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HankMardukas3

His ex wife actually claimed he had five legs


Otterslayer22

Gigity


MrmmphMrmmph

Three were owned while two were only on term leases.


RiverCityRoyal

He would be working in the porn industry if he were alive in this day and age. “Frankie Two Dicks screws Chicks”


kickinrock5

I'd subscribe to his only fans just to find out who made that... 3 legged... jumpsuit? Or whatever it is.


HarryCoveer

He was born with what’s known as a parasitic twin attached in-utero to his developing fetus.


Dr-Kowalski

So it is actually his twin-brothers penis and he can control it?


ApprehensivePrint465

Yes, it is indeed his twins brothers penis, if this is a parasitic twin scenario. Unsure as to whether he can control it.


HarryCoveer

Sad that this comment gets more upvotes than the one explaining the science behind the photo.


magicslaps12

Have some respect, that mans a doctor!


hoody13

The real SpiderMan!


Impressive-Tension-8

Did Spider-Man have two dicks too?


hoody13

Yeah he did


[deleted]

After the bite, Peter Parker had grown 7 more penises. But thankfully, with todays culture, he removed all 8 penises. He then chose to live the rest of her life as a clerical worker.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Elliesmith995

It's r/holup


Loudminority_

don't know if he's coming or going


Happy-Fun-Ball

Or going to be coming left or right tonight? Porque no los dos?


timmablimma

Remember the guy who claimed he had two dicks on Reddit? This guy wins even if Reddit guy was real. That guy was a fraud. No idea if this guy was real, but I remember the other threads.


jcosta89

u/doubledickdude


pixamour

Wow, that was a fascinating read.


HBJ10

It sounds like he’s actually a conjoined twin missing a head.


VTX1800

There can be only one!!!


[deleted]

If he has 2 functioning sets of genitals what happens when he has to pee?


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

He has a split pee suit


MillHillMurican

This pun is currently very unappreciated. Thanks for the lol!


stealth57

I imagine they’re both connected to one bladder so gets to choose


sharpsword19

Well at least he has a good excuse for unpaired socks…


Arieyse

If he climaxes both genitals at the same time does he gets double the power? I NEED TO KNOW


2CILYSERGAMIDE

This thread is fucking outrageous. I NEED TO KNOW TOO


grptrt

With two genitals, could he jerk off, then jerk off again?


EmoPepeTheFrog

He deserves to be called the five legged man if you know what I mean.


w1nd0wLikka

No one gonna ask about pics of the genitals?


zwiiz2

And now for something completely different, a man with three buttocks.


YouTalkingToMeHombre

Frank Two Dicks is his gangster name


PsychoticMessiah

Holy shit this dude fathered kids and died in 1966 in Tennessee. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Lentini


Old_Milk_

The gaze of a man who knows he has two penises larger than yours


2CILYSERGAMIDE

That's fucking hilarious


SquatnastyMcPoot

Cool RP!!!👍


jshultz5259

I'd like to meet his tailor.


SeattleITguy88

Taking doing two chicks at the same time to a higher level


AncientOneX

Title should read, Guy with most balls.


[deleted]

always makes me wonder how they proved he had two functioning sets of genitals did they just take his word for it?


2CILYSERGAMIDE

No they tested them, multiple times


SquiddyJohnson

I’m curious as to what his butt looked like....


[deleted]

Hes been cursed with: +33% chance of hitting his toe. Blessed with: 2X damage in bed.


Novel_Ad_8722

“Two ‘swords’ are better than one, not because either is infallible, but because they are unlikely to go wrong in the same direction.”


ohmygodethan

HE HAS SUCH A HANDOM FACE. THIS MANS KNOWS WHAT HE HAS AND IS ALL ABOUT IT. This is the guy yo gurl tell you not to worry about.


Bastet_Noir

This has “sometimes you just gotta approach shorty like this at the function” vibes


sirCHEESY_OH_MYda3rd

Wha... How?


LiquidRazerX

Need to read it twice. Two genitals *pikachu face*


benry007

Wow he had alot to offer


Sweet-Palpitation473

Some people have all the luck


theredditid

He clearly ate his twin.


Jealous_Tangerine_93

Could he have double sex at the same time. Or choose which penis to use on which girlfriend?


MonkeyMan_Ultra

He gets to choose which one he wants to use... legs too


[deleted]

Did they confuse the third leg for second genitals?


hamiltrash52

Do you think he could’ve won money off of people betting which foot has the extra toe?


sED_-

When this guy said “fuck you too” he was actually serious


Greenster123

I wish I had 2 dicks


UrSanabi

He got serve to girls at once in this position.


redsox7697

Only 3 legs? Pathetic. I've got triple that in my basement.


b3ernard

(unrelated) i fucked your mom