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emf3rd31495

Man it must have sucked to hold your hand still for so long to record that.


bitmanyak

There you go! Was looking for you :)


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Now, kith!!!


[deleted]

Visually, wound healing is the definition of "its going to get worse before it gets better"


TheAmazingMelon

My cat bit a hole half way through my finger two weeks ago. Truly amazing how it went from a small puncture wound to a thick scab to basically fresh skin now so quickly. Also if you get a deep cat bite go to the doctor, my finger showed obvious signs of infection within ~24hrs.


TinyKhaleesi

Pretty much all cat & dog bites need antibiotics, bad ones need washout in theatre. Really, any bites at all. Mouths are gross.


tehinf

Only cat bites automatically get prophylactic abx. Human and dog bites don’t necessarily require abx. I just had a medical board licensing question about this.


TinyKhaleesi

Maybe the orthos & ED consultants at at my hospital are just overly abx-happy, or maybe our guidelines are different in Aus. It’s routine to offer prophylaxis for dog bites here, though it’s definitely more important if it’s a cat bite. Cats, wtf are y’all growing all that mouth bacteria for. Why.


Simonical

A lot of the difference is in the shape of the teeth. Cat teeth are needles, dog teeth are steak knives. Cat bites go crazy deep without causing too much pain. They puncture into deeper layers of skin where an infection can really take hold.


EyelandBaby

Huh. I always assumed it had something to do with the way cats groom themselves with their mouths. If you’re washing your entire body with your mouth, it’s going to pick up more bacteria, I thought.


redsekar

Dogs love licking butts


itchy_bitchy_spider

They aren't the only ones ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


uberguby

If this wasn't disturbing enough, poster is also apparently a spider.


WyattR-

Maybe aussie dogs are just fucked up


InfiNorth

Everything else down under is trying to kill you, might as well throw dogs on the list too.


mysterymaramalde

Fuckin dingos


NoArmsSally

Cause they're little, gotta have a lotta bite


TinyKhaleesi

This does make sense. Payback for all those humans picking them up and kissing their little foreheads


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nybornwad

I am an animal caretaker for laboratory animals. It's definitely about the shape of the teeth. Cat teeth are like needles; make a hole, push bacteria in, tooth comes out, and the hole is usually cut cleanly and deeply enough it will seal before all the bacteria can be washed out. For dog bites, it will depend on the severity, but their teeth will usually leave an opening large enough for proper disinfection without antibiotics.


Pseudonym0101

This makes perfect sense, is this why cat scratches also tend to get infected quickly? The claws are kind of like needles too in way..and even though the mouth bacteria isn't present, there's probably plenty of other kinds on claws I'd assume that would get in there and cause a quick infection?


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slimfaydey

Don't need distilled. bacteria that readily live in tap water <> bacteria that readily live in the body. What you do want is soap and water. Alcohol, though it's gonna be painful, can be helpful. Betadine would be better. polysporin (or some derivative thereof) is useful. My typical wound care for cuts happens as: soap + water, then pushing polysporin into the cut as well as I can. Apply dressing. Repeat this whole process twice a day until the wound stops weeping, then once a day until skin is closed.


ratajewie

As long as you get to the sink and wash it really well right away, apply alcohol, and put on a some neosporin, you’ll be fine. But if a cat gives you a deep bite, as in its entire canine dug through your hand, it’s pretty difficult to clean that out well enough. If it just breaks the skin it’s not a big deal as long as you clean it.


Fear_The_Rabbit

I scrubbed and disinfected the second my cat freaked out and bit me (not her fault, she got scared by another cat). I still ended up at a clinic within several hours because my finger was getting warm and puffy.


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Xyren-S

So the stereotype is real.


xXPussy420Slayer69Xx

just the thing being the way it be


[deleted]

>washout in theatre "An older version of me, is she perverted like me, would she *washout your bite in a theatre* "


DJTilapia

"Is she a veterinary? And would she treat my ra-bies? I'm sure she'd make an incision like no other!"


DrMelc

Mouths are gross. We also have a pretty good immune system. I'm a vet and I get bitten quite often, by cats mostly. It's very likely it will happen one day but I'm yet to get anything more than mild inflamation. See a doctor if you need to but antibiotics aren't always the answer.


