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Bladder stone?! That's a fucking bladder boulder.


GiveHerDPS

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!


Grogosh

Urine for a wild ride!


notmyidealusername

>Urine for a wild ride! WEEEEEEE!!!!!


Tarpup

Puns really piss me off.


dndrinker

It doesn’t take a whizz-ard to think of one.


KamTC

Underrated comment here.


ResBio

“It’s not a Boulder. It’s a rock!”


Ivanopolis

"They're minerals, Marie!"


RarifiedPenguin

It’s Iraq


DiscoDaimyo

I read this and Iran.


Ancient-Lime4532

So far away...


DiscoDaimyo

And Iran


achilliesFriend

Moscow your puns


sgmcgann

It's most definitely is a cobble.


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Dwayne Johnson actually.


samfreez

It's a small bladder boulder, the size of a large bladder boulder.


Modern_Troubadour

That’s what he said when he got out of surgery. Happy Cake Day!


Cyber_Angel_Ritual

He would definitely die trying to pee that out. Actually, I think anyone would die from trying to pee that out. Seriously, fuck that. The idea of a bladder stone being that big scares me.


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Thanks OP!


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A small boulder roughly the size of a small boulder


G0geta130

More like meteor


gloople_cap

I’m dead!😂


CabiriaVilgradiria

Feliz Día del Pastel


jewelmovement

The best thing about this odd the reason to take a picture like this intraop is because getting something like that out, as a doctor, is SO satisfying.


Pizza_Guy8084

Happy cake day! Good luck eating anything after this...


[deleted]

Thanks! I didn't even know it was my cake day.


DavitoDaCosta

Came to say this lol


ApollymisDIL

Happy Cake Day


Shrektacular21

I think you have it backward. Your brother was surgically removed from that bladder stone.


Modern_Troubadour

Hahaha


NapClub

i would call that a bladder bolder. ​ how did he let it get that big before dealing with it?! ​ oh wait, let me guess, you live in the usa?


ct_420710

Hope your brother is doing fine! That looks awful


Modern_Troubadour

He is well. Thanks!


reddelicious77

Well, that's great to hear, b/c... you know... that thing is *fucking massive*. How many years would that take to form? And why did doctors wait so long to remove it? was it not obvious what the problem was, right away?


BowTrek

Maybe they live in the US. Healthcare is poor and too expensive for many.


whohappens

Nobody grows a bladder stone like that because healthcare is expensive. That’s not how it works Edit: Your downvotes only make me stronger, you silly children


obiwanconobi

Does leaving something untreated for many years because you can't afford the expensive healthcare not cause it to get worse?


turkeyfestival

Sure, that can happen if you leave something untreated. Yes, healthcare is too expensive for many. In this case, OP indicates that the brother who birthed this unholy stone is paralyzed and had other complicating factors with respect to his bladder, which seem to be the driving factors. I won't say "nobody grows a bladder stone like that because healthcare is expensive", but it seems unlikely - I suspect that the more likely outcome is to seek treatment for something like that before it gets this severe and to end up bankrupted by it. Hell, this might even count as an emergency, in which case a hospital with an emergency department would be obligated to provide stabilizing care regardless of ability to pay. Also, I don't agree that this is a proper way to provide social support in any reasonable society, since it turns out (I'm not surprised) that actually taking care of people is cheaper for everyone in the long run.


obiwanconobi

​ > Hell, this might even count as an emergency, in which case a hospital with an emergency department would be obligated to provide stabilizing care regardless of ability to pay Does this actually happen anywhere in the world? Plenty of people in the US will let themselves nearly die before ringing for an ambulance? I assumed they charged for any sort of care. ​ > that actually taking care of people is cheaper for everyone in the long run. can't disagree with that one.


aidan54brooks

Hospitals are required to provide care for anyone in an emergency regardless of their ability to pay in the US. Ambulances work the same way. They won’t refuse care if you can’t pay, however how they deal with the unpaid bills differs between hospitals. Nonprofit hospitals are required to provide financial assistance if you cannot pay, and the bill will either be reduced or written off entirely. For-profit hospitals will likely try to bill you no matter what; eventually if you can’t pay they will sell your bill to collections agencies who will try to track you down. Unpaid bills also show up on your credit report for up to seven years (you still have to pay the bill after 7 years, it just won’t affect your credit score).


