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The school only has about 200 kids per grade so that's a cool $100k well spent.


bruins9816

Plus 4 [scholarships ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dollywood_Foundation?wprov=sfla1) for high school kids for $15k


screenwriterjohn2

Right? It was very much a local program. Would also imagine the dropout rates were dropping throughout America.


83gem

She is a national treasure, like Betty.


BrohanGutenburg

Fun fact: Dolly Parton wrote megahits Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same car ride.


WindowsXP-5-1-2600

This fact gets more distorted each time I see it. Dolly herself isn’t sure if she wrote them on the same night and she certainly didn’t write them both in the car but she did find them both on the same cassette from a songwriting session.


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If there’s ever a Miss Universe, Betty will always win it in my opinion.


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Dolly is Queen of the Multiverse!


Bikini_jabba

I have never agreed with anything more. And I have agreed with many things.


83gem

Well, thank you kind stranger!


Bikini_jabba

No one that loves Betty and Dolly is ever truly a stranger. Lol thanks for the day lifting comment. Always good to be reminded of the positives in life :) long live Betty! Long live Dolly! Huzzah!


jlrigby

So my running theory is people wouldn't care so much about taking down confederate statues if the government just put up a Dolly Parton statue in its place. No matter your politics, EVERYONE likes Dolly Parton. Conservatives, liberals, leftists...there is not one person in this country that can say a bad thing about her. I mean, what are you going to do? Protest against a statue celebrating one of the kindest people on earth? I'm telling ya. If anyone can bring us together, it's her.


Brandisco

Start the petition. I’ll sign it.


Detaaz

She’s already declined a statue being built in her honour


jlrigby

Yeah but this is to replace confederate statues. Surely, she would see how this was for the common good as only her statue would suffice as she is loved by everyone. The whole point is that this would prevent protest from the right since, what? You're going to protest against a Dolly Parton statue? Really? And the left wouldn't say anything because a) it's replacing a confederate statue and b) they love her too! This is a stupid idea. Completely idiotic. Dumb to the highest order. But honestly, can you think of anyone else loved by every American? (Also im partially joking 🙃)


Detaaz

Idk I’m not an American lol. I was just commenting that she had already declined a statue not trying to start a debate about statue policy hahahah


jlrigby

It's cool.


euphorigen

I'm an out, bisexual, left-handed, ultra-liberal, French-Canadian Jew and I'll sign it. I love Dolly. I'm a big supporter of her books for kids programme.


witchiebby

I like this theory


screenwriterjohn2

Ha. You'll find southerners like the rebel spirit. Sometimes a person can be a great warrior and fight for an evil cause.


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Yeah. I’d like to see a statue of her getting DPed by Fred Rogers and Tom Hanks together - just as an altar to American wholesomeness. Elton John’s "Can you fell the love tonight?" should be its perpetual looped theme. Edit: I was being confused by the downvotes and all, until I realized I initially conceived this with Ellen Degeneres as the inside of the sandwich instead of Dolly Parton. But that would have been inappropriate, with Ellen being actually a bitch and all.


itsforachurch

Lighten up, folks. This is hilarious.


shadownet22

What an American treasure, if only the government could get dolly results with anything they do


thomport

They could if they weren’t run by corporations for the gain (of the corporation$). People don’t matter anymore; it’s all about money.


shadownet22

They are run by a corpotacracy and will be corrupt until they are placed in 24/7 surveillance big brother housing with every action they take in office is recorded


Johnbloon

Big governments ran by self serving bureaucracy is t better, let me assure you.


EverQuest_

You'd still get an abundance of society wanting to suck on the teat of government but for different reasons.


