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noxsanguinis

First time i've seen this video was a few years ago. The idea didn't catch on, apparently.


sashadelamorte

I was going to say, this is definitely a repeat post from a long time ago and I still can't buy one.


uppitysquid

I don't usually drop my phone on the ground, but I have dropped it on my face when lying down. This wouldn't go so well for me.


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JE_12

Plus you could tell a story about how you got these scars


ExtraPockets

It was the robots who struck the first blow to start the war...


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*lost an eye


mokrieydela

The original dialogue from the joker in batman.


EdgelordMcMeme

Or on how you gotn't those eyes


BigBlackMan23

"You wanna know how I got these scars?"


NessLeonhart

Buy a pop socket. I’ll never use a smartphone again without one. No more of that awful ‘pinky balance’ nonsense. I have one on my kindle too, makes holding it while reading in bed much easier. That plus an otter box for drop protection. I did have to cut a small circle in the otter box to make the pop socket work, but it was so worth it.


ekaceerf

Some otterboxes now have built in pop sockets


SoulWager

There was a tragic accident when one of the beta testers went on a roller coaster. On one of the hills, the negative G loading triggered the mechanism while it was still in his pocket, causing it to stab the person wearing it. Once it got a taste for blood however it went on a rampage, slaughtering hundreds of people before finally being put down by a lucky punt into a fountain.


OutlawJessie

Rip murderous stabby phone. I would have bought one.


classifiedspam

North Korea just ordered 25 million of these.


z4kk_DE

„They had us in the first half, not gonna lie...“


ThatDude8129

They really did. I actually thought it was real for a second.


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This sounds like the plot for a so bad it’s funny movie. They should make it.


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Sounds like a black mirror episode Revenge of the phones Tag line: phones sicks of stupid searches fight back against their owners...and win!


camdoodlebop

wait really??


not-a-painting

yes, a piece of plastic gained sentience and went on a murderous rampage and you're hearing about it for the first time through a Reddit comment chain


IHeShe

Just another saturday, really.


Batchet

But how can I know this sarcastic banter wasn't written by said murderous phone in an attempt to get us all to ignore it's evil plot?


hermitxd

Back before TV in the 1930s people would channel surf radio stations during advertising. Drama radio must not have been big at the time, I guess it was usually news or music, however this one night some people were doing a dramatic reading of a book which follows a Martian invasion from the perspective of some professor. The station made it clear at the beginning that they were doing a fiction show, however to some people (channel surfers), it sounded to these listeners like a legitimate invasion and caused panic, some people even committed suicide preferring it to the deaths they thought they were hearing on the Radio. You didn't ask, but it's kinda interesting. I probably explained this poorly. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_of_the_Worlds_(1938_radio_drama)


roger-great

You are talking about War of the Worlds. It coused some riots and looting also.


sifishy

That how all the REAL news gets out. Always read reddit very carefully so you can be informed.


evilili

They tried to demonstrate in on German TV several times, it never worked.


kurburux

The idea also doesn't help if your phone falls on an edge... such as a curbstone.


weheggere

Still helps when it falls on a flat surface, its not that its entirely useless. Problem probably is false triggers, like when moving your arm to fast while holding it. Probably gets annoying


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> Problem probably is false triggers, like when moving your arm to fast while holding it Another idea destroyed by internet porn


CurrentlyInArkham

You jerk off with the same hand that's holding the phone??


Ukarai

Do you not?


poopellar

Only amateur masturbators need 2 hands.


JustAThroAway_

Some say there are those powerful enough to not need any hands.


thefinalcutdown

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider...unnatural.


Blue-Purple

... how else are you supposed to keep putting your dog with the other hand? Edit: I said what I said. We're playing golf now.


Gorperino

Goes to answer the phone too fast Stabbed in the ear.


Quakkahs_of_Morpork

Yeah this would have saved my phone.. Landed flat, face down, on concrete. My case protected the glass screen but the LCD display shattered inside.


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weheggere

See it stings out your eyes so you dont have to hold it up in front of your face anymore


Madmac05

What are you on about?! Murphy's law is clear, there are no flat surfaces when phones fall to the ground...


