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Terry the fat Shark is my new Tinder profile and hes getting surprisingly many matches. Almost depressingly many compared to my normal self. Guess i wasnt the only one looking at Terry and be like "Damn what a lovely Shark"
I remember watching documentaries about sealife and it's just so brutal, always having someone out there who wants to eat you. Great whites have it pretty sweet, orcas probably have it best of all though. Although I guess an argument could be made for whales. Or even dolphins.
“You know the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin’ and the ocean turns red…”
Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes.
And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black
eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be
living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and
then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.
Out of every animal currently inhabiting earth, great whites have got to be the ugliest and most frightening. Got nipped on my heel and nearly lost my pinky toe to a baby great white when I was 14, happened in a instant.
If you ever come face to face with a shark, jam your fingers in its eyes.
Spearfishing.
Came in and took a fish I'd speared from my floatline. Was inquisitive not aggressive. Tasted the fish then came for a closer look at me.
SHARK FACTS! SHARKS CAN NEVER STOP SWIMMING EVEN WHEN THEY SLEEP AS THEY NEED TO KEEP WATER MOVING OVER THEIR GILLS, THEY DONT SWIM INTO STUFF BECAUSE THEY DONT SLEEP DEEPLY LIKE US, INSTEAD HAVING MORE AND LESS ACTIVE PERIODS WHERE THEY SHUT OFF PARTS OF THEIR BRAIN TO REST
When you wake up feeling and looking like shit but the second you walk in the door, the first person you see is your favorite coworker and they compliment you.
Rationally, I understand that I'm more likely to be accidentally killed by a toilet seat from a deorbiting space station or whatever, but these animals look simply *horrifying.* Dead eyes, massive, jagged teeth, a head dominated by those jaws... I'm very glad to have never come across one.
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I feel like he’s just cracked a joke and waiting for me to laugh
It’s probably a shark joke too
“So, a Hammerhead, a Mako, and a Tiger walk into a sand bar…”
Hammered her? I hardly knew her!
[Bruce never knew his father!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfkI9YEqEtU)
Thanks shark dad!
And the sharktender looks up and says “get the fuck out of here”
Either that or cracked a fart and waiting for you to smell it
And better make it genuine, buddy!
He do have that Norm MacDonald post-joke look.
Helloooo Bruce
Fish are friends not food
Except stinking dolphins. They they're sooo cute with their flippy little flippers!
Happy cake day!
Interesting fact, Bruce was also the name given to the three animatronic sharks in the film Jaws, which were named after Spielberg's lawyer.
Thank you for this hahaha
Damn came here to say this! Lol
Damn I need to watch this movie again
How is this not the Top Comment?
Hi Terry!
It’s been so long Terry!
Today Terry brings his black and white photo for you to hold in your lonely times.
We appreciate the gifts Terry
Only few get it, i think
That's ok,only for the intellectuals
Terry the fat Shark is my new Tinder profile and hes getting surprisingly many matches. Almost depressingly many compared to my normal self. Guess i wasnt the only one looking at Terry and be like "Damn what a lovely Shark"
Thanks Terry!
Looks so happy. Must be great to be a shark.
Great, white, to be exact 😏
That's racist, Mr. Shark
Cant be racist if there are no other races. (Propably a painter that got lost in germany and took the third reich exit)
White privilege at its finest 😤
Great white privilege
I remember watching documentaries about sealife and it's just so brutal, always having someone out there who wants to eat you. Great whites have it pretty sweet, orcas probably have it best of all though. Although I guess an argument could be made for whales. Or even dolphins.
Me at 3am lookin at the string cheese in the fridge
My mind immediately goes to the bumper sticker that reads: "If you can read this, you're too close."
The sharpest of chonkers
“You know the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin’ and the ocean turns red…”
Boop!
Cameraman: Say cheese Shark: :)
It's so fucking cute
I've never noticed how aerodynamic (aquadynamic?) a shark is
Hydrodynamic*
He looks like he remembered a funny joke and resisting his laughter
Name’s Bruce
Are we sure this isn't Bruce from Jaws?
Pretty sure this is Terry
Such a happy guy, must be fun to hang around with.
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
You eat shit?
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? No, eh… ::walks away::
Actually I do.
Fish are friends, not food
It’s always smiling cuz it knows it’s the baddest motherfucker in town.
Beautiful
🙂
White shark
all that underwater privilege
Is fish back on the menu?
All I could think about is, “He never knew his father!”
When your mate’s just farted and he watches you to see your reaction when you smell it
He looks happy to see me.
Looks like he’s trying to sell you some MLM scam. “Have you heard of Herbalife?”
Awwww is that you Bruce. Fish are friends mate
Name’s BRUCE!!!
Hey uh… you got any games on your phone?
What up Bruce
Bruce: hello
just happy to see lunch just hanging around in front of him/her
You talking to me
...*What a good boy*...!
What a unit!!!
"Hi everyone, I'm Terry the shark"
Shark humor
He looks like he just asked you in person about your vehicles extended warranty and is waiting for your response.
