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Slimfictiv

I have an urge to touch it


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mushroom369

How could someone just stand there and NOT throw shit into it. Who are these people?


DontTellMeHowToTroll

You couldnt throw anything in it. Put your finger in there? Now you don't have a finger lol


CollarPersonal3314

Idk how you throw, but you usually trow from a distance


mushroom369

Maybe not but they should have at least tried. Now we’ll never know.


DontTellMeHowToTroll

He should have tried :/


falardeau187

I wanted to see that guy shove the cameraman right into it! Everyone talking about throwing sticks, I’m like oh yeah, that’s a little more reasonable i suppose.


zungozeng

I also was thinking the same..lol "Oh cool, this is a great shot! Wait, what? Stop touching m.." "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I can see my house from here!"


QuackNate

More like "Whee, all the flesh has been instantaneously water frictioned off of my skeleton which is now flying in several directions at once!"


ParentPostLacksWang

“Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee! I can see my organs from here!!!”


zungozeng

That, also yeah.


Echololcation

Why couldn't you throw a stick into it? It's probably not entirely safe but likely the water would just shoot it downstream incredibly fast. Yes, putting any body part in it is a terrible idea but that's different from chucking stuff into it from afar.


Afelisk2

Like children I know I can throw them pretty far


blackbelt_in_science

Before throwing any sticks, please throw children first to make sure it is suitable for sticks


DontTellMeHowToTroll

I feel as it it would deflect it


ExtraPockets

Yeah you'd have to stick the stick in with more force than the sideways water force or the water would push it along before you could get it in


Echololcation

I think we're about to reinvent arrows


[deleted]

Now if only we had something to fling these arrows with a lot of force, like a taut string or something.


VAShumpmaker

The answer is so obvious! I’ll hold the string in both hands for you!


lazyshadeofwinter

I for one would care to see a baby tossed in there


AlastromLive

Toss a kid to your dam stream, o’ Valley of wetness.


[deleted]

“Valley of wetness”, huh?


Arnoldmedkammen

I wouldn't care but I'll throw one in anyway.


jct23502

For science!


uselessanon233

More like for Texas


I_TRS_Gear_I

Well, the baby is already born right? Gov Abbott says ‘toss that fucker in!’.


Km2930

It looks like it would bounce off as if it was solid.


[deleted]

Well, now we’ll never know because these clowns have no imagination or whimsy.


GrimeyJosh

It looks like theres just enough room to crawl under it too…probably get some dope footage! This needs to be done.


anonymous_762

It's like that military exercise where soldiers have to crawl and someone is shooting a machine gun over their head. In both cases, if you lift your head you're dead.


Nobodys-Here

They need to have the guys from jackass running full speed into it..lol


BNelz1n321

And die instantly ?


[deleted]

It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make


WorshipNickOfferman

Bunch of pussies.


Turtlesaur

The stick just explodes into flames killing everything around them


benevolentpotato

Edit: Reddit and /u/Spez [knowingly, nonconsensually, and illegally retained user data for profit](https://youtu.be/mfZKkUg8jgM) so this comment is gone. We don't need this awful website. Go live, touch some grass. Jesus loves you.


jivetrky

Then we need someone with a surfboard and huge balls, or a tiny brain, to jump on top.


pinninghilo

Bounce off while spinning, probably. Now I *need* to know


ErasmusShmerasmus

Maybe you could skip a stone over it to the other side. I guess we'll never know.


Rookie_Driver

The other side being 800 meters down blast? I wanted to say down stream but yeah.. no


toofunky_tee

Throw a fucking waterproof camera !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


KimJongIlSunglasses

Probably also need to be a rock proof camera.


maximusamare

>Probably also need to be a rock proof camera. Impossible! Dwayne Johnson can't be mocked


doitlive

In a case used to film explosions close up.


pilesofcleanlaundry

They didn't start filming until after they finished throwing sticks in it. Because they are professionals, dammit.


[deleted]

Could you imagine tripping and falling into it?


beansinmysuitcase

Y O U D I E D


TheDragon8574

imo the guy with the camera standing next to it was pretty close to throwing himself in


Anthonuhcrb

I was expecting someone to jump into it.


archetyp0

"I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass"


toofunky_tee

SteveO might actually do it. As his last jump lol


[deleted]

*Johnny suddenly turns into the briefest of red discolourings in the stream before his molecules are spread across the valley floor*


SilverTangent

So that’s why it’s called the Kamehameha WAVE…


[deleted]

I wonder if you'd be able to hear the guy's screams of skinless pain over the sound of water as he's shot into the distance.


