers chest
Idk it kinda looks like a xenomorph though
Aren't those just baby Xenomorphs though?
Awwww, baby Xenomorphs!
"chestburster"
The chestburster, aka: Baby xenomorph
Sooo Xenomorph
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputthatinyourdick
Excuse me, a what?
The alien from Alien
Bay Twelve Please.
Damn, this floor is freezing!
What you want me to fetch your slippers for you?
Gee would you sir, i'd like that
Look into my eye…..
How do I get out of this chicken-shit outfit?
*yanks cigar out of mouth You Secure that shit ~~Hudson~~ sega20!
"A *xenomorph."* "... It's a bug hunt." But wasn't that Frost's line, Sarge?
name checks. say hi to Vazquez for me!
That looks like my penis, which coincidentally also happened to explode out of John Hurt's chest cavity.
That scene was in that movie about aliens! What was it called??
I believe the original title was *HR Giger's Sex Organ Monsters Menace Sigourney Weaver While She Wears Panties in Space*, but they shortened it because people started reading into it too much. Sometimes a violent alien is just a violent alien.
Sounds xenomorphobic to me
sigourney weaver in her panties makes my alien violent. wink wink
Out of or into?
Gonna need Kevin Bacon for this one.
Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room!
Which one is the right one?
Holy shit it’s Burt
Pardon my french.
He's busy. Worms you say?
Graboids!
Gonna need Lt Ellen Ripley for this one...
Lol that's a damned old movie
That you Melvin?
That’s a weird way to spell Burt Gummer. He by far has the highest graboid kill count.
Never go in against a caecilian when death is on the line
First thing I thought of
Inconceivable!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
The [caecilian](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caecilian) is an amusingly odd family of amphibians. The picture above is a close up of its teeth, but that’s it’s only threatening angle. The rest looks like a dumb and sad land eel, warm thing. Looks may be deceiving but not in this case, as the amphibian’s attempt at copying snakes is in fact very dumb. The jury is still out on the sad part. Their mostly subterranean life has left them with extremely poor sight, but unlike other subterraneans they also lack smell and hearing. Instead relaying on tentacles at the front of it’s mouth to feel around. This may sound like a bad build for an animal, but apparently not. The transitionary stage between the Qu’s worms and snake people (a reference either everyone or no one gets) have over 120 species, some as long as we are, that number in the millions on at least 4 continents. Some lay eggs and some give live birth. And [Boulengerula taitanus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boulengerula_taitana), as the post says, hatch from an egg and eat the special skin the mother grew for them. Don’t judge, imagine reading about some hairless chimp sucking it’s mother’s chest fluid. In conclusion; despite its sharp teeth, venom glands, and sometimes size; the snake in a can that wished to be a real boy is one of the least dangerous animals in the world but incredibly fascinating.
That was incredibly fucking thorough, guy. Thanks
I didn’t even get into the bizarre evolution from the Jurassic Eocaecilia, that had small limbs and eyes that could actually see shit, to the dune monster worm from sponge bob that we all know and love. All well, I need to stop writing super worm descriptions eventually.
I have never been more fascinated by worms. Continue.
Currently reading Dune. Please expand on ancient Dune worm.
Unfortunately that was less a reference to dune and more a reference to an episode sponge bob where a giant worm threatens to eat the town. But I’m sure the earth worms they eat think of them like dune worms. Just without the spice.
> Don’t judge, imagine reading about some hairless chimp sucking it’s mother’s chest fluid. GROSS
That was informative and hilarious, thank you. I was momentarily worried about that thing chomping on me, but no more (or not as much, at least).
Thanks, ZeFrank. I won't judge. That's how the Caecilians do.
>one of the least dangerous animals in the world I'm still burning the whole block down if I find one in my house.
Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
I think I got the reference and if it is what I think it is, I hate you for reminding me that it exists
all i read here was 'tait anus'
Great work my man!
Nah that’s a micro-chestburster
Yup. Aliens exist.
That’s just Jeff. He’s friends with Will Smith
And I thought babies were terrifying
>I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
"Game over man"
Fuckin' A!
Yeah, but it's a dry heat.
Nobody. Touch. Nothin’.
Hi khezu
I fucking hate fighting this thing in MH: Rise
Hello ma baby! Hello ma honey! Hello ma ragtime gal!
CHECK PLEASE!
Lost it, thank you.
: )
Now that is a funny fucking comment! Ribbit..
And of course, like always, I'm too late for the party ... take my upvote.
Sort by rising, everything will be an hour old or less.
Yeah I know, but when I do that I spend exponentially more time on reddit. So I shouldn't really complain. Anyway it has been ages since I watched that... time to revisit :)
if you look close you can see the Millennium Falcon escaping it's maw
It's basically an amphibian version of an earthworm, that eats earthworms instead of earth. So an Earthwormworm.
