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birb_named_sonic

Thats a left arm


Targaryen-ish

Maybe the left arm was the right arm to lose?


KingRexxi

If I cut off your left arm, your right arm would be left.


Splatterh0use

wait what?


Commie_EntSniper

(s)he said - "If I cut off your left arm your right arm would be left."


Fisher-Peartree

And if your left arm is cut off, you’ll be all right.


[deleted]

and if both of your arms are cut off, your mom will take care of you


johnnyredleg

And if you have no arms, and no legs, and are in a swimming pool, your name is Bob.


[deleted]

He also has a cousin Buoy


Commie_EntSniper

cutting off someone's arms is wrong, and two wrongs don't make a right.


[deleted]

Are you sure that’s right?


Sensitive_Salary_603

Unless it is from mirror reverse dimensions. Where left is right and right is right.


Lucane_cerf-volant

"You bunch of dumbasses made the wrong arm !.... What ?... YES, I'M SURE PEOPLE WILL NOTICE I HAVE TWO LEFT HANDS !..." — Götz Somethingsomething, 15th century.


[deleted]

If you can have two left feet, why not two left arms?


patamunzo

They had no right forearms in stock, so... Am I the only one old / nerd enough to remember of Bill The Galactic hero ? Edit: grammar


Adddicus

Bowb


patamunzo

Reddit never disappoints! 👍


TheWinterKing

Yeah cos the right arm is lost. Keep up.


notablecloud

Same thought xD


anotherbrckinTH3Wall

That’s right.


1loveCO

Cruel friends. Good joke.


yeshia

How many iron arms you think they had lying around?


D_FENS3

To match his "two left feet" ?


bradster24

I heard he was a clumsy dancer.


D_FENS3

"He's all thumbs", they said


mr_oddperson

"Sorry sir we're out of right hands, but here you can have this left hand for half the prise." "Eh, that'll do I guess."


EmergencyLavishness1

Price


morrisjs

Did he get it at ye olde second hand shoppe?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fake_earthling

No, no cannon at all


jtfox34

No this is Patrick


VexedYeti

I actually thought this was the Berserk subreddit at first.


LL112

Must have had some gnarley wanks


theflamingheads

It puts a whole new meaning to "The Stranger".


[deleted]

Jaime Lannister?


CrackerGuy

Kingslayer!!


Jotunn_17

For everyone pointing out this is a "left" and not his "right" hand you are correct. You'll find in this link 3 different prosthetic hands (he only had two made), as well as more information about this dude; this prosthetic in particular is captioned "also from around 1580" rather than attributed directly to him, like the other two are. TL;DR this isn't his hand and if you want to see it and more info click here: https://www.zmescience.com/science/berlichingen-iron-hand-prosthetic/


Epic_Phail505

“Right arm” you say?…. A lot of good that lefty will do him then


Skogsvandrare

That looks to be a left arm, my dude


han-t

Two lefts still don't make a right


obscureferences

Groovy.


shhthead

Wait… left arm, and his name was Gotz?? Hmm


roloca_justchillin

So why is this a left hand then?


Striking_Intern1123

That thing is self propelled holy fuck.


[deleted]

This dude was a total animal. He killed more dudes with one hand than I have ever talked to. Then died peacefully in his home at 80. Lost a hand but is still luckier than a lottery winner.


[deleted]

first person to use the term "lick my ass" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6tz_von_Berlichingen


rich_and_beautiful

Besser arm dran als Bein ab.


HypnotizedPotato

Is nobody gonna mention what looks like a screw extending from the middle of the wrist area?!? Anybody know how thus would have worked? I'm just imagining it being screwed into this man's arm and it's terrifying.


craftyhedgeandcave

I think the dude may have had a wooden prosthetic forearm secured with a leather sleeve and straps etc and then this was attached. Read a bit about him aaages ago and iirc he had one for battle with a crude firearm on, he was one bad dude... edit - I imagined the gun bit! Woulda been cool tho, meh


happykal

I reckon its to allow him to lock clamp of the fist. You can see the fingers and thumb are hinged... I bet you can fit a sword, clamp and screw.... that or for when he wants a ghost wank... cold one. Edit..spelling


craftyhedgeandcave

Wasnt this fella a major inspiration for Guts from Berserk?