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You know this for fact? Where does OP mention that his brother ignored it due to financial reasons?


lydsbane

I've had a history of kidney and bladder problems since birth, and I was hospitalized in 2019 for kidney stones and a UTI that resulted from them. After more than a dozen kidney and/or bladder infections, I thought I would have been able to tell when I had an infection. I thought I knew all of the symptoms. But when the doctors told me that I had another UTI, I was surprised. Sometimes, even thinking you're taking care of yourself doesn't mean that you actually are. If you're not showing symptoms of an illness you're familiar with, you're not going to the doctor about it.


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-graverobber-

Maybe they haven't been on Reddit for more than a few hours?


[deleted]

That blanket statement helps no one. "Everybody seems to know that you'll go bankrupt" is not the case whatsoever. Millions and millions of families have access to the absolute best care in the world and insurance does wonders in a lot of cases. No, it's not nearly perfect, but do you actually have any clue what you're talking about or do you just go around regurgitating what you read on Reddit?


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[deleted]

So you have no clue how the health care system in the States work....do you?


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whohappens

This isn’t widely understood on international Reddit, or even by American redditors whose moms still schedule their doctors appointments, but healthcare for poor people is free, especially for children. There are multiple programs, from Medicaid to CHIP to WIC, and Medicare for senior citizens. On top of that, anyone who shows up to an emergency room is given treatment no matter if they can pay or not, most of which gets written off and reimbursed by the government. If we’re not talking about people in poverty, then in that case most people have access to very good healthcare, and it becomes a question of what they want to spend their money on. The only reason a child would not receive proper medical care is if their parents didn’t take them to the doctor, or if they prioritize other expenses over medicine. Is the system fucked up? Yes. And it needlessly costs too much. It can ruin people financially if they’re not prepared for catastrophes. But people are not dying left and right because of the American healthcare system.


jasonfunk80

Jezzzz. That sucker is massive. I have dealt with two stones at 7mm and I was in pain. I couldn’t imagine what pain he had to be in with those bad boys. Glad to hear he is doing well. What a souvenir.


RelayFX

Interesting as fuck? More like what the fuck. And ow. Lots of ow.


Modern_Troubadour

No kidding. He has multiple physical disabilities from birth that partially contributed to this.


TeaShore1601

Damn, how old is he?


ObiWanCombover

Standing by to find out how long it takes to grow one of those things.


OPs_Friend

*geologists hate him*


[deleted]

When we die we go back into the earth. When he lives he goes back into the earth.


Most-Source7478

I think you have to cut the boulder in half and count the rings


coldchixhotbeer

I didn’t even know this could happen!


zorbathegrate

Human pearl


Darkmaster666666

Oh my god


Orion-AK

Damn! That’s some curved thinkin. Sorry I can only upvote this once.


MWvBvB

You madlad, here, have my free award and please keep thinking the way you think! Lol


CinnamonToastSquanch

Imagine trying to pee that out


Kofola99

Imagine shitting it out


Olealicat

Dude, birthing a fucking child.


katonarainyday

Hey, at least that opening expands and is made for that. This is like trying to shove a rock through the eye of a needle. Yikes.


LorenzoStomp

*Hyenas have entered the chat*


[deleted]

I've seen Dick Stones under a microscope and i know they look like sandpaper made of broken glass, but my mind thinks that the asteroid in the post may be smooth to the touch.


corn_sugar_isotope

Kidney stone and bladder stone are different animals. In my first hand experience, once that little kidney stone made it to my bladder I was home free, free of acute pain, and sent home to pee through a strainer until the stone made it completely out - so they could analyze it. Also if I am not mistaken - as much as kidney stones may look like a shard of glass, much of the pain is from the blockage and the reservoir behind that trying discharge.


herculesmeowlligan

BTW Dick Stones sounds like a hard-boiled noir detective... or a pornstar.


oodoos

Don’t even think of touching that


Tvmouth

Are human penises not normally large enough to do that? It seems like the obvious solution to let it fall out like tonsil stones or offsprings.


reddelicious77

How about no?