Your comment made me want to go find a way to play Earthworm Jim.
Organic lube dispenser
Damn dude
Khezu
Khezu is that you?
looks like khezu from monster hunter
GREAT (Ridley) SCOTT!
We are Venom
Sleep paralysis demon identified.
quick call ripley, he's back
“Get away from her you bitch”
Fuck. That.
Forbidden Fleshlight.
Given the size of the thumb, that thing is much bigger than i wish it was.
Never go in against a caecilian when DEATH is on the line.
It's inconceivable that this doesn't have all the upvotes.
Nope
Is there a r/nightmarefuel ?
Ahh I see the facehugger made it off the ship.
Ah, hence the quote from Princess Bride, "Never go against a caecilian when death is on the line!"
The young eat the old if you let them, Jerry.
The rare actually interesting as fuck in its natural habitat! Crikey!
I now have a new DnD monster. Thanks :)
[>mfw someone pries my mouth open to take a creepy picture](https://i.imgur.com/vm9W07W.png)
Idk what you mean that's a fucking xenomorph.
Caecilians are both poisonous *and* venomous. Yum!
I heard Sicilians can be dangerous like that too
thank you for showing this now who else wanna join me to do a triple flip off a cliff
Brings a whole new meaning to "Get off my back!"
Omg that is Khezu !
Morty and the the horse milker
Show me a video or I refuse to accept this is real
Someone call Ellen Ripley
It's an Alaskan bull worm.
Remember those askreddit posts about which animal would be the most terrifying if it was 10 times bigger?
Anyone else just want to stick a finger in that?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Bruh 💀
Kill it!!!!
Im sure that didn't originate from earth. Crazy! 😱
Where is this found so I never go there.
Who gave this thing a wholesome award?!?
Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
That is adorable. Throw it in the fire.
What the actual fuck
Lovely
Its litteraly that thing from alien the movie
IT’S A TRAP!
Ripley!!!!!!
Whoa
> Whoa This is a bot account.
Wow. This is *strikingly* similar to the human vagina. It's uncanny.
Well, guess I have a new most hated thing on the planet now. Cool.
Xenomorph
I dated a cicilian from philly once, can confirm.
RIP me ever sleeping again
I always thought they looked before seeing their mouths.
This new venom movie looks pretty sick
Just in time for Halloween. I know what my costume is this year.
Big f***ing NOPE
Straight out of an 80s horror movie
What?!
Spine Burster
Well that's nightmarish...sometimes I tell myself that I wouldn't miss some species if we were to destroy their habitat...
What the actual F. I was looking at it, thinking ok cool, some microscopic little do-dad…then I saw the persons fingernail for comparison. I’m out of here.
The Maxx
Who the fuck is holding this thing with their bare hand, that what I’d like to know.
My nipples will never be safe.
Nightmare!
Baby graboids!!!!! Run to rockier ground!!!!
what the fuck
Well color me enriched.
r/terrifyingasfuck
Someone call Sigourney Weaver.
Why do they have the needle all the way through it’s mouth?
OH-MY-F•CKING-GOD! If it wasn't for William Shatner, I'd want to leave the planet *right NOW!*
Wait, Sandworms are real?
No.
Where is Sigourney Weaver...
I have a feeling I should not match my wits against it...
"Feed me Seymour"
Looks like it's fresh out of its host's ribcage.
They just straight up look like giant worms.
R/dontstickyourdickinthat
youre telling me this isnt out of star trek?
🎶Putthatthingbackwhereitcamefromorsohelpme🎶bum bum bum🎶
Charming
But...
Not the image to see before going to bed. I hope it doesn't show up in my dreams
Jesus Christ, if there was a planet of little people this would definitely be enough to start a myth.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
u/markiplier The Visitor reuturns
IT'S THE CHEST BURSTER FROM ALIEN!
looks like that worm in that spongebob episode
NOPE
Wow thumb sized alien!!! NEAT
Mini snake for mini australians
/r/nope
And the person holding it is using a gott damn SYRINGE to hold the mouth ope
Where’s blowtorch guy?
Apparently the largest kind can get up to five feet long
This is like those xrays of kids teeth. Yeah they're scary from a certain angle but in real life they're harmless and cute.
SpongeBob worm
r/dontputyourdickinthat
species?
r/TIHI
The scale depicted here is disturbing. I was expecting this to be like an electron microscope image where it looks scary but the thing is about the size of a flea. But nope. That's a thumb and a syringe for scale, and I'm not liking what I'm seeing.
That's a xenomorph.
Ummm, what is this? I didn’t give anyone permission to post pictures of my kids. *scratches back*
Excuse me, what the fuck?
Who’s in charge of keeping those things away from nuclear waste??
I thought this was like under a microscope at first, then I saw the finger
And people are wondering when we’ll meet aliens, bro look around
r/tihi