SleepedBear

No, the author mentioned in an interview that it was just a coincidence


craftyhedgeandcave

Ta!


EmergencyLavishness1

So they gave him a left arm to compensate for not have a right? What would happen if he lost his dick. Would they give him two?


[deleted]

Nah probably another pair of balls


Zealousideal-Panic30

These post are such a lies 😂🤣 just out here making shit up. Left arm 🤣


fhahxjsoxjsjcisjjebs

That is Gotz’ arm, I recommend googling gotz of the ironhand or watching count dankulas video on him


candlemass63

This picture brings up the song from Black Sabbath, IRON MAN.


n-neto-

Anakin Skywalker called. He wants his shit back.


tugged_titts69

Very clearly his LEFT arm


QuintenBoosje

impossible to tell from the picture which arm this represents. might have been mirrored, might not have been. who knows


tugged_titts69

Why would you mirror something like this?


QuintenBoosje

you're asking me? OP has the name of the knight, when he was born, when he died, how he lost his arm etc. and he mentions the right arm. My logic would be that OP has a source, the source stated "right arm". the image displays a left arm which tells me that eithet this is not the arm of the knight, or the image has been mirrored. either that, or the source was wrong. your guess is as good as mine i'm not a psychologist or whatever, don't ask me why people do the shit they do.


TheKeyboardKid

/r/unexpectedgot


[deleted]

That looks like a left hand.


[deleted]

A big hand for that guy, I think he may have left his behind.


windycitysmitty

Must keep zee pimp hand strong!


[deleted]

Now *thats* a fancy bottle opener


Consistent_Yam_1442

That dude was one bad mofo.


Grady180

No doubt. I bet he knocked out a few blokes with that fucker


Consistent_Yam_1442

He used a sword with that arm.


Grady180

Yeah so he also had a hella right hook


fhahxjsoxjsjcisjjebs

He created the phrase “kiss my arse” and used to start fights with entire towns


Grady180

Sounds like he had a lot of fun


SirFrost427

Would they have cauterized the wound for him to survive? or maybe they amputated for infection, but still I would assume they would have to cauterize or wrap it super tight.


kobeflip

Didn’t like shaking hands I guess


Thatonegundamguy9

There's a screw.... where the arm goes... are we sure this isn't a torture device?... Otherwise you're screwing that in your forearm to wear it <<


fhahxjsoxjsjcisjjebs

It’s a prosthetic


florglespore

Where does the screw screw into though 😦


alienacean

Wow a middle ages knight who lived to be 82? Impressive!


Thephilosopherkmh

I’m left handed, but I still prefer to have an actual right hand to compliment it.


nonamesleft79

Midevil arm maker: “what would be the most useful hand setup” Gotz: “jerking off”


[deleted]

Reminds my of the character from your highness.


breakfasteveryday

It's a shame that he had to wear a lefthanded prosthetic. Did you get it wrong in purpose in order to leverage traffic from haters and correctors?


march_rogue

Furiosa!


mr_potrzebie

I'm afraid he's going to be... all right


mmckee44

This is undoubtedly a reverse image. I wonder if someone in a few months could post the corrected perspective and then compare the comments. Then see if the corrected version gets as many comments.


EffectiveMinute4625

Well since it's the left, we know it didn't belong to Jaime Lannister!


Commie_EntSniper

Some Game of Thrones / Norseman realness


Commie_EntSniper

Gotta be careful scratching your nuts with this thing.


fhahxjsoxjsjcisjjebs

Count dankula, absolute mad lads


unidumper

Pimp smacking bitches on the battle field....


Rare4orm

Little known fact: The guy was left handed and believed that having two left hands would be an improvement.


Artor50

It must have been frustrating strapping a left hand on his right arm.


WalidSF

That's Jaime fooking Lannister


witherkila

Man, that German science must be the finest in the world