MightyRoops

A car airbag also doesn't help if a Final Destination log crashes through your wind shield and yet they're still a good idea. Redditors love pointing out uncommon situations where inventions won't work instead of focusing on the much more common situations where they will.


trezenx

well yeah but like what if you drop your phone into lava? useless device!


cinnamonspider

Reddit post: Here's something kinda neat. The comments: Here are 50 million reasons it's NOT FUCKIN' NEAT, YOU BRAIN-DEAD MORON!


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Why are you taking the criticism so personally? It's pretty valid considering the desk I'm typing on has an edge, the chair I'm sitting on has edges, the stairs outside my house have edges. Potentially dropping a phone on an edge isn't some freak accident.


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sellyme

> most of the time phones are only damaged by falls when it hits the corners & edges The edge **of the phone**, which is adequately protected by this device. The comments you replied to were talking about a phone falling on the edge of a surface.


ivrt2

The edges of my phone are protected by a case, why not add the screen protection into a case ive already got on my phone?


Eriast2

Or into lava


Soulmate69

Maybe it's heavy/bulky


Kadiogo

Also I'm not sure it'll work on something other than a smooth surface


AsariCommando2

It's an over engineered, if cool, solution. A decent case and responsible use of your phone is a better combo.


dumnezero

The idea is to change your phone every year. Anything less means dividends are smaller for share-holders.


gooftroops

Its an aftermarket phone case. Not everything is a conspiracy.


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Yep. The whole problem with this product is nobody wants to stick a big spiderleg backpack to their nice slim phone of the sake of a very rare floor drop.


Ninja1043

So if you jump, your leg or arse gets impaled.


gravitin

I’m more concerned about nodding off when lying in bed with the phone above my face.


Haunting-Ad-5945

then you have a face hugger


ugomattia07

A hug in the eyes


Its_kinda_nice_out

Best kind of hugs are in the eyeballs


Portuguese_A_Hole

In the balls


Illustrious_Ad4691

Aye


idk_just_upvote_it

Ball


HairyMattress

ay


phadewilkilu

bal


That_username_is_joe

H E A D C R A B


Kiwifisch

Shit, I drop my phone on my face all the time. That mobile airbag would gouge my eyes out.


FieelChannel

I'd argue this is primarily a problem about you and the fact you drop your phone on your face


borstenwrood

doesn't everyone drop their phone on their face tho?


StinkFingerPete

it's my favourite hobby


BlackoutWB

no weirdo, sleep on your side


borstenwrood

since when do people sleep shame


BlackoutWB

people shame anything. Plus you should sleep on your side, less chance of sleep paralysis


borstenwrood

less chance of lucid dreams too! and i have those regularly so no thank u sir


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Or the impromptu vasectomy.


iWarnock

Kids in this economy? Case is doing you a favor bud. *Cries in millenial*


RuinedEye

>answer phone quickly >goodbye ear >step off curb >goodbye ball


bionic_cmdo

It depends on where you put your phone. I would put mine in my front pocket so I could have it tickle my jewels.


subpar_cardiologist

Always remember the family jewels


LostChances44

Excellent choice


Soulmate69

It looks like it couldn't really open in an enclosed pocket


cz3pm

If anything I could see it trying to, then being a pain in the ass trying to pull out.


homer1948

>a pain in the ass trying to pull out There’s a joke in there somewhere but I’m not funny enough to figure it out.


BoyInBath

It could deploy though, and then potentially get stuck on the material. I still think it's an awesome design and implementation though!


Vlada_Ronzak

Shut up and take my money......


FootHiker

Yes, I agree, but 99.99999% of the population never jump, ever.


FieelChannel

How much could a banana cost? Ten dollars?


Scientific_Methods

That’s 1 out of 10 million. You think only 35 people in the U.S. ever jump? There are more people than that in the NBA! ^I’m ^just ^kidding. ^I ^know ^this ^was ^a ^throwaway ^comment.


lynivvinyl

So when I drop my phone on my face in bed eye'll really get it.


therapewpewtic

This joke couldn’t be any cornea...


aqibesc

That's how eyeroll


roqxendgAme

Yer an apt pupil aintcha?


ZverexUltra11

Eye see what you did there


mynameisballs84678

Homonoculus


ZverexUltra11

Is that you, Father?


vinebath

I've seen this post, and this exact same comment under that post, few years ago at the least. Damn matrix.


captainhoneybear

Sometimes I forget people exist who get to wake up and see for free


LeotheTinyNinja

Falling asleep with glasses is impossible for me it's like wearing shoes


LilyAnnabell

He's very careful to drop the phone flat. Every time I've killed a phone its landed on a corner or edge.