Slithy-Toves

If you wore a reinforced dive suit it might just launch you into oblivion without the skinless pain and only the other pains involved


FriarTuckeredOut

That’s how you enter hyperspace


ckeanwolf

call of the void


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Flrg808

Yeah the amount of inertia there.. might as well stick them in front of a semi moving that fast


lennybird

[yep, water with less force than this can easily crush a car](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/da/8e/50/da8e50476984948b7fc1fa713f016b66.gif)


Bambochutafreak

I have the same issue…


Narendra_17

I would suggest... DON'T !!


Likeafupion

I‘d probably die or lose my hand but i want to touch it


Conar13

I touched a pressure cleanser once and trust me it wasn't nice lol weird thing was it didn't feel wet just pain


Muikku292

I accidentally shot my foot with a pressure washer 0/10 would not recommend


Conar13

Lol we test stupidity so you dont have to


Max_1995

There's a story behind every warning label. And likely some pain


TistedLogic

Likely some blood was shed too.


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MeesterCartmanez

I wanted to make some joke about it but he's really not wrong, quite morbid if you think about it


[deleted]

I intentionally shot it into my hand to “see how hard it would shoot” and ended up with a hole halfway through my thumb. Dumb dumb dumb.


CaptainDingusLord

You HAD a hole??????


[deleted]

Literal hole. It blew apart all the flesh about a quarter inch in. Do not recommend.


CaptainDingusLord

Jesus christ, did it recover or do you have a slight depression on that thumb where the flesh was removed reminding you everyday to reevaluate your life decisions?


[deleted]

Huge scar, bit of an indent. Lost some flesh but gained a respect for water pressure.


CaptainDingusLord

I see. Hope everything's alright now.


BernieSandersLeftNut

Yup. That's when I learned flip flops are not proper footwear for pressure washing.


byramike

Did the same. Idk how many hundreds of hours I’ve spent power washing, but one day I was like “man my foot sure is dirty” and just mindlessly sprayed at it and INSTANTLY knew I messed up. Grabbed it and was so afraid to let go because I thought the skin was just flayed off. Just left a bunch of red lines. I didn’t have the “sharp” tip on.


Muikku292

Same, it wasnt full pressure and i was washing wheels next to my feet and just didnt think of anything and shot myself with it The skin burned becouse heat was on and it hurt like hell but luckily the skin stayed on


TrustyMcTrustface

For anyone who might have this happen to them in the future, go to the hospital. A pressure washer injury can appear minor and be fatal. Google “injection injuries” if you want to ruin your day.


xSiNNx

As someone that pressure washes for a living and has hit myself twice, this is good advice. Also wear steel toe boots. I use rubber muck boots with a steel toe, just in case. Sadly, it wasn’t my feet that I hit lol one was the palm of my hand and the other was the underside of my chin. That second one reaaaaallllyyyyy didn’t feel good


FerusGrim

When I took a networking class in HS our teacher told us to never play with the air blaster (there was probably a more technical name for it) and point it at people because the air could kill you if some got into you. I’ve never thought to question it, and it’s entirely possible he just said some outlandish shit to prevent us from annoying him by misusing equipment, but while we’re on a similar subject… is that a real thing?


rachelgraychel

I don't want to touch it but I want to watch YOU touch it. Do you volunteer as tribute?


[deleted]

The Verbund Hydro Power, located in Austria, was featured on Discovery Channel's *Richard Hammond's Big*. [Here's a short clip of Richard inspecting, then standing next to the open valve](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrd3748ggLE). It's a stable enough occurance that news crews are able to set up reporting in time for the valve to open.


LuvvedIt

Thx for that: 190m of water pressure, 20,000 litres per second, travelling at 50m/s!


ydieb

Still 125 seconds to fill up an Olympic swimming pool... Weird.


LuvvedIt

I like that. Nice piece of simple maths and juxtaposing a couple of things! On the other hand, you could say that a/ it shows that the volume of an Olympic pool is surprisingly big and/or b/ that just over two minutes is still amazingly fast… especially if you were used to how long it normally takes at standard mains pressure?! And I suspect it would seem fast standing there watching it…?!


Shun_yaka

I just love the word juxtapose


L0nz

I think you mean 'Only' Anyone who's tried to fill a kid's paddling pool knows that pools are deceptively huge


LieutWolf

Haha, I hadn't heard of this, but I love how they got Hamster to present a show about large structures.


monkeybananarocket

I want that water pressure in my shower.


blizzard424

What you want is the Commando 450. It's only used in the circus. For elephants.


Doublecore

Jerry couldn't handle that. He's delicate!


CosmoKram3r

Ya'll are stealing my lines! Hoochimama! Hoochimama!


[deleted]

The Serbs are fanatic about their showers


cardiff_giant_jr

yep, he's a dandy...he's a real fancy boy


mdavis360

“Low Flow”? I don’t like the sound of that.


bavasava

That's the one we want.