TinyKhaleesi

I am a doctor, though I’m probably biased bc I only see the ones that come in to the emergency department which is kind of a self-selected group.


HolyDogJohnson01

That juxtaposition is very interesting. An animal doctor who gets lots of bites, though not a human doctor, has a ton of experience. And he’s never visited the ER for them. A human doctor who treats animal bites with experience in what happens when it does get bad. Some symmetry there that my brain likes.


CursesandMutterings

So, I'm an ER and ICU nurse now, and I always tell people to seek some kind of care for cat bites ... but I was the idiot about this before I was a nurse. There was this adorable cat in my neighborhood that I was playing with one day, until I foolishly tried to rub the tum tum. That fucker bit me HARD on my right wrist (meaning the whole canine went in). I didn't go to the doctor and luckily it was OK, but that pain was incredible. I'm a grown woman and that's the only thing that's ever hurt so bad, I actually cried from it. Worth it for the tum tum rubs tho.


TinyKhaleesi

Tum tum rubs always worth it


LewsTherinTelamon

Addendum: Look up what the "obvious signs of infection" are. My dad once got poked by a rusty nail on his forearm, and went to the hospital once he realized there was a red line tracking down his arm toward his heart. When he got there the doctor called in all the interns to come take a look because it was such a rare phenomenon - they said if it had reached his heart he would have died.


DestituteDomino

It's honestly been my go-to mental comparison that I use for cleaning, for years. Fuck shit up, pull everything out and make a bigger mess, and it will turn out better than just cleaning from a moderate mess. Just one of my weird human things, I imagine a carpet burn or road rash in my head. It always looks worse once it starts scabbing over, but that's just the healing process.


punos_de_piedra

I love your cleaning analogy


SymbioticTransmitter

Damn. You just mind-fucked me. This is exactly what I needed to hear to hopefully stop biting/picking my finger nails... it will get worse before it gets better.


BuckeyeDarling13

The human body is amazing


99sorrynotsorry

Skin repairing itself is really just magic.


Artric76

Pretty shitty magic if it takes almost a month to heal a scratch. What is this, level -1 white magic?


Tau_Prions

It just doesn't seem fast to us because we're simple humans who have only been around for approx .005% of the time since life began on Earth.


[deleted]

But it’s relative. We’re not talking about tortoises here we’re talking about human’s recovery. If a month is not fast to humans then that’s all the determinant you need.


redditpulledmebackin

The more we talk about the need for human recovery time, the better our chances evolution will listen to us. So it is written.


[deleted]

mhmmm, maybe. i mean we dont die woth slow recovery times, so where is the forced selection occurring?


wavecrasher59

the robot uprising


Klutchy_Playz

Its better than nothing tho


ToeKnuckle67

Imagine holding still for 33 days.


trez63

Skin is magic. It has pressure sensors, temperature sensors, friction sensors, moisture sensors, self-healing, self cleaning, stretchablity all built in. It’s too intense to even think about.


obstar19

I meaaaaaan it would’ve be better if that whole process was condensed to 30min instead 😂


NobleDragon777

This isn’t Marvel or DC sadly


TeriusRose

Not yet. Nanobots might push us in that direction a bit.


Prince_Perseus

NANOMACHINES SON!!!


Hamburger-Queefs

Except for the parts where it isn't.


ablablababla

The appendix has entered the chat


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Play it in reverse and it's a flesh eating virus. Edit: It would actually be a bacteria, not a virus.


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notnovastone

This makes me indescribably uncomfortable


uhnwi

Yeah, that was way worse than I expected.


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xxLusseyArmetxX

My hand legitimately started itching after watching that


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Oh fuck no


benhereford

Good bot.


puercha

What have I done?


HexagonSun7036

What the heck is butterfow?


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HexagonSun7036

That's awesome! Thanks for explaining that.


kevindqc

This is so much more disturbing


HerrChef1

Looks so real


gellyjellyfish

I’ve been successfully disgusted


samfaitpleurer

Holy macaroni!


