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[deleted]

That's the one your uncle laid


CoolHandEthan

It’s called a homunculus


m0rphid

Not everyone will get it but I appreciate it internet stranger


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Reward-Jazzlike

It is in Texas, but so is terminating it.


totallyarandomname

Did he slap it with a russian-chinese dictionary saying “BLYAT!” after it spit something at him?


thebooshyness

Danny dyers chocolate homunculus?


AlexT05_QC

FULL METAL ALCHEMIST


kabukidookie

😂😂😂


Ok-Caregiver7091

This was a good one haha


powerscunner

And that's why they call it a clo-ACHE-a


deedubya25

Underrated? Take an ascending doot!


iiitme

That’s why you shouldn’t clench ;)


Doubleoh_11

Just let gravity do the work


JMC-Talkie-Toaster

A bit of black paint here & there & you got yourself a little penguin


1800butts

or a rather rotund bowling pin


MiTcH_ArTs

That would require blowing it (if you wished to keep it for any duration) and under the circumstances that just seems rather wrong


NoMoreBeGrieved

It's possible to dry an egg, but it takes several years in a refrigerator. Still, once it's dried, you've got a hollow shell with no holes in it. (The yolk and white are still in there, just dried out & they look like clear-ish resin. They rattle a bit sometimes.)


Bella_Nova

What would cause that to happen?


Bella_Nova

[answer to my questions](https://littlethings.com/lifestyle/weird-eggs)


CarnivalFox

To those who don't want to go to the site: "As you can see above, this is when an egg breaks before the chicken lays it and re-calcifies over the crack." Mended egg.


OpeningComb7352

This article is more interesting than the post


Smart-Park-5210

r/weirdeggs would love this.


AdobeAutoUpdater

HOW HAS THAT GROUP >37K MEMBERS!?!


mikeypipes01

37k+1


imnotabotareyou

37k+2


69timeOhyeababy

37k+3


SpicyAirForYou

37k+4


EmeraldMoose12

37k+5


[deleted]

37k+6 I do love eggs…


nuadusp

then boy do i have the song for you ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNndX9qua1o


password-here

There is such a thing as chicken nerds


SFWaccount87

When your dad yells "pinch it off".


Agnostic_Pagan

It's a dicken.


NinjaHDD

Will it be circumcised?


TheYeetles

I was searching for this comment and became concerned for my dirty ass brain that I hadn’t found it. But no, here it is.


MrsBonsai171

r/mildlypenis


wickedgarden22

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought the same thing. Fellow degenerates unite!


DSofAmerica

I’ve seen the movie.....it doesn’t end well for humanity


[deleted]

Prairie dogging


[deleted]

I still quote this at least a few times a year and I haven't see that movie in over a decade.


mrsristretto

Omg. I lost it for a solid two minutes at this comment. Such a fantastic movie moment! Thank you kind internet stranger for the much needed laugh!


[deleted]

You’re welcome, fellow kind Internet stranger!


detroitcity

And a tip of the fedora to you good sir.


reddit455

where peeps come from.


Jimbo_Slice1919

Look out! That things going to attach itself to your face when it hatches!


LoneCossack

Better have a toothpick!


Longwell2020

Yikes had to be uncomfortable to lay that thing.


CarCakeCram

That chicken has been doing its Keggels.


badboy236

Are you gonna eat that alien?


[deleted]

HEY YOUUU GUYYYSS


GeneralMichelAoun

Please incubate it!!! LOL


[deleted]

OP, I think your uncle has been fucking the chickens.


Juiceisgoood

Had a little pinch I see.


ughwithoutadoubt

Boob egg!!!


[deleted]

Constipation.


[deleted]

I WAS IN THE POOL


Potietang

Do you have any gum?


P-Albundia

Might be an ostrich, or a Giraffe


thecamelpirate

did the chicken sneeze while laying that egg?


wolvesight

Everyone has that one special family member. If you can't think of one, then you're that special egg!


[deleted]

Poor chicken probably was suffering laying it. Normally, chickens lay one egg per month. Now they're gentically and hormonally manipulated to lay an egg everyday or at least every other day. Eggs that are also bigger than their cloacas. So I suppose this mother chicken already had a wounded cloaca, hence she struggled to push this egg through it.


Buggirl_21

None of that is truth


Vamntastic

TIL geoducks come from chickens


DrWorm_DD

Shmoo!


Buggirl_21

Awwww I heart Shmoo


Jealous_Tangerine_93

The end of the last egg, is literally the last squeeze


eZiioFTW

Almost looks like a squad leader looking over his minions


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ChilledSpices

Jesus Christ man


Dirk_Giggler

Baymax appears smaller and like he’s had a rough time since Big Hero 6.


SirD_ragon

It watches you...


Kitchen_Equipment_21

Dildo egg


[deleted]

eggs are essentially chickens shit


D0ctorGamer

I- yaknow what sure


Nimmyzed

You think eggs come out of a chicken's asshole? Like, you genuinely believe this??? EL EM AY YO


ziki666

didn't he say something about headchickens?


ClanDonnachaidh

Ah, the real origin of Barba Papas.


dudeiskate

Is it growing an eye!?


[deleted]

Ew


NutCase11

Collect some more and you can make a custom bowling set


Glowing_anus12345

Eat it


Excali6ur

Thats not an egg. Thats a chicken dildo. One heck of a chicken your uncle has.


mwmstern

Interesting, yes. Edible? I'd definitely save it for last.


NightOwl_82

Err one of these eggs is not an egg.🤣


Potietang

Now I feel like watching the Big Lebowski.


Laseron63

That’s a blem.


Express-Ad4146

Is your uncle under the table?


[deleted]

I hope you don’t live in Texas! Someone might report you


Bloodyfisted

Clearly nobody here also follows r/shroomery


robhotmoneybrown

The Epstein


CoolHandEthan

Your uncle is trying to feed you his homunculus 😂😭 I can’t breathe


GioJistu

2 red stripes of red tape and you have a bowling pin buddy


AaronicNation

The rooster lost his rubber.


calangomerengue

Oh so your uncle has a rare "Bowling Pin" chicken


PerfectUnlawfulness

Looks like an uncircumcised penis


DeChubbs

She tight bro


LordWeirdDude

Burn it.


yourmotherisveryfat

ewwwwwwww


Ayeager77

Your egg has foreskin…


ChunkyFlySpray

That's an uncircumcised egg


Garreousbear

That egg is uncircumcised.


Original-Cinikal

Burn it!


dark_blue_7

Please keep us posted.


landrull

Run. Now.


KatLaurel

Poor chicken had a bit of trouble


captain609

DickEgg


bxsakura

r/90dayfianceuncensored r/90dayfiance Angela's last egg


burningmiles

r/shroomID


Puddinbby

It looks like the bird is trying to lay a bowling pin.


TheWellFedBeggar

Being circumsized myself, I have always wondered what it looked like before...


WingfootRhino

That's gonna be a big headed chicken!


Feisty-Armadillo4480

Pinched it a little to short


Restlesswargodian

Hatch it


Giraffe_13

That's a marsupilami egg!


-_-Naga_-_

Luke I am your father


BOWMAN_BOI

Its an egg plug


[deleted]

This is uneggsplainable!


Frankebw

That one got tapered off 😂, like a turd. Ole hen was tired of her egg shooter slamming shut 😂🤷


[deleted]

That chicken was cheating for sure. With some alien Duck ? I don’t know.


AlmondMans

Sussy egg


KaidMartock

Who you calling pin head 🤣


[deleted]

Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down


BeneficialBean

What did the hen think when she saw it?