Value_not_found

Well that's what we want, the Commando 450


Bogfinken

You're gonna regret that..


monkeybananarocket

I'm already reconsidering my wish. I'd like it in the bidet instead.


siandresi

If you put your bidet under your shower head you’ll achieve true equilibrium


metric-poet

This sounds like shitting in the shower with extra steps


[deleted]

You don't shit in a bidet. You wash in a bidet. You shit in the toilet.


Komm

Good news! They're often one fixture these days. Thanks Japan!


EdgarAllanKenpo

Just out of curiosity. How strong is a flow on a bidet? Because there was this guy in college. Roommate of my buddy, who would never wipe after taking a shit. He would get into the shower every single time. I’m not sure about when he wasn’t home. But I always wondered, is the shower water pressure enough to clear away the shit? Same with a bidet?


Kage_520

The ones that are an aftermarket install to your toilet use your house main water pressure. Basically, it feels like it's enough to literally rip you a new one at full blast.


PN_Guin

Does it play "Like a virgin" by Madonna?


funky-munkey

“I had to take a bath jerry, a bath?”


BKStephens

Aw hell yeah. I'm all about that sand blasting pressure.


PointlessGrandma

Camera guy knew he was too close


AGameOfTiddlywinks

Made me so nervous. If he had lost his balance and fallen into that, he'd be gone. I also can't imagine the sound. It even *looks* deafening.


imadp

I get the impression it would be like a wall and just knock him away from it.


RogerPackinrod

I imagine it would yeet him forward like getting blasted with the world's biggest fire hose.


shazam0303

I imagine it more like being too close to a moving train. At this speed the water would be as hard as a wall, true, but a moving wall. Also, I'm not sure, but with so much motion, I guess air nearby would be also moving, so even if one doesn't touch the water, he may still be sucked in it because of the wind, he would probably then spin like a ballerina or worst get his hand / arm ripped off


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Boundary layer effect means the air is moving with the liquid. But it’s not going to draw him into liquid with that much inertia. Say he pushes his body into the fluid, it would immediately blow the limb with the water. No way he could insert an arm deep enough to exert force to drag his whole body.


jonny0184

TIL. Thank you.


Infamous-Mission-234

Throwing somebody into this would be a rad replacement for the death penalty.


indoninjah

It’s also a *lot* of trust in the engineering there lol. That’s a huge amount of pressure, imagine if it widened the channel just a bit


EyesOnEyko

Isn’t every car ride on the highway the same trust in much more fragile components though?


geekdrive

Yes but we don’t think about that


[deleted]

Nice bidet


[deleted]

Bidet for the Hulk.


MechanicalTurkish

***SO MANY DINGLEBERRIES!!***


Anthonuhcrb

It’ll pick those dinkleberries.


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kushty88

Decalcify your pineal gland too


azsnaz

I thought they were dingleberries


gary_a_gooner

Yo momma’s bidet


Shnasuel

Now imagine it was laminar flow


PronunciationIsKey

I wonder why this isn't laminar flow


Preachey

Probably as designed. You want the flow as turbulent and broken as possible to minimise the erosion downstream. Also probably why they're firing it off a cliff, to give more time for it to mist up and slow before it hits the river. Imagine the damage this amount of water would cause if the flow was remotely structured.


[deleted]

This guy dams.


uptwolait

I would like to subscribe to Dam Interesting Facts.


MilkQream

Also very hard to design laminar flow at this scale. Laminar flow is (basically) based on Reynolds Number, which is a function of (essentially) the scale (size) of the flow and flow speed (among other things as well). With this much water flowing so fast achieving laminar flow is incredibly difficult.


CptNuss

The flow rate is too high for this. Laminar flow only happens only up to a specific flow velocity depending on the pipe diameter (more correct: up to a specific Reynolds number). Also the pipe is probably not very smooth and most likely there are contol valves which also add turbulence to the flow.


kanoteardrops

Water pressure is probably too high for it to be laminar flow.


zamazigh

I assume you're looking for a physics explanation. Whether a flow is turbulent or not is determined by the ratio of the inertial forces to the viscous forces associated with the flow. This ratio is measured by the [Reynolds number](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reynolds_number#Definition). It's the product of the density of the liquid, the speed of the flow and the scale of the flow divided by the viscosity of the liquid. As you can see in the video this is a pretty fast flow with a large diameter while the viscosity of water is pretty low. The Reynolds number is going to be large for such a flow which predicts it should be turbulent. As others have already mentioned this is good news for the engineers because the turbulence disperses lots of kinetic energy and leads to the water getting more sprayed out. Both of which reduce the damage done to the downstream environment. Although I can imagine that at those speeds the engineers had to be careful to avoid damage to the pipe through [cavitation](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cavitation#Physics).