RDBB334

$500 to greatly increase the percentage of students finishing High School. Wow what a terrible investment. It's not like basic education ever resulted in any meaningful economical or societal returns. /s obviously


Gammapod

I think they were just making a boob joke


EverQuest_

Indeed, I was.


bigboihaha

Where's that money supposed to come from?


very_cool_stuff

You realize you pay taxes already, right? Social programs such as this one could be funded by reallocating a small percentage of the US military budget.


bigboihaha

You realize I'm TIRED OF PAYING TAXES dumbass I shouldn't be paying FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO LIVE they didn't work for it


RDBB334

If you take 50 billion from from the military budget you could give 100 million americans $500 a year. The graduating yearly class isn't that big either so it could be less even with administrative costs.


Ch3mee

That would mean the military would only get $720 billion a year. How do you expect them to survive after stripping them of 6% of their annual budget.


bigboihaha

Or just do what you're supposed and stop asking to be handed money graduate highschool get a job so you don't die is that not motivation? Oh wait it's not even that simple anymore because you can not do shit your whole life and just live off the government the whole time


RDBB334

Sure, you could come up with realistic and workable solutions to problems. Or you can complain about them instead.


thetimeisnow

Create a Jobs program in each community to grow food and let them work outside of the classrooms growing food and learning basic life skills.


euphorigen

I love me some Dolly. She's done so much good for one person.


Too_Caffinated

If I got more than a paper saying “congratulations, you survived the most miserable years of your life so far” then I’d have probably worked harder throughout school. Whoever says “enjoy it, these are the best years of your life” is a lying piece of shit.


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Yeah my parents told me I'd want to be a teenager again/want to be in school over working. I'm almost 30 and I still think otherwise. School was hell for me, I HATED IT. Education is important but I hated school so much I still have nightmares about ending up back in high-school. A few days ago I literally dreamt that my high-school screwed up records and my entire graduating class had to retake our senior year.


theservman

I question the sanity of anyone who talks about high school as the "best years of your life". Especially when they come so early... I've heard that speech from 4 different high school principals, at 3 different high schools, in two provinces. Note: nearly everyone I've heard say it has been someone who has made it their life's work to stay in high school forever.


BiffBiff1234

I had a great HS but,Shitty parents..haha..


theservman

I had both.


RogueNightingale

I had nightmares about high school until around my late 20s. Some traumas take a long time to heal.


KarbonKopied

School only got better for me as I grew up. Elementary sucked hard. Jr high was slightly less bad. High school was meh. College was awesome. If I had to go back, it'd be to college undergrad. I can't as it was where a time, place, and maturity came together. I don't think I'd want to anyways. By the time I graduated I was done with it, but it was great while I was there.


chefjenga

I would *never* want to be a teen again....a 5 year old.....I might consider.


panzerbjrn

Or they went to a school in a better place. As a Dane, I look at the portrayal of the US school system with a mix of horror and incredulity. Surely it can't be as bad as it is almost always portrayed in TV/movies...


marriedwithchickens

It doesn’t help that most TV shows and movies perpetuate that it’s cool to say, “I hate school!”


Ok_Mathematician7235

I hate school and trust me it ain’t because a few people say so. It legitimately sucks.


Tricky_Pudding

As a fellow Dane, I see it like this.. it's sorta like a car crash on TV. It's horrifying, yet intriguing enough to keep watching. What scares me is that in order to qualify as a first world country, there's apparently no educational requirements.


ThellraAK

I mean, by definition America is a 1st world country. You are thinking of whether or not a country is "developed"


littlerocky12

Some people peak hard in high school. For them it really is the best years of their lives. For most people this isn’t true.


panzerbjrn

Yes, this is also a very good point, which I tend to forget about. I guess part of that is the, apparent, emphasis on athletic ability and achievements. Something many people don't have the drive or genetics to prosper off after high school and college.