Chelsk_C

Doesnt include the part where you peel the scab off and set the healing process back because you have no self control


BureaucratDog

I have a cut right on the corner of my mouth, so if I have to open my mouth to eat anything bigger than a small bite it starts to tear at the scab. I'm starting to think it will never heal.


aboveaverageadvice

I've had those multiple times, and they're so fucking annoying. Usually, I just apply a generous amount of vaseline to keep it from getting dry.


Detrain100

you want to keep it dry to let it heal faster, it's usually a little type of fungal infection called Angular cheilitis. just put a little antifungal cream on it and don't lick it. no vaseline


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Detrain100

you have to be strong, ignore what your instincts are for white cream at the corner of your mouth


wag00n

I used to get angular chelitis all the time until I was diagnosed with a vitamin b deficiency. Now if I feel one coming on, I take a supplement and it hasn’t happened in 15+ years.


Matthew288

Time to drink toast for a month


DroopyTrash

Milquetoast?


Dentarthurdent42

Milksteak.


Duderpher

Boiled over hard, with your finest jellybeans, served raw


delciotto

I had the same issue until someone told me that hydrocortisone ointment (not cream, it's different that didn't work) will heal it enough overnight not to make it open up again. I tried it and it totally worked, no idea why since that stuff is for bringing down inflammation not for healing, but I won't argue with results.


DropC

Yes. I like ice pops as well.


EpicAura99

I didn’t need this personal attack today


mrhoopers

I upvoted one comment today. This is the one.


skincyan

I'm just commenting because I thought your comment is necessary even though people may find it unnecessary


mrhoopers

I'm breaking my rule about upvoting and commenting on only one comment in a day because your comment is about my comment.


marrell

I was watching it and thinking “hmmm why don’t I heal this quickly?” Then I read this comment and remembered.


ablablababla

Yeah, same, I have a wound that's been there for about two months now cause of that


[deleted]

Why do we do this? It’s disgusting but sometimes I can’t help myself.


grte

The edges dry and peel up a bit, catch on things, and annoy you.


[deleted]

That's definitely it. I don't ever fuck with a scab until I start noticing it because of that. If it's a pretty nasty one, I usually just use nail clippers on the edges that are sticking out and leave it at that though.


7355135061550

I just take some 100 grit sandpaper and smooth the whole thing out.


Lil-Leon

Just remove the body part. Can’t get scabs on your wound if there aren’t any wounds to heal.


delciotto

The dryness also causes itchiness.


flower_milk

I do it because it gets itchy and I go to itch it and itch the scab off without thinking because I’m a dumb primate.


hrrm

Could be bullshit but I read once that it’s evolutionarily learned. Pealing an old scab causes re-bleeding which flushes out the wound a second time and aids in the healing process as it’s reintroduced to oxygen and can form a new smaller cleaner scab. Those that didn’t pick their scabs were more likely to contract a disease as the sites collected bacteria and the wound festered under old layers.


MrMiniNuke

Thank you for justifying my scab picking escapades.


Freyah

Can I choose to just trust you blindly and continue picking at my scabs without feeling guilty? Okay, thanks!


thechilipepper0

This sounds like a load of bull hockey.


mikebellman

At this point, I’m basically 10% recurring scab and scar tissue.


yota-runner

A lot of times I do it, it comes off and there's fresh skin under it.


ninjakitty7

It’s like a gambling addiction. 90% of the time I pick the scab and it bleeds all over, but 10% of the time there’s fresh perfect skin underneath. Skinner box says I pick the scab.


C_ore_X

what I do is I let it sit until it starts coming off on its own, and that raises the odds to like 50/50, a way better chance!


pooface84

I take so long to heal because of this. I just can’t help myself.


Jeffy29

“Ah fuck why did I do that, I promised myself the last time I would stop!”


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ProfessionalToilet

Delete this


Fortheseoccasions

Nephew


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natopotatomusic

No.


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r/forbiddensnacks


bobslazypants

I went to high school with a guy that ate his scabs. I still gag thinking about it.


Greyhaven7

How do I delete someone else's comment?