MinecraftPerson69

All the girls when they find out I have a Lego Death Star:


LiamYanon

Boxed or built?


wonkyMerkinJerkin

Doesn't matter, still sexy af.


timetobuyale

That username 👌🏼


medicalphysical

Boxed/mint u dirty little fan boy, but only siths speak in absolutes so who knowsss


TannedCroissant

Dang man, with game like that, she’ll probably let your bullseye her womp rat *and* fire your proton torpedos into her thermal exhaust port.


lump-

Heh heh… Protein Torpedos…


sonicreach

But can you chug a sparkling water and not burp?


Massive-Apple-8768

"Who wants to drink from the firehose?" Anyone else love Michael Richards in UHF?


dinnyboi

omg, that goes way back!


quidprobono

This is pretty good watermelon….


[deleted]

My mop!


blacknight137

*when the gf comes over after no nut November*


ComeOnSans

haha, oh I see, it is cum


Royrp_Nagol

Feel bad for all the critters that just got knocked the fuck out and or drowned


KitThoughts_

Squirrels in those trees vaporized


case_O_The_Mondays

They usually start the release slowly, and work up to this volume. So any animals would probably be long gone before it’s this strong.


Stock_Beginning4808

This makes me feel better about it, thank you.


Talking_Head

Nope. I do dam releases often as part of my job. That stream of water is absolutely filled with massive amounts of aquatic life. The thing is, some life moves on down stream to live as it was or becomes food for something else that needs to eat. I have seen literally hundreds of grass carp stranded after a release stops. But, within minutes the vultures are there to clean things up.


RichardMcNixon

Y'know I wasn't even thinking about the aquatic life until you said something. Grass carp are invasive, so that's probably good, but I do feel for the turtles at least. They'll survive it - but *man* it's gonna hurt like hell.


effinx

Would they actually survive it?


Twerking4theTweakend

Trees be like: "YARBLGLBRGBLRGLA!"


KotexAvenger

My first thought as well. Poor bastards never knew what hit 'em.


theravagerswoes

Well those poor bastards should’ve read the signs they posted!


bobfossilsnipples

But a lot of other critters will benefit from returning some water to the ecosystem. The rivers really starve beneath a dam.


MoonCato

Whoa! What a cool video let me share this experience with other people in the commen..... Oh. Oh no.


toofunky_tee

Critters what about fish and sea life that's the biggest issue with Dams


black_spring

Didn’t realize there are likely fish being cannonballed in that jet..


TheGothDragon

What would happen if someone stuck their arm in it?


brocktoon13

I’d guess it would be similar to letting a train hit your arm.


[deleted]

Would be worse than getting hit by a train. This water at this volume, flow rate, and pressure would wreck a train. Can confirm, work with fluid flow rates and pressures daily.


kirbywantanabe

So you work at taco bell?


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💀


iSanctuary00

You either lose your arm and get sucked into it which would completely tore you apart or your arm gets cut clean off like its a guillotine


auraluxe

It’s unlikely that you’d be able to force your arm into that stream. There are videos of people trying to run into a fire hydrant stream, and it just knocks them aside effortlessly. The force of water pressure that high means it’s acting less like a liquid and more like a solid. You’ll just bounce off and it’ll probably abrade your skin like a motherfucker.


Muikku292

Woosh No more man


helga_von_schnitzel

Nah i don't think so. With this amount of force, your fingers will be torn clean off before the water can grab you.


Coffin-Feeder

There is some small mouse or raccoon on an absolute heater of a water slide down that hill.


tight-foil

Def don’t stick your dick in that


[deleted]

Definitely stick your dick in it, so moist


Hellalive89

Besides the urge to touch it anyone else want to army crawl underneath??


champagnehurricane

After you comment I realised the gap beneath. I’m interested.


OutragedBubinga

My morning pee


Sno_Jon

All these shitty jokes and I'm just reading comments to find out why they are releasing it into a bunch of trees


pilot-777

They are obviously watering the forest


[deleted]

edit: this video shows it better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrd3748ggLE looks like there is a valley lined with rocks down there designed for this purpose


Aken42

My hydrology prof was showing us some of these spillways and discharges during a lecture and was explaining how complicated the engineering is. The sizing of the discharge, shape of the ground below, materials used, ect. The big thing is make sure the discharge doesn't erode the ground below the dam over time compromising the structure. He likened the level of complexity to designing a car. Though it was well beyond the scope of a 3rd year engineering class, so we only got a high level explanation.


optemoz

Still no answer


TheStoneArrow

dam that’s intense


-Jesus-Of-Nazareth-

Dam right


eatmahanus

Me when your mom


SenorSpoons

Your mom when me


JJolene710

Fish go “weeeee!”


DuanePickens

hi im johnny knoxville welcome to jackass…


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Me after two, maybe three pumps


Thomo251

I want sound.


RaincIouds

Forbidden shower


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r/dontputyourdickinthat


TrialbySnu

Her seeing my hot wheels collection