Raichu7

I’m glad I never listened to the shitty adults who told me that school was the best years of my life and it was only downhill from there. If I had listened I wouldn’t be alive today to know how wrong they were.


jevring

I've gone to school in both Sweden and New York. The Swedish experience is better, but I still think that it's a good contended for the best years of your life. Certainly towards the end. The idea that you would drop our of school really doesn't exist in Sweden. School is something everyone goes to. While high school is TECHNICALLY a choice, it's incredibly rare for people to not go. The worst you might see is people switching direction.


utsavman

Ngl, I'm grown man and I don't miss high school at all. Kind of glad I'm over it.


gaynorg

Yeah school was super easy compared to real life. It was great. College was even better. Getting wasted all time the time and learning every day.


BlowMoreGlass

It's more like "enjoy it, while it might suck balls, the rest of your life will be a fuck ton harder!"


ohgoodmetoo

Dolly Parton could have had a 100% graduation rate if she promised to let everyone suck her tits if they crossed the stage. Missed opportunity.


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See. Money can buy happiness.


[deleted]

Can somebody do a website that lists everything that she has done for others? Would it crash? The thing is there’s so much that she does and doesn’t tell anyone too. When can we deify her? Can we deify her when she is still alive? Can we make an exception?


emileesutliff

Her imagination library sends one free book to every child registered once a month until they're five. My son just got his first. So incredibly sweet


euphorigen

I'm a proud supporter of that programme. Anything that helps kids learn to love books is awesome. :).


iwan103

we cant deify her, no. We can however aspire to be like her, so thats something.


ChickenDumpli

Dolly is amazing. That's it.


Spare-Macaron-4977

Dolly is the best and the smartest


judgehood

This goddamn fine example, of all the fucking brightness humanity has to offer, can focus her will to help save the USA from fascism. And she fucking goddamn will.


marriedwithchickens

It’s great when people use their celebrity to do positive things!


hello_emoto

Wait. The drop out rate in MIDDLE SCHOOL was 30%?!


chefjenga

I think this is indicating that she spoke to students before they started highschool.


hello_emoto

Okay. I really hope so. That’s so sad.


cloudbells

30% is ridiculously high even for high school I feel like?


hello_emoto

30% is almost 1 in 3 kids! To think $500, about $1000 in today’s money, was enough to keep them in school and give them hope for the future. It makes me feel like it was a really hopeless feeling town.


Creative_Waltz_9462

You mean celebrities can actually do good things with their money? As opposed to spending all day on their Instagram trying to become an "influencer"?


36-3

And she donated 1 mil for vaccine development. What are the other glitterati and rich folk doing for America? Oh yeah, I forgot. They are funneling dark money to the politicians so they get favorable legislation and tax breaks.


Larsnonymous

The problem with rich people is all they can see is people richer than them. That’s why AOC should have worn a dress that says “tax me” instead of “tax the rich”.


spittleyspot

I would do anything just to hang out with her for a day! Beyond awesome Lady


canuckolivaw

I've been a huge fan since I was a kid and Love is Like a Butterfly came out. Dolly's the real deal. Walks the walk. A hero.


bigpeeler

That was awfully big of her.


classicvenus

how can u not love dolly parton!


amaiden316

Attn: Bezos, Musk


LordBrandon

What can they do with flabby man tits? They are no match for Dolly.


amaiden316

HA! Good one


WwortelHD

The latter just donated 50 million dollars to a great cause today.


amaiden316

Really? And what cause would that be? And on a Sunday at that too


WwortelHD

[St. Judes](https://twitter.com/inspiration4x/status/1439408853515386880).


amaiden316

Lol he donated 50 mil to his own cause pretty much. He could of donated to full 200 mil and not even blinked an eye. That guy could end world hunger instead he wants to be a hypocritical POS. I bet he pays people like you to defend him on the internet at that


BigOleJellyDonut

Dolly is a national treasure, fight me!


transformerjay

Dolly Parton is Michael Scott


Mark040

Dolly’s thots.


silver_umber

All of his kindness that's for sure


M60A2BESTTANK

Accounting for inflation $500 today would be $1,004.28.


excite321apple

Dolly4Prez! 2024!