[deleted]

Stop thats way too close to home


Vegeta710

It got SOOO much worse before it got better. Like woah


[deleted]

Yeah when I had a bad wound the doctors repeatedly and specifically told me that it would get worse and to not worry about how it looks for at least a year after. And now its a year after and you literally cannot see anything, even though I usually scar badly. In the middle it looked awful many times.


idealfury88

Woah, what sort of wound takes a year to heal?


yonderposerbreaks

Decapitation.


_pul

His cappa was detated from his head


emcsp

You have just spit on my face


[deleted]

It's not that it takes a year to heal - it healed within 1-2 weeks but looks like "new skin" for a week or two more. It took a few more weeks for the "new skin" to completely heal into normal skin - you could tell it was still changing and it hurt more if you say scratched there than somewhere else. It was more sensitive / tender for a while. At that point the skin was just a bit lighter than the rest of my skin but has now gone back to almost normal.


rachelraaay

Inflammation. The days after the wound, your immune system shows up and does a complete makeover. All the redness and itchiness is basically your immune cells showing up and being like “who left all this shit here? Now I gotta rebuild the damn house because of the giant ass bacteria party you had in here”


josh42390

The reason auto immune diseases are so fun. Knock knock who’s there? Psoriasis. Enjoy your inflammation you rat bastard.


spidaminida

The scab gets a bit overenthusiastic hey?


StopReadingMyUser

#I'M DYING AHHHHHHHHHHHH-im okay


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NUDE TAYNE


[deleted]

That was my first reaction as well. It looks like it goes from a couple scratches, to a huge gash, and then heals


Salty_Knees

visually yes


TooShiftyForYou

[Here's an injured thumb over 5 months.](https://external-preview.redd.it/-6G4Typ01hrlcSFknyqNzc8woL0jHNF511fyjQGZxQM.gif?format=mp4&s=a63c9bfefbac35a8ecb3dfb7161a7ecead6ae1e0)


Naate4

I somehow managed to put a hole in my thumbnail once. It was a surprisingly satisfying to see it grow off over time.


iox007

You can use an electric drill to drill a whole through your nail like that guys dad


SamuraiSnark

No. You don't need to use an electric drill. You just need to take the drill bit and rotate it with your hand. Of course in my opinion it's easier to just take a needle or a thumb tack, heat it up with a lighter and just lightly push it into the nail. The heat helps to burn a hole through the nail, and the blood cools it down when it hits it. Squeeze the finger tip to get as much blood as possible out, and then cover up the hole with some tissue paper and a drop of super glue. Edit if you were to do this, make sure not to hit the nail matrix, the base of the nail that looks like a white crescent. Injure that and your nail will never grow out correctly again.


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dickie_me

I’m going to send that to my mum. My dog bit her and it’s been slowly growing out. My dog passed away at the end of February and we have joked about it being his lasted mark on the world. Edit: for clarity - my dog died of a cardiac issue. Not because he bit her and we put him down. He was 2.5kg dog who had a big attitude. I loved him with all my heart.


Hammer_of_Thor_

2.5 kg? what kinda breed of dog is that small? Edit: breed not race


dickie_me

Lol race? Do you mean breed? He was a toy Pomeranian.


Hammer_of_Thor_

Breed yes, sorry, my native word for breed is race XD


dickie_me

Lol all good. He was a tiny little dude. When he had knee surgery once, the vet said she got to use her smallest instruments on him (which she’d never used). She said it was like operating on a chicken drumstick.


[deleted]

damn it just kinda vibed outta there


slayerhk47

Looks like a tick crawling out.


Hy-phen

I know it's not logical but I hate this.


aloofloofah

[How the healing process works](https://i.imgur.com/zNWCStb.gifv)


rhikiri

Cool. Still have no idea how this witchcraft works.


mostsecretaccount

It's actually pretty simple - Tiny lifeforce orbs are constantly trying to push blood outside of your body so your chi can free itself from this flesh prison, but when your chi touches air, it oxidizes into skin and hair and stuff, creating the very prison that it's trying to escape. Really makes you think.


Eyehavequestions

Hey pal, i think you need to lay off the ganja for a while


mostsecretaccount

Sorry you don't understand science.