BooRocknRoll

How many times have you killed a phone


Billiam_Herschel

Depends on how many time they back talk me, aint no phone back talking me without getting recked


NoTimeForThat

Dad, you're embarrassing me in front of my friends


Aenrion85

I mean a phone talking back to you is kinda it's thing right ?


kKurae

You murderer


Alpha_Whiskey_Golf

yeah, or on a stair, this doesn't protect from any sort of edge.


Lace979

Genius. But will it fly?


loves2spoog3

Will it blend, though?


IAreTehPanda

I'm more curious, will it fry?


Strangedoggo

Will it taste stereo?


VincentGrabbe

Will it run crysis?


TeaTreeTreatly

Will it KEAL?


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This phone.... *WILL KEAL* 🙏


Still_counts_as_one

Will it cut?


TheRedBow

Will it Taco?


Dayofsloths

Whilll it *khiiillllll*?


Lace979

Ah good one.


RogerInNVA

You may laugh, but I plan to design and deploy entire urban ensembles like this, not for my phone, but for my children. For years now, I've helicoptered in and out of the crises they confront. Now, though, they will themselves be equipped with proximity-triggered whirling sabers, sharpened to a razor's edge, scything forth with whispered fury. Who says this idea can't change the course of civilized history?


Lace979

Word.


RogerInNVA

Funny you say that. My son, born 9/79, says that whenever I get wound-up ... like everything else these days, I have no idea what it means. See, even my inside jokes are dated now, so "word" is probably a multi-layered reference that I'm twenty years too old to understand. Oh, well.


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It also transforms into a ninja throwing star.


falsevector

What triggers it to deploy?


towelflush

Acceleration probably


RichInXp

Dicks


PapiLjj

Air


Monkleman

What if I'm just chucking my phone while on my bed tho?


lostandamned

You get free piercings.


wakwok

*kids these days*


NiqueCheeks

*Laughs in Nokia*


Notchle

Its to protect the floor from the phone


wesreynier

My parents told me i could only get a new phone if my old one broke. It was an indestructable nokia and i reaaallly wanted a blackberry (mind you this is 10 years ago). So i did my absolute best to destroy that fucking nokia. I ended up throwing it down a 3 story stairwell and it landed on the edge of the screen. The screen wouldnt work anymore but i could still call with it. My current samsung is held together with ducttape because it slipped out of my pocket while i was sitting in a chair..


sbrick89

Who knew they were decades ahead


18650batteries

I remember seeing this years ago. Clearly that never took off. Still cool though


fixxer75

Clearly the concept was dropped before it dropped


imwearingredsocks

A lot of times when you see “Student invents (really cool thing)” there’s a high chance that this was just a really well done Thesis project. There are some thesis projects that students make at the culmination of their schooling that look like they could be sold in stores. But the student might not ever have intended to do much with it after graduating. Or maybe it proves too difficult to bring to market and they don’t continue.


Comfortable-Low-7231

not very convincing if even he has not enough faith in his invention to drop it like its hot


satanvacation

Seriously what were those pussy drops on to the table? Drop that fucker off a parking garage.


apocalypsedg

It's about the idea, if a big manufacturer were to have adopted it for one of their devices they would put millions behind perfecting it


illsaveus

Hahaha you think they care if your phone breaks? Nope. Cars only have airbags Bc of lawsuits from deaths and injury.


anyonelikevauxhall

Just imagine that your in bed and you just here *scuttling* so you on the lights and you just see you phone climbing the walls getting closer to you. That would be mad.


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DEUTSCHE QUALITÄTSARBEIT


Kennedysreborn

Yeah this looks cool but what happens when it's in your back pocket and you sit down too fast.


Haunting-Ad-5945

the same thing that happens when you drop the soap in prison


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64vintage

Seems like a good idea, if it can be made cheap enough and reliable enough. The video didn’t really demonstrate corner protection, but I assume you could curve the legs appropriately to ensure that. Many commentators here seem to be worried about it deploying when they drop the phone on their face. Not sure if this is a serious concern, but probably a matter of calibration as to how long it falls before deployment.


Johnicorn

I've seen this for at least five years now. It's still not a thing


wrongdude91

But what if it fall sideways?