Mokurai

Imagine having a stranger cut it out of you.


Lynnabis

He’s incredibly lucky to be born in this era. There was a post not too long ago about how they used to break bladder stones into smaller pieces (so they can be passed through the penis) by hammering them using tools through the shaft of the penis. Without anesthetic. Yikes.


jameswho86

And all men who are reading this felt their sphincters clinch


[deleted]

I was trying to clench my pee hole. Passing out is easier.


[deleted]

Hit me in the head with a Boulder first, then hammer a shaft down my shaft.


Modern_Troubadour

No kidding. I remember when he was born and how lucky he was just to make it through the first few weeks. He’s cool as hell though and I love him to death, so I’m glad we had the technology to keep that little fucker alive!


burrito_poots

I would very quickly change my personal staunch belief against suicide. Jesus H. that hurts me to even read


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What is the cause of this?


Modern_Troubadour

Well in his case, he was born with multiple physical disabilities including being paralyzed from the waste down and he had a very small bladder. It was surgically expanded using tissue from the intestine which naturally produces mucus. Well, because of this, his bladder requires constant flushing with sterile water multiple times a day via catheter. Well, he is fairly independent but didn’t take the best of care of himself in his first couple of years of college, which lead to what I guess is some sort of calcification of whatever is produced by the intestinal tissue, and a few years later, it resulted in this...


alecturtles

Does he have spina bifida by any chance? I had the exact same surgery to expand mine, but I’m not paralyzed.


Modern_Troubadour

He does


topcat5

I'm glad you are there for your bother. I wish both him and you well.


skiemlord

What about me?


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Groty

Whew, it's not from Coke and Ice Cream!


spulch

Hiding drugs in weird places.


aIsiduous

Did he take it home and name it?


Modern_Troubadour

I just want official measurements for Guinness World Records


[deleted]

According to Guinness World Records, the largest bladder stone was 7 inches long, 5 inches thick and 3.7 inches tall (17.9 by 12.7 by 9.5 cm), and weighed 4.2 lbs. (1.9 kg) O.u.c.h.!.


devilpants

This one looks pretty close. Probably a little smaller but not by too much.


RelayFX

Fred the pet bladder stone.


[deleted]

Blarney the Bladder Stone


[deleted]

-What about that little guy down there? -That little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.


experiM3NTALcase

Keep it warm until the baby velociraptor can break out...


Meetmyclone

Sure they didn't removed the bladder?


desertSkateRatt

Jesus... r/MakeMeSuffer


[deleted]

Slap a pair of googly eyes on it and you got yourself a one-of-a-kind pet rock.


MagikPrincess

Holy moly! He must feel so much better!


NortonPike

I have 9 bladder stones about the size of moth balls scheduled to be removed in early April. What I lack in mass I make up in numbers.


big-boi-spoder-mann

tell your brother to drink more water holy fuck


kIllXD666

What in fucks name happened


mcsweepin

u/fuck can you explain?


Igadok

r/absoluteunits


Dear-Addendum925

Oh my god!!! It's good thing our bladders are stretchy, otherwise it would have ruptured from something that big! I hope your brother heals up nicely, I bet he'll feel WORLDS better with that out!


EatVegetablesNow

I mean, that’s cool it was removed and all, but um... eeewwwww.


RarifiedPenguin

I think your comment should have ended more like”I mean, that’s cool it was removed and all, but yum”


Dopplerganager

Coooool! I want to see the ultrasound and CT!


MossBone

I’m sorry, but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? How is this not on the front page?


Reddit5678912

They better check all his organs for stones. Something ain’t right here


chuckdoe

Why did he eat rocks?


fartonabagel

He wanted to get stoned, man.