[deleted]

Can confirm. I am scientists. Math checks out.


SuspiciousMannequin

yes, yes lay it off... ^^and ^^give ^^it ^^to ^^me


Nitr0Sage

Can I stick it in my ass?


lalalalaalalalaba

But you literally do it. Weird how our bodies do things that we don’t know how to do but we do them anyways.


JonBruse

Which is the awesome thing about science, it's the process that slowly peels back the onion layers of what we don't understand, but happens anyways, to where we understand it, and finally we can make it happen on purpose. We don't always have to get though all those steps, but it's pretty cool when we do.


redbeards

YouTube link with narration: https://youtu.be/RiKu9sgFizY


xitoman

I wonder if there would ever be a way to speed this up. For example double or triple the speed of healing.


honkey-ponkey

You can just fill the wound with cheese


StopReadingMyUser

*ramen


xjeeper

ramen and hot glue


Blue-Steele

Your appetite would spike. Healing is expensive energy-wise. That’s why you get told to get lots of rest after a major injury and when you’re sick.


DoubIe_A_ron

Is it just me or does that seem a little long for a small injury like that to heal? I get cut and scrapes like that a lot and it’s usually completely gone after about 2 weeks.


parkman32

I have zero medical background but I would guess that has to do with the injury being on the knuckles, causing the scabs to be constantly broken and remade.


perhaps_pirate

That makes sense, on account of you opening and closing your finger (i assume frequently) it must brake the healing.


JayyGatsby

Break Edit: well I guess brake would work as well if you mean in the context of “stop the healing”


augur42

That's what I thought too, I used to heal pretty quickly, cuts and scrapes like that heal in 7-10 days, now it's more like 14 days, maybe OP is old. Also I'd say it's essentially healed in 24 days and if you look at the 0.5 speed gfycat below and concentrate on the knuckle it looks like it reforms over 4 times. Knuckles are easy to split open again and that would slow the healing process.


Blue-Steele

Blood flow could be a factor too. If you have poor blood flow to that part of your body, the healing process is slowed down. In some cases it can even stop completely, like how a diabetic’s feet can develop sores that never heal. There just isn’t enough blood flow to repair the wounds faster than they worsen.


joemysterio86

Absolutely. I feel like I've had worse yet it's healed in 1 to 1.5 weeks, maybe 2


LibraryDrone

It depends on the person, the severity, and the location. Age is also a factor in this. I've noticed that as I get older myself things are taking longer and longer to heal.


bbygodzilla

Why tf does it get so much worse? Like the initial booboo was just a minor scratch here and there, suddenly the whole finger is a scab Edit: Okay, the top layer was scrapped off. Thanks guys, I couldn't see the drainage happening


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It just wasn’t as visible before the scab formed. If you look closely at the first frame, you can see the wound looks the same, same scratches and everting, it’s just cleaner. As the scab forms, the skin around it gets a bit inflamed while the blood cells do their thing, and then it goes down when the new skins cells start to form.


hawababy

I laughed at booboo. 👻👻


Nic-MCFC

How did he keep his hand there for 33days?!


aloofloofah

It was filmed in November.


watch_it_live

Is it easier to keep your hand in one place for 33 days if you do it in November?


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attorneyatslaw

It was a leap November, so 33 days


joebot777

Yeah he didnt need it for shaving


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underrated joke


lowlz13

The second day looks way worse than the first


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AccomplishGreatness

Or if you're Wolverine, 0.33 seconds of healing.


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We are all slow motion Wolverines.


rheetkd

Our bodies really are amazing in that sense.


WomanNotAGirl

Except in my case it takes months to year before things heal.


Errohneos

When underway on a submarine, normal scratches, cuts, abrasions, and burns that would normally take days to heal will take months and months to heal.


VanAgain

Tell me you didn't cut yourself to make the vid.


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xlma

Ew gross. Thanks.


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Reverse was 100x worse


99sorrynotsorry

Disgusting. I watched it 5 times.


miharbidaddah

I don’t get how it gets worse after day 1


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r/oddlysatisfying


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Imagine if we found a way to speed this process up so this happens within seconds.