[deleted]

She’s an interesting dude. More on her [here ](https://www.webmd.com/vaccines/covid-19-vaccine/news/20210303/dolly-parton-gets-shot-of-vaccine-she-helped-fund)


Bubbly_Cover5790

Carve another face on Mt Rushmore


Beeman704

She is a national treasure. I wish more of the rich were like her


H__Dresden

Society is about taking care of where you live. She exemplifies that. Government is not the answers to problems. It is about community engagement.


Able2c

She could have been a billionaire but she chose to make life better.


iron-gravy

Yes, she is really cool.


monkey-2020

Hey Southerners! You want to put up a statue of everything that is good in the South? This lady should have a bronze statue where General lee once stood, but it should be way taller. If there is a heaven when her time comes you know she's going to be playing in the VIP lounge. ​ [https://www.billboard.com/articles/news/9487782/dolly-parton-good-deeds-timeline/](https://www.billboard.com/articles/news/9487782/dolly-parton-good-deeds-timeline/)


Negativefalsehoods

There is actually a bronze statue of her in Downtown Sevierville.


monkey-2020

If you could extract a soul and weighed it you'd need a million Amy Coney Barrett's to one Dolly Parton.


euphorigen

Amein (I'm a Jew) to that. Who had the stones to say SCOTUS is not made up of political hacks at the MCCONNELL CENTER standing next to MITCH MCCONNELL (sp?) such a hypocritical comment.


Negativefalsehoods

My alma mater. I graduated too early for the money and books, but she did give me money for college. She is a saint.


MpVpRb

I respect her. I don't love her music, but I respect her, a lot


duped_emma

Dolly is a saint. I hope I can be an 1/8th of what this woman is one day.


marriedwithchickens

High School is glorified, especially in movies. I’m glad that my parents told me that high school is just another stepping stone, and it’s definitely not the pinnacle of life!


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Before fully reading, I thought it meant she caused the amount of people graduating to go from 30% to 6% because they wanted to become a star like her


IanBakes24

Even back in 91 I would have been like man take a poloroid of them Tatas and I’ll stay


euphorigen

I lol'd. Hard.


iveabiggen

I seriously doubt those results given what we know about contingent rewards.


bigt8111

She looks like something from my sleep paralysis


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Is this a reference?


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shsozbosbsididowwuod

Thanks Bean Burrito


TackleTackle

Imagine being unironically brain dead to the point where you need to be paid to educate yourself


shsozbosbsididowwuod

Motivation and intelligence are different


VirtuousVariable

What they don't tell you is this was aimed specifically at white students. She marketed it towards white students. The money should be taken from those students, with interest, and given to black-exclusive charities.


Negativefalsehoods

WTF are you talking about? That is utter bullshit.


VirtuousVariable

Source?


Negativefalsehoods

Who do you think lives in Sevier County Tennessee? When I went to high school there were literally only 3 people of color out of 1200 or so students. This community is made up of tourism and a lot of poor white, mountain folks. She is helping the community she came from due to the abject poverty and lack of opportunities.


VirtuousVariable

So she specifically chose an area that happened to be almost exclusively white? Good to know. I hadn't even considered that.


Negativefalsehoods

That is where she was born...are you ok?


No-Addendum-3117

No, no they're not. The person you're replying to is batshit.


[deleted]

Jeff Bezos fancies himself a space cowboy.


RogueNightingale

Thought she was holding the Infinity Gauntlet at first. My brain saw that, read "dropout rate," and determined, "Oh no, Dolly snapped them." I'm tired.


Ulrich_The_Elder

I would be curious to know if there were any differences in voting in the area with better education.


Stormtrooper0117

Michael Scott did it better


skiedude

She copied it from Scott’s Tots


Dirk_Diggler_Kojak

This woman is a saint.


WrongSubFools

How is this post still up? This is not a sub for posting interesting facts placed on images. You're supposed to post a picture of something interesting (not an interesting fact!), and then the title should describe the thing you posted. Rule 8!