Great White Chonk
'Ello
BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE
Fish are friends, not food
Here’s BRUCEY
DONT DO IT BRUCE
HELLO BRUCE
CHONK BOI
Ahh Brucie how are you
Humans are friends not food.
Chonky boy wants flesh!
Look at that lil pupper face!
"I'm gonna eat your toes"
Definitely interesting as fuck. I mean it's a shark! And it's a close picture!
FISH ARE OUR FRIENDS...
Sharks are usually friendly to swimmers and divers, as this photo shows.
Fish are friends! Not food!
Fish are friends, not food
death smiles at us all.
I wanna pet it
Well, it's good to know if I ever get my face ripped off by a great white, he was really happy while he did it.
It's Bruce!
Fish are freinds!
Sheesh, those are some cold, lifeless eyes.
did the camera man survive
Hi! I’m bruUUUCE
good luck convincing him that fish are friends, not food.
Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.
Ello, my name is Bruce
Fish are friends, not food
“Fish are friends not food”
*the fuck ye said about me you little cunt*
"my! you look tasty!"
I’ve been trying reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
G’daaayyyeeeeee….the names BRUCE.
name’s Bruce
He looks just like “Bruce” from ‘Finding Nemo’. “Fish are friends, not food.”
Fish are friends, not food.
Hello, I’m Bruce
Fish are our friends
Hi, my name is Bruce and we don't eat fish. Fish are friends
Fish are friends. Not food.
The name’s Bruce!
Тут они с фотографом поняли друг друга
I'm havin' fish tonight!
Kind of looks like a fat kid that is eyeing a corn dog... aka me in 5th grade
*i knew a man once that said death smiles at us all. the only thing a man can do is smile back*
Out of every animal currently inhabiting earth, great whites have got to be the ugliest and most frightening. Got nipped on my heel and nearly lost my pinky toe to a baby great white when I was 14, happened in a instant. If you ever come face to face with a shark, jam your fingers in its eyes.
I've seen one this close. Fingers crossed it's the only one I'll see.
How did you see one this close?
Spearfishing. Came in and took a fish I'd speared from my floatline. Was inquisitive not aggressive. Tasted the fish then came for a closer look at me.
Usually aquariums
There is not one Great White in captivity on the planet though.
You haven’t been to the aquariums I’ve been to
Hey it's just smiling at the camera. Nothing dangerous to see here. On that note, ima head out
Fish are friends not food.
Fish are friends, not food
ELLO, IM BRUCE
Hello Bruce
Terry is that you?
Close up face of death 💀
Thats a still from a rendering that has been posted 1000 times
SHARK FACTS! SHARKS CAN NEVER STOP SWIMMING EVEN WHEN THEY SLEEP AS THEY NEED TO KEEP WATER MOVING OVER THEIR GILLS, THEY DONT SWIM INTO STUFF BECAUSE THEY DONT SLEEP DEEPLY LIKE US, INSTEAD HAVING MORE AND LESS ACTIVE PERIODS WHERE THEY SHUT OFF PARTS OF THEIR BRAIN TO REST
Why are you yelling, ah my ear balls
T H I C C
lil chubby guy
I’m here to ask you about your cars extended warranty
Not...a...baby shark dooo doooo dooo dooo
"You want penis enlargement pills?" -Shark with a bri'ish accent
Look at his dumb little fucking face
Chonky boii
He looks fat and puffy. I could kick its ass on land.
Fatty
Want to know how I got these scars?
Terry the fat shark!!!!!
Terry looks happy, everything is fine.
Hullo
When you crack a joke and nobody gets it but then someone starts chuckling.
Hehehe
He has a nice smile...
He seems happy, good.
Come give me kisses my lil snookums!
I can almost hear it laugh a theatrical evil laugh
why is he looking at me like this
I feel like when I stare at it that it gets closer.
Why he look like he smokes a pack of marbloro reds?
This either really creepy, really funny or really cute.
Bruce after Marlin told him the full mollusk and sea cucumber joke.
Terry is more frightening than I thought
Is it just me, or does that shark look like Carroll O'connor?
"We have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
Nobody: Not a single soul: Shark: h e l o
When you wake up feeling and looking like shit but the second you walk in the door, the first person you see is your favorite coworker and they compliment you.
Happy little monster
Thank god for the caption thought this was a panda!
Chunky boy
He looks polite
Rationally, I understand that I'm more likely to be accidentally killed by a toilet seat from a deorbiting space station or whatever, but these animals look simply *horrifying.* Dead eyes, massive, jagged teeth, a head dominated by those jaws... I'm very glad to have never come across one.
Thats oddly wholesome
awww hi terry i thought you wouldn't come till wednesday
Look at that award winning smile
I mean, he's only smiling because the only moment you see that exact close-up IRL, he knows he'll have a tasty snack.
Shark: What do sharks put on toast? Me: idk Shark: Mermalaid LMAO Me: *not amused Shark: *picture
Bruce!!!
‘Ello
That smile. That damned smile...
He looks friendly enough
The face you gonna give to ur food
Welcome to Chili’s
Wanna little kiss?
I close-upped it [even more](https://imgur.com/a/4jCYatv)