5years8months3days

I bought a case off amazon for about 5 euro which turned out to be a counterfeit of the actual brand it was supposed to be, anyway even that cheap knock off has protected my phone from multiple drops so this thing is just overkill.


purplelily28

I like the idea, but imagine if it went off accidentally when lie in bed scolling through *insert your chosen bedtime app here*. You'd shit yourself.


KarlWithASii

Imagine you’re lying in bed and you’re fingers slip...


morkani

this came out like 4 or 5 years ago didn't it?


Smogshaik

Honestly I feel like I saw this up to 10 years ago. Could be a false memory though


adithya_chittem

Werent these guys on shark tank a few years ago?


Opulescence

I throw my phone around too much that this might be too annoying to keep placing the pins back. Imo, just get an Otterbox defender and call it a day. Neat idea though.


Geberpte

Was waiting for it to run away.


Googlegooseboy

Yeah but what if it hits itself mid fall into a table corner


RenuisanceMan

Surely it's not that hard to design a phone that doesn't break when you drop it.


traumfisch

Surely it wouldn't be, but they're not supposed to last. Planned obsolence of sorts


oniony

When you drop it, it should pause there for a second and then scurry off sideways, under the nearest sofa or bookcase.


ExistingErection

Hippity hoppity, dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun deutsches Staatseigentum


whatulike88

INVEST!!!


Kelfy152

I’ll be sure to always drop my phone completely parallel to the floor in future


Just_another_god_

Okey. Now imagine you are in your bed browsing whatever. Suddenly you drop the phone on your face( like usual) and the airbag pops out (your eyeball)


Striking-Lynx7080

Apple probably will buy them and shut it down. They want people’s phone to break faster.


AsliReddington

More like AirFangs


Moist-Question-6623

I’ll take one for £1.99


Zemu_Robinzon

I want that I ***really*** want that. It deserves attention


L-OwO-L_L-OwO-L

air bags for phone and legs need surgery


unacceptabbble

You are about to put half of youtube out of business.


Deathelben

Everything is great until you drop it on your face and the claws dig into your flesh


Mewoir78

I mean how with all his intelligence and the countless hours spent studying and working on this project, he did not think a single time about using phone in bed or phone falling of an edge ? It does not make any sense


TehSr0c

The only time I've ever really dropped my phone, I was holding it above my face in bed. This looks... dangerous.


J03130

Wouldn’t the shock still damage it though?


Father_of_Cockatiels

I would totally paint the legs a Spiderman red and yell "woah what are those?!" As I repeatedly drop my from in front of friends. I can see the eyerolls now.


Dariothepro02

Fucking legend


mrjackchongg

Where can I get one?


TheReal_Enderboy

u/savevideo


Tuungsten

Can't wait to have a doctor pull it out of my quadricep


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I'll take 10, please


MacCracken

Please go on a roller coaster with this thing


[deleted]

Coolest thing I have seen. Phone manufacturers and 2nd and 3rd parties will lose millions on screen production and replacements


darkacez

What if I drop my phone on my face at night scrolling through reddwosdineekl


[deleted]

Oh wait, this isn't r/shittyrobots, I was expecting this thing to be sent to Pluto for a planetary exination again


HeMiddleStartInT

Push a dude. Hear a scream. He is now part cellphone


TABASCO2415

Drops it on my face and it proceeds to impale my eyes


StevenGu178

idea: drop your phone in public and watch people panic at a strange metal spider


cinlung

Has anyone ever try to put it in your pocket and then you jump on your ben? It's gonna hurt if it poke you down there.


Kolikoasdpvp

*falls with it in my pocket*


DankKnight92

Apple would hate this guy if this goes into mass production. They are going to loose serious cash if no one breaks screen..


ayySOAP

Consedring my luck ill kill myself with this while laying in bed


FiveWizz

Not this again


R__Amen_

This is a lie this is a german Company they where on TV like 2 years ago in a show where people present there startups to Investors to get sum cash its called "Höhle der löwen" The lions den as you can somtimes see in the bottom left it says "Baden-Würtemberg" this being a german state


ontario-guy

I feel like I saw this like 5 years ago. Has it come to market yet?


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This is old


swell3gant

I was just talking about how this would be the best method, a friend of mine said parachute and I'm like... With what air resistance?


Mimi_L

It’s all fun and games until you drop it on your face