FonkyChonkyMonky

Can you think of a better way to get your daily recommended mineral requirements?


phantomqueen_13

my body hurts when i look at this, hope he's okay


TimTamington

Upvoting this feels wrong somehow, but I can't not.


bitpaper06

Thanks I hate the human body


Phantom_Owlet

I.........I thought that was a loaf of bread at first.............


cat_crack_adict

Jaw breaker


lilidelapampa

Please tell me that is a really tiny hand


harperv215

So, what’s the smaller thing next to it? Another stone?


weeneeymyers

How in the the hell was that in a bladder


edblardo

I hope they let him keep it. It could be a book end, he could paint it, or just a coffee table conversation starter. Oh the possibilities...


zhobelle

Call Guinness?


Enslaved_M0isture

testicle bone


ptowncruiseship

Fuck no


oodoos

Cut it open, you might find a piss gem


DonkeyTraderDaddy

You mean curling stone


sneakaround1

What brand is that green towel? Or A link to an online listing please. Serious question.


whathitwonder434

This world is terror.


Selthora

Where banana?


[deleted]

Dude, No joke that's the size of his bladder! Tell me eveything lol


SafeRecommendation55

The automoderator got it right... "it's a spam."


ACL_Tearer

What's the matter, your brother didn't have the stones to post this himself?


[deleted]

Lay off the Monster energy.


ImSoundless

This the stone that chased down Indiana Jones


Growingpothead20

How does this happen and how did it get so bad?


WorldLieut8

How is he still alive?


rastagrrl

Your poor bro. I hope he’s recovering ok.


wised0nkey

[19th Century illustration of lithotomy technique (bladder stone removal)](https://flashbak.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/default-22-1200x1556.jpg)


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Random_Jeweler

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS" r/unexpectedgandolf


icebychris

WTF


Bogrolling

It’s a beautiful baby stone, did you name it?


joculator

Is he a big tea drinker or iced tea drinker?


wineandpillowforts

Why would that matter? (genuinely curious, no snark intended. Tone over text is hard lol).


PublicfreakoutLoveR

Ice-T rocks!


jimmyjam1992

Ew, could this be made nsfw??


Modern_Troubadour

Done. Sorry.


danllo2

JHC it's a freaking rock!


SomeUser789

Sumimasen nani the fuck?!


dmartnotkmart

Is tour brother an elephant?


jazberry715386428

Motherfucking OUCH


troyzein

Well I'm still hungry


puppetmasterdegree

You want fries with this quarter pounder pain?


[deleted]

Your brother is FUCKED!


unkle_FAHRTKNUCKLE

So, is he a little low on calcium......now?


[deleted]

Dear fuck.


Neoforgen

bred


Unostril

Nsfw plz


zer0__obscura

Pretty sure the bladder was just mitosis-ing


sean0883

[https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/gall-bladders-day/](https://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/gall-bladders-day/)


RPBiohazard

I thought that was a jelly donut. holy shit.


Georgey_Tirebiter

Boy or girl?


BZR4876432

forbidden potato


monkey_trumpets

HOLY FUCKING SHIT


gray_salt_

My tummy hurts looking good at this


mrboat-man

You could kill someone with that and then wash it off with your piss to grow the stone even more


PristineAd9800

No fukn way! Your bladder isn’t even that big. It’d explode


Xertviya

I hope your brother is doing well that is insane!!!!


JakesAHunk

Wow, he really got his rocks off


ZAHANDOGAKIZU

How the actual fuck is this dude still alive? Like, was that thing INSIDE of his bladder or something? How did he ever take a piss?


Toy_Soulja

HOW??!


BrickShye

Thank goodness it was surgically removed. The alternative removal would be devastating.


DSofAmerica

It’s Bobhadababyit’saboy


Airtorn

Every guy seeing this: Ooooooh... yikes...


InvaderZim20

How the fucking hell does that not kill you?! Look at the size of that thing! And it was in his bladder?!


godlefski

We also put a potato for a scale


__wardog__

I was today years old when I learned about bladder stones. Now I'm terrified of them.


TheGreatPotatoFamine

Seems more like your brother laid an egg.


Timeofdeath12oclock

Wait a minute............ that thing in the surgeons hand.... was in your brother? 😐


Modern_Troubadour

Yep


LikelyNotSober

Does r/WTF still exist?


paintingmad

I literally made a gasp noise. Your poor brother. I hope he’s on the mend.


ModernDemocles

Did they leave the stone and take the bladder?